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Gender: female
Age: 23
Steam Profile: crutonsan
Consoles Owned: Xbox, Xbox 360, PC, Gameboy, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Gears of War, Bioshock, Left 4 Dead, TF2, Amnesia, Overlord
Interests: Wimmin things, male genitalia, videogames
Date Signed Up:11/20/2009
Location:Colorado
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#19 - Except Mark Hamill has had an extensive career in voice acting. 12/30/2013 on Best Scam Ever +1
#27 - Comment deleted 12/29/2013 on help +1
#20 - My dad and I laugh our asses off.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2013 on Fappity fap fap +2
#31 - pkrbarmovie (12/30/2013) [-]
But you're not a girl.
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#33 - FUUUU (12/30/2013) [-]
Actually, I am.
#34 - pkrbarmovie (12/30/2013) [-]
My condolences.
#26 - anon (12/30/2013) [-]
You're a girl though..
#8 - Have you ever thrown a glass bottle against a wall before? It'… 12/29/2013 on Wild for the Night . . . 0
#23 - Hey baby, are your parents retarded? Because I think you're special.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2013 on Targeted +62
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#88 - shadowbreech (12/29/2013) [-]
Two girls I know were practically scarred when a an ugly guy tried that one...
#23 - Picture 12/29/2013 on Pouring polyethylene oxide 0
#45 - Actually that is a beluga whale 12/29/2013 on (untitled) +3
#33 - It made me feel and b'aww at the same time. 12/27/2013 on He looks so happy 0
#134 - My cousin got four pairs of boxers. I don't think I've ever se… 12/27/2013 on Christmas spirit yo 0
#12 - So glad I'm not the only one who laughs really hard at this picture. 12/26/2013 on Always makes me laugh 0
#8 - Picture 12/25/2013 on How beautiful... I guess... +2
#39 - Weird, it worked for me. 12/23/2013 on Awesome Facts Compilation 0
#37 - The last one, the duct tape fact, worked for me. My hands were… 12/23/2013 on Awesome Facts Compilation 0
#54 - That was adorable. 12/19/2013 on Kung Fu With Love +3
#11 - Because it's a joke. 12/17/2013 on Post-it note dad +2
#99 - I went to Columbine a couple years ago for a Colorguard compet…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Description 0
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#114 - holybronybatman (12/17/2013) [-]
I would think it would be.
#97 - Public attention, the media goes crazy and makes sure everyone… 12/17/2013 on Description +3
#57 - Yes, I would find that to be extremely cute, and that way you'… 12/16/2013 on this happened Friday 0
#135 - I like to make people cringe But seriously, I was j… 12/10/2013 on Men +1
#103 - My godson's mother had a natural birth. Her vaginal walls rip…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2013 on Men +3
#107 - places (12/10/2013) [-]
I did not need to know that information. Why would you call upon my username to tell me this?
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#135 - FUUUU (12/10/2013) [-]
I like to make people cringe

But seriously, I was just adding a story to the conversation. I'm not a guy so I don't know how getting kicked in the balls feels, but my friend said that when she birthed him, it was a pain she had never even come close to experiencing in any other way. With what happened to her vaginal walls, I believe it.
#12 - Picture 12/08/2013 on hay neigh bay +1
#42 - Picture 12/08/2013 on strengite +7
#13 - I thought of that too. I'm ******* crying right now. 12/07/2013 on D'aww level: Rainbow Brick +2
#176 - Oh god, I remember crying about that, but not understanding wh… 12/07/2013 on Dear God Why? +2
#30 - They were just ******** on each other as a joke. He never mean…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/05/2013 on McDisasters 27: Fat and... +5
#32 - sloot (12/05/2013) [-]
haha you are physically superior to most people?
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#35 - sirbrentcoe (12/05/2013) [-]
he ripped on me for my physical statue. i ripped on him for his.
#36 - sloot (12/05/2013) [-]
I understand your intention but your logic is flawed. He made fun of you for being fat, you made fun of him for being in great shape and strong? its like if someone made fun of you for having a small dick and you are like "haha look at this douche with a huge dick , what a loser." does not compute...
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#46 - Eggerz (12/16/2013) [-]
found the health freak......
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#38 - sirbrentcoe (12/05/2013) [-]
are you a guy? because guys do shit like this all the time, and it does not require explanation. Much like when someone's going bald. My uncle has a fucking manhole cover hole in his hair. know what he does when his brothers rip on him? makes fun of them for having hair. 'savin' a fortune on shampoo, who's the idiot now?' it doesn't have to be insulting to be funny.
#42 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
yes bald, but no one ever says.. "look at that guy with a healthy full head off hair...what a douche." Guys call each other gay and say they are going to fuck each others moms. Sounds like you got made fun of.
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#43 - sirbrentcoe (12/06/2013) [-]
i dont really care about my body image, to be honest. i didn't back then, i don't now. so he picked on my most obvious trait, and i did the same. this was a long time ago either way. and i'm used to being referred to as a fat ass, because i have a gut. trick is to not let it piss you off, and make lite of it. people making fun of you, like trying to hurt you, will stop if they see it's not having an effect. ..
#44 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
that is one option, essentially live in denial and avoid an obvious roadblock that is potentially life threatening and can easily start to snow ball out of control. Or you could look at it logically and just decide to make yourself at least look like like you care about yourself a slight bit and lose weight. Being muscular indeed has a multitude of health benefits but is by no means necessary to be healthy. You can either choose to accept yourself in a poor state or care enough about yourself to make a change... All of this coddling "every-body wins" attitude they are preaching today is straight up cancer.
#45 - sirbrentcoe (12/06/2013) [-]
i agree. but at the same time, one has to change ones self for their own benefit. not to escape ridicule, or objectification from another. now it might surprise you to know that I actually lost weight while working at mcdonalds, due to a regular 'diet' and plenty of excersize. I was fatter than he was, and I didn't care. I got the excersize from working, and riding a bike in the country because I couldn't afford the gas to get to my friends houses. I was less fat, but still had a belly. Still do now. I didn't lose weight because of his negative opinion of me, or because i 'felt bad.' i lost it doing what i was doing.

now, i never said I ignored the slander and abuse. I said don't let it piss you off. if you give them the satisfaction of letting them know it hurts your feelings, they will press harder and harder until you snap. And since I didn't want to lower myself to their level, i would sarcastically compliment my aggressors instead of escalating the situation. after all, I was and am a mountain of a man. I don't intend to let some ribbing and fun-poking turn into a fist fight, because I don't enjoy hurting people. I'm very very good at inflicting pain, but its not something I like to do.

I have since married, had 3 children, and hold down a couple of really good jobs. I work on my physical stature when i feel like it, but i don't really care if i'm fat or skinny. i'm healthy enough, my wife loves me, and my kids mean the world to me. maybe in the near future, I will become more concerned with my weight. but right now, at 26, it's not on my list of priorities to have a slammin beach bod. i've got a 6 pack, it just rests behind a keg. I like how you have taken a simple exchange of 2 guys busting eachothers balls and tried to apply more context to it. it's not any deeper than we were bored at work, and decided to fuck with one another. I have never placed a lot of value on body image anyways. I want you to know that I appreciate your comments, and thank you for actually taking the time to explain your statements. and I'll be interested to see if this gets flagged.
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#31 - sirbrentcoe (12/05/2013) [-]
exactly
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#140 - rubusguy
(04/28/2016) [-]
> your body is 2 sweet 4 me
#138 - aulubear
(04/27/2016) [-]
Hey, do you mind if I try to cook a full course meal on your body?

Maybe just sausage though.
#135 - niimajneb ONLINE
(03/15/2016) [-]
wanna trade dick pics?
#136 to #135 - FUUUU
(03/16/2016) [-]
Mine's probably bigger.
#137 to #136 - niimajneb ONLINE
(03/16/2016) [-]
Oho, do we have a challenge? I'll have you know I've yet to lose a dick measuring contest so far.
#134 - dastor
(03/12/2016) [-]
You have a really awesome body, girl! May I ask... When will we see your boobs again?
#133 - herrfritz
(02/25/2016) [-]
i dub thee
purger of the perverted paladin!
#131 - themarineelite
(02/15/2016) [-]
Hi, just wanna say you have a fantastic body, and happy valentines.
#132 to #131 - FUUUU
(02/15/2016) [-]
Thanks doll face!
#128 - rubusguy
(02/14/2016) [-]
Nice ass
pretty tattoo
Great legs
Kindest face, my heart is yours if you chose 2

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY , sweet-cheeks

#129 to #128 - FUUUU
(02/14/2016) [-]
You're very sweet.
#130 to #129 - rubusguy
(02/14/2016) [-]
Not as much as seeing U happy, my angel
#119 - Elk
(01/20/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** You really should put that picture back up. I thought you were really pretty.
#120 to #119 - FUUUU
(01/24/2015) [-]
That made one of you guys. Haha. But thank you.
#121 to #120 - Elk
(01/24/2015) [-]
What?
#122 to #121 - FUUUU
(02/21/2015) [-]
I meant that you seem to be the only one to enjoy the photo.
#123 to #122 - Elk
(02/21/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"****Elk rolled image** Because you had a really weird expression in it. You're very pretty.
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Because you had a really weird expression in it. You're very pretty.
#124 to #123 - Elk
(02/21/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Oops, I didn't realize it said that in my original comment. I didn't mean to repeat myself.
#125 to #124 - DevilsCalling
(02/07/2016) [-]
Elk you old seadog what the **** are YOU of all people calling a girl pretty for? my little **** nemesis...
#126 to #125 - Elk
(02/07/2016) [-]
Just trying to boost her confidence.
#127 to #126 - DevilsCalling
(02/07/2016) [-]
jesus..never thought id see the day you compliment a **** girl
#139 to #127 - tridaak
(04/28/2016) [-]
Same...
#117 - plataeiou
(01/18/2015) [-]
Welcome back!



Your dreams were your ticket out
#118 to #117 - Elk
(01/19/2015) [-]
Pretty sure she got scared away.
#116 - breadposter
(06/23/2014) [-]
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