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#134 - My cousin got four pairs of boxers. I don't think I've ever se… 12/27/2013 on Christmas spirit yo 0
#12 - So glad I'm not the only one who laughs really hard at this picture. 12/26/2013 on Always makes me laugh 0
#8 - Picture 12/25/2013 on How beautiful... I guess... +2
#39 - Weird, it worked for me. 12/23/2013 on Awesome Facts Compilation 0
#37 - The last one, the duct tape fact, worked for me. My hands were… 12/23/2013 on Awesome Facts Compilation 0
#54 - That was adorable. 12/19/2013 on Kung Fu With Love +3
#11 - Because it's a joke. 12/17/2013 on Post-it note dad +2
#99 - I went to Columbine a couple years ago for a Colorguard compet…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2013 on Description 0
User avatar #114 - holybronybatman (12/17/2013) [-]
I would think it would be.
#97 - Public attention, the media goes crazy and makes sure everyone… 12/17/2013 on Description +3
#57 - Yes, I would find that to be extremely cute, and that way you'… 12/16/2013 on this happened Friday 0
#135 - I like to make people cringe But seriously, I was j… 12/10/2013 on Men +1
#103 - My godson's mother had a natural birth. Her vaginal walls rip…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2013 on Men +3
#107 - places (12/10/2013) [-]
I did not need to know that information. Why would you call upon my username to tell me this?
User avatar #135 - FUUUU (12/10/2013) [-]
I like to make people cringe

But seriously, I was just adding a story to the conversation. I'm not a guy so I don't know how getting kicked in the balls feels, but my friend said that when she birthed him, it was a pain she had never even come close to experiencing in any other way. With what happened to her vaginal walls, I believe it.
#12 - Picture 12/08/2013 on hay neigh bay +1
#42 - Picture 12/08/2013 on strengite +7
#13 - I thought of that too. I'm ******* crying right now. 12/07/2013 on D'aww level: Rainbow Brick +2
#176 - Oh god, I remember crying about that, but not understanding wh… 12/07/2013 on Dear God Why? +2
#30 - They were just ******** on each other as a joke. …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/05/2013 on McDisasters 27: Fat and... +5
#32 - sloot (12/05/2013) [-]
haha you are physically superior to most people?
User avatar #35 - sirbrentcoe (12/05/2013) [-]
he ripped on me for my physical statue. i ripped on him for his.
#36 - sloot (12/05/2013) [-]
I understand your intention but your logic is flawed. He made fun of you for being fat, you made fun of him for being in great shape and strong? its like if someone made fun of you for having a small dick and you are like "haha look at this douche with a huge dick , what a loser." does not compute...
User avatar #46 - Eggerz (12/16/2013) [-]
found the health freak......
User avatar #38 - sirbrentcoe (12/05/2013) [-]
are you a guy? because guys do shit like this all the time, and it does not require explanation. Much like when someone's going bald. My uncle has a fucking manhole cover hole in his hair. know what he does when his brothers rip on him? makes fun of them for having hair. 'savin' a fortune on shampoo, who's the idiot now?' it doesn't have to be insulting to be funny.
#42 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
yes bald, but no one ever says.. "look at that guy with a healthy full head off hair...what a douche." Guys call each other gay and say they are going to fuck each others moms. Sounds like you got made fun of.
User avatar #43 - sirbrentcoe (12/06/2013) [-]
i dont really care about my body image, to be honest. i didn't back then, i don't now. so he picked on my most obvious trait, and i did the same. this was a long time ago either way. and i'm used to being referred to as a fat ass, because i have a gut. trick is to not let it piss you off, and make lite of it. people making fun of you, like trying to hurt you, will stop if they see it's not having an effect. ..
#44 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
that is one option, essentially live in denial and avoid an obvious roadblock that is potentially life threatening and can easily start to snow ball out of control. Or you could look at it logically and just decide to make yourself at least look like like you care about yourself a slight bit and lose weight. Being muscular indeed has a multitude of health benefits but is by no means necessary to be healthy. You can either choose to accept yourself in a poor state or care enough about yourself to make a change... All of this coddling "every-body wins" attitude they are preaching today is straight up cancer.
#45 - sirbrentcoe (12/06/2013) [-]
i agree. but at the same time, one has to change ones self for their own benefit. not to escape ridicule, or objectification from another. now it might surprise you to know that I actually lost weight while working at mcdonalds, due to a regular 'diet' and plenty of excersize. I was fatter than he was, and I didn't care. I got the excersize from working, and riding a bike in the country because I couldn't afford the gas to get to my friends houses. I was less fat, but still had a belly. Still do now. I didn't lose weight because of his negative opinion of me, or because i 'felt bad.' i lost it doing what i was doing.

now, i never said I ignored the slander and abuse. I said don't let it piss you off. if you give them the satisfaction of letting them know it hurts your feelings, they will press harder and harder until you snap. And since I didn't want to lower myself to their level, i would sarcastically compliment my aggressors instead of escalating the situation. after all, I was and am a mountain of a man. I don't intend to let some ribbing and fun-poking turn into a fist fight, because I don't enjoy hurting people. I'm very very good at inflicting pain, but its not something I like to do.

I have since married, had 3 children, and hold down a couple of really good jobs. I work on my physical stature when i feel like it, but i don't really care if i'm fat or skinny. i'm healthy enough, my wife loves me, and my kids mean the world to me. maybe in the near future, I will become more concerned with my weight. but right now, at 26, it's not on my list of priorities to have a slammin beach bod. i've got a 6 pack, it just rests behind a keg. I like how you have taken a simple exchange of 2 guys busting eachothers balls and tried to apply more context to it. it's not any deeper than we were bored at work, and decided to fuck with one another. I have never placed a lot of value on body image anyways. I want you to know that I appreciate your comments, and thank you for actually taking the time to explain your statements. and I'll be interested to see if this gets flagged.
User avatar #31 - sirbrentcoe (12/05/2013) [-]
exactly
#93 - Actually, I work at a bank right now. So don't assume *…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on Ihop +1
User avatar #94 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/05/2013) [-]
What counts as deserving a tip may differ between you and I. I don't mind not being tipped, the only time I get mad fi I don't get one is if the couple is extremely messy, constantly spilling things and whatever. A lot of people don't tip maids when they stay at hotels or motels. And don't get pissy cause I assumed when in the beginning you assumed I worked outside of the states.
#81 - Well that's all fine and dandy for you, but what about the res…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Ihop 0
User avatar #82 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/05/2013) [-]
I should be able to spend my money when and how I want. It's a nice gesture to tip but you don't HAVE to tip. If you had to tip it would be included in the bill. I've worked making 3.30 an hour before. Maybe instead of telling the customers where they can and can't eat, maybe you should find a better job? But you don't like the idea of having to look for a different job because the job market is small. A lot of people are struggling, not just you. And if your tips don't average out to minimum wage then the company has to pay the gap.
User avatar #93 - FUUUU (12/05/2013) [-]
Actually, I work at a bank right now. So don't assume shit. I'm not struggling, but I did when I worked in the service industry. No, not every company has to even it out. When I worked at a Jordanian restaurant, if I didn't make at least CO's minimum wage, that was too bad. Yeah, spend your money on whatever you want, but if you go out to eat and don't tip someone, you are essentially fucking them over. A lot of businesses are switching to taxing the food one sells, not their tips. They are pretty much paying a part of that bill for the customer. Someone I worked with was taxed so much on her check from the food she sold that she had to pay the restaurant. I understand tips are obviously not required, but right now with the way waitstaff is paid, it's essential for someone's survival. No, don't tip someone if they give you shitty service just because they need tips to live, but if someone deserves a tip, just fucking tip them. If you can't afford to tip someone with your meal, you should probably be spending that money at a grocery store anyways. You can get more for 20$ at a grocery store than you can at an IHOP or pizza place.
User avatar #94 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/05/2013) [-]
What counts as deserving a tip may differ between you and I. I don't mind not being tipped, the only time I get mad fi I don't get one is if the couple is extremely messy, constantly spilling things and whatever. A lot of people don't tip maids when they stay at hotels or motels. And don't get pissy cause I assumed when in the beginning you assumed I worked outside of the states.
#70 - If you can't afford to tip, don't go out to eat. You'll probab…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Ihop 0
User avatar #72 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/05/2013) [-]
I do, I live in Virginia. And really it's not the customers job to pay our bills. They shouldn't have to pay for their meal and extra, in all honesty the company is just being greedy making the customers pay you livable wages. Some advice I can give you if you can work for a mom and pop business, not a big one like maybe Apple bee's or fridays. I left Chili's to work for a small pizza place and I get paid 8.25 and I keep my tips, we don't share them. Also minimum wage is 7.25 here, now I don't get healthcare because it's only a part time job but my boss pays me over minimum wage and I keep my tips and I make about 20-30 dollars in tips a day (I work 4 hour shifts).
User avatar #81 - FUUUU (12/05/2013) [-]
Well that's all fine and dandy for you, but what about the rest of the people who aren't getting paid like you? It's customary to tip in the United States. If you're not going to tip, don't go out and eat. There's some places in the US where people make 2.83/hour or something ridiculous like that when they're waiters.
User avatar #82 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/05/2013) [-]
I should be able to spend my money when and how I want. It's a nice gesture to tip but you don't HAVE to tip. If you had to tip it would be included in the bill. I've worked making 3.30 an hour before. Maybe instead of telling the customers where they can and can't eat, maybe you should find a better job? But you don't like the idea of having to look for a different job because the job market is small. A lot of people are struggling, not just you. And if your tips don't average out to minimum wage then the company has to pay the gap.
User avatar #93 - FUUUU (12/05/2013) [-]
Actually, I work at a bank right now. So don't assume shit. I'm not struggling, but I did when I worked in the service industry. No, not every company has to even it out. When I worked at a Jordanian restaurant, if I didn't make at least CO's minimum wage, that was too bad. Yeah, spend your money on whatever you want, but if you go out to eat and don't tip someone, you are essentially fucking them over. A lot of businesses are switching to taxing the food one sells, not their tips. They are pretty much paying a part of that bill for the customer. Someone I worked with was taxed so much on her check from the food she sold that she had to pay the restaurant. I understand tips are obviously not required, but right now with the way waitstaff is paid, it's essential for someone's survival. No, don't tip someone if they give you shitty service just because they need tips to live, but if someone deserves a tip, just fucking tip them. If you can't afford to tip someone with your meal, you should probably be spending that money at a grocery store anyways. You can get more for 20$ at a grocery store than you can at an IHOP or pizza place.
User avatar #94 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/05/2013) [-]
What counts as deserving a tip may differ between you and I. I don't mind not being tipped, the only time I get mad fi I don't get one is if the couple is extremely messy, constantly spilling things and whatever. A lot of people don't tip maids when they stay at hotels or motels. And don't get pissy cause I assumed when in the beginning you assumed I worked outside of the states.
#18 - Picture 12/04/2013 on A Man Once Told Me +27
#6916476 - I know I'm late, but I'll post anyways. First, look a… 12/04/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#99 - I was at a lake in Fountain for a bbq, and it was really windy… 12/04/2013 on Maximum nope 0
#97 - That last one always ******* gets me. 12/04/2013 on (untitled) 0
#326 - If people call it a "peaceful" protest and then hara…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Fucking Riots 0
User avatar #333 - ixcarnifexxi (12/03/2013) [-]
Yea they don't assault them. I don't know where you heard that? Protesters wouldn't fight each other, what will they fight over? Who has a stronger opinion towards the same thing?
User avatar #332 - nightmaren (12/03/2013) [-]
List one example that OP supplied here of protesters behaving like that.

He's not talking about a specific protest. He's talking about protesters in general, and he's fucking retarded if he thinks that's what most protests are like. So are you. I haven't heard of any protests recently that ended in violence, let alone violent because of the protesters (excluding riots), so your statement is just fucking stupid.
User avatar #381 - ixcarnifexxi (12/03/2013) [-]
The protest in Beijing, the one Forbidden City was written about, people sat in a park and the government called a martial law and soldiers killed innocent people.
User avatar #393 - nightmaren (12/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's pretty different though because China was like a communist dictatorship or some shit.
#337 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
all OP is saying this that when a Peaceful protest becomes a "Peaceful" protest is when you should leave. He isn't complaining at all about people who are going out of they way to participate in a REAL peaceful protest. Just saying that participants of said protest that go rowdy are claiming that their rights are being infringed upon after they have already elicited a response from the police via illegal harassment.
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#116 - breadposter (06/23/2014) [-]
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#115 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #113 - ajrin (03/06/2014) [-]
A million stars up in the sky
one shines brighter I can't deny
A love so precious a love so true
a love that comes from me to you
The angels sing when you are near
within your arms I... forgot the rest
#114 to #113 - FUUUU (03/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #112 - aulubear (01/16/2014) [-]
Man you're really not good at regular talkings.

At least delete my comments. I feel strange seeing so many greetings.
User avatar #99 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
You haven't opened your box yet.
User avatar #100 to #99 - FUUUU (01/11/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #101 to #100 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Your blue changed color too!

WHUZ GOING ON?

WHERE'S THE FIREHOSE.
User avatar #102 to #101 - FUUUU (01/11/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #103 to #102 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Hia though.

Howsetgoin?
User avatar #82 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
FRIENDSHIP!
WE'LL DO STUFF LIKE SHOPPING.

Not for shoes though. I already have shoes.
User avatar #83 to #82 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
See, that's all we're going to shop for is shoes.
User avatar #84 to #83 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Noooh. :C

Why not like

Food.
Let's shop for food. I'm low on that in my house.

Probably because it's winter and I should be hibernating.
User avatar #85 to #84 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Because I as a woman always need shoes. DUH.
User avatar #86 to #85 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I bet you have PLENTY of shoes.
Like, look in your closet.

How many boxes of shoes?

And then look in your drawers just in case there are shoes there too.
User avatar #87 to #86 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
I only have like 5 pairs of shoes.
User avatar #88 to #87 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I have one pair and a pair of boots.

I THINK YOU CAN SURVIVE.
Three should be enough.
One pair of high heels to look attractive to everyone in the world EXCEPT me.
One pair of regular shoes for regular stuff
And one pair of slipper-shoes.
User avatar #89 to #88 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Can't wear high heels at all.
Slippers and regular shoes yes, but for work I need to have things that go with slim pants and baggier pants, that also cover up the tattoo on my foot. Dress boots don't go with baggy pants. :p
User avatar #90 to #89 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Yeaaa.

I GUESS.

Not shopping for shoes though. >:C

Leggings are just silly. And baggy pants should cover your legs anyways. :I
User avatar #91 to #90 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
They do, but if you wear dress boots with baggy dress pants your feet look weird.
User avatar #93 to #91 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Also nice tease. <.< >.>
User avatar #92 to #91 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
..Yea.
Very good point.

Wear your sneakers for that. :3
User avatar #94 to #92 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
You don't look professional in sneakers, bub. Also, thanks for the compliment.
User avatar #95 to #94 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaa. ..

Wait. Baggy dress pants?

Where do you even find those? I didn't know they existed. :I

Also the compliment was because your boobs look huge and I love boobs.
User avatar #97 to #95 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
I mean, baggy compared to most dress pants. I just bought a pair of dress pants that are pretty loose. They look nice, they're just not as slim as the dress pants you see the most.
User avatar #98 to #97 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Ooooh. Okey. :3
pants that are too slim are always uncomfortable.

At least, for me, as a guy.

Dunno how you girls feel about tight pants. Hugging your legs maybe?
XD
#78 - ugabz (01/08/2014) [-]
that declining of friend request was very cold
User avatar #79 to #78 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm sorry?
User avatar #80 to #79 - ugabz (01/08/2014) [-]
no need
just take all these requests as a compliment
User avatar #81 to #80 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Not really sure why I declined it. Feel free to send me another one.
#75 - evilblimp (01/06/2014) [-]
You are very beautiful
User avatar #76 to #75 - FUUUU (01/06/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#77 to #76 - evilblimp (01/06/2014) [-]
NP and hope we will see more of you in the future ^^
#69 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
I forgot why I tried to add you.
User avatar #70 to #69 - FUUUU (12/30/2013) [-]
Ten dollars says my **** pictures. That's why everyone adds me.
User avatar #72 to #70 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Oh. Now I see.

Well, sorry.
User avatar #71 to #70 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
You had **** pictures?
User avatar #73 to #71 - FUUUU (12/30/2013) [-]
It's all right. Yes, I post **** somewhat often.
User avatar #74 to #73 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Aaaaahuh. Well, that's neato. :3 Maybe I'll take a look.
User avatar #67 - testing (10/23/2013) [-]
If 1=1 then does 1=1?
#62 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
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#63 to #62 - FUUUU (06/13/2013) [-]
hi twi
hi twi
User avatar #64 to #63 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
hi der :3
#66 to #65 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
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kissie kissie
User avatar #60 - imthedrizzle (06/05/2013) [-]
Made the chive you did
User avatar #61 to #60 - FUUUU (06/06/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD YAY
User avatar #55 - screenlooker ONLINE (05/31/2013) [-]
Thank you for the accept Have a lovely night.
#52 - doubleac (05/30/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZyhB1-Yb4U
I don't know you aha, but the chorus of the song is what I thought when I saw your pic xp
P.s. hopefully you like this song :p
User avatar #54 to #52 - FUUUU (05/31/2013) [-]
I liked it a lot. :3
#59 to #54 - doubleac (06/01/2013) [-]
Aha but the lyric also reigns true that I'd "really like to get to know you!"
#58 to #54 - doubleac (06/01/2013) [-]
Haha my friend showed it to me. I thought it was such an odd combination of lyrics and guitar, but that just made it so good
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#49 to #47 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
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#45 - maxxilevi (05/27/2013) [-]
Hey, thanks for the add
and you have an amazing body, keep posting
#44 - agrael (05/27/2013) [-]
I actually had to google what the hell KCCO was o.O
User avatar #48 to #44 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
GET ON OUR LEVEL
User avatar #57 to #48 - xxsnappyxx (06/01/2013) [-]
Keep calm chive on ;D
#50 to #48 - agrael (05/30/2013) [-]
Meh, I checked it out, not my cup of tea, too much effort required.
User avatar #51 to #50 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
Oh, I see, the level's too high for you. I get it.
#53 to #51 - agrael (05/30/2013) [-]
Waaay over my head
#37 - rprzombie (04/08/2013) [-]
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Cute girl replied to my comment, Never got to read it because image expired. FML </3
#38 to #37 - FUUUU (04/08/2013) [-]
I actually deleted it because suddenly judgement, judgment everywhere.
I actually deleted it because suddenly judgement, judgment everywhere.
User avatar #39 to #38 - rprzombie (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I found that pretty unnecessary personally.
#40 to #39 - FUUUU (04/09/2013) [-]
Why criticize my reasoning instead of enjoying boobies?
Why criticize my reasoning instead of enjoying boobies?
#41 to #40 - rprzombie (04/09/2013) [-]
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Yeah, I thought it was a little hypocritical how judgmental everyone got about it. Personally I was just enjoying the view. <3
User avatar #42 to #41 - FUUUU (04/09/2013) [-]
Someone was like "This is why girls don't get respect" and I said "You act like I posted my tits on **** to get respect." Aren't all the girls on **** posting to get some sort of confidence boost like I was?
User avatar #56 to #42 - gunthar (06/01/2013) [-]
hi I read your comment and though you should know that you're beautiful you could upload pictures of yourself fully clothed and every body would like them. unless you didit in **** where every body is just horny.
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#43 to #42 - rprzombie (04/10/2013) [-]
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Basically I think most are, but they don't specifically write it (even though its true) so they don't typically get the same reaction.

For whatever its worth, I thought you looked really hot. You have a gorgeous body.

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