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Consoles Owned: Xbox, Xbox 360, PC, Gameboy, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Gears of War, Bioshock, Left 4 Dead, TF2, Amnesia, Overlord
Interests: Wimmin things, male genitalia, videogames
Date Signed Up:11/20/2009
Last Login:7/12/2014
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#6916476 - I know I'm late, but I'll post anyways. First, look a… 12/04/2013 on retard forum +1
#99 - I was at a lake in Fountain for a bbq, and it was really windy… 12/04/2013 on Maximum nope 0
#97 - That last one always ******* gets me. 12/04/2013 on (untitled) 0
#326 - If people call it a "peaceful" protest and then hara…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Fucking Riots 0
User avatar #333 - ixcarnifexxi (12/03/2013) [-]
Yea they don't assault them. I don't know where you heard that? Protesters wouldn't fight each other, what will they fight over? Who has a stronger opinion towards the same thing?
User avatar #332 - nightmaren (12/03/2013) [-]
List one example that OP supplied here of protesters behaving like that.

He's not talking about a specific protest. He's talking about protesters in general, and he's fucking retarded if he thinks that's what most protests are like. So are you. I haven't heard of any protests recently that ended in violence, let alone violent because of the protesters (excluding riots), so your statement is just fucking stupid.
User avatar #381 - ixcarnifexxi (12/03/2013) [-]
The protest in Beijing, the one Forbidden City was written about, people sat in a park and the government called a martial law and soldiers killed innocent people.
User avatar #393 - nightmaren (12/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's pretty different though because China was like a communist dictatorship or some shit.
#337 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
all OP is saying this that when a Peaceful protest becomes a "Peaceful" protest is when you should leave. He isn't complaining at all about people who are going out of they way to participate in a REAL peaceful protest. Just saying that participants of said protest that go rowdy are claiming that their rights are being infringed upon after they have already elicited a response from the police via illegal harassment.
#293 - BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAY 12/03/2013 on Hey Everyone. +1
#4 - On average=/=100% of the time.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on 140 yr old mom, 5 yr old son 0
#7 - cbh (12/02/2013) [-]
On average seems more right. Some probably die at alittle older and some alittle younger. Also some of them may die young of diseases
#754 - Creepy Bikini Enforcer 12/02/2013 on Mine's Maximum Thong Assault +1
#79 - One of my old coworkers was married to an English ambassador, … 12/01/2013 on Meanwhile in Russia... 0
#63 - It's not the government who does it. It's retail chains. They … 12/01/2013 on Black Friday Emergency... +1
#157 - I have no ass, so my butt is pretty much a cliff. A steep drop-off. 12/01/2013 on I confirm this. 0
#69 - Picture 11/30/2013 on I confirm this. +5
#66 - I bet you look like this right now, you big baby.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2013 on I confirm this. +4
#67 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
Noooo...
#69 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
#64 - YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I GOT INTO HARVARD.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2013 on I confirm this. +6
User avatar #65 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
#66 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
I bet you look like this right now, you big baby.
#67 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
Noooo...
#69 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
#61 - 9/11?  [+] (7 new replies) 11/30/2013 on I confirm this. +8
#143 - thesinful (12/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #63 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
My, that date was poorlyread
User avatar #64 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I GOT INTO HARVARD.
User avatar #65 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
#66 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
I bet you look like this right now, you big baby.
#67 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
Noooo...
#69 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
#59 - At least you got attention from father!  [+] (9 new replies) 11/30/2013 on I confirm this. +4
User avatar #60 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/30/2013) [-]
... You and I both know that father wasn't as nice as mother.
December 23th, 1996... Do you remember what happened that day?
User avatar #61 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
9/11?
#143 - thesinful (12/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #63 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
My, that date was poorlyread
User avatar #64 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I GOT INTO HARVARD.
User avatar #65 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
#66 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
I bet you look like this right now, you big baby.
#67 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
Noooo...
#69 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
#57 - Actually, I'm your sister  [+] (11 new replies) 11/30/2013 on I confirm this. +11
User avatar #58 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/30/2013) [-]
Figures.
You were always mother's favorite.
User avatar #59 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
At least you got attention from father!
User avatar #60 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/30/2013) [-]
... You and I both know that father wasn't as nice as mother.
December 23th, 1996... Do you remember what happened that day?
User avatar #61 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
9/11?
#143 - thesinful (12/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #63 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
My, that date was poorlyread
User avatar #64 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I GOT INTO HARVARD.
User avatar #65 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
#66 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
I bet you look like this right now, you big baby.
#67 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
Noooo...
#69 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
#21 - Oh, how I know that feeling. I have no ass, so …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/30/2013 on I confirm this. +18
#120 - dross (12/01/2013) [-]
>category three dickin' panties
>dickin' panties that don't hang off my butt-cliffs

Women: What the fuck?
User avatar #157 - FUUUU (12/01/2013) [-]
I have no ass, so my butt is pretty much a cliff. A steep drop-off.
User avatar #155 - twistedwoodthing (12/01/2013) [-]
I can't comment on the whole butt cliffs thing, but by category three dickin' panties I meant they were in the third category in the post, the ones where you thought you might be getting some dick. I thought they were sexy.
User avatar #75 - danniegurl (11/30/2013) [-]
same here
#19 - I can confirm, I am panties.  [+] (18 new replies) 11/30/2013 on I confirm this. +173
User avatar #137 - greenstrongworld (12/01/2013) [-]
But then who was woman?
User avatar #99 - earloflemondgrab (11/30/2013) [-]
Hi panties, I'm dad.
#55 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/30/2013) [-]
Brother.
#57 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
Actually, I'm your sister
User avatar #58 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/30/2013) [-]
Figures.
You were always mother's favorite.
User avatar #59 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
At least you got attention from father!
User avatar #60 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (11/30/2013) [-]
... You and I both know that father wasn't as nice as mother.
December 23th, 1996... Do you remember what happened that day?
User avatar #61 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
9/11?
#143 - thesinful (12/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #63 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
My, that date was poorlyread
User avatar #64 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE I GOT INTO HARVARD.
User avatar #65 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
#66 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
I bet you look like this right now, you big baby.
#67 - poorlyred (11/30/2013) [-]
Noooo...
#69 - FUUUU (11/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - mrshrapnel (11/30/2013) [-]
I confirm can, panties am I.
User avatar #32 - leetpwnzer (11/30/2013) [-]
I confirm can, Panties I am, green eggs and ham, Sam I am.
User avatar #45 - stipulateprism (11/30/2013) [-]
Panties can confirm, I am I.
#99 - I love that creepypasta. 11/30/2013 on Did You Know Compilation 3 0
#40 - Picture 11/30/2013 on I Must Dance +2
#89 - My dog is just beyond spoiled. 11/24/2013 on Dogs are amazing 0
#25 - Our menstrual cycles cause a hormonal imbalance in our bodies.… 11/23/2013 on Everyone wins +1
#67 - Well, duh, no one is exactly the same, biologically or psychol… 11/21/2013 on This is so true +1
#12 - Picture 11/21/2013 on Its even worse when i say vet +2
#60 - A larger tornado will take that **** out in a hea… 11/20/2013 on Man finds his dog in rubble... 0
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#116 - breadposter (06/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #113 - ajrin (03/06/2014) [-]
A million stars up in the sky
one shines brighter I can't deny
A love so precious a love so true
a love that comes from me to you
The angels sing when you are near
within your arms I... forgot the rest
#114 to #113 - FUUUU (03/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #112 - aulubear (01/16/2014) [-]
Man you're really not good at regular talkings.

At least delete my comments. I feel strange seeing so many greetings.
User avatar #109 - aulubear (01/14/2014) [-]
Heyo?

I have no idea how to greet you since I don't know much about you. So Imma work off what I do know about you.

How's those baggy pants doin for ya?
#108 - aulubear (01/12/2014) [-]
I've developed the bored!

Help!
User avatar #104 - joshlol (01/11/2014) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because you're a female funnyjunkerm 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Josh.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
User avatar #110 to #104 - battledude ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
oh the cringing copypasta
User avatar #111 to #110 - joshlol (01/14/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #105 to #104 - FUUUU (01/11/2014) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #106 to #105 - joshlol (01/11/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #107 to #106 - FUUUU (01/11/2014) [-]
I'm not really sure what not being a stereotypical guy had to do with anything, haha.
User avatar #99 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
You haven't opened your box yet.
User avatar #100 to #99 - FUUUU (01/11/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #101 to #100 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Your blue changed color too!

WHUZ GOING ON?

WHERE'S THE FIREHOSE.
User avatar #102 to #101 - FUUUU (01/11/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #103 to #102 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Hia though.

Howsetgoin?
User avatar #82 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
FRIENDSHIP!
WE'LL DO STUFF LIKE SHOPPING.

Not for shoes though. I already have shoes.
User avatar #83 to #82 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
See, that's all we're going to shop for is shoes.
User avatar #84 to #83 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Noooh. :C

Why not like

Food.
Let's shop for food. I'm low on that in my house.

Probably because it's winter and I should be hibernating.
User avatar #85 to #84 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Because I as a woman always need shoes. DUH.
User avatar #86 to #85 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I bet you have PLENTY of shoes.
Like, look in your closet.

How many boxes of shoes?

And then look in your drawers just in case there are shoes there too.
User avatar #87 to #86 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
I only have like 5 pairs of shoes.
User avatar #88 to #87 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I have one pair and a pair of boots.

I THINK YOU CAN SURVIVE.
Three should be enough.
One pair of high heels to look attractive to everyone in the world EXCEPT me.
One pair of regular shoes for regular stuff
And one pair of slipper-shoes.
User avatar #89 to #88 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Can't wear high heels at all.
Slippers and regular shoes yes, but for work I need to have things that go with slim pants and baggier pants, that also cover up the tattoo on my foot. Dress boots don't go with baggy pants. :p
User avatar #90 to #89 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Yeaaa.

I GUESS.

Not shopping for shoes though. >:C

Leggings are just silly. And baggy pants should cover your legs anyways. :I
User avatar #91 to #90 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
They do, but if you wear dress boots with baggy dress pants your feet look weird.
User avatar #93 to #91 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Also nice tease. <.< >.>
User avatar #92 to #91 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
..Yea.
Very good point.

Wear your sneakers for that. :3
User avatar #94 to #92 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
You don't look professional in sneakers, bub. Also, thanks for the compliment.
User avatar #95 to #94 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaa. ..

Wait. Baggy dress pants?

Where do you even find those? I didn't know they existed. :I

Also the compliment was because your boobs look huge and I love boobs.
User avatar #97 to #95 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
I mean, baggy compared to most dress pants. I just bought a pair of dress pants that are pretty loose. They look nice, they're just not as slim as the dress pants you see the most.
User avatar #98 to #97 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Ooooh. Okey. :3
pants that are too slim are always uncomfortable.

At least, for me, as a guy.

Dunno how you girls feel about tight pants. Hugging your legs maybe?
XD
#78 - ugabz (01/08/2014) [-]
that declining of friend request was very cold
User avatar #79 to #78 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm sorry?
User avatar #80 to #79 - ugabz (01/08/2014) [-]
no need
just take all these requests as a compliment
User avatar #81 to #80 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Not really sure why I declined it. Feel free to send me another one.
#75 - evilblimp (01/06/2014) [-]
You are very beautiful
User avatar #76 to #75 - FUUUU (01/06/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#77 to #76 - evilblimp (01/06/2014) [-]
NP and hope we will see more of you in the future ^^
#69 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
I forgot why I tried to add you.
User avatar #70 to #69 - FUUUU (12/30/2013) [-]
Ten dollars says my NSFW pictures. That's why everyone adds me.
User avatar #72 to #70 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Oh. Now I see.

Well, sorry.
User avatar #71 to #70 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
You had NSFW pictures?
User avatar #73 to #71 - FUUUU (12/30/2013) [-]
It's all right. Yes, I post NSFW somewhat often.
User avatar #74 to #73 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Aaaaahuh. Well, that's neato. :3 Maybe I'll take a look.
User avatar #67 - testing (10/23/2013) [-]
If 1=1 then does 1=1?
#62 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
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#63 to #62 - FUUUU (06/13/2013) [-]
hi twi
hi twi
User avatar #64 to #63 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
hi der :3
#66 to #65 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
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kissie kissie
User avatar #60 - imthedrizzle (06/05/2013) [-]
Made the chive you did
User avatar #61 to #60 - FUUUU (06/06/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD YAY
User avatar #55 - screenlooker (05/31/2013) [-]
Thank you for the accept Have a lovely night.
#52 - doubleac (05/30/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZyhB1-Yb4U
I don't know you aha, but the chorus of the song is what I thought when I saw your pic xp
P.s. hopefully you like this song :p
User avatar #54 to #52 - FUUUU (05/31/2013) [-]
I liked it a lot. :3
#59 to #54 - doubleac (06/01/2013) [-]
Aha but the lyric also reigns true that I'd "really like to get to know you!"
#58 to #54 - doubleac (06/01/2013) [-]
Haha my friend showed it to me. I thought it was such an odd combination of lyrics and guitar, but that just made it so good
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#49 to #47 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
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#45 - maxxilevi (05/27/2013) [-]
Hey, thanks for the add
and you have an amazing body, keep posting
#44 - agrael (05/27/2013) [-]
I actually had to google what the hell KCCO was o.O
User avatar #48 to #44 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
GET ON OUR LEVEL
User avatar #57 to #48 - xxsnappyxx (06/01/2013) [-]
Keep calm chive on ;D
#50 to #48 - agrael (05/30/2013) [-]
Meh, I checked it out, not my cup of tea, too much effort required.
User avatar #51 to #50 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
Oh, I see, the level's too high for you. I get it.
#53 to #51 - agrael (05/30/2013) [-]
Waaay over my head
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