Rank #297 on SubscribersLevel 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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|Consoles Owned:||Xbox, Xbox 360, PC, Gameboy, Gameboy Advance|
|Video Games Played:||Gears of War, Bioshock, Left 4 Dead, TF2, Amnesia, Overlord|
|Interests:||Wimmin things, male genitalia, videogames|
|Date Signed Up:||11/20/2009|
|FunnyJunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#639|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#1687|
|Content Thumbs:||7612 total, 8435 , 823|
|Comment Thumbs:||7934 total, 8891 , 957|
|Content Level Progress:|| 45% (45/100) |
Level 170 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 171 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
|Comment Level Progress:|| 17% (17/100) |
Level 277 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate
|Times Content Favorited:||330 times|
|Total Comments Made:||2162|
|Favorite Tags:||i (8) | like (5) | lol (3) | umad (3) | Dogs (2) | the (2)|
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latest user's comments
|#19 - Except Mark Hamill has had an extensive career in voice acting.||12/30/2013 on Best Scam Ever||+1|
|#27 - Comment deleted||12/29/2013 on help||+1|
|#20 - My dad and I laugh our asses off. [+] (4 new replies)||12/29/2013 on Fappity fap fap||+2|
#26 - anon (12/30/2013) [-]
You're a girl though..
|#8 - Have you ever thrown a glass bottle against a wall before? It'…||12/29/2013 on Wild for the Night . . .||0|
|#23 - Hey baby, are your parents retarded? Because I think you're special. [+] (1 new reply)||12/29/2013 on Targeted||+62|
|#23 - Picture||12/29/2013 on Pouring polyethylene oxide||0|
|#45 - Actually that is a beluga whale||12/29/2013 on (untitled)||+3|
|#33 - It made me feel and b'aww at the same time.||12/27/2013 on He looks so happy||0|
|#134 - My cousin got four pairs of boxers. I don't think I've ever se…||12/27/2013 on Christmas spirit yo||0|
|#12 - So glad I'm not the only one who laughs really hard at this picture.||12/26/2013 on Always makes me laugh||0|
|#8 - Picture||12/25/2013 on How beautiful... I guess...||+2|
|#39 - Weird, it worked for me.||12/23/2013 on Awesome Facts Compilation||0|
|#37 - The last one, the duct tape fact, worked for me. My hands were…||12/23/2013 on Awesome Facts Compilation||0|
|#54 - That was adorable.||12/19/2013 on Kung Fu With Love||+3|
|#11 - Because it's a joke.||12/17/2013 on Post-it note dad||+2|
|#99 - I went to Columbine a couple years ago for a Colorguard compet… [+] (1 new reply)||12/17/2013 on Description||0|
|#97 - Public attention, the media goes crazy and makes sure everyone…||12/17/2013 on Description||+3|
|#57 - Yes, I would find that to be extremely cute, and that way you'…||12/16/2013 on this happened Friday||0|
|#135 - I like to make people cringe But seriously, I was j…||12/10/2013 on Men||+1|
|#103 - My godson's mother had a natural birth. Her vaginal walls rip… [+] (2 new replies)||12/10/2013 on Men||+3|
#135 - FUUUU (12/10/2013) [-]
I like to make people cringe
But seriously, I was just adding a story to the conversation. I'm not a guy so I don't know how getting kicked in the balls feels, but my friend said that when she birthed him, it was a pain she had never even come close to experiencing in any other way. With what happened to her vaginal walls, I believe it.
|#12 - Picture||12/08/2013 on hay neigh bay||+1|
|#42 - Picture||12/08/2013 on strengite||+7|
|#13 - I thought of that too. I'm ******* crying right now.||12/07/2013 on D'aww level: Rainbow Brick||+2|
|#176 - Oh god, I remember crying about that, but not understanding wh…||12/07/2013 on Dear God Why?||+2|
|#30 - They were just ******** on each other as a joke. He never mean… [+] (10 new replies)||12/05/2013 on McDisasters 27: Fat and...||+5|
#36 - sloot (12/05/2013) [-]
I understand your intention but your logic is flawed. He made fun of you for being fat, you made fun of him for being in great shape and strong? its like if someone made fun of you for having a small dick and you are like "haha look at this douche with a huge dick , what a loser." does not compute...
#38 - sirbrentcoe (12/05/2013) [-]
are you a guy? because guys do shit like this all the time, and it does not require explanation. Much like when someone's going bald. My uncle has a fucking manhole cover hole in his hair. know what he does when his brothers rip on him? makes fun of them for having hair. 'savin' a fortune on shampoo, who's the idiot now?' it doesn't have to be insulting to be funny.
#43 - sirbrentcoe (12/06/2013) [-]
i dont really care about my body image, to be honest. i didn't back then, i don't now. so he picked on my most obvious trait, and i did the same. this was a long time ago either way. and i'm used to being referred to as a fat ass, because i have a gut. trick is to not let it piss you off, and make lite of it. people making fun of you, like trying to hurt you, will stop if they see it's not having an effect. ..
#44 - sloot (12/06/2013) [-]
that is one option, essentially live in denial and avoid an obvious roadblock that is potentially life threatening and can easily start to snow ball out of control. Or you could look at it logically and just decide to make yourself at least look like like you care about yourself a slight bit and lose weight. Being muscular indeed has a multitude of health benefits but is by no means necessary to be healthy. You can either choose to accept yourself in a poor state or care enough about yourself to make a change... All of this coddling "every-body wins" attitude they are preaching today is straight up cancer.
#45 - sirbrentcoe (12/06/2013) [-]
now, i never said I ignored the slander and abuse. I said don't let it piss you off. if you give them the satisfaction of letting them know it hurts your feelings, they will press harder and harder until you snap. And since I didn't want to lower myself to their level, i would sarcastically compliment my aggressors instead of escalating the situation. after all, I was and am a mountain of a man. I don't intend to let some ribbing and fun-poking turn into a fist fight, because I don't enjoy hurting people. I'm very very good at inflicting pain, but its not something I like to do.
I have since married, had 3 children, and hold down a couple of really good jobs. I work on my physical stature when i feel like it, but i don't really care if i'm fat or skinny. i'm healthy enough, my wife loves me, and my kids mean the world to me. maybe in the near future, I will become more concerned with my weight. but right now, at 26, it's not on my list of priorities to have a slammin beach bod. i've got a 6 pack, it just rests behind a keg. I like how you have taken a simple exchange of 2 guys busting eachothers balls and tried to apply more context to it. it's not any deeper than we were bored at work, and decided to fuck with one another. I have never placed a lot of value on body image anyways. I want you to know that I appreciate your comments, and thank you for actually taking the time to explain your statements. and I'll be interested to see if this gets flagged.
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