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Gender: female
Age: 23
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Interests: Wimmin things, male genitalia, videogames
Date Signed Up:11/20/2009
Location:Colorado
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#41 - Or you just wash your hands afterwards.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on Master Bate will help +2
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#43 - zafara (01/10/2014) [-]
True.
#87 - You can make quite a bit of money playing violin.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on Toddlers & Terrors 0
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#90 - sanguinesolitude (01/10/2014) [-]
I think it is a safe assumption to say most kids who get forced to play an instrument do not become successful musicians. And you arent going to get to the level of professional musician if you dont like your instrument.

And you can make quite a bit of money as a pageant winner
#172 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on Think of the future while... 0
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#174 - thirdjess (01/09/2014) [-]
Just go to Bed, Bath and Beyond (or your equivalent) and check out the blankets. Bound to have at least ONE polarfleece blanket.
#97 - I mean, baggy compared to most dress pants. I just bought a pa…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on FUUUU's profile 0
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#98 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Ooooh. Okey. :3
pants that are too slim are always uncomfortable.

At least, for me, as a guy.

Dunno how you girls feel about tight pants. Hugging your legs maybe?
XD
#94 - You don't look professional in sneakers, bub. Also, thanks for…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2014 on FUUUU's profile 0
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#95 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaa. ..

Wait. Baggy dress pants?

Where do you even find those? I didn't know they existed. :I

Also the compliment was because your boobs look huge and I love boobs.
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#97 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
I mean, baggy compared to most dress pants. I just bought a pair of dress pants that are pretty loose. They look nice, they're just not as slim as the dress pants you see the most.
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#98 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Ooooh. Okey. :3
pants that are too slim are always uncomfortable.

At least, for me, as a guy.

Dunno how you girls feel about tight pants. Hugging your legs maybe?
XD
#155 - I kind of derped while reading your post. I suppose if you can… 01/09/2014 on Think of the future while... 0
#154 - Well hemp isn't necessarily supposed to lessen the environment…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Think of the future while... 0
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#171 - thirdjess (01/09/2014) [-]
They do make jackets out of it, it's super snuggly. And blankets. I think Snuggy's are made of polarfleece? I have an off-brand one that is, in any case.
#172 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
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#174 - thirdjess (01/09/2014) [-]
Just go to Bed, Bath and Beyond (or your equivalent) and check out the blankets. Bound to have at least ONE polarfleece blanket.
#125 - It depends on how you make it. Straight hemp, yeah. That **** …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Think of the future while... 0
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#148 - thirdjess (01/09/2014) [-]
If they're aiming to lessen the environmental impact, I don't see why they don't go into a polarfleece venture (which is made from recycled rubbish bags).
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#155 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
I kind of derped while reading your post. I suppose if you can mix hemp and plastic bags in a way that can be comfortable, then I don't see why they don't do that either.
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#154 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
Well hemp isn't necessarily supposed to lessen the environmental impact. If you use hemp in clothing, it can make the clothing significantly cheaper. Hemp is easy to grow, and you can grow tons of it really fast. But holy shit, they actually make jackets like that? Want.
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#171 - thirdjess (01/09/2014) [-]
They do make jackets out of it, it's super snuggly. And blankets. I think Snuggy's are made of polarfleece? I have an off-brand one that is, in any case.
#172 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
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#174 - thirdjess (01/09/2014) [-]
Just go to Bed, Bath and Beyond (or your equivalent) and check out the blankets. Bound to have at least ONE polarfleece blanket.
#91 - They do, but if you wear dress boots with baggy dress pants yo…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/09/2014 on FUUUU's profile 0
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#93 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Also nice tease. <.< >.>
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#92 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
..Yea.
Very good point.

Wear your sneakers for that. :3
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#94 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
You don't look professional in sneakers, bub. Also, thanks for the compliment.
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#95 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaa. ..

Wait. Baggy dress pants?

Where do you even find those? I didn't know they existed. :I

Also the compliment was because your boobs look huge and I love boobs.
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#97 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
I mean, baggy compared to most dress pants. I just bought a pair of dress pants that are pretty loose. They look nice, they're just not as slim as the dress pants you see the most.
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#98 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Ooooh. Okey. :3
pants that are too slim are always uncomfortable.

At least, for me, as a guy.

Dunno how you girls feel about tight pants. Hugging your legs maybe?
XD
#89 - Can't wear high heels at all. Slippers and regular shoes …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/08/2014 on FUUUU's profile 0
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#90 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Yeaaa.

I GUESS.

Not shopping for shoes though. >:C

Leggings are just silly. And baggy pants should cover your legs anyways. :I
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#91 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
They do, but if you wear dress boots with baggy dress pants your feet look weird.
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#93 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Also nice tease. <.< >.>
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#92 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
..Yea.
Very good point.

Wear your sneakers for that. :3
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#94 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
You don't look professional in sneakers, bub. Also, thanks for the compliment.
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#95 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaa. ..

Wait. Baggy dress pants?

Where do you even find those? I didn't know they existed. :I

Also the compliment was because your boobs look huge and I love boobs.
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#97 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
I mean, baggy compared to most dress pants. I just bought a pair of dress pants that are pretty loose. They look nice, they're just not as slim as the dress pants you see the most.
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#98 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Ooooh. Okey. :3
pants that are too slim are always uncomfortable.

At least, for me, as a guy.

Dunno how you girls feel about tight pants. Hugging your legs maybe?
XD
#87 - I only have like 5 pairs of shoes.  [+] (10 new replies) 01/08/2014 on FUUUU's profile 0
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#88 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I have one pair and a pair of boots.

I THINK YOU CAN SURVIVE.
Three should be enough.
One pair of high heels to look attractive to everyone in the world EXCEPT me.
One pair of regular shoes for regular stuff
And one pair of slipper-shoes.
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#89 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Can't wear high heels at all.
Slippers and regular shoes yes, but for work I need to have things that go with slim pants and baggier pants, that also cover up the tattoo on my foot. Dress boots don't go with baggy pants. :p
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#90 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Yeaaa.

I GUESS.

Not shopping for shoes though. >:C

Leggings are just silly. And baggy pants should cover your legs anyways. :I
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#91 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
They do, but if you wear dress boots with baggy dress pants your feet look weird.
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#93 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Also nice tease. <.< >.>
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#92 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
..Yea.
Very good point.

Wear your sneakers for that. :3
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#94 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
You don't look professional in sneakers, bub. Also, thanks for the compliment.
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#95 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaa. ..

Wait. Baggy dress pants?

Where do you even find those? I didn't know they existed. :I

Also the compliment was because your boobs look huge and I love boobs.
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#97 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
I mean, baggy compared to most dress pants. I just bought a pair of dress pants that are pretty loose. They look nice, they're just not as slim as the dress pants you see the most.
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#98 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Ooooh. Okey. :3
pants that are too slim are always uncomfortable.

At least, for me, as a guy.

Dunno how you girls feel about tight pants. Hugging your legs maybe?
XD
#85 - Because I as a woman always need shoes. DUH.  [+] (12 new replies) 01/08/2014 on FUUUU's profile 0
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#86 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I bet you have PLENTY of shoes.
Like, look in your closet.

How many boxes of shoes?

And then look in your drawers just in case there are shoes there too.
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#87 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
I only have like 5 pairs of shoes.
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#88 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I have one pair and a pair of boots.

I THINK YOU CAN SURVIVE.
Three should be enough.
One pair of high heels to look attractive to everyone in the world EXCEPT me.
One pair of regular shoes for regular stuff
And one pair of slipper-shoes.
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#89 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Can't wear high heels at all.
Slippers and regular shoes yes, but for work I need to have things that go with slim pants and baggier pants, that also cover up the tattoo on my foot. Dress boots don't go with baggy pants. :p
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#90 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Yeaaa.

I GUESS.

Not shopping for shoes though. >:C

Leggings are just silly. And baggy pants should cover your legs anyways. :I
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#91 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
They do, but if you wear dress boots with baggy dress pants your feet look weird.
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#93 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Also nice tease. <.< >.>
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#92 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
..Yea.
Very good point.

Wear your sneakers for that. :3
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#94 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
You don't look professional in sneakers, bub. Also, thanks for the compliment.
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#95 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaa. ..

Wait. Baggy dress pants?

Where do you even find those? I didn't know they existed. :I

Also the compliment was because your boobs look huge and I love boobs.
User avatar
#97 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
I mean, baggy compared to most dress pants. I just bought a pair of dress pants that are pretty loose. They look nice, they're just not as slim as the dress pants you see the most.
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#98 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Ooooh. Okey. :3
pants that are too slim are always uncomfortable.

At least, for me, as a guy.

Dunno how you girls feel about tight pants. Hugging your legs maybe?
XD
#83 - See, that's all we're going to shop for is shoes.  [+] (14 new replies) 01/08/2014 on FUUUU's profile 0
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#84 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Noooh. :C

Why not like

Food.
Let's shop for food. I'm low on that in my house.

Probably because it's winter and I should be hibernating.
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#85 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Because I as a woman always need shoes. DUH.
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#86 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I bet you have PLENTY of shoes.
Like, look in your closet.

How many boxes of shoes?

And then look in your drawers just in case there are shoes there too.
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#87 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
I only have like 5 pairs of shoes.
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#88 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I have one pair and a pair of boots.

I THINK YOU CAN SURVIVE.
Three should be enough.
One pair of high heels to look attractive to everyone in the world EXCEPT me.
One pair of regular shoes for regular stuff
And one pair of slipper-shoes.
User avatar
#89 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Can't wear high heels at all.
Slippers and regular shoes yes, but for work I need to have things that go with slim pants and baggier pants, that also cover up the tattoo on my foot. Dress boots don't go with baggy pants. :p
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#90 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Yeaaa.

I GUESS.

Not shopping for shoes though. >:C

Leggings are just silly. And baggy pants should cover your legs anyways. :I
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#91 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
They do, but if you wear dress boots with baggy dress pants your feet look weird.
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#93 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Also nice tease. <.< >.>
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#92 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
..Yea.
Very good point.

Wear your sneakers for that. :3
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#94 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
You don't look professional in sneakers, bub. Also, thanks for the compliment.
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#95 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaa. ..

Wait. Baggy dress pants?

Where do you even find those? I didn't know they existed. :I

Also the compliment was because your boobs look huge and I love boobs.
User avatar
#97 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
I mean, baggy compared to most dress pants. I just bought a pair of dress pants that are pretty loose. They look nice, they're just not as slim as the dress pants you see the most.
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#98 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Ooooh. Okey. :3
pants that are too slim are always uncomfortable.

At least, for me, as a guy.

Dunno how you girls feel about tight pants. Hugging your legs maybe?
XD
#81 - Not really sure why I declined it. Feel free to send me another one. 01/08/2014 on FUUUU's profile 0
#79 - I'm sorry?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on FUUUU's profile 0
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#80 - ugabz (01/08/2014) [-]
no need
just take all these requests as a compliment
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#81 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Not really sure why I declined it. Feel free to send me another one.
#76 - Thank you.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on FUUUU's profile 0
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#77 - evilblimp (01/06/2014) [-]
NP and hope we will see more of you in the future ^^
#30 - I was just in Oklahoma visiting family for Christmas. That ice… 01/05/2014 on Snow way 0
#45 - Picture 01/05/2014 on That one dog got fucked +1
#40 - Yes. I also wonder how many of them haven't been deleted becau… 01/01/2014 on Yes I do 0
#45 - For some reason I managed to mix that up with Fuji. I've caugh… 12/31/2013 on Facts comp 2 0
#44 - Well I am an idiot. 12/31/2013 on Facts comp 2 0
#38 - Tanzanite is found at the base of Kilimanjaro. Not in Africa.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2013 on Facts comp 2 0
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#43 - killerliquid (12/31/2013) [-]
...Which is in Africa
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#45 - FUUUU (12/31/2013) [-]
For some reason I managed to mix that up with Fuji. I've caught the dumb today.
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#44 - FUUUU (12/31/2013) [-]
Well I am an idiot.
#73 - It's all right. Yes, I post **** somewhat often.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2013 on FUUUU's profile 0
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#74 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Aaaaahuh. Well, that's neato. :3 Maybe I'll take a look.
#70 - Ten dollars says my **** pictures. That's why everyone adds me.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/30/2013 on FUUUU's profile 0
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#72 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Oh. Now I see.

Well, sorry.
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#71 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
You had NSFW pictures?
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#73 - FUUUU (12/30/2013) [-]
It's all right. Yes, I post NSFW somewhat often.
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#74 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Aaaaahuh. Well, that's neato. :3 Maybe I'll take a look.
#33 - Actually, I am.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2013 on Fappity fap fap 0
#34 - pkrbarmovie (12/30/2013) [-]
My condolences.
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#140 - rubusguy
(04/28/2016) [-]
> your body is 2 sweet 4 me
#138 - aulubear
(04/27/2016) [-]
Hey, do you mind if I try to cook a full course meal on your body?

Maybe just sausage though.
#135 - niimajneb ONLINE
(03/15/2016) [-]
wanna trade dick pics?
#136 to #135 - FUUUU
(03/16/2016) [-]
Mine's probably bigger.
#137 to #136 - niimajneb ONLINE
(03/16/2016) [-]
Oho, do we have a challenge? I'll have you know I've yet to lose a dick measuring contest so far.
#134 - dastor
(03/12/2016) [-]
You have a really awesome body, girl! May I ask... When will we see your boobs again?
#133 - herrfritz
(02/25/2016) [-]
i dub thee
purger of the perverted paladin!
#131 - themarineelite
(02/15/2016) [-]
Hi, just wanna say you have a fantastic body, and happy valentines.
#132 to #131 - FUUUU
(02/15/2016) [-]
Thanks doll face!
#128 - rubusguy
(02/14/2016) [-]
Nice ass
pretty tattoo
Great legs
Kindest face, my heart is yours if you chose 2

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY , sweet-cheeks

#129 to #128 - FUUUU
(02/14/2016) [-]
You're very sweet.
#130 to #129 - rubusguy
(02/14/2016) [-]
Not as much as seeing U happy, my angel
#119 - Elk
(01/20/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** You really should put that picture back up. I thought you were really pretty.
#120 to #119 - FUUUU
(01/24/2015) [-]
That made one of you guys. Haha. But thank you.
#121 to #120 - Elk
(01/24/2015) [-]
What?
#122 to #121 - FUUUU
(02/21/2015) [-]
I meant that you seem to be the only one to enjoy the photo.
#123 to #122 - Elk
(02/21/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"****Elk rolled image** Because you had a really weird expression in it. You're very pretty.
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Because you had a really weird expression in it. You're very pretty.
#124 to #123 - Elk
(02/21/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Oops, I didn't realize it said that in my original comment. I didn't mean to repeat myself.
#125 to #124 - DevilsCalling ONLINE
(02/07/2016) [-]
Elk you old seadog what the **** are YOU of all people calling a girl pretty for? my little **** nemesis...
#126 to #125 - Elk
(02/07/2016) [-]
Just trying to boost her confidence.
#127 to #126 - DevilsCalling ONLINE
(02/07/2016) [-]
jesus..never thought id see the day you compliment a **** girl
#139 to #127 - tridaak ONLINE
(04/28/2016) [-]
Same...
#117 - plataeiou ONLINE
(01/18/2015) [-]
Welcome back!



Your dreams were your ticket out
#118 to #117 - Elk
(01/19/2015) [-]
Pretty sure she got scared away.
#116 - breadposter
(06/23/2014) [-]
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