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Gender: female
Age: 23
Steam Profile: crutonsan
Consoles Owned: Xbox, Xbox 360, PC, Gameboy, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Gears of War, Bioshock, Left 4 Dead, TF2, Amnesia, Overlord
Interests: Wimmin things, male genitalia, videogames
Date Signed Up:11/20/2009
Location:Colorado
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#170 - Oh no, I understand. I ******* hated my life after working the…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Hold the Pickles +2
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#174 - battledude (01/14/2014) [-]
well to be honest I would put a headset on to hear the drive thru, depending on how nice you were to the cashier would decide how your food would look

but I never really had to worry about being fired... because I would have to try hard to do worse than some of the stupid fucks I worked with (I liked them as people but holy shit it made me appreciate the school systems)
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#176 - FUUUU (01/14/2014) [-]
I had times where if the customer was hardcore talking down to me, and I was in a bad mood already, I'd tell the food prep people to take their time a little. I honestly was not afraid to be snippy with customers if they were being assholes. I'm not saying I was a perfect worker, but when it came to sanitation, allergies, etc, I never fucked around. What OP posted is an abomination to health. I understand working fastfood is shitty, I will never work it again, but this is just pitiful.
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#177 - battledude (01/14/2014) [-]
I can agree with the bug part is just wrong, but I luckily never had a problem

burger king is just so bad the bugs dont even want it
#164 - That would be mold, from people not cleaning the nozzles. 01/14/2014 on Hold the Pickles 0
#163 - I call all sorts of ******** on all of these except the drive-…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Hold the Pickles +15
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#167 - battledude (01/14/2014) [-]
I had this mindset for my first 3-4 months in fast food

after getting a good idea of how companies feel about their employees/treat them, I gave them the same respect back and didn't do shit for a year
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#170 - FUUUU (01/14/2014) [-]
Oh no, I understand. I fucking hated my life after working there for a month. But I kept shit up to par, because if I didn't, I'd get fired and have no job. Just because I hated the company and how I was treated by customers didn't mean the customers should deserve getting sick because of poor sanitation skills and disgusting shit like pulling drinks out of the garbage.
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#174 - battledude (01/14/2014) [-]
well to be honest I would put a headset on to hear the drive thru, depending on how nice you were to the cashier would decide how your food would look

but I never really had to worry about being fired... because I would have to try hard to do worse than some of the stupid fucks I worked with (I liked them as people but holy shit it made me appreciate the school systems)
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#176 - FUUUU (01/14/2014) [-]
I had times where if the customer was hardcore talking down to me, and I was in a bad mood already, I'd tell the food prep people to take their time a little. I honestly was not afraid to be snippy with customers if they were being assholes. I'm not saying I was a perfect worker, but when it came to sanitation, allergies, etc, I never fucked around. What OP posted is an abomination to health. I understand working fastfood is shitty, I will never work it again, but this is just pitiful.
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#177 - battledude (01/14/2014) [-]
I can agree with the bug part is just wrong, but I luckily never had a problem

burger king is just so bad the bugs dont even want it
#174 - Picture 01/14/2014 on Clifford the Big Red Dog +2
#53 - Looks down at his fingers... 01/13/2014 on Children movies. +17
#146 - Eh, I wouldn't call it well-executed, but he did get a chuckle… 01/13/2014 on Waiting at the airport +1
#168 - This is where killing people because they're stupid should be … 01/13/2014 on Absolutely disgusting +1
#96 - Guacamole 01/12/2014 on Waiting at the airport +3
#94 - It's actually right alongside my eyebrow.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Waiting at the airport +1
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#95 - heraske (01/12/2014) [-]
Mole n franz
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#96 - FUUUU (01/12/2014) [-]
Guacamole
#90 - wat  [+] (6 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Waiting at the airport +1
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#141 - charagrin (01/13/2014) [-]
No offense but I had to give him a thumb. He executed it rather well.
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#146 - FUUUU (01/13/2014) [-]
Eh, I wouldn't call it well-executed, but he did get a chuckle when I realized what he was talking about.
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#91 - heraske (01/12/2014) [-]
above ur eye brow
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#94 - FUUUU (01/12/2014) [-]
It's actually right alongside my eyebrow.
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#95 - heraske (01/12/2014) [-]
Mole n franz
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#96 - FUUUU (01/12/2014) [-]
Guacamole
#87 - Marines are totally nuts, it's hilarious. I love my friends in… 01/12/2014 on Waiting at the airport +1
#56 - Good ******* god. 01/12/2014 on I died laughing lol +1
#83 - I think one of the happiest days of my life was my ex-boyfrien…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Waiting at the airport +1
#88 - heraske (01/12/2014) [-]
mole
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#90 - FUUUU (01/12/2014) [-]
wat
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#141 - charagrin (01/13/2014) [-]
No offense but I had to give him a thumb. He executed it rather well.
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#146 - FUUUU (01/13/2014) [-]
Eh, I wouldn't call it well-executed, but he did get a chuckle when I realized what he was talking about.
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#91 - heraske (01/12/2014) [-]
above ur eye brow
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#94 - FUUUU (01/12/2014) [-]
It's actually right alongside my eyebrow.
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#95 - heraske (01/12/2014) [-]
Mole n franz
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#96 - FUUUU (01/12/2014) [-]
Guacamole
#53 - I can't be the only one who gets grossed out by Lil Wayne's te…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2014 on I died laughing lol +4
#55 - neptunetouranus (01/12/2014) [-]
Maybe its because he spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to get them diamond plated
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#86 - kingofpants (01/13/2014) [-]
would he use colgate or what?
#67 - winternetz (01/13/2014) [-]
i thought those were just grills?! he can't take them off?

imagine cleaning those
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#56 - FUUUU (01/12/2014) [-]
Good fucking god.
#107 - Sounds like marriage. 01/12/2014 on (untitled) +2
#89 - Not sure if bait... 01/12/2014 on c-sectioned +5
#88 - Picture 01/12/2014 on c-sectioned +4
#39 - inb4 "I would draw dickbutt" 01/12/2014 on Elephant painting an Elephant +2
#85 - Picture 01/12/2014 on TART GUN. (READ DESC) +1
#102 - ok  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on FUUUU's profile 0
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#103 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Hia though.

Howsetgoin?
#100 - What?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2014 on FUUUU's profile 0
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#101 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Your blue changed color too!

WHUZ GOING ON?

WHERE'S THE FIREHOSE.
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#102 - FUUUU (01/11/2014) [-]
ok
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#103 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Hia though.

Howsetgoin?
#1252 - watch mlp: used to, don't anymore Favorite color: purple 01/10/2014 on FJ poll 0
#1244 - 20 Female USA White Agnostic don't care …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2014 on FJ poll 0
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#1252 - FUUUU (01/10/2014) [-]
watch mlp: used to, don't anymore
Favorite color: purple
#231 - This was really cool! Glad I got to know some of my FJ family. 01/10/2014 on Behind The Profile: FJ... +1
#42 - I had that happen too! I'm glad I'm not alone on that one. 01/10/2014 on Master Bate will help 0
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#140 - rubusguy
(04/28/2016) [-]
> your body is 2 sweet 4 me
#138 - aulubear
(04/27/2016) [-]
Hey, do you mind if I try to cook a full course meal on your body?

Maybe just sausage though.
#135 - niimajneb ONLINE
(03/15/2016) [-]
wanna trade dick pics?
#136 to #135 - FUUUU
(03/16/2016) [-]
Mine's probably bigger.
#137 to #136 - niimajneb ONLINE
(03/16/2016) [-]
Oho, do we have a challenge? I'll have you know I've yet to lose a dick measuring contest so far.
#134 - dastor
(03/12/2016) [-]
You have a really awesome body, girl! May I ask... When will we see your boobs again?
#133 - herrfritz
(02/25/2016) [-]
i dub thee
purger of the perverted paladin!
#131 - themarineelite
(02/15/2016) [-]
Hi, just wanna say you have a fantastic body, and happy valentines.
#132 to #131 - FUUUU
(02/15/2016) [-]
Thanks doll face!
#128 - rubusguy
(02/14/2016) [-]
Nice ass
pretty tattoo
Great legs
Kindest face, my heart is yours if you chose 2

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY , sweet-cheeks

#129 to #128 - FUUUU
(02/14/2016) [-]
You're very sweet.
#130 to #129 - rubusguy
(02/14/2016) [-]
Not as much as seeing U happy, my angel
#119 - Elk
(01/20/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** You really should put that picture back up. I thought you were really pretty.
#120 to #119 - FUUUU
(01/24/2015) [-]
That made one of you guys. Haha. But thank you.
#121 to #120 - Elk
(01/24/2015) [-]
What?
#122 to #121 - FUUUU
(02/21/2015) [-]
I meant that you seem to be the only one to enjoy the photo.
#123 to #122 - Elk
(02/21/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"****Elk rolled image** Because you had a really weird expression in it. You're very pretty.
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Because you had a really weird expression in it. You're very pretty.
#124 to #123 - Elk
(02/21/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Oops, I didn't realize it said that in my original comment. I didn't mean to repeat myself.
#125 to #124 - DevilsCalling
(02/07/2016) [-]
Elk you old seadog what the **** are YOU of all people calling a girl pretty for? my little **** nemesis...
#126 to #125 - Elk
(02/07/2016) [-]
Just trying to boost her confidence.
#127 to #126 - DevilsCalling
(02/07/2016) [-]
jesus..never thought id see the day you compliment a **** girl
#139 to #127 - tridaak
(04/28/2016) [-]
Same...
#117 - plataeiou
(01/18/2015) [-]
Welcome back!



Your dreams were your ticket out
#118 to #117 - Elk
(01/19/2015) [-]
Pretty sure she got scared away.
#116 - breadposter
(06/23/2014) [-]
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