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ElmosPornWorld

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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:12/18/2009
Last Login:9/01/2016
Location:Sesame Street
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Content Thumbs: 6824 total,  7937 ,  1113
Comment Thumbs: 1254 total,  1703 ,  449
Content Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 161 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 162 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 30% (30/100)
Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:170693
Times Content Favorited:478 times
Total Comments Made:777
FJ Points:7381
Favorite Tags: The Game (3) | my (2) | up (2)
My name is Elmo,

I once was a pedophile, but those days are over.

Now I go behind the Wal-Mart at the end of Sesame Street, and smoke a joint with Big Bird and Cookie Monster.

You know you wish you were me.

I make money by being a hooker, seeing that I am homeless and using Cookie Monster's computer while he's out on dates.
And remember kids, eat your veggies!


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#56 - Damn he looks really old now  [+] (5 replies) 09/05/2015 on Obama +2
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#68 - sphincterface (09/05/2015) [-]
Being the president isn't exactly all sunshine and rainbows, and the poor guy catches flak for every single decision he makes. I am pretty sure I would look old as balls too.
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#65 - covered (09/05/2015) [-]
yeah, being president can be stressful I can imagine
#89 - anon (09/10/2015) [-]
Not to mention it's been like nine years.
#60 - destroyerofcheese (09/05/2015) [-]
#77 - anon (09/05/2015) [-]
holy fuck, 5 years in the house.
#28 - **ElmosPornWorld used "*roll 1, cah question*"** **ElmosPor…  [+] (1 reply) 07/06/2015 on ElmosPornWorld's profile 0
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#29 - ElmosPornWorld (07/06/2015) [-]
**ElmosPornWorld used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**ElmosPornWorld rolls A big black dick.**