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#44 - Nope sorry, I'm Canadian. 10 hours ago on Just defending ourselves... 0
#149 - I'm going to give them a warning shout and that's about it. Be… 23 hours ago on Got what he deserved 0
#41 - Dude, the US influences things in ways you don't consider. A g…  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on Just defending ourselves... 0
#42 - klutzyspy (20 hours ago) [-]
Found the american
#44 - Elemental (10 hours ago) [-]
Nope sorry, I'm Canadian.
#144 - Depends if they stop. If instead of hitting them I show up wit…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Got what he deserved 0
User avatar #145 - screamingdemon (07/11/2014) [-]
I'm not arguing with you. I was just saying that you don't go for the kill right away. Because at that point it's not necessary.
#149 - Elemental (23 hours ago) [-]
I'm going to give them a warning shout and that's about it. Because they have zero business in my dwelling, I can only assume as to their intentions and assumptions get people killed. I won't take the chance for him to draw a weapon. I will give him the split second chance to make the fight or flight decision and if he picks fight then it comes down to him or me.

Could I disable him? Sure, if my first blow takes him in the arm and he goes down I'm not going to keep hitting him. But if he in anyway tries to strike out after that I can reason that he won't go down without a fight, thus I must kill him to end it.

In these situations you have very little time to think about it.
#39 - Because the US isn't around to keep all the crazy arabs in lin…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Just defending ourselves... 0
User avatar #40 - iviagic (07/11/2014) [-]
Then by that logic, Japan would start WW3 because they are no longer tied to our treaty that forbids them from building an army the size of China's.

If the U.S disappears, I doubt the Middle East would be any less peaceful than it is right now because the vast majority of Arabs are peaceful people trying to live peaceful lives. And the fact that you're using a hypothetical scenario is detrimental to your overall argument.
#143 - Not to mention I usually don't go to bed until 3 or 4 am. 07/11/2014 on Got what he deserved 0
#142 - I'm a too light of a sleeper for them to get in, walk across t… 07/11/2014 on Got what he deserved 0
#35 - What? The energy wave either makes you just pop out of existen…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Just defending ourselves... 0
#36 - klutzyspy (07/11/2014) [-]
yes and "now that the all rightous and mighty america is gone, who is going to police the world? Surely without the US, everything will be chaos"
#41 - Elemental (23 hours ago) [-]
Dude, the US influences things in ways you don't consider. A good chunk of the middle east absolutely hates the other chunks and the only thing stopping them from going full scale chemical warfare to wipe out their neighbors is the hammer that would come down on them. The US literally keeps the oil flowing for the rest of us in that part of the world. You can scoff at it all you want, it doesn't change it. It doesn't matter your opinion on it either. If the most powerful nation in the world just disappeared overnight, it would fuck everyone. The US recession affects everyone. Their economy just grinding to a halt in a matter of hours makes everyones crash.
#42 - klutzyspy (20 hours ago) [-]
Found the american
#44 - Elemental (10 hours ago) [-]
Nope sorry, I'm Canadian.
#32 - In a book called Without Warning the US basically stops existi…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Just defending ourselves... 0
User avatar #37 - iviagic (07/11/2014) [-]
Now, remind me what Israel killing innocents have to do with the U.S disappearing? I mean, it's a cool concept, but the two scenarios are nothing alike.
#39 - Elemental (07/11/2014) [-]
Because the US isn't around to keep all the crazy arabs in line they just go nuts saying Allah has Killed the great satan and the next logical move is for them to kill the jew menace. It's a really well thought out book and too complicated for me to quickly sum it up here.
User avatar #40 - iviagic (07/11/2014) [-]
Then by that logic, Japan would start WW3 because they are no longer tied to our treaty that forbids them from building an army the size of China's.

If the U.S disappears, I doubt the Middle East would be any less peaceful than it is right now because the vast majority of Arabs are peaceful people trying to live peaceful lives. And the fact that you're using a hypothetical scenario is detrimental to your overall argument.
#33 - klutzyspy (07/11/2014) [-]
so a book that teaches americans autoerotic tecniques?
#35 - Elemental (07/11/2014) [-]
What? The energy wave either makes you just pop out of existence or most of the time reduce any sentient organic matter into black goop. It covers all of the continental US besides some of washington just east of seattle. Goes down to about 20 km from guantanamo bay in cuba and bisects mexico from there. Take everything from the middle of Edmonton east in canada. Every human, bird or any animal of any kind in that zone is poof dead.
#36 - klutzyspy (07/11/2014) [-]
yes and "now that the all rightous and mighty america is gone, who is going to police the world? Surely without the US, everything will be chaos"
#41 - Elemental (23 hours ago) [-]
Dude, the US influences things in ways you don't consider. A good chunk of the middle east absolutely hates the other chunks and the only thing stopping them from going full scale chemical warfare to wipe out their neighbors is the hammer that would come down on them. The US literally keeps the oil flowing for the rest of us in that part of the world. You can scoff at it all you want, it doesn't change it. It doesn't matter your opinion on it either. If the most powerful nation in the world just disappeared overnight, it would fuck everyone. The US recession affects everyone. Their economy just grinding to a halt in a matter of hours makes everyones crash.
#42 - klutzyspy (20 hours ago) [-]
Found the american
#44 - Elemental (10 hours ago) [-]
Nope sorry, I'm Canadian.
#31 - When will those stupid ******* arabs learn to lea…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on Just defending ourselves... -1
#43 - anonymous (20 hours ago) [-]
I swear to God if those fuckin Arabs just stopped with their constant harassment Israel wouldn't have to retaliate so hardcorely. Forget the whole "self defense shit" this is retaliation after years of CONSTANT attacks from the Hamas. We are the peace bearing side, but when it reaches a critical a point as it did now in Israel, Hell's wrath would be unleashed on those opposers. All they need to do is stop, and no one else will die.

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#16 - TJmanAWESOME (03/31/2014) [-]
apparently we signed up for accounts on the same day, one year apart
apparently we signed up for accounts on the same day, one year apart
#17 to #16 - Elemental ONLINE (03/31/2014) [-]
Sweet.
Sweet.
#14 - anonymous (01/30/2014) [-]
no wonder they hate you
#15 to #14 - Elemental ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
No wonder who hate me?
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#9 to #8 - Elemental ONLINE (08/08/2011) [-]
Sup.
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User avatar #13 to #10 - miscarriage (11/01/2013) [-]
is your coment rank up yet
#11 to #10 - Elemental ONLINE (08/08/2011) [-]
I should be doing the recycle and getting ready for work in two hours but....
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User avatar #7 - sgtfinkleberry (07/21/2011) [-]
Anon be trollin
#1 - anonymous (07/20/2011) [-]
yu suk ***** phag
#2 to #1 - Elemental ONLINE (07/20/2011) [-]
You got that mad that I won't let you troll?
#3 to #2 - anonymous (07/20/2011) [-]
u mad cus you cant block me
#4 to #3 - Elemental ONLINE (07/20/2011) [-]
I'm not even trying because I don't give a **** .
#5 to #4 - anonymous (07/20/2011) [-]
u already blocked me, phag. tried to post a screen cap but im blocked from posting images.

in conclusion, you are a super ******
#6 to #5 - Elemental ONLINE (07/20/2011) [-]
I conquer.
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