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Date Signed Up:2/16/2009
Location:Carson City NV
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    None of you will use this... None of you will use this...
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    Title Title
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    Ever seen that Django?!?!?! Ever seen that Django?!?!?!
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    FFFFUUUUU FFFFUUUUU
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    Charizard...why won't you listen? Charizard...why won't you listen?
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    why not? why not?
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    lol wat lol wat
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#175 - Picture 8 hours ago on Robert House 0
#490 - well...thinking about this...I actually agree. 04/16/2014 on 404 title not found +3
#26 - dude i want a bat now... 03/22/2014 on Give Me! +12
#271 - Peanutbitter... what this guy said...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +42
#420 - struttndatass (03/21/2014) [-]
"This guy" happens to be Mr. April himself. He gets one of the finalists here as a reward.
#268 - But...there...there are so many 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +9
#164 - One hour to beat it? what a filthy ******* casual... 03/21/2014 on løvee 0
#6 - what... 03/21/2014 on Fuck, this is satisfying +1
#7 - Picture 03/19/2014 on So hot you'll be shitting... 0
#33 - shipped...shipped... I have no ******* clue what …  [+] (10 new replies) 03/19/2014 on Teacher ships Mike and Amy +20
User avatar #43 - thechosentroll (03/19/2014) [-]
The equivalent of locking two characters in a room until they either kill eachother or have sex. Sometimes both, depending on who the characters are. Basically, forced, shitty romance.
#37 - tobloi (03/19/2014) [-]
As the other person didn't describe it well, it's when a teacher tries to pair people up who look good together or 'like' each other but don't say it to each other
User avatar #129 - Lilstow (03/20/2014) [-]
>implying you described it well

seriously, that's not fucking at all what it is. it does not pertain exclusively to teachers. the term was supposed to be used for works of fiction like books, movies, television, etc.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shipping
#137 - tobloi (03/20/2014) [-]
Okay, well I described it vaguely, I was going on what I had been told was right, thank you for enlightening me
User avatar #34 - Lilstow (03/19/2014) [-]
it's stupid fucking tumblr cunt language for when their delusional minds pair 2 characters in some work of fiction together in a relationship. typically it's 2 characters that are not going to ever be in a relationship.

the term eventually... "evolved"... to describe what women do when they're fucking wet over wanting 2 other things to be wet for each other.

If you don't want to experience this garbage, the most effective way is not making friends with women.
User avatar #60 - hiken (03/19/2014) [-]
''Stupid fucking tumblr cunt'' Hey hey... 4 insults is too much for just a noun.
User avatar #55 - derpwolf (03/19/2014) [-]
I'm sensing some serious hostility here.
User avatar #53 - adu (03/19/2014) [-]
The way you said that makes it sound like you've been scorned by many women in the past
User avatar #47 - badmonkey (03/19/2014) [-]
But I thought that term was coined before tumblr even existed, I would believe anime subculture is where pairing fictional characters started
User avatar #48 - warlordstuart (03/19/2014) [-]
Fanfiction was popular way before anime. It was usually women but they used to print fan fictions in magazines and newspapers. it was most common and preferred that fans would give endings to shows and serials that were canceled prematurely.

Source: Mother who wrote a Beauty and the Beast (live action series) fanfic for her local newspaper.

Not sure if the term "shipping" was common but other fanfic tropes popped up along that time including Mary Sue (came from a parody Star Trek fanfic) and some others.
#264 - Picture 03/17/2014 on so edgy +3

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User avatar #125 - extooso (05/21/2013) [-]
you are very blue
#126 to #125 - Eleatperson (05/22/2013) [-]
dats racist
dats racist
#32 - doganator (05/19/2013) [-]
If only made your account in 2009 then how blur is 2006 accounts or even 2002
User avatar #33 to #32 - Eleatperson (05/19/2013) [-]
unfortunately the oldest account is October of 2007 i believe
so I wouldn't know
#34 to #33 - doganator (05/19/2013) [-]
Did accounts not start until then?
User avatar #35 to #34 - Eleatperson (05/19/2013) [-]
no they started a long time before, however when the "Great blackout" happened the accounts were lost along with thumbs and content...some still had them...and then DJ 4DM1N (the old one) deleted them
User avatar #30 - TheseChocodiles (04/07/2013) [-]
You became a member on my 14th birthday.


You definitely needed to know this.
User avatar #31 to #30 - Eleatperson (04/07/2013) [-]
Jesus...I feel like grandfather time of FJ
User avatar #28 - misticalz (04/07/2013) [-]
Your name hurts to look at :C
User avatar #29 to #28 - Eleatperson (04/07/2013) [-]
well your name...it...ummm...
well yeah it does
#1 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
Sneaking up in yo profiles, taking yo comment virginity
#3 to #2 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
Problems solved! how's life my friend?
#4 to #3 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
eh, off work relaxing...still wondering if FJ is just 						*******					 with me about the post...
eh, off work relaxing...still wondering if FJ is just ******* with me about the post...
User avatar #5 to #4 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
You mean your jump to front page?
User avatar #7 to #5 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
well that and the sudden rush of 16 year old whores...
User avatar #9 to #7 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
How old are you? Is this a worse thing that it may sound?
User avatar #6 to #5 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
yes...that...
btw, what high school did you go to?
#8 to #6 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
Incline, over at Lake Tahoe. Pic related: home
User avatar #10 to #8 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
ah damn...i went to carson high school
User avatar #11 to #10 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
Hell, you're probably the closest to home person i've ever met on FJ
User avatar #12 to #11 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
yeah, well i mean...im in North Carolina now...but i lived in Carson, and go home once in a while
User avatar #13 to #12 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
graduating year?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
2011
User avatar #15 to #14 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
Heh, same. Three more questions then: you have any incline friends i might know the name of? Are you just up in NC for college or is that home for other reasons? Were you ever in ROTC? (that's the only way you're likely to know me)
User avatar #16 to #15 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
i know of no one in incline...
Im stationed here
yes i was, all 4 years
did you ever go to the "mini boot camp"?
User avatar #17 to #16 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
JCLC? That's the only thing Incline took part in that may be a mini boot camp. What branch of service if you don't mind my asking?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
hmm...probably, it was three days long, we always got a couple of you guys for it
the only way to be, a US Marine
User avatar #19 to #18 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, i did JCLC two years in a row, first year i was c/Major ****** , second year c/Lieutenant Colonel ****** . If you don't remember any jokes about that name then you won't remember me.

Good on you my friend. My dad was a marine and i'm considering following after you.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
i dont remember the jokes...but the name sounds familiar...what platoon where you in?
well as long as you arent a ******* , douche and meet the requirements and exceed them, then i would be glad to have you
User avatar #26 to #20 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, thanks broski. Honestly my largest trouble is sacking up and doing it... Just have to get my head on straight. Thank you for talking to me about it. See ya around FJ i suppose!
User avatar #27 to #26 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
ill see ya around then, and no problem
User avatar #21 to #20 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
Bravo company one year, then Black-hat for Charlie the next. I spend all of the 2011 year on top of the Rappel tower, checking equipment and organizing cadets for the instructors to send over.

Were you in good shape before you went to boot camp? i'm not unfit, im just a twig. My dad was smaller than me when he enlisted, and i know that boot camp would bulk me up with muscle, but i worry about not having the capability to succeed from the start.
User avatar #25 to #21 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
well...its pretty hard to fail...just follow the rules, learn what is being taught and then use it...its pretty simple overall...its excelling that gets most people
User avatar #23 to #21 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
not succeed as in what?
User avatar #24 to #23 - waffies (09/07/2012) [-]
I don't know i guess. I suppose i'm more afraid of failure than anything else, that's something i hope the service would change about myself. Don't mind my ramblings
User avatar #22 to #21 - Eleatperson (09/07/2012) [-]
yeah...we are talking about two diff things as I suspected
I was in...decent shape, 23 min 3 mile 100+ crunches, and 13 pullups...
and boot camp wont really bulk you up very much, if at all
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