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ElcieFuckTheSystem

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Gender: female
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:3/20/2010
Last Login:5/25/2016
Location:under your bed
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#30 - My cat just gave birth to three still born kittens this mornin…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2016 on McBurd looses his friend +17
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#47 - becauseoprahsaidso (05/15/2016) [-]
fuck man that sucks
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#31 - flybager (05/15/2016) [-]
Ah, well.
#64 - ...I don't think she's ugly.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2016 on Megan Trainor is a cancer. +3
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#98 - crimsonsunshine (05/08/2016) [-]
her chin is sharper than some of my drill bits and somehow she is still heavy.
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#95 - greyhoundfd (05/08/2016) [-]
That would be the makeup talking.
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#65 - masterboll (05/08/2016) [-]
God has shown you mercy
#178 - I'm 5'2" female 08/21/2015 on Double Standards 0
#163 - So... Carpet or floor boards?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on Bill Clinton +3
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#174 - shadowhorn (05/15/2015) [-]
There are floorboards under carpet.
#62 - Tokiedokie! 02/06/2015 on Playing Pokemon on a subway 0
#59 - Unless you're like me, and don't have the cleavage to do so. xD  [+] (6 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Playing Pokemon on a subway +1
#65 - shogg (02/06/2015) [-]
flat chests unite
#81 - checkthesedubs (02/06/2015) [-]
Flat chests are a disgrace to the gender
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#82 - shogg (02/06/2015) [-]
You can fuck yourself.
#83 - checkthesedubs (02/06/2015) [-]
D cups are the only way to go
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#60 - ghostninjaguy (02/06/2015) [-]
No, I put mine in my girlfriends cleavage, it's a joke between us
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#62 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (02/06/2015) [-]
Tokiedokie!
#331 - I'm just going to take a moment to appreciate that she has an … 02/02/2015 on Asexual 0
#327 - I suppose that if he isn't sticking his dick in it, he doesn't… 02/02/2015 on Asexual +1
#1265 - Basic Statistics: Age:18 Nationality: White as **** … 01/27/2015 on PERSONALITY SURVEY +1
#18 - It's always difficult to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. … 01/22/2015 on Puns +1
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#69 - DingoJ (10/23/2014) [-]
holy **** are you still alive?
#70 to #69 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (10/23/2014) [-]
LAWL! Yupp!
#71 to #70 - DingoJ (10/23/2014) [-]
>comment number 69
also holy **** how u been gurl
#72 to #71 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (10/27/2014) [-]
Haha! I'm good! I'm back in Texas! xD
How are you, man??
#73 to #72 - DingoJ (10/27/2014) [-]
good, been kept busy by school n ****, and when im not doing school im playing dark souls, so theres that so i cant complain. whatve you been up to?
#68 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
Howdy.
#50 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
Yay thanks fur adding me as a friend ^w^
Yay thanks fur adding me as a friend ^w^
#51 to #50 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (07/26/2013) [-]
No problem! I've been an FJunkie for, like, four years, and still only have 16 friends. I figured I should find some more. And you, sir, seem to be quite the badass
#52 to #51 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
all I did was ripe though a man flesh with my teeth a few times nothing to bad ass about that
#53 to #52 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (07/26/2013) [-]
O.O if you think that's not badass, I'd love to hear what other **** you've done that you actually do consider badass
#54 to #53 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
nothing that I can think of...

well... there has been a few things they both involve me taking a piss in odd places...
#55 to #54 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (07/26/2013) [-]
... I'm oddly intrigued...
#57 to #55 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
and that was the first time. I pissed in an odd spot.
#56 to #55 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
I was made see a counselor when I was younger. 7 am on a very cold December yesterday. I was a bit late like 7:04 or something. I said something like I gotta use the bathroom I'll be right back. She steps infront of the door and said" you can go when I tell you you can and that's after we are done.

I said, i fyou dont' move I will piss on your desk. She said " you don't have the balls to do that" (not even joking that is what she said) so I got up on my chair dropped my pants and pissed all over her desk. Turned around with my pants still down and said " don't ever ******* tell me what I wont' do"
#59 to #56 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (07/26/2013) [-]
I did a very similar thing in 4th grade. I went to a private school (parents are hardcore Christians, blahblahblah) and I was in Spanish class. The BITCH of a teacher, Mrs. Weeler, told me I couldn't go to the bathroom until everyone else was done with their tests. I tried to hold it, but a few minutes later I asked her again and said it was an emergency. She told me I could wait. I was extremely irritated and was about to burst, so I straight up said, "I will piss on this floor" but she didn't believe me, so I went behind her desk, pulled down my pants, and pissed on her floor. She sent me to 699+-the office, I explained what happened, and she got written up for not letting me pee.
#61 to #59 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
My second story is pretty close that....

Math class 11th grade. Once again running late. I get to class just as the bell rings.
Go up to the teach and say "I'm sorry I know the rules but I really gotta pee" he says "the rules the rule. Go before or go after" so I said I might piss my pants. He looks at me (and everyone in the class is watching at this point) and push the trash bin at me me say" you can always use this" so I undid my jeans and just pissed in his trash can while looking him in the eyes.

when I was done I zipped my pants back up, got some hand sanitize and went back to my seat. No one spoke a work for what seemed like an hour till the teach said 54 years of telling students that not one was brave enough to do it. comes over shakes my hand and said" that was brave.took some real courage. I can see you will go far in life with that kinda attitude."
#62 to #61 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (07/26/2013) [-]
That's fantastic!
#63 to #62 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
He never again said no about me going to the bathroom
#64 to #63 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (07/26/2013) [-]
I don't blame him!
#65 to #64 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
he would tell others till they showed the kinda courage I did they still had to follow his rule.
#66 to #65 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (07/26/2013) [-]
He sounds like a badass teacher
#67 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
one of the coolest guys I ever met.
#60 to #59 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (07/26/2013) [-]
Sorry for random numbers. Cat walked on keyboard. lol
#58 to #56 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
Saturday not yesterday
#28 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
Howdy.

I see you're a fan of SOAD
#29 to #28 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (03/07/2013) [-]
Sure am! I'm taking it you are, too?
#30 to #29 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
Not a super hardcore one, but I do love 100% of their songs.

#31 to #30 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (03/07/2013) [-]
I'm not a crazy hardcore fan either, I just like the phrase. And Serj Tankian's (spelling?) voice is beyond amazing.
#32 to #31 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
So much this.

He's also really damn smart
#33 to #32 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (03/07/2013) [-]
He's got what's going on in politics down like a champ, too. Not to mention his views of politics kinda kick ass
#34 to #33 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
Hell yeah. I don't agree with EVERYTHING he says though.

but I still respect his opinion.
#35 to #34 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (03/07/2013) [-]
True that
#36 to #35 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
So how are you?
#37 to #36 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (03/07/2013) [-]
I'm pretty great all things considered. My father's threatening to send me to boarding school. weird thing is that I haven't lived with him (or my mom for that matter) in a year and a half, so I'm not sure what reason he has to send me away. All things fail, I'll petition to live with my mom. It's an all girls boarding school, so while it is that chances are at least a few of them will be hot as hell, I'm NOT going to put up with the drama of 50 girls pms-ing and gossiping 24/7 for a year. I would kill them all... sorry for the rant. haha Anyways, how are you?
#38 to #37 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
That sounds pretty intense....

I'm fine... I'm moving soon so we'll see how that plays out...

How old are you by the way, that you don't live with your parents but can still be sent to boarding school?
#39 to #38 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (03/07/2013) [-]
I'm 17. My dad kciked me out for being gay and but he has full legal custody and doesn't want me to live with my mom, so I've been living with friends,, because for some reason in his mind staying with somebody else's parents is better than living with my own.

How old are you? And where are you moving to?
#40 to #39 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
That's illegal you know....


Anyhow I'm 16 and not sure.
#41 to #40 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (03/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know, but as long as I wasn't living with him I didn't care.

Are you moving long distance? or short?
#42 to #41 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
not sure... my mom just said "we're moving next month" and I don't think she even knows where yet
#43 to #42 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (03/07/2013) [-]
Oh! That's always fun!
#44 to #43 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
~mystery
#45 to #44 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (03/07/2013) [-]
That's my middle name:3 like, literally.
#46 to #45 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
Really?
#47 to #46 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (03/07/2013) [-]
mhmm:3 The only thing I like about my real name. My mom picked it because she wasn't supposed to be able to have kids, so it was mysterious how I came to be. My dad wanted it to be miracle, but thank ******* god my mom talked him out of that one.
#48 to #47 - snakefire
(03/07/2013) [-]
So you were an interesting story from the second you were born.

Me too... they thought I would be stillborn

and I was... but only by a small period of time

with modern technology they were able to clear my lungs of fluid and **** and restart my heart.
#26 - pzykotic (06/25/2012) [-]
Aww ****, not sure if I'm too late(it's still 25th where I live) but happy birthday :D
#24 - rvp (01/14/2012) [-]
i think i am in love with you and you get that a lot.
#25 to #24 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (01/14/2012) [-]
lawl! why would you be in love with me? and no, i don't get that a lot. :P but thanks!
#18 - XchemicalkidX (07/15/2011) [-]
Did you get your username from a song?
#19 to #18 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (07/18/2011) [-]
haha! yeah. it started out as a joke and i never stopped using it. haha
#20 to #19 - XchemicalkidX (07/19/2011) [-]
**** The System by ASD? O3O'
#21 to #20 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (07/21/2011) [-]
yuhh yuhh! :D
#22 to #21 - XchemicalkidX (07/24/2011) [-]
you're awesome :DDDDD
#23 to #22 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (07/24/2011) [-]
i know, i know, :P
#9 - chutiyafj (03/28/2011) [-]
well hello there..beautiful.. :)
#10 to #9 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (03/28/2011) [-]
i'm guessing by beautiful you mean lesbian? haha
#11 to #10 - chutiyafj (03/28/2011) [-]
I secretly am ;)


but i suppose you are pretty. ...
#12 to #11 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (03/28/2011) [-]
well thank you. ha. i get called a lesbian more than i get called pretty. ^-^
#13 to #12 - chutiyafj (03/29/2011) [-]
i'do go lesbian for you :P :D
#14 to #13 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (04/12/2011) [-]
d'awwh. well, aren't you a flirt?
#16 to #14 - chutiyafj (04/13/2011) [-]
So, what if i am? ;]
#7 - HaterOsexual (01/12/2011) [-]
lesbians..
#8 to #7 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (01/12/2011) [-]
bahaha!! not quite. the one in the blue's straight.
#4 - GoMewTwo (07/10/2010) [-]
aww i feel so special!! im one of ur few friends!!! *hug*