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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:3/20/2010
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:under your bed
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User avatar #69 - DingoJ (10/23/2014) [-]
holy **** are you still alive?
User avatar #70 to #69 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (10/23/2014) [-]
LAWL! Yupp!
User avatar #71 to #70 - DingoJ (10/23/2014) [-]
>comment number 69
also holy **** how u been gurl
User avatar #72 to #71 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
Haha! I'm good! I'm back in Texas! xD
How are you, man??
User avatar #73 to #72 - DingoJ (10/27/2014) [-]
good, been kept busy by school n **** , and when im not doing school im playing dark souls, so theres that so i cant complain. whatve you been up to?
User avatar #68 - snakefire (09/20/2013) [-]
Howdy.
#50 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
Yay thanks fur adding me as a friend ^w^
Yay thanks fur adding me as a friend ^w^
User avatar #51 to #50 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
No problem! I've been an FJunkie for, like, four years, and still only have 16 friends. I figured I should find some more. And you, sir, seem to be quite the badass
User avatar #52 to #51 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
all I did was ripe though a man flesh with my teeth a few times nothing to bad ass about that
User avatar #53 to #52 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
O.O if you think that's not badass, I'd love to hear what other **** you've done that you actually do consider badass
User avatar #54 to #53 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
nothing that I can think of...

well... there has been a few things they both involve me taking a piss in odd places...
User avatar #55 to #54 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
... I'm oddly intrigued...
User avatar #57 to #55 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
and that was the first time. I pissed in an odd spot.
User avatar #56 to #55 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
I was made see a counselor when I was younger. 7 am on a very cold December yesterday. I was a bit late like 7:04 or something. I said something like I gotta use the bathroom I'll be right back. She steps infront of the door and said" you can go when I tell you you can and that's after we are done.

I said, i fyou dont' move I will piss on your desk. She said " you don't have the balls to do that" (not even joking that is what she said) so I got up on my chair dropped my pants and pissed all over her desk. Turned around with my pants still down and said " don't ever ******* tell me what I wont' do"
User avatar #59 to #56 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
I did a very similar thing in 4th grade. I went to a private school (parents are hardcore Christians, blahblahblah) and I was in Spanish class. The BITCH of a teacher, Mrs. Weeler, told me I couldn't go to the bathroom until everyone else was done with their tests. I tried to hold it, but a few minutes later I asked her again and said it was an emergency. She told me I could wait. I was extremely irritated and was about to burst, so I straight up said, "I will piss on this floor" but she didn't believe me, so I went behind her desk, pulled down my pants, and pissed on her floor. She sent me to 699+-the office, I explained what happened, and she got written up for not letting me pee.
User avatar #61 to #59 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
My second story is pretty close that....

Math class 11th grade. Once again running late. I get to class just as the bell rings.
Go up to the teach and say "I'm sorry I know the rules but I really gotta pee" he says "the rules the rule. Go before or go after" so I said I might piss my pants. He looks at me (and everyone in the class is watching at this point) and push the trash bin at me me say" you can always use this" so I undid my jeans and just pissed in his trash can while looking him in the eyes.

when I was done I zipped my pants back up, got some hand sanitize and went back to my seat. No one spoke a work for what seemed like an hour till the teach said 54 years of telling students that not one was brave enough to do it. comes over shakes my hand and said" that was brave.took some real courage. I can see you will go far in life with that kinda attitude."
User avatar #62 to #61 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
That's fantastic!
User avatar #63 to #62 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
He never again said no about me going to the bathroom
User avatar #64 to #63 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
I don't blame him!
User avatar #65 to #64 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
he would tell others till they showed the kinda courage I did they still had to follow his rule.
User avatar #66 to #65 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
He sounds like a badass teacher
User avatar #67 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
one of the coolest guys I ever met.
User avatar #60 to #59 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
Sorry for random numbers. Cat walked on keyboard. lol
User avatar #58 to #56 - sparkyoneonetwo (07/26/2013) [-]
Saturday not yesterday
User avatar #28 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
Howdy.

I see you're a fan of SOAD
User avatar #29 to #28 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Sure am! I'm taking it you are, too?
User avatar #30 to #29 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
Not a super hardcore one, but I do love 100% of their songs.

User avatar #31 to #30 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
I'm not a crazy hardcore fan either, I just like the phrase. And Serj Tankian's (spelling?) voice is beyond amazing.
User avatar #32 to #31 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
So much this.

He's also really damn smart
User avatar #33 to #32 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
He's got what's going on in politics down like a champ, too. Not to mention his views of politics kinda kick ass
User avatar #34 to #33 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
Hell yeah. I don't agree with EVERYTHING he says though.

but I still respect his opinion.
User avatar #35 to #34 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
True that
User avatar #36 to #35 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
So how are you?
User avatar #37 to #36 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
I'm pretty great all things considered. My father's threatening to send me to boarding school. weird thing is that I haven't lived with him (or my mom for that matter) in a year and a half, so I'm not sure what reason he has to send me away. All things fail, I'll petition to live with my mom. It's an all girls boarding school, so while it is that chances are at least a few of them will be hot as hell, I'm NOT going to put up with the drama of 50 girls pms-ing and gossiping 24/7 for a year. I would kill them all... sorry for the rant. haha Anyways, how are you?
User avatar #38 to #37 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
That sounds pretty intense....

I'm fine... I'm moving soon so we'll see how that plays out...

How old are you by the way, that you don't live with your parents but can still be sent to boarding school?
User avatar #39 to #38 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
I'm 17. My dad kciked me out for being gay and but he has full legal custody and doesn't want me to live with my mom, so I've been living with friends,, because for some reason in his mind staying with somebody else's parents is better than living with my own.

How old are you? And where are you moving to?
User avatar #40 to #39 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
That's illegal you know....


Anyhow I'm 16 and not sure.
User avatar #41 to #40 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know, but as long as I wasn't living with him I didn't care.

Are you moving long distance? or short?
User avatar #42 to #41 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
not sure... my mom just said "we're moving next month" and I don't think she even knows where yet
User avatar #43 to #42 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Oh! That's always fun!
User avatar #44 to #43 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
~mystery
User avatar #45 to #44 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
That's my middle name:3 like, literally.
User avatar #46 to #45 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
Really?
User avatar #47 to #46 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
mhmm:3 The only thing I like about my real name. My mom picked it because she wasn't supposed to be able to have kids, so it was mysterious how I came to be. My dad wanted it to be miracle, but thank ******* god my mom talked him out of that one.
User avatar #48 to #47 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
So you were an interesting story from the second you were born.

Me too... they thought I would be stillborn

and I was... but only by a small period of time

with modern technology they were able to clear my lungs of fluid and **** and restart my heart.
User avatar #26 - pzykotic (06/25/2012) [-]
Aww **** , not sure if I'm too late(it's still 25th where I live) but happy birthday :D
#24 - rvp (01/14/2012) [-]
i think i am in love with you and you get that a lot.
User avatar #25 to #24 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (01/14/2012) [-]
lawl! why would you be in love with me? and no, i don't get that a lot. :P but thanks!
User avatar #18 - XchemicalkidX (07/15/2011) [-]
Did you get your username from a song?
User avatar #19 to #18 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (07/18/2011) [-]
haha! yeah. it started out as a joke and i never stopped using it. haha
User avatar #20 to #19 - XchemicalkidX (07/19/2011) [-]
**** The System by ASD? O3O'
User avatar #21 to #20 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (07/21/2011) [-]
yuhh yuhh! :D
User avatar #22 to #21 - XchemicalkidX (07/24/2011) [-]
you're awesome :DDDDD
User avatar #23 to #22 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (07/24/2011) [-]
i know, i know, :P
User avatar #9 - chutiyafj (03/28/2011) [-]
well hello there..beautiful.. :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (03/28/2011) [-]
i'm guessing by beautiful you mean lesbian? haha
User avatar #11 to #10 - chutiyafj (03/28/2011) [-]
I secretly am ;)


but i suppose you are pretty. ...
User avatar #12 to #11 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (03/28/2011) [-]
well thank you. ha. i get called a lesbian more than i get called pretty. ^-^
User avatar #13 to #12 - chutiyafj (03/29/2011) [-]
i'do go lesbian for you :P :D
User avatar #14 to #13 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (04/12/2011) [-]
d'awwh. well, aren't you a flirt?
User avatar #16 to #14 - chutiyafj (04/13/2011) [-]
So, what if i am? ;]
#7 - HaterOsexual (01/12/2011) [-]
lesbians..
User avatar #8 to #7 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (01/12/2011) [-]
bahaha!! not quite. the one in the blue's straight.
User avatar #4 - GoMewTwo (07/10/2010) [-]
aww i feel so special!! im one of ur few friends!!! *hug*
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