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#44 - I'm assuming you're an Americunt - if not, correct me. We have…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2012 on Dancing Cop Entertain... +3
#47 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
I would like to apologize for this breed of Americans. They have very low working intelligence, are terrible with other pets, and are naturally very prone to hurting themselves through sheer stupidity. I assure you, however, that there are many other breeds of American who are nothing like this one.
#42 - Actually, we skipped a lot. Like owning your ass for a couple …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2012 on Dancing Cop Entertain... +8
User avatar #43 - coloredfolks (08/14/2012) [-]
couple hundred, lol...ya'lls "great empire" couldnt even hold on to a few small colonies when they wanted freedom. some army. GB is boring as fuck and ya'lls citizens have proven over and over that they are just lame.

still trying to ride high from the stuff your country did in the 1600's eh?
User avatar #44 - Ejvind (08/14/2012) [-]
I'm assuming you're an Americunt - if not, correct me. We have lots more history than whatever the fuck you have in America. Name one good singer AMERICA has produced in the past 5 years.
#47 - anon (08/14/2012) [-]
I would like to apologize for this breed of Americans. They have very low working intelligence, are terrible with other pets, and are naturally very prone to hurting themselves through sheer stupidity. I assure you, however, that there are many other breeds of American who are nothing like this one.
#139 - **Ejvind rolls 746** Come at me. 03/15/2012 on oh csi, u so crazy 0
#312 - I didn't account for the electron because yes, whilst I know i…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2012 on HOW TO GET RICH QUICK. +1
#338 - physicscorrected (01/18/2012) [-]
Well neither did i in my calculations, not that it matters since its mass is 10^-4 of the protons mass so it will hardly show up.
#300 - I live in England. Also, it does not devalue my point at all. … 01/18/2012 on HOW TO GET RICH QUICK. 0
#282 - That's not how it works. Also, there isn't 100,000 grams in a …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2012 on HOW TO GET RICH QUICK. +1
#302 - crackboots (01/18/2012) [-]
there is 1000,00 or in a way you understand 1000(decimal point)00
minus 1 leads to 999(decimal point)99
#291 - huzkeh (01/18/2012) [-]
*facepalm*

Ejvind, , and . have a different purpose in EU and US.
User avatar #300 - Ejvind (01/18/2012) [-]
I live in England. Also, it does not devalue my point at all. If you had 999.994 grams, just by the use of sig figs, it would be rounded up.
#277 - Yes, but it's a 9 after that decimal, meaning you would round …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/18/2012 on HOW TO GET RICH QUICK. 0
#279 - crackboots (01/18/2012) [-]
yes but 1kg = 1000 gram
ergo .999994kg is 999,994 gram.
rounded to the second decimal is 999,99 gram.
User avatar #282 - Ejvind (01/18/2012) [-]
That's not how it works. Also, there isn't 100,000 grams in a kilogram, there's 1000.
#302 - crackboots (01/18/2012) [-]
there is 1000,00 or in a way you understand 1000(decimal point)00
minus 1 leads to 999(decimal point)99
#291 - huzkeh (01/18/2012) [-]
*facepalm*

Ejvind, , and . have a different purpose in EU and US.
User avatar #300 - Ejvind (01/18/2012) [-]
I live in England. Also, it does not devalue my point at all. If you had 999.994 grams, just by the use of sig figs, it would be rounded up.
#273 - If it was rounded, it would be 1kg.  [+] (7 new replies) 01/18/2012 on HOW TO GET RICH QUICK. +1
#274 - crackboots (01/18/2012) [-]
rounded to 2 decimal points
meaning you round up after the second digit after the decimal, like 3,14 for pi.
User avatar #277 - Ejvind (01/18/2012) [-]
Yes, but it's a 9 after that decimal, meaning you would round it up to 1kg. Pi is rounded to 3,14 because the next digit is 1. It it were 3.149 it would be rounded to 3.15.
#279 - crackboots (01/18/2012) [-]
yes but 1kg = 1000 gram
ergo .999994kg is 999,994 gram.
rounded to the second decimal is 999,99 gram.
User avatar #282 - Ejvind (01/18/2012) [-]
That's not how it works. Also, there isn't 100,000 grams in a kilogram, there's 1000.
#302 - crackboots (01/18/2012) [-]
there is 1000,00 or in a way you understand 1000(decimal point)00
minus 1 leads to 999(decimal point)99
#291 - huzkeh (01/18/2012) [-]
*facepalm*

Ejvind, , and . have a different purpose in EU and US.
User avatar #300 - Ejvind (01/18/2012) [-]
I live in England. Also, it does not devalue my point at all. If you had 999.994 grams, just by the use of sig figs, it would be rounded up.
#271 - Incorrect. One proton weights approximately 1.673 *10^ -27 kil…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/18/2012 on HOW TO GET RICH QUICK. +12
#309 - physicscorrected (01/18/2012) [-]
I seriously can't believe i made an account just to reply to this shit.
But that just shows how much i hate idiots thinking they know stuff and then posts about it.
First yes your calculations are correct but you havent taken fission(yes look it up) into account nor the electron that will have to be removed aswell.


So the best way to deal with this:
1kg pure mercury with a standard atomic weight of 200.59 g/mol means it has :
1000g/(200.59g/mol) = 4.9853 mol (if you want the amount of atoms it's simply the amount of mol times avogadros constant)
gold has an atomic weight of 196.966569 g/mol
Now we have the same amount of atoms in our mix of gold:
4.9853 mol * 0.196966569 kg/mol= 0.98194 kg

So infact we would get 0.98194 kg gold from 1 kg mercury.

Physic'd (even tough this falls under chemistry) .


And would people stop posting like they know everything about stuff they suck at!?

User avatar #312 - Ejvind (01/18/2012) [-]
I didn't account for the electron because yes, whilst I know it will have to be removed, theOH PEEnever stated it.
#338 - physicscorrected (01/18/2012) [-]
Well neither did i in my calculations, not that it matters since its mass is 10^-4 of the protons mass so it will hardly show up.
User avatar #284 - pocoloco (01/18/2012) [-]
perfect... couldn't have said that better myself now this is a guy that understands physics
#272 - crackboots (01/18/2012) [-]
0.99999488564kg
i rounded it to 2 digits seemed fair enough and it was totally not a guess or something
User avatar #273 - Ejvind (01/18/2012) [-]
If it was rounded, it would be 1kg.
#274 - crackboots (01/18/2012) [-]
rounded to 2 decimal points
meaning you round up after the second digit after the decimal, like 3,14 for pi.
User avatar #277 - Ejvind (01/18/2012) [-]
Yes, but it's a 9 after that decimal, meaning you would round it up to 1kg. Pi is rounded to 3,14 because the next digit is 1. It it were 3.149 it would be rounded to 3.15.
#279 - crackboots (01/18/2012) [-]
yes but 1kg = 1000 gram
ergo .999994kg is 999,994 gram.
rounded to the second decimal is 999,99 gram.
User avatar #282 - Ejvind (01/18/2012) [-]
That's not how it works. Also, there isn't 100,000 grams in a kilogram, there's 1000.
#302 - crackboots (01/18/2012) [-]
there is 1000,00 or in a way you understand 1000(decimal point)00
minus 1 leads to 999(decimal point)99
#291 - huzkeh (01/18/2012) [-]
*facepalm*

Ejvind, , and . have a different purpose in EU and US.
User avatar #300 - Ejvind (01/18/2012) [-]
I live in England. Also, it does not devalue my point at all. If you had 999.994 grams, just by the use of sig figs, it would be rounded up.
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#78 - kinno **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #79 to #99 - Ejvind (06/16/2011) [-]
I.. what? I don't even hate furries.
#80 to #100 - kinno **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #81 to #101 - Ejvind (06/16/2011) [-]
I don't hate furries, she was just a crrrrrrrrrrrrazy bitch x]
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User avatar #77 - Ghostdoom (05/08/2011) [-]
What?
User avatar #54 - Ackabooga (09/20/2010) [-]
please ignore the idiots. you made one dumb comment and had the misfortune of a squeaky military brat make an example of you.
User avatar #56 to #72 - thatcreepyguy (09/20/2010) [-]
i suppose youre right, its just one comment
User avatar #46 - Fwimble (09/20/2010) [-]
You are a soldier of funnyjunk. One who should be executed from the site. DO NOT disrespect the military. I can GUARANTEE you would be dead right now if not for them. The do not kill innocent people. The kill people who kill innocent people. I'm done now, ready your response if you want.
User avatar #53 to #64 - Ackabooga (09/20/2010) [-]
they kill more innocents than the people they are fighting ever did, but you cant blame them for not mutinying. it was one damn comment that faggot happened to choose to put in his faggy rant. leave this guy alone. if it wasnt for american military, most of the wars currently going on would not be happening. osama bin laden would not have declared war on the us if we didnt intervene in somalia.
User avatar #51 to #64 - DakotaXV (09/20/2010) [-]
Agreed
User avatar #62 to #69 - Ejvind (09/21/2010) [-]
I'm sorry, I can't dins your last comment.
Link please?
User avatar #64 to #80 - DakotaXV (09/21/2010) [-]
Link to what?
User avatar #32 - thatcreepyguy (09/20/2010) [-]
go **** yourself dude, go die in a fire
User avatar #38 to #50 - DakotaXV (09/20/2010) [-]
Duuuuuudeeeeeeeee your avi is so much beeettttterrrr
User avatar #37 to #50 - sillypiggy (09/20/2010) [-]
you first because he isnt the one that made a stupid rant about a stupid wrong opinion get to the front page
User avatar #55 to #55 - thatcreepyguy (09/20/2010) [-]
you know what an 'opinion' is right? something that cant be proven, so how can it be wrong?
User avatar #58 to #73 - Ejvind (09/21/2010) [-]
Then, my good friend, how am I wrong?
User avatar #75 to #76 - thatcreepyguy (09/21/2010) [-]
youre not, i just disagree with it
User avatar #44 to #57 - sillypiggy (09/20/2010) [-]
not to mention while i do not hate soldiers the guy that made that post is stupid and doesnt even know his history right
User avatar #48 to #62 - DakotaXV (09/20/2010) [-]
Im sure he knows more than both of you put together.... Besides if you hate soldiers you hate you country cuz they are trying to protect your country.
User avatar #59 to #66 - Ejvind (09/21/2010) [-]
He seems to know that Communist Paratroopers are also Nazis.

Wait what?
User avatar #57 to #66 - sillypiggy (09/20/2010) [-]
i dont hate soldiers i hate the war we are in that kills soldiers
User avatar #42 to #57 - sillypiggy (09/20/2010) [-]
well its true and stupid stuff like this is getting to the front page. this is called funnyjunk not political junk
User avatar #27 - bagelsntoast (09/20/2010) [-]
i agree with you . the war is a waste of time.
User avatar #23 - DakotaXV (09/20/2010) [-]
you should go to hell for what you said about armys you troll
User avatar #40 to #41 - sillypiggy (09/20/2010) [-]
its not his fault some idoit got so angry and made a rant stupid rant about it
User avatar #49 to #59 - sillypiggy (09/20/2010) [-]
a good troll is someone that makes me feel bad about my self a bad troll is one that makes me feel better about myself
User avatar #30 to #41 - bagelsntoast (09/20/2010) [-]
he should go to hell for thinking that we shouldn't shoot and kill innocent people, that makes perfect sense.
User avatar #31 to #48 - DakotaXV (09/20/2010) [-]
He pretty much said that people in the army are bad because they kill. They kill for our country and he says thats wrong. Yea that makes sense...
User avatar #33 to #49 - bagelsntoast (09/20/2010) [-]
well actually i'm from canada so they don't kill for my country. and in my opinion killing any body is wrong
User avatar #34 to #51 - DakotaXV (09/20/2010) [-]
Oh well i understand that your from Canada but the U.S. army is trying to protect our country. Im not sure if you know this sense your from Canada but on sept. 11 2001 a terrorist hijacked a plain and ran it into the world trade center. Thousands died. The U.S army is trying to protect us from things like that and he said they are bad for that...thats why everybody is hating on him.
User avatar #60 to #52 - Ejvind (09/21/2010) [-]
So, who committed that atrocity?
Al Qaeda right?

Bin Laden runs Al Qaeda. Bin Laden is related to the Saudi Arabian royal family.
They are believed to fund Al Qaeda.

The Saudi Arabian royal family where also on the only flight in the US.
To their home country. Without even being questioned.

You used 9/11 as an excuse to invade Iraq for it's oil.
User avatar #63 to #78 - DakotaXV (09/21/2010) [-]
No we are not using 9/11 to invade Iraq out of its oil!

First of all we are done with the war in Iraq we are in Afghanistan now.

Second i dont know where you are from but if somebody invaded your country, crashing an airplane into a major building and killing thousands of people, your saying you would just let it go? NO YOU WOULDNT! So dont you dare say that we used 9/11 to OUR ADVANTAGES! The solders are just doing their job. The GOVERNMENT is the **** .
User avatar #65 to #81 - Ejvind (09/21/2010) [-]
So, if you haven't used it to your advantage, why aren't you in Saudi Arabia?
User avatar #66 to #83 - DakotaXV (09/21/2010) [-]
Because Saudi Arabia didn't hijack a plane and crash it into one of our major structures... '


If your country got bombed buy Russia are you gonna go off and attack Germany?
User avatar #67 to #84 - Ejvind (09/21/2010) [-]
Yes they did.

Read my comments on here.

http://funnyjunk.com/showcomment/10385164/#c78
User avatar #68 to #85 - DakotaXV (09/21/2010) [-]
Well, I guess its a possibility that the GOVERNMENT attacked for oil, but the main thin is you said the solders. The government is a load of crap i will agree with you on that, but thats not saying Americas people is crap to, cuz we are not, so the main thing is that i just got mad because you said the solders were bad
User avatar #69 to #86 - Ejvind (09/21/2010) [-]
I jave nothing against soldiers.
I don't want any soldier to get hurt, apart from monsters like Al Ghraib.

I have a problem with what soldiers do.
They have the highest civilian casualty rates in America.
You shoot your ALLIES.
User avatar #70 to #87 - DakotaXV (09/21/2010) [-]
I have never heard of U.S. shooting other U.S. solders... Where did you hear this>?
User avatar #71 to #88 - Ejvind (09/21/2010) [-]
British Soldiers. Canadian Soldiers.

Don't worry, we hear about it a lot.
You don't because they're not your soldiers dying.
User avatar #72 to #89 - DakotaXV (09/21/2010) [-]
Really!? I wasn't aware of this when did this happen?
#74 to #91 - DakotaXV (09/21/2010) [-]
Well a lot of that is just malfunctions in the equipment. Like the tank locking on to the wrong people. I know a lot of people will say " Well they want you to think its an accident!" But i dont believe we would really mean to shot Allys unless they shot first.

Ok Bottom line!_____________________________________________

Ok now for the point of this conversation.

Solders = good
Gov't = ****

Agreed?
User avatar #35 to #52 - bagelsntoast (09/20/2010) [-]
actually he didn't say they are bad for that, actually he said, he didn't like them killing innocent people, which the us army does do.
User avatar #36 to #53 - DakotaXV (09/20/2010) [-]
No, the U.S. army kills people threatening us. They dont kill civilians, only the people trying to kill us.
User avatar #43 to #54 - bagelsntoast (09/20/2010) [-]
thats what they want you to think. do u really think when they go over and bomb iraq not a single person but the soldiers fighitng in the war die?
User avatar #45 to #61 - DakotaXV (09/20/2010) [-]
Well im sure some do and yes that is a tragedy BUT they dont do it on purpose
User avatar #47 to #63 - bagelsntoast (09/20/2010) [-]
that still doesn't make it right
User avatar #50 to #65 - DakotaXV (09/20/2010) [-]
But its more right than wrong. They are trying to do good and sometimes a mistake happens its not there fault
User avatar #52 to #68 - bagelsntoast (09/20/2010) [-]
it's actually not good they're doing. what they're doing is called revenge. do you think it's good if one kid takes another kids cookie so the other kid punches him in the face, no, they're both wrong. didn't u ever learned that 2 wrongs don't make a right and if you fight fire with fire you just get more fire.
User avatar #61 to #70 - DakotaXV (09/21/2010) [-]
But i dont think you understand The GOVERNMENT is th one starting the wars. The SOLDERS are not bad. He said the solders are bad but its the government thats really doing all the bad **** .
User avatar #76 to #79 - bagelsntoast (09/21/2010) [-]
the soldiers are full of idiots who think "oh cool i'll join the army it'll be just like call of duty.". and both the government are to blame the government for sending them out there the soldiers who choose to partake in it. its not like vietnam, your not forced to join the army anymore.
User avatar #28 to #41 - Mangoez (09/20/2010) [-]
Iv'e seriously seen you a bunch of times on this site and your really pissing me off with this up tight religious **** . stfu because no one wants religion stuffed down their throat
User avatar #29 to #46 - DakotaXV (09/20/2010) [-]
lol hey newfag, this has nothing to do with religion so you can go shove it up your ass and if you dont like me block me.... it doesn't take rocket science to figure out how to click a simple button so get over yourself
#24 to #41 - theJordinator (09/20/2010) [-]
I second that motion.
User avatar #26 to #42 - Pedobear Sr (09/20/2010) [-]
I third that motion in the name of the Great Spirit.
User avatar #25 to #42 - DakotaXV (09/20/2010) [-]
Lol hell yea
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User avatar #21 to #38 - Ejvind (09/20/2010) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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User avatar #8 - Banerang (07/17/2010) [-]
Your request has been done. Come see it ASAP:
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User avatar #6 - PizzaRat (07/14/2010) [-]
I have your bukkit
User avatar #7 to #8 - Ejvind (07/14/2010) [-]
NOOOOOOO!
#1 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (02/27/2010) [-]
1st

Congratz on losing comment virginity :D

#3 to #1 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (06/24/2010) [-]
Also, I have a friend with your name.

I never thought I'd see it anywhere else :P
User avatar #4 to #5 - Ejvind (06/24/2010) [-]
Lol x].

It's my middle name.

Denmark & England, FTW.
#5 to #6 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (06/24/2010) [-]
Denmark makes some DAMN good pastry... XP
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