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#169 - abstractpink (07/12/2014) [-]
God bless Egypt
#172 to #171 - EjaculationMan (07/12/2014) [-]
have a picture of vin diesel in egypt, not a single **** was given to vin diesel that day
#173 to #172 - abstractpink (07/12/2014) [-]
Just sounds to me like Egyptians have they priorities right
#174 to #173 - EjaculationMan (07/12/2014) [-]
indeed we does, none ever recognized him he put that picture on facebook with title "hiding in plain sight" and even if someone did recognized him they probably though it cant be him.
#147 - syrianassassin (06/29/2014) [-]
**syrianassassin rolls 1**/11 JIHAD OUT OF 						*******					 NOWHERE!!!!
**syrianassassin rolls 1**/11 JIHAD OUT OF ******* NOWHERE!!!!
User avatar #148 to #147 - syrianassassin (06/29/2014) [-]
this ramadan is not good for me
User avatar #149 to #148 - EjaculationMan (06/29/2014) [-]
its almost a trips
#150 to #149 - syrianassassin (06/29/2014) [-]
no!!   
i failed    
   
btw, i am syrian, so now you have a rock headed person from 7alab ready to lurk the hell out of your profile
no!!
i failed

btw, i am syrian, so now you have a rock headed person from 7alab ready to lurk the hell out of your profile
User avatar #151 to #150 - EjaculationMan (06/29/2014) [-]
cool, but isn't syria is ****** with civil-war and **** now? how are you on the internet and all?
#152 to #151 - syrianassassin (06/29/2014) [-]
>me   
>live in syria   
   
						*****					 u wot m8! i live in kuwait. and work and study there since i am born
>me
>live in syria

***** u wot m8! i live in kuwait. and work and study there since i am born
User avatar #153 to #152 - EjaculationMan (06/29/2014) [-]
so you're from kuwait not syria >_>
#154 to #153 - syrianassassin (06/29/2014) [-]
im syrian i live in kuwait
User avatar #155 to #154 - EjaculationMan (06/29/2014) [-]
your parents were syrian you mean, if you were born in kuwait then you're a kuwaity
#156 to #155 - syrianassassin (06/29/2014) [-]
im syrian!!!!

dad is Syrian (his father is Syrian and mother is Turkish)
mom is Jordanian/Palestinian (her father is Jordanian/Palestinian and mother is Lebanese).

while the Race mixing in process happened in Kuwait, get it???? i am not Kuwaiti


but i live in kuwait
#157 to #156 - EjaculationMan (06/29/2014) [-]
i get it but you were born in kuwait and live in kuwait so.....you're a kuwaiti
#158 to #157 - syrianassassin (06/29/2014) [-]
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!


it is like saying the Israeli person living in Egypt is egyptian.
#159 to #158 - EjaculationMan (06/29/2014) [-]
if he was born in egypt and lived in it he is egyptian
if he was born in egypt and lived in it he is egyptian
#160 to #159 - syrianassassin (06/29/2014) [-]
that 						**********					 doesn't work in here
that ********** doesn't work in here
#161 to #160 - EjaculationMan (06/29/2014) [-]
well think about it, you lived your whole life in kuwait so you act like a kuwaiti and talk like one and eat their food and everything, the only thing you get from your parent's nationality is how you look and some few habits and accent.
User avatar #162 to #161 - syrianassassin (06/29/2014) [-]
this does not work here
User avatar #134 - puffyclouds (06/19/2014) [-]
omg thanks :3
<3
User avatar #136 to #135 - puffyclouds (06/19/2014) [-]
<3 <3 <3 <3
#129 - abstractpink (06/19/2014) [-]
لماذا تمتص كثيرا القضيبلماذا تمتص كثيرا القضيب
لماذا تمتص كثيرا القضيبلماذا تمتص كثيرا القضيب

#130 to #129 - EjaculationMan (06/19/2014) [-]
at lest make a space between القضيبلماذا &lt;&lt;&lt; القضيب لماذا  its so bad it makes me cringe
at lest make a space between القضيبلماذا <<< القضيب لماذا its so bad it makes me cringe
User avatar #131 to #130 - abstractpink (06/19/2014) [-]
لماذا تمتص كثيرا القضيب لماذا تمتص كثيرا القضيب

Like this, no?
#133 to #132 - abstractpink (06/19/2014) [-]
ty

I think Lily tried telling me the correct phrase at some point, but this is just so much funnier because it makes sense to no one, not even people who speak Arabic
#105 - Hitcher (05/22/2014) [-]
I wasn't prepared
#106 to #105 - EjaculationMan (05/22/2014) [-]
aaaahaha, i understood it that some random girl put a picture with you in it without knowing stalking like why the so fascinated look?
#107 to #106 - Hitcher (05/22/2014) [-]
Idk I'm not very photogenic so I may as well make the photos funny
Idk I'm not very photogenic so I may as well make the photos funny
#108 to #107 - EjaculationMan (05/22/2014) [-]
yeah tell me about it, im the opposite of photogenic but damn i make funny photos.
#109 to #108 - Hitcher (05/22/2014) [-]
Join my cult
#110 to #109 - EjaculationMan (05/22/2014) [-]
couldn't find a blanket since its hot in here, hope a towel isn't against the cult's beliefs
#111 to #110 - Hitcher (05/22/2014) [-]
We don't discriminate in the Blanket Bandits
#103 - Hitcher (04/16/2014) [-]
I like ur avatar.   
I've always appreciated it.   
It's cool.   
   
kthxbai
I like ur avatar.
I've always appreciated it.
It's cool.

kthxbai
#104 to #103 - EjaculationMan (04/16/2014) [-]
and i always appreciated your comic, you might not be the funniest but i enjoy your art style and its always a fun read .
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User avatar #88 to #86 - EjaculationMan (11/15/2012) [-]
howdy to you to partner
User avatar #85 - snakefire (11/15/2012) [-]
Hi
User avatar #89 to #87 - snakefire (11/15/2012) [-]
Not much you?
User avatar #90 to #89 - EjaculationMan (11/15/2012) [-]
kinda busy helping a friend moving out atm, so much **** to carry can't feel my hands.
User avatar #91 to #90 - snakefire (11/15/2012) [-]
I know the feel
User avatar #92 to #91 - EjaculationMan (11/15/2012) [-]
i got 3 friend invites from you/itsmypenis/snakefire at the same time, you guys are friends or what?
User avatar #93 to #92 - snakefire (11/15/2012) [-]
I'm friends with itsmypenis
#48 - toxicrainbowbunnie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#47 - lolzordz (02/11/2012) [-]
**lolzordz rolls 48**
User avatar #19 - fifiandjackie (12/27/2011) [-]
Hey! I added you cos your username made me lul
#21 to #59 - qwaszxerdfcvpol (12/27/2011) [-]
Hey if you know Fi can you PLEASE tell her to respond to my pms!
User avatar #22 to #60 - EjaculationMan (12/27/2011) [-]
i don't know her personally she just added me cuz she liked my user name as you see, maybe try leaving a comment on her profile?
#23 to #61 - qwaszxerdfcvpol (12/27/2011) [-]
I know her personally and I kinda want to sex her...but she's ignoring me.
User avatar #32 to #64 - saratheanusinvader (01/03/2012) [-]
LAWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
#33 to #72 - EjaculationMan (01/03/2012) [-]
iknorite?
iknorite?
User avatar #34 to #73 - saratheanusinvader (01/03/2012) [-]
i know D;
i thought qwaszxerdfcvpol and me would last forever
User avatar #37 to #76 - EjaculationMan (01/03/2012) [-]
well anyway, how is your day?
did you celebrate 2012 in front of pc like me?
User avatar #38 to #77 - saratheanusinvader (01/03/2012) [-]
i wish, i slept. i was gonna go out, but no, i slept through new years until 3am and then everyone was too drunk to give a **** about me, so i just watched the office.
it was okay.
#39 to #78 - EjaculationMan (01/03/2012) [-]
i guess we can say you slept for a year!
i guess we can say you slept for a year!
#40 to #79 - saratheanusinvader (01/03/2012) [-]
omg more spongebob gifs. i saved over 80 yesterday
#41 to #80 - EjaculationMan (01/03/2012) [-]
i don't have that many spogebob gifs
i don't have that many spogebob gifs
User avatar #42 to #81 - saratheanusinvader (01/03/2012) [-]
want some? 3;
User avatar #43 to #82 - EjaculationMan (01/03/2012) [-]
nah not a big fan, but show me some of your reaction pictures that you don't get to use D:
#44 to #83 - saratheanusinvader (01/03/2012) [-]
probably that. :c
probably that. :c
#45 to #84 - EjaculationMan (01/03/2012) [-]
never used this one :&lt;
never used this one :<
#27 to #64 - qwaszxerdfcvpol (12/27/2011) [-]
Man, Have you SEEN her IRL?? dat body dat face
#28 to #66 - EjaculationMan (12/27/2011) [-]
that doesn't mean you should turn to a creep and start stalking her..
#29 to #67 - qwaszxerdfcvpol (12/27/2011) [-]
If you've seen that brazilian irish asian latina hunk of sexy irl you would know what I mean. I'm not stalking her though...
#31 to #69 - qwaszxerdfcvpol (12/27/2011) [-]
She said she'll probably post a pic of herself when she gets more friends on fj. When you see her you'll **** bricks cos of dat ass and dat exquisite face.
User avatar #24 to #62 - fifiandjackie (12/27/2011) [-]
Dude. What the **** , I told you I don't know you.
#26 to #63 - qwaszxerdfcvpol (12/27/2011) [-]
It's not my fault you're ******* hot.
#3 - bobJML (12/22/2011) [-]
I like your username.
I like your username.
#4 to #37 - EjaculationMan (12/22/2011) [-]
why, ty good sir.
#5 to #38 - bobJML (12/22/2011) [-]
SO WHAT'S UP?
#6 to #39 - EjaculationMan (12/22/2011) [-]
not much just stalking other people's profiles, while making my way up in comment ranks.
#7 to #40 - bobJML (12/22/2011) [-]
lol I remember when I actually cared about my ranks.
#8 to #41 - EjaculationMan (12/22/2011) [-]
oh well i mainly enjoy giving people some lulz with comments.
#14 to #42 - bobJML (12/24/2011) [-]
I use to be the same way, until I took an arrow in the ass.
I use to be the same way, until I took an arrow in the ass.
#15 to #49 - EjaculationMan (12/24/2011) [-]
well i certainly hope i won't receive an arrow in my ass, but for now the "post your picture" thread is full of lulz
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