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#32 - I think the female protag won't have a dick. Unless that was h… 08/18/2016 on Oddly Satisfying... 0
#31 - Picture 08/18/2016 on My Life In Memes Part 10 +15
#128 - Admin, you have quite a backlog. Harambe is still in the ground. 08/18/2016 on Admin sings "ll Make a Man... 0
#127 - Well, she about to get *********** by that scope. 08/18/2016 on Admin sings "ll Make a Man... 0
#73 - You joke about that now but wait till Abdul and Achmed get the idea. 08/18/2016 on We Are The Colonies +5
#97 - Si vis pacem, para bellum.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2016 on How to Properly Pew Pew +1
#142 - anon (08/18/2016) [-]
This saying basically means "cold wars are like the best thing ever"
#94 - I think the teacup grip makes sense if you want to stand sidew…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2016 on How to Properly Pew Pew 0
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#252 - jzwangpk (08/19/2016) [-]
Yeah, but this ain't the age of ye olde duel. If you're so much in the open that turning sideways would actually significantly reduce your chances of being hit then you're doing something wrong, lol.

Also plate carriers have the most protection in the front and back, which is another reason it's better to be square with your target. If you turn sideways you can take a shot in the armpit which will seriously put a damper on your day. Or life.
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#257 - Einsty (08/19/2016) [-]
Good old punctured lung.
#19 - The american one. 08/18/2016 on unique +2
#117 - Nah, I live home where I belong. My country flag should have g…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2016 on Trump comp: possibly Ivanka... 0
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#150 - tyrantvirus (08/18/2016) [-]
Oh, ok... I just thought because you were specifically talking about Austrians as well lol

Anyway, glad that Zeman is the president and not Schwarzenberg, otherwise I think the situation in Czech Rep. would look similar to Austria
#145720 - Wha-what am I, ******* gay? 08/18/2016 on Nice Board :-) 0