Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Eggerz    

Rank #17703 on Comments
Eggerz Avatar Level 153 Comments: Faptastic
Offline
Send mail to Eggerz Block Eggerz Invite Eggerz to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 35
Date Signed Up:12/14/2009
Last Login:7/10/2014
Location:Minnesota
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#17703
Highest Content Rank:#4002
Highest Comment Rank:#8523
Content Thumbs: 1529 total,  1947 ,  418
Comment Thumbs: 566 total,  1113 ,  547
Content Level Progress: 31% (31/100)
Level 114 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 115 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 153 Comments: Faptastic → Level 154 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:0
Content Views:83243
Times Content Favorited:71 times
Total Comments Made:746
FJ Points:2015

latest user's comments

#66 - good guys and gals Bungie. 12/28/2013 on Faith in humanity restored 0
#11 - I-im looking for a girl..... HHAHAHAH AINT WE ALL?!?!? 12/28/2013 on Netflix be like +8
#73 - because no one gives a **** . it's a seat, with cr… 12/28/2013 on bus seats +1
#174 - Don't forget that Jaws finds a girlfriend in that movie, too.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on the queen 0
User avatar #175 - fgtometer (12/27/2013) [-]
I know, I just saw it recently. Cheese overload
#55 - i used to have this dream that i was popping my zits and the s… 12/26/2013 on I found this in my External... 0
#163 - well then you best not drive your car, as that is powered by f… 12/26/2013 on veggie heads 0
#6 - Love that movie, starts out with gore.....no waiting. 12/25/2013 on Dafaq?! 0
#43 - my family consisted of many officers in the French Army in the…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2013 on Checkmate,mate 0
#52 - mankey (12/25/2013) [-]
Well then yours would most likely have some crossed swords or axes and red to signify military, Blue and fleur-de-lis to signify French heritage. Possibly a small rendering of the chateau on the top of the shield.

The rest would incorporate more things about you, usually your job, personality, possibly a few puns or play on words involving your family name etc.
#82 - Picture 12/25/2013 on Well, Everyone knows that 0
#81 - im drinking Jameson tonight. damn is it good...... 12/25/2013 on Well, Everyone knows that 0
#17 - now that is awesome.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Checkmate,mate +2
User avatar #18 - mankey (12/25/2013) [-]
I'm sure the College of Heralds is still around and if you can trace any of your lineage back to some noble in the past, they can make you a unique coat of arms incorporating stuff about you. It'll tell people if you're married, have children, had an affair, who your ancestors were, what your profession is, what country you're from etc.

However I think their fees start in the thousands of pounds, even more if they have to dig up your family tree themselves.
User avatar #43 - Eggerz (12/25/2013) [-]
my family consisted of many officers in the French Army in the 17th and 18th Century. There is also a chateau in Dordogne that bears my family name.
#52 - mankey (12/25/2013) [-]
Well then yours would most likely have some crossed swords or axes and red to signify military, Blue and fleur-de-lis to signify French heritage. Possibly a small rendering of the chateau on the top of the shield.

The rest would incorporate more things about you, usually your job, personality, possibly a few puns or play on words involving your family name etc.
#23 - marry that girl, immediately. 12/25/2013 on T-those aren't roses, I smell. 0
#15 - is that the british royal family crest?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/25/2013 on Checkmate,mate 0
#16 - mankey (12/25/2013) [-]
Kind of, that's just the shield. The proper crest has loads of fancy shit too surrounding it and they all mean different things.
User avatar #17 - Eggerz (12/25/2013) [-]
now that is awesome.
User avatar #18 - mankey (12/25/2013) [-]
I'm sure the College of Heralds is still around and if you can trace any of your lineage back to some noble in the past, they can make you a unique coat of arms incorporating stuff about you. It'll tell people if you're married, have children, had an affair, who your ancestors were, what your profession is, what country you're from etc.

However I think their fees start in the thousands of pounds, even more if they have to dig up your family tree themselves.
User avatar #43 - Eggerz (12/25/2013) [-]
my family consisted of many officers in the French Army in the 17th and 18th Century. There is also a chateau in Dordogne that bears my family name.
#52 - mankey (12/25/2013) [-]
Well then yours would most likely have some crossed swords or axes and red to signify military, Blue and fleur-de-lis to signify French heritage. Possibly a small rendering of the chateau on the top of the shield.

The rest would incorporate more things about you, usually your job, personality, possibly a few puns or play on words involving your family name etc.
#58 - found the vegan, guys  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2013 on veggie heads +1
User avatar #158 - emokoneko (12/25/2013) [-]
Oh, haha. So original. And no, not all vegans throw their lifestyle in other's faces. My husband and daughter aren't vegan or even vegetarian. My non-vegan friends can eat whatever they want around me without a single complaint. It's just a personal choice, one that someone shouldn't be hated or mocked for making or not making.
User avatar #163 - Eggerz (12/26/2013) [-]
well then you best not drive your car, as that is powered by fossil fuels, which is dead animal and plant matter refined into a burnable liquid.
#57 - vegans are those that want to throw their lifestyle in your fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2013 on veggie heads +1
#107 - themongoose (12/25/2013) [-]
#99 - moonraker  [+] (6 new replies) 12/25/2013 on the queen +1
User avatar #120 - fgtometer (12/25/2013) [-]
I just saw that recently, I thought it was awful!
User avatar #140 - enemyoftrn (12/25/2013) [-]
I like that cuz they have laser guns. And the female costume for the space station crew.
User avatar #134 - BmanX (12/25/2013) [-]
It's so bad, it's good, like most of Roger Moore's Bond films.
User avatar #169 - fgtometer (12/25/2013) [-]
I can dig that. It's no Die Another Day, anyway
User avatar #174 - Eggerz (12/27/2013) [-]
Don't forget that Jaws finds a girlfriend in that movie, too.
User avatar #175 - fgtometer (12/27/2013) [-]
I know, I just saw it recently. Cheese overload
#3 - Picture 12/22/2013 on Clever or Evil 0
#127 - Picture 12/22/2013 on Tumb1r (i) +1
#1 - nice to meet you, hi! my name is.....I FORGOT MY NAME! My … 12/22/2013 on Psychological nerve damage... 0
#5 - oh my **** . too bad i have to run the lowest sett… 12/22/2013 on Installed an ENB 0
#57 - Picture 12/22/2013 on Glass Car 0
#14 - serious talent there. they even look weathered....like they we… 12/22/2013 on Incredibly beautiful coins +1
#29 - when my grandparents or aunts and uncles ask me now what i wan…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2013 on Presents - Then and Now +2
#41 - refaim (12/22/2013) [-]
Next time just say you want an extra hug, old people eat that shit up.
#7 - i could fap to Tom Baker too 12/22/2013 on XXX NSA XXX +1
#93 - Willard Carroll "Trey" Smith III 12/22/2013 on His name is Trey if you care 0
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2400

Comments(0):

 

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
Anonymous commenting is allowed
No comments!
 Friends (0)