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Age: 35
Date Signed Up:12/14/2009
Last Login:4/25/2015
Location:Minnesota
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#128 - If i remember correctly, grandma has custody of the child and … 04/18/2015 on Ear Sex 0
#236 - No one deserves heartache? Oh you mean like the dude being cr… 03/30/2015 on cheating ex wants another... 0
#230 - Let's see, live life constantly wondering if they're ****…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/30/2015 on cheating ex wants another... +3
User avatar #242 - jokeface (03/30/2015) [-]
Right, and I'm not insisting that he reconcile with her. Like I said, I don't blame him for being unable to take her back. All I'm saying is that he could have expressed this inability without being an asshole about it.
#268 - vvthegreats (03/31/2015) [-]
Except he WASN'T an asshole, he was acting like a hurt man who was about marry, ironically, the woman he thought he loved. Imagine how you would feel if your soul mate just screwed somebody and calling you such profanities. I would lose my shit, but this guy kept his calm. Respect that aspect and then you'll see what is wrong with your ideology damn straight I said "wrong" .
User avatar #399 - jokeface (03/31/2015) [-]
I have imagined it, and I still disagree with him. He didn't keep his cool, he still held his grudge. It doesn't matter if he expressed it calmly or wildly. The point is he never let go of his anger, and that's something I can't support.
#404 - vvthegreats (03/31/2015) [-]
Then you haven't imagined hard enough. Actually, when the person YOU ARE ABOUT TO MARRY cheats on, I'd love to see your reaction. You will definitely not be calm and content as you proclaim to be.
User avatar #405 - jokeface (03/31/2015) [-]
Content? No, I'd be devastated. But calm? Not that difficult. Emotion isn't something that needs to be exhibited through violent outbursts. It can be restrained and civilized. I rarely ever yell when I'm angry, and when I do it feels fake. I've never felt a compulsion to outwardly express anger. One time I found out I had been catfished by a girl online, and my immediate reaction was to think: "Wow, most people would freak out right about now. I should do something to vent this rage I'm not actually feeling." So I punched a wall. And then I thought: "That was stupid. That didn't do anything. I didn't need to do that." So no, I really don't think I'd lose my composure if my fiance cheated.
#406 - vvthegreats (03/31/2015) [-]
Being catfished is a lot better than being cheated on by a fiance. Just saying. Also, you said that punching the wall was stupid AFTER you actually did the act, imagine what you would after finding your fiance fucking another dude in a house owned by you and your fiance. Seriously you just contradicted yourself haha.
User avatar #407 - jokeface (03/31/2015) [-]
True, I did tell myself that AFTER the fact. But I also had that moment before the wall punch where I was very self-aware and I suspected that this was going to be gratuitous. When I look back on that moment, I see myself from a third person perspective, and I see that my punch wasn't very dedicated. It was feeble and noncommittal. So, to clarify, I was thinking before, during, and after the punch, "This punch is unnecessary. I don't feel the anger necessary to motivate an act of violence."
#408 - vvthegreats (03/31/2015) [-]
And yet you did it anyway. Also, you could EASILY be lying to yourself.
User avatar #409 - jokeface (04/01/2015) [-]
I did it because part of me thought that was an appropriate reaction, and I do a lot of things that don't feel natural just because I think, "This is what I'm supposed to do." It's a result of being largely apathetic to the world around me, which itself is the result of prolonged internet addiction causing a psychosocial detachment from reality. At this point I'm basically a puppeteer of my own body. I don't feel things, I just pretend to.

And yes, now you're going to say, "Well most people do feel things and it causes them to react with large emotional outbursts or hold onto grudges because they're in too much pain to forgive." And my response to that is: Well, that sounds awfully primitive and dangerous. Wouldn't it be much easier to just train yourself to let go of those feelings so that you can be at peace with people instead of constantly hating them? I realize my own "training" was unintentional, but it certainly yielded a positive result.
#410 - vvthegreats (04/01/2015) [-]
NO, that's not I would've said. What I would've said was: You're arrogant if you think you've attained this peacefulness. NOW you're lying to yourself. You've never had this type of pain happen to you before so don't even try to act like you would know what you would do. Also, I again point to the fact that although you have attained this "peacefulness", which is complete and utter bullshit, you STILL went ahead and punched the wall and now you're trying to distance me from the fact that you were legitimately hurt. Why? Because you are consistently arguing against us whom have felt pain. Look at your thumbs versus the first person who responded to you. Yeah, you'd have NO FUCKING CLUE what you would do in that sort of situation.
User avatar #411 - jokeface (04/01/2015) [-]
Oh my God, you're right. Some faceless strangers on the internet bombarded me with red pixels. I have to change my whole life's outlook now. Thank you so much for opening my eyes.

*runs out the door, punching walls and crying*
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