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EaterofBabies

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:8/06/2010
Last Login:7/28/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#43049
Highest Comment Rank:#10591
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Total Comments Made:293
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#196 - This is a genuine question, but do Fj'ers have a big issue wit…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Bad days +1
#208 - xsilentwalrus (05/22/2015) [-]
The ironic part is, I just got a GF a few days ago
#198 - mikeoxlong (05/21/2015) [-]
I feel like a lot of the users here actually do have trouble because the have been brainwashed to think women actually want a spineless pussy of a man that bends over backwards to supplicate their every whim and worship the ground they stand on. Then they get treated like shit by every woman they've ever tried to talk to and retreat to a safe haven (the gym, sports, video games, jacking off, literally any sort of solitary or men-only pursuit pretty much), with the mentality that women are not to be trusted. But honestly though, why shouldn't they? These guys do everything society (women) tell them to be the perfect man and have a girl fall in love with them, only to be treated like a walking, talking ATM of actual money and emotional commitment/validation, with little to no effort or even respect from the female side of the relationship.

Once you figure out what women really want and realize they are all the same emotionally and ideologically, chasing girls becomes pretty unappealing, and you realize that you can get just about any woman you want whenever you want, with little to no commitment.

A woman will never like/love you for you, no matter what anyone tells you. She will only like/love how you make her feel. That's why women love jerks and are sexually disgusted by "nice guys"
User avatar #197 - italianfrosttroll (05/21/2015) [-]
Idunno, I'm married.
#80 - They better eat that quick, otherwise the pineapple is going t… 05/15/2015 on Swineapple +1
#3276 - Why must you do this, admin? 05/14/2015 on Show Admin how pretty you are +1
#6 - Man, just look at that tiny little dongle.  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2015 on We Found Him +11
User avatar #10 - Darianvincent (05/11/2015) [-]
Humans have the largest gentials of any primates apparently, even a gorillas is lower than asian tier.
User avatar #9 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (05/11/2015) [-]
>The myth of BBC exposed!
#23 - destroyerofcheese (05/11/2015) [-]
British Broadcasting Corporation?
User avatar #25 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (05/11/2015) [-]
big black british broadcasting corporation
User avatar #26 - destroyerofcheese (05/11/2015) [-]
Ah, the BBBBC. Of course.
#61 - My girlfriend has had gray hair since she was in middle school… 05/10/2015 on This is why I have trust... +2
#19 - But if they're your soulmate, then why would they leave you (o…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on You’re welcome 0
#22 - pariahlol (05/04/2015) [-]
Soulmates don't always end up together
#16 - Whenever I think of water-slides now, all I can imagine is hid…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Playing water slides =))) +19
User avatar #33 - Thundergod (05/02/2015) [-]
I can't, because it's silly to worry about unless you're the first person to go on the slide that day. Anyone after that doesn't have the time to stick a razor on anywhere.
User avatar #30 - uwbymannen (05/02/2015) [-]
Funny thing is that I once actually cut myself on a very steep water-slide a few years back.
#28 - fergin (05/02/2015) [-]
Somebody put a razor blad in the tube slide at the park near me.
User avatar #25 - justsomechickyo (05/02/2015) [-]
Me too....
#21 - saxong (05/02/2015) [-]
At least there're no hidden blades out this window...
#20 - anonrandom (05/02/2015) [-]
#28 - Are you telling me you don't have a rage-induced boner by carr… 04/25/2015 on Don't look at his dick 0
#17 - Who the **** eats blue cheese straight like that?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Life outside FJ +32
User avatar #53 - darkjustifier (04/22/2015) [-]
I like cheese
#37 - stokey (04/22/2015) [-]
i do and i don't have to justify
User avatar #30 - skullzero (04/22/2015) [-]
People who aren't scrubs and like blue cheese.
User avatar #24 - aejann (04/22/2015) [-]
Maximillion fucking Pegasus, pleb-boy
User avatar #22 - pokemonstheshiz (04/22/2015) [-]
I thought it's some weird ass cheesecake
#33 - boomerpyro (04/22/2015) [-]
blueberry zebra cheesecake, its usually made without the crust and jello since the blueberry can substitute jello and crust is gross with blueberries, then stored in a freezer until consumption, it's pretty good
#3178 - You can poke little slits on the pepper and boil it in hot wat… 04/07/2015 on /cooking/ board 0
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#71 - KevinPutt (05/07/2014) [-]
Hey! I'm the guy you talked about Smash Bros. with.  I would have PM'd you, but who checks PMs anymore? Anyway, I was wondering if you knew what Project64k is?   
If not, it's this program you can download to run N64 games on your computer. You can even set the controls for your keyboard for each separate game! I know you're probably thinking, "That sounds stupid" but even better, is that you can buy a N64 Controller adapter so you can use an N64 controller to play! Or if you don't own one, you can buy a N64 controller than plugs straight into the computer! (USB) I sound like a 			******		 advertiser. But, the BEST part... IS that you can play online! It even comes with the program! I actually use it every now and then to play Smash Bros. 64, and it's a lot of fun online with other people! I just wanted to let you know in case you wanted to try it out, it's pretty damned awesome. Highly recommend downloading it.
Hey! I'm the guy you talked about Smash Bros. with. I would have PM'd you, but who checks PMs anymore? Anyway, I was wondering if you knew what Project64k is?
If not, it's this program you can download to run N64 games on your computer. You can even set the controls for your keyboard for each separate game! I know you're probably thinking, "That sounds stupid" but even better, is that you can buy a N64 Controller adapter so you can use an N64 controller to play! Or if you don't own one, you can buy a N64 controller than plugs straight into the computer! (USB) I sound like a ****** advertiser. But, the BEST part... IS that you can play online! It even comes with the program! I actually use it every now and then to play Smash Bros. 64, and it's a lot of fun online with other people! I just wanted to let you know in case you wanted to try it out, it's pretty damned awesome. Highly recommend downloading it.
User avatar #72 to #71 - EaterofBabies (05/07/2014) [-]
Dude, that sounds ridiculously awesome! I'm going to check it out right now!
#74 to #72 - KevinPutt (05/07/2014) [-]
Oh, and there are some cons though.   
One is that you can't save during online play, and you can't load saves online either, so you couldn't play 2 player story modes unless you use a cheat to unlock all levels.   
But, you can use Gameshark codes online (simple to use) to unlock all characters in most games to use online. Oh, and also, there's a 2 player Super Mario 64. (You actually play as Luigi, who controls differently) and there's a fan made Super Mario 64 game called Star Road, by the same guy who made the original SM64 multiplayer. You can play Star Road 2 player as well (Online too, just press Z at the file select screen to unlock every level). There's usually only 4 games I play, which are   
Smash Bros. 64   
Super Mario 64 Multiplayer   
Super Mario Star Road (Single player and multiplayer)   
Mario Kart 64   
all 3 Mario Party games   
If you have any trouble figuring out how to use it, if you even want to use it, be sure to let me know and I'll be glad to help.
Oh, and there are some cons though.
One is that you can't save during online play, and you can't load saves online either, so you couldn't play 2 player story modes unless you use a cheat to unlock all levels.
But, you can use Gameshark codes online (simple to use) to unlock all characters in most games to use online. Oh, and also, there's a 2 player Super Mario 64. (You actually play as Luigi, who controls differently) and there's a fan made Super Mario 64 game called Star Road, by the same guy who made the original SM64 multiplayer. You can play Star Road 2 player as well (Online too, just press Z at the file select screen to unlock every level). There's usually only 4 games I play, which are
Smash Bros. 64
Super Mario 64 Multiplayer
Super Mario Star Road (Single player and multiplayer)
Mario Kart 64
all 3 Mario Party games
If you have any trouble figuring out how to use it, if you even want to use it, be sure to let me know and I'll be glad to help.
User avatar #75 to #74 - KevinPutt (05/08/2014) [-]
Did I say 4 games and then list like 7? derp
User avatar #73 to #72 - KevinPutt (05/07/2014) [-]
pj64k.blogspot.com/
Here is the most updated version, I think.
User avatar #66 - rcathell (09/09/2012) [-]
I would trade a TON of stuff for your scythe.
Anything I have dupes of that you need (which is quite a bit)
User avatar #67 to #66 - EaterofBabies (09/09/2012) [-]
It'd be really, really, REALLY tough to trade my scythe....but I am open to the idea.
User avatar #68 to #67 - rcathell (09/09/2012) [-]
make a list of stuff you need?
i can't really trade singles, but i've got a TON of dc dupes that don't drop anymore, ponies, raptors, orc, caesar, gems etc.
User avatar #69 to #68 - rcathell (09/09/2012) [-]
i'd also do the chronis and thumb coin
User avatar #62 - hereforfun (09/05/2012) [-]
would you do topaz for book of endless nightmares?
User avatar #64 to #62 - EaterofBabies (09/05/2012) [-]
Sorry there :/ I made a trade with someone else
User avatar #65 to #64 - hereforfun (09/05/2012) [-]
i realized after i posted :( its okay
User avatar #61 - estevan (09/05/2012) [-]
Emerald and topaz for gay gem :D
User avatar #63 to #61 - EaterofBabies (09/05/2012) [-]
yeah!
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User avatar #55 - ing (09/02/2012) [-]
THANK YOU SO MUCH <3
User avatar #56 to #55 - EaterofBabies (09/02/2012) [-]
Hahah you're very welcome :)
User avatar #57 to #56 - ing (09/02/2012) [-]
Anytime you need to trade, hit me up :)
User avatar #58 to #57 - EaterofBabies (09/02/2012) [-]
I will! And did you get my last two trades for William H H, and John Quincy Adams?
User avatar #59 to #58 - ing (09/02/2012) [-]
Sorry, didn't see them :P
User avatar #50 - ing (09/02/2012) [-]
anything I can trade for one of your coins? :)
User avatar #51 to #50 - EaterofBabies (09/02/2012) [-]
Would you like to make any offers? I'm really trying to reach 300 items today haha
User avatar #52 to #51 - ing (09/02/2012) [-]
Raptor, sewing mecha and 10 other items you need? :)
User avatar #53 to #52 - EaterofBabies (09/02/2012) [-]
Yeah! Do you want to set up the trade?
User avatar #54 to #53 - ing (09/02/2012) [-]
sure :) I'll send the trades, just tell me which other items you want :D
User avatar #49 - TheRetardedMule (08/28/2012) [-]
Bro I wanna sleep :P What you thinking
User avatar #46 - TheRetardedMule (08/28/2012) [-]
John Quincy Adams = 14k
Grover Cleveland = 14k
William McKinley = 15k
Lyndon Johnson = 16k
Dwight Eisenhower = 17k
Thomas Jefferson = 17k
=93k
+ any 2 dupes I have for 10k



User avatar #47 to #46 - EaterofBabies (08/28/2012) [-]
Hmmm, let me think about it..
User avatar #48 to #47 - TheRetardedMule (08/28/2012) [-]
this way you gain 6 new items ;)

or make up a combo of these + the veloSIRaptor and deal.
User avatar #44 - TheRetardedMule (08/28/2012) [-]
I was thinking of offering veloSIRaptor + other high value items, or items you do not have??
User avatar #43 - TheRetardedMule (08/28/2012) [-]
Good doing babies with you.

Now kind sir, I am in love with that coin of yours...

Could we trade some items for it? I would literally kiss you if you trade it with me :P
User avatar #45 to #43 - EaterofBabies (08/28/2012) [-]
What would you be willing to offer for it? And no problem with the babies. You can have the last two if you want
User avatar #35 - draqua (08/27/2012) [-]
why do you want to delete everything after you collected so much? :o
User avatar #36 to #35 - EaterofBabies (08/27/2012) [-]
This **** is depressing. This doesn't make me happy anymore, so I just want pinkie pie t get rid of it
#34 - thexiled (08/27/2012) [-]
What do you want for your extra fj coin there?
#33 - Njhockey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #31 - chewieisthebest (08/27/2012) [-]
what gets yr coin?
User avatar #26 - spicydorito (08/21/2012) [-]
what can i get for a rare crystal formation?
User avatar #27 to #26 - EaterofBabies (08/21/2012) [-]
How about a James Madison?
User avatar #28 to #27 - spicydorito (08/21/2012) [-]
no thanks
User avatar #29 to #28 - EaterofBabies (08/21/2012) [-]
Well what do you want for it
User avatar #30 to #29 - spicydorito (08/21/2012) [-]
i wanted your dupe strange cube but i see thats gone now
User avatar #22 - SniperShark (08/20/2012) [-]
magic mirror for your steel hammer and steel chisel ?
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User avatar #14 to #13 - EaterofBabies (08/19/2012) [-]
How much are you willing to trade for it?
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User avatar #16 to #15 - EaterofBabies (08/19/2012) [-]
Just traded for one :/
#17 to #16 - Njhockey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #18 to #17 - EaterofBabies (08/19/2012) [-]
If you're feeling extremely generous and since you have 3, what about a throwing star?
#19 to #18 - Njhockey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #20 to #19 - EaterofBabies (08/19/2012) [-]
Damn, then I don't think I can make a deal
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#6 - cooltrainergill (08/19/2012) [-]
Ho chi min and bubble crystal statue for your magical coal?
User avatar #7 to #6 - EaterofBabies (08/19/2012) [-]
Already have those two. Do you have anything I don't have for the coal?
#9 to #7 - cooltrainergill (08/19/2012) [-]
No, sorry, your collection is just so much better than the one I have lol
User avatar #10 to #9 - EaterofBabies (08/19/2012) [-]
What if I traded you my fire sword, sword of eternal burning, and red thumb guy for your magic shoes, hen statue, mossy pillar, mixing bowl, and something lol idk
#11 to #10 - cooltrainergill (08/19/2012) [-]
Absoloutley! Thats an amazing deal, thanks for the generosity lol
User avatar #12 to #11 - EaterofBabies (08/19/2012) [-]
No problem haha I'll do the trade things
User avatar #5 - frozenpickle (08/19/2012) [-]
thanks :)
User avatar #8 to #5 - EaterofBabies (08/19/2012) [-]
You're welcome!!
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