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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:11/13/2014
Location:under your bed
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Thumbs: 3106 total,  4501 ,  1395
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Total Comments Made:2211
FJ Points:3116
Not many pplz believe in being themselves, but this guy ~points to self~ does. The only things that win without contest are bacon (unless theres more bacon), chuck norris (only becuz bruce lee is no longer among us), and boobs (unless said boobs are blocked by bigger boobs). Video games rule, period. Chocolate can be a desert after anything, and i mean anything. The mind is limited only by the imagination and im lost in a nebula on the outer spiral arms of my minds galaxy man, im trippin balls!!

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#124 - OK, some people do leave animals in their vehicles for a short…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Breaking in 0
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#133 - lordogames (11/13/2014) [-]
Well, the dog in the gif looks like it's been in there for an unreasonable amount of time. And, at least in a few states (maybe the whole country) you're legally allowed to break a window if you feel the animal is in danger.
#218 - even if it were possible to land a human being on Jupiter they… 11/13/2014 on Today history has been made 0
#231 - as with all knives you get what you pay for DDR is ex… 11/13/2014 on Knife Pronz 0
#35 - I feel bad for the shorts 08/31/2014 on truth lasts the longest +4
#57 - milo is best child 08/31/2014 on "It's a kid's show" 0
#19 - -lowers head in shame- 08/31/2014 on airplane + lightning +... -1
#55 - oh don't you wink at me Bo Lin  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2014 on "It's a kid's show" 0
#56 - redblueyellow (08/31/2014) [-]
this better?
#57 - EKcEntRIC (08/31/2014) [-]
milo is best child
#6 - and this is how good posture can be helpful 08/31/2014 on Creative? 0
#385 - the only retarded thing I've done thus far is "feed"…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2014 on JUSTICE IS SERVED 0
#387 - anon (08/31/2014) [-]
#25 - if I ever meet someone named "Khaleesi" im going to … 08/31/2014 on TV Show Facts 0