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Age: 20
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#147 - See now, we have to change that. I down with…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on Durp's profile 0
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#148 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
I sent a text.
#145 - I mean, I blew a guy in the back of my car before. But that's…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Durp's profile 0
#146 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
I've never even had my first kiss.

We could text if you like?
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#147 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
See now, we have to change that.

I down with that~ I won't be able to reply until later! but it might be a decent idea to text rather than keep this up on fj hehe
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#148 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
I sent a text.
#143 - Would you believe me if I said I was as well? Eheh...  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Durp's profile 0
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#144 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
oh my..
I'm honestly getting a little hot and bothered...
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#145 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
I mean, I blew a guy in the back of my car before. But that's about all I've done.
Well, at least you know how I felt when you posted that picture. Ah, did I say that outloud?

I have to get off the computer, mind you because my sister wants to watch stuff. Mayybee if you're up when I get back we can continue this conversation?
#146 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
I've never even had my first kiss.

We could text if you like?
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#147 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
See now, we have to change that.

I down with that~ I won't be able to reply until later! but it might be a decent idea to text rather than keep this up on fj hehe
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#148 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
I sent a text.
#141 - Um, you're really ******* hot and I'd do some not so lady-like…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Durp's profile 0
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#142 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
Oh my >//>
Would you believe me if I said I was a virgin?
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#143 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Would you believe me if I said I was as well? Eheh...
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#144 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
oh my..
I'm honestly getting a little hot and bothered...
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#145 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
I mean, I blew a guy in the back of my car before. But that's about all I've done.
Well, at least you know how I felt when you posted that picture. Ah, did I say that outloud?

I have to get off the computer, mind you because my sister wants to watch stuff. Mayybee if you're up when I get back we can continue this conversation?
#146 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
I've never even had my first kiss.

We could text if you like?
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#147 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
See now, we have to change that.

I down with that~ I won't be able to reply until later! but it might be a decent idea to text rather than keep this up on fj hehe
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#148 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
I sent a text.
#139 - No sir, I am a lady...I totally wouldn't say anything inapprop…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on Durp's profile 0
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#140 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
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#137 - M-maybe when you're 18 I can finish it...  [+] (3 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Durp's profile 0
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#138 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
But I wanna know...
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#139 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
No sir, I am a lady...I totally wouldn't say anything inappropriate here..
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#140 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
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#135 - Uh, I mean, I'm totally innocent here.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Durp's profile 0
#136 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
ssso um.. what were you going to say?
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#137 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
M-maybe when you're 18 I can finish it...
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#138 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
But I wanna know...
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#139 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
No sir, I am a lady...I totally wouldn't say anything inappropriate here..
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#140 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
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#133 - and you're making me...no you know what? I'm not even g…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Durp's profile 0
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#134 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
Oh my...
#135 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Uh, I mean, I'm totally innocent here.
#136 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
ssso um.. what were you going to say?
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#137 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
M-maybe when you're 18 I can finish it...
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#138 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
But I wanna know...
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#139 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
No sir, I am a lady...I totally wouldn't say anything inappropriate here..
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#140 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
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#131 - um wow ok. Like I remembered you being cute but like...da…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Durp's profile 0
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#132 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
You're making me blush...
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#133 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
and you're making me...no you know what? I'm not even going to finish that sentence.
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#134 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
Oh my...
#135 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Uh, I mean, I'm totally innocent here.
#136 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
ssso um.. what were you going to say?
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#137 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
M-maybe when you're 18 I can finish it...
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#138 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
But I wanna know...
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#139 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
No sir, I am a lady...I totally wouldn't say anything inappropriate here..
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#140 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
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#129 - Oh **** you're like really, really good looking  [+] (11 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Durp's profile 0
#130 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
T-thank you...
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#131 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
um wow ok. Like I remembered you being cute but like...damn. Can you live in michigan plz?
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#132 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
You're making me blush...
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#133 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
and you're making me...no you know what? I'm not even going to finish that sentence.
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#134 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
Oh my...
#135 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Uh, I mean, I'm totally innocent here.
#136 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
ssso um.. what were you going to say?
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#137 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
M-maybe when you're 18 I can finish it...
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#138 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
But I wanna know...
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#139 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
No sir, I am a lady...I totally wouldn't say anything inappropriate here..
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#140 - venomousvalentine (12/02/2014) [-]
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#151 - murrlogic (04/12/2015) [-]
boop
#150 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/04/2014) [-]
Hope I'm not bothering you..
#149 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
Hi.
#100 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
Is it bad that I just woke up..
#141 to #100 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Um, you're really ******* hot and I'd do some not so lady-like stuff to you. That's all I'm gonna say <3
#142 to #141 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Oh my >//>
Would you believe me if I said I was a virgin?
#143 to #142 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Would you believe me if I said I was as well? Eheh...
#144 to #143 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
oh my..
I'm honestly getting a little hot and bothered...
#145 to #144 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
I mean, I blew a guy in the back of my car before. But that's about all I've done.
Well, at least you know how I felt when you posted that picture. Ah, did I say that outloud?

I have to get off the computer, mind you because my sister wants to watch stuff. Mayybee if you're up when I get back we can continue this conversation?
#146 to #145 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
I've never even had my first kiss.    
   
We could text if you like?
I've never even had my first kiss.

We could text if you like?
#147 to #146 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
See now, we have to change that.

I down with that~ I won't be able to reply until later! but it might be a decent idea to text rather than keep this up on fj hehe
#148 to #147 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
I sent a text.
#101 to #100 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
I'm so so sorry for the late reply bro lmao, what time was it when you woke up?
#122 to #101 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
#123 to #122 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
you are
#124 to #123 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
When was the last time you saw what I looked like anyway?
#125 to #124 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
That's actually a good question lol. I don't remember, it was sometime back on your old account, for sure.
#126 to #125 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Oh I had long hair then. It's short now.
#127 to #126 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Omg do you really?
#128 to #127 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Ignore the messy hair.. I had just gotten out of the shower in this pic. I'd take a new one but my webcam broke...
#129 to #128 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Oh **** you're like really, really good looking
#130 to #129 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
T-thank you...
#131 to #130 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
um wow ok. Like I remembered you being cute but like...damn. Can you live in michigan plz?
#132 to #131 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
You're making me blush...
#133 to #132 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
and you're making me...no you know what? I'm not even going to finish that sentence.
#134 to #133 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Oh my...
#135 to #134 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Uh, I mean, I'm totally innocent here.
#136 to #135 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
ssso um.. what were you going to say?
ssso um.. what were you going to say?
#137 to #136 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
M-maybe when you're 18 I can finish it...
#138 to #137 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
But I wanna know...
#139 to #138 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
No sir, I am a lady...I totally wouldn't say anything inappropriate here..
#140 to #139 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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#102 to #101 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Don't worry about it. Like 1 o'clock or something.
#103 to #102 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Awh man, been there, done that (in both the am and pm). How'd your day go today?
#104 to #103 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Good. Played minecraft, played league, played smash brothers. Got a bunch of work done in school.

How about you?
#105 to #104 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Ooh, sounds like a good day!

Pretty uneventful day for me. Woke up, lazed about in bed for a while, took a quick shower and then headed off to class. But...I didn't stay the full four hours there, oops.
#106 to #105 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
It was a good day c:
Hehe.

I need to shave and I'm too lazy
#107 to #106 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Lol, oh yeah? You're not wanting a full on wizard beard?
#108 to #107 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
I dont like having facial hair much.
#109 to #108 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Some people like it, some don't. I tend to prefer a guy with a clean shave, but it all depends I suppose!
#110 to #109 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Heh. soooooo
#111 to #110 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
I forgot to ask you the other day, how old are you?
#112 to #111 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
17. Birthday in two months.
#113 to #112 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Aww really, what date is your birthday?
#114 to #113 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
feb 4th.
#115 to #114 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Alright, cool! I turned 19 in July.
#116 to #115 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Oh nice c: Happy late birthday.
#117 to #116 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
Thank you ^^
#118 to #117 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Sooooooo
#121 to #118 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
OTL I don't know what to talk about, either.
#119 to #118 - Durp (12/02/2014) [-]
hmm....
#120 to #119 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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I don't knooowww. Im not sure what to talk about.
#79 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
hhhhowdy
#80 to #79 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Hey! How's it going?
#81 to #80 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Good. How about you?
#82 to #81 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Pretty good. I'm heading over to my grandma's with my mom so we can bring our Christmas tree home. First Christmas in our new townhouse, so we'll see how this goes lol
#83 to #82 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Oh nice. On the ninth I'm going back to california. Im going to by flying alone for my first time.
#84 to #83 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
What are you going back to California for? And aww, really your first time alone? You can do it! -hugs-
#85 to #84 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Yeah I used to live there. Going back to my home for a week. Small town in the desert.

hehe.
#86 to #85 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
That'll be nice to go home for a bit, won't it? So do you love by yourself now? I'm not trying to pry or anything. So of I ever ask/say anything you don't wanna respond to, just lemme know

I've flown a couple of times, and I really like it. Well, going through security is a bit of a bitch, but the actual flying part is fun.
#87 to #86 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
I still live with my mom. You see we moved to a different state to get me away from my toxic abusive father, but I missed home and all its charms so I'm gonna have to stay with him for a week.

I've only ever flown in private planes because my moms third husband had a couple.
#88 to #87 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
So it'll be just you and your father for a week? Is your relationship with him alright enough to stay with him? I know I'm just a stranger on the internet..but if you ever need someone, I'm here for you.

Oh wow private planes? I've definitely never been on one of those. Well, commercial airlines aren't bad! The first time I flew was a couple of months ago and I went from Detroit to Houston. Small plane, a little cramped in there but it was fun nonetheless! And then I had a 13+hour flight from Houston to Tokyo.
#89 to #88 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
I'm a little worried. My dad tries to be a good guy at heart but he's got some problems. He's a loose cannon and the smallest thing will set him off. And when you set him off things get bad.

The private planes were little 5 seaters. I see. Well I'm lucky its only a three hour flight and I have a window seat.
#90 to #89 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
My dad had a short fuse, though obviously on a much smaller scale. If you want, I can pm you my number so if anything gets bad you can text or call me? It's completely up to you.

A window seat will be nice! I've only ever been in a middle or aisle seat haha.
#91 to #90 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Okay, I'll keep my phone on while I'm away but under normal circumstances it's usually off dead or muted. Skype is the best way to get a hold of me most of the time.

I'll go ahead and PM you. It means a lot.
#92 to #91 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Ah yeah, skype. I don't have a webcam for my desktop, but I've got a tablet so I'll have to download that eventually.

I mean, I'm not super amazing at giving advice or anything like that, but I'm always here for you (or anyone in general. That's just how I am heh) if you just need to talk something out. I'm a great listener and idk, sometimes it just helps things a bit knowing that there's a friend you can turn to for support.
#93 to #92 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
I agree, thank you..
Um skype doesn't need a webcam, it's a good IM service too.
#94 to #93 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Shows how much I know about this stuff loloops
#95 to #94 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
Heh. it happens.
So how was your day? or is your day? Something like that. My sleep schedule is all messed up. Time is irrelevant to me.
#96 to #95 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Lol was and is both work considering it's only about 5:30pm for me. My sister's home for the next few weeks so I've been spending a lot of time with her. And it was warm today so I could actually go out for a walk and be comfy.

omg I'm with you on messed up sleeping schedules. Most of the time I'll be completely switched around or sleep for like, 20 hours and then wake up at 3am. Honestly days and time just blur together for me.
#97 to #96 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
I feel it..
#98 to #97 - Durp (11/30/2014) [-]
Plus I mean, it gets dark so early now that it's basically like is it 5? 11? Who knows because it's pitch black outside.
#99 to #98 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
(11/30/2014) [-]
Hey at least its not alaska where half the year its always dark and the other half its always light.
#63 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
Hi!

So um.. how tall are you?
#64 to #63 - Durp (11/29/2014) [-]
Hello c:

I'm a whopping 5'3" and I have been for a while now lol
#65 to #64 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
Ah I see.
Yeah my friends always tease me for being short..
#66 to #65 - Durp (11/29/2014) [-]
Aww, don't let em get to you! Like I said before, I think shorter guys are just perfect too. Height is one of those things you kinda can't help, so there's no point in putting anyone, taller or shorter, down for it. Just be happy and rock whatever height you are.
#67 to #66 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
c: thanks.
So how are you?
#68 to #67 - Durp (11/29/2014) [-]
Well, it's 3:30 am and I'm browsing fj instead of sleeping. But nah, jk I'm doing fine. It's just starting to snow where I'm at so that's nice. It's all pretty and quiet outside. How are you?

Also I totally wasn't creepin on your profile or anything..but are you by any chance snakefire? jw
#69 to #68 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
I gotcha. I actually woke up 3 hours ago (PST). I've never really seen the snow but since I recently moved to oregon I can imagine I'll see some soon.

Yeah but that's my old account and honestly my middleschool syndrome lasted well into my highschool years so most people that know me as snakefire think I have downs or something.
#70 to #69 - Durp (11/29/2014) [-]
Ooh, you're in for quite a treat. :p Snow is amazing and a bitch at the same time. I love it because it looks beautiful and heck, it's still fun to play in! Driving in snow isn't the most fun, but it's something you can pick up on pretty easily. Where did you live before?

no ******* way, I can't believe it's you! Idk man, I always thought you were a chill and fun guy and cute too so this is really fun to be able to talk to you!
#71 to #70 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
I lived in the mojave on the outskirts of a small desert town in california.

I-I-I.. thank you..
#72 to #71 - Durp (11/29/2014) [-]
Oh wow, that's a bit of a change! I've been in Michigan my whole life I've only left state twice in my life - one was to go to cedar point, and the other was a few months back I visited my sister in koreaso that's what I've gotten used to.

So I have about negative twelve reaction images atm, so the most I can offer up is lol you totally are. This is so awesome to talk to you. How have you been?
#74 to #72 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
Sorry for the late response. I was in a game.
#75 to #74 - Durp (11/29/2014) [-]
Ah, it's no worries! I should probably get going to bed soon, anyway.

Wow, you've been to a good number of states. So this'll be your first time living a little more up north?
#76 to #75 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
Yeah. I have been to hawaii and alaska as well, but both in the summer and it was a dry part of alaska so I didnt see any snow.
#77 to #76 - Durp (11/29/2014) [-]
Damn, boy. I really want to visit Hawaii! And haha, well I hope this winter won't be a super harsh one for you! A nice little, hey look this is fun and not a 'oh holy **** there's multiple feet of snow'. You'll for sure have to at least make some snowballs for the heck of it later on!

Well, I'm going to head off to bed since I have to be up in a few hours for this.. tree festival thing tomorrow idk. It was super cool to chat with you, and we'll for sure have to keep in contact! ^^ I'm Adrienne/Ren - whichever is easier for people, btw
#78 to #77 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
Haha it was fun. It was nice talking to you.
I'm Xinix.
#73 to #72 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (11/29/2014) [-]
Oh I see. Well I've been to other desert places like utah, arizona, nevada and mexico but this is my first time to oregon.

Ehehe
#59 - kattr (11/27/2014) [-]
Kill yourself
#60 to #59 - Durp (11/27/2014) [-]
#61 to #60 - kattr (11/27/2014) [-]
weeellll? you thumbed me down
#62 to #61 - Durp (11/27/2014) [-]
yea