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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:9/11/2014
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i tried making OC. as it turns out... i suck at that. so now i just comment and post funny youtube videos.

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#3557 - hang in there, eat healthy, do your schoolwork, start doing ca… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#3506 - Hi, Im Luke, Im 19 and a musician from the suburban hellhole o… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#239 - damn you did that since december????!?!?! you deserve a medal, sir! 06/20/2013 on YOU GO GUY 0
#159 - >Be 16, 6ft 2in, 250 lbs and no muscle at all >live …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2013 on YOU GO GUY +27
User avatar #176 - biporch (06/19/2013) [-]
I have lost 40 lbs since December (220 to 170)
10 to go, then I'm going to build muscle.
Gotta get rid of dem 30% fat.
User avatar #239 - DukeOfLuke (06/20/2013) [-]
damn you did that since december????!?!?! you deserve a medal, sir!
User avatar #169 - amuro (06/19/2013) [-]
Nice man, congratulations


A piece of advice: never use the word maybe. Is meaningless now. You will achieve it, that is for sure.
#324 - Picture 05/27/2013 on New Addiction +3
#318 - Ever wake up in an elderly japanese couple's backyard?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2013 on New Addiction +5
User avatar #332 - stanislaw (05/27/2013) [-]
first place i was put into was a garden like that in japan, thats freaky
#324 - DukeOfLuke (05/27/2013) [-]
#28 - That generation is over, my friend.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2013 on Lucky bastard +11
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/27/2013) [-]
Tats not wat ur mum sid lst nite fgt
#58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/27/2013) [-]
shut up before you embarres your self....
User avatar #29 - alexevansistall (05/27/2013) [-]
I know, I just couldn't resist the opportunity.
#334 - Yeah looking back i regret that first comment, and can totally… 05/01/2013 on This Guy 0
#333 - If you find no meaning in life, then why don't you just kill … 05/01/2013 on This Guy 0
#313 - you just ******* defined anarchism, and then fail…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/01/2013 on This Guy 0
User avatar #316 - darthblam (05/01/2013) [-]
Look, despite how annoying your first comment was to me, I'm just going to let you know to.. don't even bother arguing with byposted (Yeah, I know you're going to read this, byposted...)
The guy is a ridiculous individual when it comes to politics of any sort on Funnyjunk. He exaggerates the hell out of everything, and he implies and assumes the meaning of things like an ass while ignoring the real meanings of his "opponent's" words.

byposted just seems to get a hard-on for unnecessary and ridiculous political "debates".. so.. just.. ignore him. Don't let him get off.
User avatar #334 - DukeOfLuke (05/01/2013) [-]
Yeah looking back i regret that first comment, and can totally understand the millions of ways it could have been read negatively. I meant it to be positive and freeing rather than edgy and attention-getting. And thanks for more or less taking my side this guy really is a faggot.
User avatar #317 - byposted (05/01/2013) [-]
You're telling him this when I have the task of knocking sense into a nihilist? I would have preferred for him to have actually been an anarchist, my original speculation, since those types of people are usually malleable; able to be saved from what society has turned them into. He, however, will be forever stuck in his naive childish nature until a father figure presents himself into his life, or enlightenment by somebody more skilled than me.

How nihilists argue:

>Conservative: If you find no meaning in life, then why don't you just kill yourself?
>Nihillie-Weenie: mu...muh music career...i...i fight the debt, man
>Conservative: You don't think that $200,000 loan you took out for your music course in college and to set up your band will give you mass-debt?
>Nihillie-Weenie: mu..I'm a scientist now!
User avatar #333 - DukeOfLuke (05/01/2013) [-]
If you find no meaning in life, then why don't you just kill youself?
because i dont need a reason to live. I like living. Life is so good that the notion that it requires justification is pointless and will keep you up at night.

You don't think that $200,000 loan you took out for your music course in college and to set up your band will give you mass-debt?
my father, who is my mentor as a musician, as well as my mother, who keeps me out of trouble and takes fantastic care of me, are paying for my college so i wont take out any loans. And i am not setting up a band, i already have all the equipment at my house since my parents are both professional musicians (music has put a roof over my head my whole life), and i dont need a band to record my own song ideas. I play every instrument i need. Im set.

So tell me, other than being a troll faggot who in my mind closely resembles ignatius of Confederacy of Dunces in appearance as well as behavior, what do you do with your time? Do you have an art form to express yourself through? If not, then pick your gift and USE IT. Do you have friends and family that you love and care about? if not, then lighten up. Once you realize how great people actually are (regardless of worldviews), you see how miserable it is to be an antisocial pseudo-intellectual prick. Do you like the way your body looks? if not, then you ARE capable of and responsible for making it better, as i have (lost 40 lbs at this point). Do you feel like an integral part of the world? if not, then you are sadly mistaken. You said something in an earlier comment about self-worth, and i must say that you underestimate your own power. Look up chaos theory (or the butterfly effect for a simplified explanation), everything you do literally changes the world in profound irreversible ways. Know your situation, know what you are able to do, as well as what you want to do, and then do it. I must reiterate: Resourcefulness>Idealism
User avatar #318 - darthblam (05/01/2013) [-]
While I have to agree that you are right in this situation, you do take it a little too far, to downright hysterical levels even... but honestly, you're "saving" no one, no matter how right you may be.

Internet arguments just don't matter to people... well.. MOST people...

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#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/11/2012) [-]
Hello, i am the girl that started the ********* , and i just wanted to say i am very sorry if i offended you, i meant the whole "baby penis" thing as a joke. I am sorry if it did not come out that way, but i just wanted to apologize. I am sorry if i offended you, or pissed you off in anyway shape or form, i really am.
User avatar #7 to #6 - DukeOfLuke (09/21/2011) [-]
really? i am happy that you would wish such a great fate upn me! i ******* LOVE legos!!!!!!
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User avatar #4 to #3 - DukeOfLuke (09/15/2011) [-]
dude i dont get it. what is wrong with rolling? i mean i dont see the point in getting mad.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - DukeOfLuke (07/11/2011) [-]
awesome
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