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Drumachine

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Date Signed Up:9/22/2010
Last Login:7/15/2015
Location:Bristol UK
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Content Thumbs: 9173 total,  10235 ,  1062
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Level 191 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 192 Content: Anon Annihilator
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Level 343 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 344 Comments: Sold Soul
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latest user's comments

#25 - m'raca 12/28/2014 on why not?? +2
#28 - 4 for Glen Co Co Co you go Glen Co Co Co 12/24/2014 on Happy Holidays +4
#7 - Picture 10/13/2014 on You dun it nao Arry Porrer 0
#6 - approximately 500 heavies  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Hercules +20
#17 - rdobet (09/17/2014) [-]
obligatory
#7 - anon (09/17/2014) [-]
Assuming those are lb plates, 535.
#28 - **Drumachine rolled image ** deal 09/14/2014 on You scratch my back, I... +4
#4 - > be 15 > watching Paranormal Activity with friends …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Realistic theatre experience +153
#42 - anon (09/10/2014) [-]
An ex dragged me to the second one. About a quarter of the audience spent large amounts of time laughing. She got all worked up about "all these kids dont understand that this stuff is real and they're messing with things they dont understand" and something about ouija boards and who the hell else knows. She was fuckin nuts.
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#9 - doctorkolo (09/10/2014) [-]
I saw that movie in theaters too. There was a black lady in the front who kept shouting, "Oh Shit! She's OD'n!" every single time the woman in the movie did something scary.
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#30 - weirdojones (09/10/2014) [-]
you must be from new york
#5 - nsfwanon (09/10/2014) [-]
I can't remember which one it was, but the bit where the woman gets dragged down the stairs just made me piss myself laughing. Those films were more comedy than anything...
#11 - moorgar (09/10/2014) [-]
i think the part with the stairs comes right after this
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#28 - bighornwizardsheep (09/10/2014) [-]
SKAR-SKAR-SKARNER
#12 - nsfwanon (09/10/2014) [-]
Yeah that's the one... I saw a few versions of this GIF but with 'I must go, my people need me'.. They were glorious.
#6 - thunderpony (09/10/2014) [-]
MRW my friend said Paranormal Activity was "scary as shit"
#7 - nsfwanon (09/10/2014) [-]
I don't know why exactly but I feel that this fits PA perfectly.
#126 - English m8, r u wimbly fours? 09/10/2014 on favorite movie quotes +1
#12 - if only 09/06/2014 on Knew it... +265
#8 - Kanye was pretty good before his ego went stratospheric. Jay-Z…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Resolution, I +45
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#56 - mtobi (09/04/2014) [-]
Kanye is putting his best material out right now, pre MBDTF was just some greatquality hip hop, right now it's just something on a whole nother level.
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#20 - didactus (09/04/2014) [-]
Sucking dick.
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#12 - angelious (09/04/2014) [-]
wasnt jay z considered one of the greatest rappers alive?


and despite everything.kanye does have shitload of talent in rapping. an beyonce is talented as you said.
#17 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
I don't see why they say he's one of the greatest rappers. All I hear is him reading an essay when I listen to his songs.

<The real greatest rapper,
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#38 - turtletroll (09/04/2014) [-]
Kanye is a great producer though.

Better then Eminem but can't rap for shit compared to him
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#44 - bosskiss (09/04/2014) [-]
barely somebody can rap at the level of Eminem. Wu-Tang Clan is pretty high but so is Kanye, Kendrick and Lil B. in my eyes.
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#49 - turtletroll (09/04/2014) [-]
the only Lil B song i've heard is Wonton soup
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#19 - angelious (09/04/2014) [-]
i do consider eminem to be the greatest there is myself too.


but i heared some shit that every album jay z has released has gone platinium and he has incredible sales records on his shit
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#21 - grrphc (09/04/2014) [-]
Jay Z is the richest rapper alive.
That's his feat.

Eminem was named King of Rap by The Rolling Stones just like Michael Jackson and Elvis.
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#33 - dovahben (09/04/2014) [-]
I think Dr. Dre surpassed him when he sold Beats to Apple for almost a billion dollars or something.
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#43 - grrphc (09/04/2014) [-]
Dr. Dre is more of a music producer, but yeah, he's definitely richer than Jay Z.
#14 - **Drumachine rolled image ** 8.93/10 08/31/2014 on Gollum you sexy bastard +1