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|#3143 - Anyone got a video or story or something that can give me a fe… [+] (14 new replies)||08/15/2014 on /tabletop/||0|
#3176 - drldrl (08/16/2014) [-]
>New to Pathfinder
>Playing a Society game more organized, not a full campaign, short adventures, character keeps experience and gold from the game and moves to other ones with it
>Since I'm new, go with a pregen
>Entire game, nothing but shit rolls
>Giant skunks, try to tame
>Fail and end up smelling like shit
>Bush ahead, perception check
>Fail, party almost ends up dying inside razor sharp bush
>Get to the end
>Demonic halfling dude summons undead black dragon
>Entire party thinks the tiny dismembered hands are more important
>My crossbow is useless against dragon, charge in with axe
>Thanks to amazing rolls, dodge it's 3 attacks per round
>Slice to bits with battleaxe
It's not an amazing story, but it was my first game and I enjoyed it. There's also the time when my group's cleric tried to kill us all. Only other story I have that's somewhat worth hearing.
#3174 - hermaeousmora (08/16/2014) [-]
>Level 1 Campaign DM'd by my brother.
>Rest of the Group is squishy rogue, wizard, cleric; so I go Paladin
>Not your L"Aweful Goo"d normal Paladin, but a Paladin of SLAUGHTER.
>Chaotic Evil, not allowed to acknowledge authority that can't prove its strength.
>Investigating source of diseased water in a remote village.
>Make way to a mine near the river source
>Find kobolds, proceed to slaugher through them.
>Kobolds run down passage, hide behind cover
>Room smells like oil and grain dust.
>Kobolds throw torch at me, it ignites the grain dust and oil on the floor, leading to a blistering inferno between me and the Kobolds
>I spend two turns pacing while my teammates fling a couple spells and arrows with no success.
>Charge through the flames, oil filled lantern falls on me
>Survive the fire, keep moving
>charge out of the inferno in spiked armor, screaming a war cry like a madman, wielding a two bladed sword.
>Kobolds piss themselves
>I kill two kobolds off the bat, and the other three are trapped between the end of the hall and me.
>The kobolds try to kill me, and end up dead.
>I extinguish myself, and march back through the flames to the other side.
>Use Lay-On-Hands to heal my wounds.
>Make level 2.
#3173 - feelythefeel (08/16/2014) [-]
>new lvl 1 campaign
>experiment with a Necromancer character
>game starts up
>on a ship, locked up
>by the time I get out of my bindings, everyone else is already fighting outside
>gradually valuing the life of my character less and less
>make a deal with DM
>roll d20 for the rest of the encounter
>roll a 0, blow up and die
>not roll a 0, finish charging and fire my mega attack to get out
>one encounter later
>no critical fails
>"IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!"
And that's how the Demon's Corpse Cannon was born.
#3169 - tmstyrant (08/16/2014) [-]
Well there is a difference between a friendly game and a tourney one. When I play fantasy at a tourney I follow the rules to the letter and expect other to do the same, skipped you magic phase? tough shit, forgot to nominate all your charges? tough shit, meant to move a unit but forgot to? tough shit. I pay to play at a tournament I dont tolerate amateurs or stupid mistakes but when I am playing for fun I dont care as much and will let you fix your mistakes and even give you pointers.
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|#1028750 - I wish it would be brought to PC [+] (1 new reply)||08/13/2014 on Video Games||0|
|#1028606 - That was exactly how I described Bloodborne to a friend, excep…||08/13/2014 on Video Games||0|
|#1028132 - I don't think there are any yet [+] (3 new replies)||08/13/2014 on Video Games||0|
#1028136 - animedudej (08/13/2014) [-]
heres a link to the aformentioned thread since gamechap are apparently too incompetent to include source from what they're making money from