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#73 - Just a tip, if you're using a lighter object you shouldn't use… 11/11/2011 on What I expected +5
#273 - The problem is it's difficult to police who is actually a memb…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2011 on REVENGE 0
#278 - nerdsrule has deleted their comment.
#256 - Yes, people, the group has changed a bit. Originally they were…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/27/2011 on REVENGE +4
#271 - nerdsrule has deleted their comment.
User avatar #273 - DoctorMusic (10/27/2011) [-]
The problem is it's difficult to police who is actually a member of anonymous because they're... anonymous.
#278 - nerdsrule has deleted their comment.
User avatar #260 - korlosh (10/27/2011) [-]
Theyre going to take down the government?
#910 - There are better examples. This example is bigoted because 2+2… 10/27/2011 on I'm going to hell for this... +2
#517 - I leave for 3 days and this is the first time I've ever seen it...  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2011 on Over use 0
User avatar #520 - xscorpionk (10/27/2011) [-]
it was posted 2 days ago
#115 - Imagine you pay thousands of dollars for a car, and your neigh… 10/23/2011 on Piracy +7
#29 - Twins are not the same people, there is only one sun , and it…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2011 on Facebook (2) +2
User avatar #30 - dunkleosteus (10/20/2011) [-]
shut your bitch mouth. I HAVE a twin. we're the same person.
User avatar #32 - jokeface (10/20/2011) [-]
your finger prints are different
User avatar #33 - dunkleosteus (10/20/2011) [-]
yeah but that means that finger prints aren't determined by DNA, so thats irrelevant
User avatar #34 - jokeface (10/20/2011) [-]
thats an interesting point. i shall research this phenomenon posthaste. TO THE GOOGLE!!!!
#65 - Now I may not know where this comes from, but it still one of … 10/15/2011 on Playing online 0
#174 - When I read the text I thought this joke was going to be the e…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2011 on coke. +4
#201 - justfortehpronz has deleted their comment.
#142 - That awkward moment when you can't decide if the "i"… 10/15/2011 on True Shit! +10
#723 - God Mode you can do absolutely anything? Can you... make yours… 10/15/2011 on Choose Carefully +1
#54 - Facebook made it so now it would read "(999) Facebook&quo… 10/14/2011 on Facebook (999) +1
#335 - Excuse me while I go buy every baby bunny in the world. 10/09/2011 on I wanna live some more +5
#121 - I don't know about other airlines but Aer Lingus requires wind… 10/09/2011 on Bitch 0
#109 - That's what I want my first kiss to be like... 10/01/2011 on A Realisation +1
#201 - This is funny, but why is the art mimicking ? 10/01/2011 on Then and Now 0
#1194 - What is it about this site that reminds me of my forever alone… 10/01/2011 on The Truth +1
#90 - 6. Go home and down a tub of ice cream. 09/30/2011 on Fake Girlfriend +2
#130 - The girl looks more like Robin from How I Met Your Mother than… 09/29/2011 on Justin and selena -1
#184 - Someone should write a song about the friend zone. More people…  [+] (13 new replies) 09/29/2011 on Taylor Swift +13
#285 - anonymous (09/29/2011) [-]
#229 - nbol (09/29/2011) [-]
I wrote one, and sang it to the girl who friend zoned me. We never spoke again.
User avatar #228 - VICTORx (09/29/2011) [-]
Ohhhh, he's in the friend zone. She's callin, cryin, on the phone. But he still listens, he's in the friend zone.
He wants to go out, she wants to talk. She said "just friends" and his face turned chalk.
But Johnny boy just couldn't leave, in and out of his life she weaved,
Leaving a his heart forever more broken, knowing that all he was was a token.

A tool to use, A resource to abuse.
Poor Johnny boy never got his dues.
He just wanted some of that mhmm.
But he never got none of that mhmm.
Cause...

Ohhhh, he's in the friend zone. She's callin, cryin, on the phone. But he still listens, he's in the friend zone.

User avatar #230 - VICTORx (09/29/2011) [-]
Johnny boy was walkin' to school, chattin, textin, feelin all cool.
When he got a message, from the girl he adored
He read what it said, and man, he was floored.

"My boyfriend's a jerk, a douche, and a prick.
I caught my best friend sucking his dick!
But I just think that it's his way of saying,
That he still loves me, and I should be paying
Him more attention, shower him with love,
Cause Johnny, i think, he was sent from above."

(bitchin' guitar solo)

Now understand, this is Johnny's tale,
About how he was, a boy oh so frail.
And not even so, in the physical sense
But his mind wouldn't act, 'cept in her defense.
He justified what she did, and made up excuses,
For all her betrayals, and all her abuses.

User avatar #234 - VICTORx (09/29/2011) [-]
And slowly it turned him, drove him to be,
The thing that he hated, until finally,
He stopped texting her, and moved his ass on
When she wanted to cry, he'd say "Bitch, I'm gone"
Until one day she asked, if he wanted to fuck
And then he thought to himself, "This is just my luck"

So Johnny said "Nah, I don't need your shit,
Cause you're an insane, emotional bitch."
She wanted him more, he wanted her less,
Until she was such an emotional mess
She called him and said, "You bastard, you prick."
To which he replied, "You made me, you bitch."



Enjoy. Put that to music and give me a shout out.
I ran out of line breaks twice... lol

TL;DR, Nice guy becomes a dick.
#204 - sgtpepperz (09/29/2011) [-]
#218 - ezekialjesus (09/29/2011) [-]
#190 - infernoburrito (09/29/2011) [-]
I did that after I got friend zoned by four different girls.
#207 - anonymous (09/29/2011) [-]
thats when you smack a bitch.. keep your pimp hand strong yo..
#193 - tuesdayscoming (09/29/2011) [-]
i know that feel man
#206 - chefa has deleted their comment.
#264 - ThePleasureman (09/29/2011) [-]
#211 - micahdavid (09/29/2011) [-]
i dont have a reaction folder.. but i feel ya bro..
#204 - Look up "Community". 09/25/2011 on Doctor YEEEAAH +1
#333 - Could have taken a bicycle.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2011 on Queen +5
User avatar #357 - duggiefresh (09/25/2011) [-]
I want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike
User avatar #358 - magicisinthemusic (08/01/2012) [-]
Professor Oak: Now's not the time to do that Freddie!
#340 - TreesHateYou (09/25/2011) [-]
YES YES YES
#669 - It's simple really, girls just don't feel threatened by gay gu… 09/25/2011 on Straight VS. Gay +1
#322 - That is an excellent point, the main difference is those were …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2011 on USA Logic +4
User avatar #349 - LastCall (09/25/2011) [-]
Vietnam, The Phillipenes....
User avatar #511 - LastCall (09/25/2011) [-]
Ok.. It seems people don't know their history worth shit.

Vietnam, merciless slaughter of civilians. Excessive use of flamethrowers in densely forested/tall grass areas and villages.

Phillipenes, Genocide and torture. Almost all were massacred save for those under 12, who had been subjected to pro-United States propaganda in a bid to brain-wash them
User avatar #346 - dejaysone (09/25/2011) [-]
ACTUALLY HAVING AN INTELLIGENT DEBATE....ON THE INTERNET....THIS CANT BE!!!!!!!!!WHERE R THE INSULTS THE LOSS OF LOGIC AND SHCIT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
#314 - I would like to point out that one difference is when we attac…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/25/2011 on USA Logic +3
#360 - slightlystooopid (09/25/2011) [-]
ahem
not hating on troops
but there is some sick fucks amongst em
#389 - anonymous (09/25/2011) [-]
#331 - iraultima (09/25/2011) [-]
Then why do you use carpet bombs in Afganistan...?
User avatar #320 - SpewBoy (09/25/2011) [-]
Hiroshima..... Nagasaki
#375 - anonymous (09/25/2011) [-]
Keep in mind that during WWII, the U.S. issued an ultimatum to Japan to cease the attacks and agree on a treaty, but Japan would not stop. There was no such ultimatum from Al Queda before they carried out 9/11, and numerous other terrorist attacks. Nagasaki was bombed because it was a huge port city and the bomb would strongly hurt their military. Hiroshima was unjustified, but it ended the war. Needless to say, none of these acts of war were justified, but they were acts of desperation.
User avatar #520 - LastCall (09/25/2011) [-]
Minor flaw.. Good points all around, save for the fact that the Mujahideen factions that we know today had insisted that the United States respect the sovereignty of their respective nations. While, they were extremist groups, they did have a lot of political sway.

Japan did offer to pull from the war on the conditions that the United States assisted them in finding raw materials for the growth of their industries, and stop supplying China with war goods.
User avatar #322 - DoctorMusic (09/25/2011) [-]
That is an excellent point, the main difference is those were the '40s and that was an actual war. All we have are "military operations".
User avatar #349 - LastCall (09/25/2011) [-]
Vietnam, The Phillipenes....
User avatar #511 - LastCall (09/25/2011) [-]
Ok.. It seems people don't know their history worth shit.

Vietnam, merciless slaughter of civilians. Excessive use of flamethrowers in densely forested/tall grass areas and villages.

Phillipenes, Genocide and torture. Almost all were massacred save for those under 12, who had been subjected to pro-United States propaganda in a bid to brain-wash them
User avatar #346 - dejaysone (09/25/2011) [-]
ACTUALLY HAVING AN INTELLIGENT DEBATE....ON THE INTERNET....THIS CANT BE!!!!!!!!!WHERE R THE INSULTS THE LOSS OF LOGIC AND SHCIT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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