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#16 - Most of the rationale people would love to spend more on the m… 11/25/2014 on Free? Free. 0
#1 - I just noticed you can't delete accounts anymore, so I'm block… 11/11/2014 on See You Space Cowboy +1
#20 - And you know what... I'm done with this site. I've been here …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Stupid Fuckin' Tumblr +13
#53 - dangler (11/12/2014) [-]
#48 - hasinvadedyou (11/11/2014) [-]
#35 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
delt acount feget
#30 - theruinedsage (11/11/2014) [-]
So long, and thanks for all the lolz
#25 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
Bang.
User avatar #23 - glesh (11/11/2014) [-]
Bye
#19 - Just let them die. I don't even care anymore. I spent my lif…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Stupid Fuckin' Tumblr +10
#20 - DmOnZ (11/11/2014) [-]
And you know what... I'm done with this site. I've been here for over 4 years, and while I've gotten the occasional laugh, the only thing I get from it now is elevated blood pressure.

I was here during the great shit storm of 2010. I saw the site turn from bright to dark. I saw the rise of the bronies, the avatards, hell I was here when memes were still considered funny. But that's done now.

If there's anything I've learnt over the past few months, it's that nobody gets anywhere when they get stuck on sites like this. They argue, they bicker. They cry and whine over imaginary approval points from people they don't know. You guys sure have made me laugh, but you've also made me realize something. I need to leave.

This site and it's users have taught me a lot. Know how and when to be civil, courteous, and humble. Always get your facts straight before making an assertion. Stand up for what you believe in, but be willing to admit you're wrong if you are. NEVER misspell anything. You've been more of a father to me than the one that walked out on me when I was 10. You've helped me develop my values and character that I so strongly stand by with iron clad dedication.

So, I guess it's goodbye. I'd like to say it's been great, but it hasn't. Me coming to this site was a situation birthed from unfortunate circumstance, and I've buried my life into this for far too long in hopes of escaping a world I thought I would never be in control of.

But I am in control, and I'm not going to let some fat, lonely, self loathing, bitch whose only goal in life is to make everybody else feel as horrible as she does, define me or what I do.

In the words of Shinichiro Watanabe, "see you space cowboy(s)", maybe we'll meet again someday.

Thank you for everything you've taught me FJ.
Fuck you for all the times you've made me rage.
And forever and always, OP is a massive faggot.
#53 - dangler (11/12/2014) [-]
#48 - hasinvadedyou (11/11/2014) [-]
#35 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
delt acount feget
#30 - theruinedsage (11/11/2014) [-]
So long, and thanks for all the lolz
#25 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
Bang.
User avatar #23 - glesh (11/11/2014) [-]
Bye
#14 - "Engrish adoption on katakana pronunciation", except…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2014 on The Defender of Waifus +45
User avatar #118 - kazene (11/11/2014) [-]
Holy shit, thanks for the info on that.
User avatar #23 - xgreenmaidenx (11/10/2014) [-]
I thought it was just someone trying to make "wife" sound more Japanese.
User avatar #86 - boyddamilkman (11/10/2014) [-]
As said in the post it's taken from this.
Kimura-sensei - Mai Waifu
#29 - B-but... muh stopping power... I am aware of the .45 sup…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2014 on /k/ in a gunfight +1
#42 - bazda (11/10/2014) [-]
Oh, and if you want stopping power go with the .357 mag. Some FBI study they did over the course of like 20 years found the .357 was at 96% single shot stoppages. A cop who had killed several people with the .357 said it was like blowing out a birthday candle. Not even a whimper.
#41 - bazda (11/10/2014) [-]
The way I look at it, a bullet is an extremely fast moving piece of metal that will kill the crap out of you no matter if it's a few millimeters bigger or smaller. I think in defense of my life, I'd rather have more of them. I like having 18 rounds available with no change.

Having said that, I also like .45's. They make the most sense in commie states like CA where you have magazine limits so capacity isn't a factor. 10 .45 rounds or 10 9mm rounds, I'm gonna go with the .45 every time.
#37 - MDrDeathC (11/10/2014) [-]
Now that I respect. Probably the kick and concussive force in addition to the bigger flash. Logged in for the sake of conversation.

Check out the RIP rounds, man.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJGH7cDFw7c

If that shit doesn't make you HARD you don't have a pulse. Go to the hospital.

It'll make smaller calibers more effective and viable, which I'm counting on for using .38 in a .357 Chiappa Rhino. They recently made a 40S&W Rhino, maybe one day they'll make a 10mm too.

My list of guns and modifications to get:
pastebin.com/210TNvJY
#27 - This is going to end badly. Like, feature article of "Th…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on am i doing it right? +2
User avatar #31 - thepuckisthis (11/10/2014) [-]
let the heat cometh i can take it
#16 - Glorious .45 ACP master race reporting in.  [+] (9 new replies) 11/10/2014 on /k/ in a gunfight +2
#45 - Womens Study Major (11/10/2014) [-]
All calibers are glorious
#40 - bazda (11/10/2014) [-]
Dang, that's pretty slick looking. I didn't know they made the px4 in FDE. I got a black one in 9mm.
#84 - Womens Study Major (11/10/2014) [-]
And here's me sitting content with my ps90.
#27 - Womens Study Major (11/10/2014) [-]
Efficient only for subsonic in comparison to 9mm. 9mm is superior overall and anyone that says otherwise is a worthless fad-fud. Have fun with your many drawbacks and no significant pros, pleb.
#29 - DmOnZ (11/10/2014) [-]
B-but... muh stopping power... I am aware of the .45 superiority as being not really anything more than myths, but I find something much more satisfying about shooting a .45
#42 - bazda (11/10/2014) [-]
Oh, and if you want stopping power go with the .357 mag. Some FBI study they did over the course of like 20 years found the .357 was at 96% single shot stoppages. A cop who had killed several people with the .357 said it was like blowing out a birthday candle. Not even a whimper.
#41 - bazda (11/10/2014) [-]
The way I look at it, a bullet is an extremely fast moving piece of metal that will kill the crap out of you no matter if it's a few millimeters bigger or smaller. I think in defense of my life, I'd rather have more of them. I like having 18 rounds available with no change.

Having said that, I also like .45's. They make the most sense in commie states like CA where you have magazine limits so capacity isn't a factor. 10 .45 rounds or 10 9mm rounds, I'm gonna go with the .45 every time.
#37 - MDrDeathC (11/10/2014) [-]
Now that I respect. Probably the kick and concussive force in addition to the bigger flash. Logged in for the sake of conversation.

Check out the RIP rounds, man.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJGH7cDFw7c

If that shit doesn't make you HARD you don't have a pulse. Go to the hospital.

It'll make smaller calibers more effective and viable, which I'm counting on for using .38 in a .357 Chiappa Rhino. They recently made a 40S&W Rhino, maybe one day they'll make a 10mm too.

My list of guns and modifications to get:
pastebin.com/210TNvJY
#24 - sytheris (11/10/2014) [-]
Yes good.
#7 - Picture 11/09/2014 on Under Control +25
#7 - Ohhhhhhh, OP's gonna get in trouble!  [+] (6 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Confession +28
#37 - shitforluck (11/07/2014) [-]
That was dealt with ages ago if i remember right, it ended with them saying its alright to post C&H.
#34 - Womens Study Major (11/07/2014) [-]
die of aids yes, full blown aids, not the illnesses you concieve from having aids and get cancer in the butt u fgt
#21 - thebeerdude (11/07/2014) [-]
They put these cartoons on youtube - OP ain't gonna get no trouble.
#23 - Womens Study Major (11/07/2014) [-]
Well did YouTube have any lawsuit problems with C&H ? Well we did.
User avatar #44 - forsakensaint (11/07/2014) [-]
We had problems with the content stolen/taken from their site / web-comic, nothing wrong about posting the YouTube content, you can spread that around as much as you please and they cant do shit about it.
User avatar #20 - eanirae (11/07/2014) [-]
No.

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#94 - DmOnZ (05/11/2014) [-]
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It's rude to just sit there and not say anything.
User avatar #55 - nomora (04/30/2014) [-]
So how's the Michiru been?
User avatar #96 to #55 - DmOnZ (05/23/2014) [-]
Only finished Sachi's route; which was emotional but not overly heart wrenching. Yumiko's I'm going to try and do in one fell swoop this weekend or early next week.
User avatar #56 to #55 - DmOnZ (04/30/2014) [-]
Way darker than I was expecting it to be... like, waaaaaay darker. I've got my last final today, so once that's done I plan on finishing it either tonight or tomorrow.
User avatar #57 to #56 - nomora (04/30/2014) [-]
I doubt that anybody expected it to be that dark, especially considering how she was portrayed in the common route
#58 to #57 - DmOnZ (04/30/2014) [-]
It certainly merits the use of this picture.
User avatar #61 to #58 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
Well, bad ending, to be fair. Good end was pretty great too though.
User avatar #62 to #61 - DmOnZ (05/02/2014) [-]
Should I do the good end or the bad end first? I think I'm one choice away from that point.
User avatar #63 to #62 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
Her bad end can quite probably hit you harder than Amane's good end. So take that how you will.
#64 to #63 - DmOnZ (05/02/2014) [-]
Well... good thing I don't have to worry about my academic performance being hindered because of it.  Let's get the bad over with, like a bandaid right?  An emotionally debilitating band-aid from hell.
Well... good thing I don't have to worry about my academic performance being hindered because of it. Let's get the bad over with, like a bandaid right? An emotionally debilitating band-aid from hell.
User avatar #65 to #64 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
I just wanna point out now though, pay attention to the details in her eyes when she's happy before making the choice, and then pay attention to them again after picking the bad end. Specifically, when she comes back.
User avatar #66 to #65 - DmOnZ (05/02/2014) [-]
Awww jesus, I have a feeling that's gonna rip my heart out.
User avatar #75 to #66 - nomora (05/05/2014) [-]
So... did it?
#76 to #75 - DmOnZ (05/05/2014) [-]
Mhmm...
User avatar #77 to #76 - nomora (05/05/2014) [-]
I don't think there was a single thing in it that doesn't take one's heart and smashes it. Makes me depressed just thinking back on it.
User avatar #78 to #77 - DmOnZ (05/05/2014) [-]
I just... man, I never thought that a fictional character would be able to utterly destroy my emotions like that.
User avatar #80 to #78 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Michiru smash
User avatar #89 to #80 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
It's sad because I feel like I'm cheating the character when I do a different route. Like when I started Michiru's I kept thinking, "well, Amane's only hope was Yuuji and now I'm shutting her out, what the hell's gonna happen to her?". As long as I can get over that with Michiru and Yumiko it should be alright though. It's kinda funny, the first time Yuuji met Yumiko I instantly thought, "I'm gonna dominate the hell out of this pyscho's route"
User avatar #90 to #89 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Amane turns out perfectly fine in Yumiko's, she shows up temporarily in the bad end, and she's working at her family's restaurant again.
User avatar #91 to #90 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
Thank god
User avatar #92 to #91 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Though she keeps up with the sexual harassment
User avatar #93 to #92 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
Why am I not surprised... I don't think I would expect her to show up to do anything else to be perfectly honest.
User avatar #95 to #93 - nomora (05/23/2014) [-]
So how'd it go?
#81 to #80 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
Ahhhh, jesus. I thought the pain would get better, it just gets worse
User avatar #82 to #81 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
So I take it that means you did good end?
#83 to #82 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I did. I mean it's the "good" end of course... but still...
User avatar #85 to #83 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Plus, ya gotta admit that very end scene was pretty cute.
User avatar #86 to #85 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
It was, it really really was. And I guess that's what got me the most, contrasting it with the bad end and all. To be perfectly honest, I think the good end has had a more profound impact on me BECAUSE I did the bad end first.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Well at least both of Yumiko's endings aren't as strong as Michiru's. Quite possibly one of the happiest good ends in the VN.
User avatar #87 to #84 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
I look forward to it, but until then i'm going to have to reach an emotional state of being where my heart doesn't sink into my shoes each time I see Michiru's name.
User avatar #88 to #87 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Well luckily for you, Michiru doesn't show up that much in Yumiko's.
User avatar #79 to #78 - nomora (05/05/2014) [-]
I thought the same before doing hers too.
User avatar #68 to #66 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
So did it?
User avatar #69 to #68 - DmOnZ (05/03/2014) [-]
My computer started spazzing out on me last night and I couldn't play it. Just got it back but I have to transfer everything back onto it. I'll get to it tomorrow.
User avatar #70 to #69 - nomora (05/03/2014) [-]
Well that sucks.
User avatar #71 to #70 - DmOnZ (05/03/2014) [-]
It does, the counter says 5 hours left until it's done... all the updates, microsoft office in it's entirety, and pretty much everything but the bare bones software was wiped when they defaulted it back to factory specs.
User avatar #72 to #71 - nomora (05/03/2014) [-]
Pray that your Grisaia save data was backed up then.
User avatar #73 to #72 - DmOnZ (05/03/2014) [-]
I made sure it was, I have delegated folder in my external HD for VN's. No way I would let them wipe it without having absolutely EVERYTHING on backup.
User avatar #74 to #73 - nomora (05/03/2014) [-]
That's good to hear. No effort down the drain.
User avatar #67 to #66 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
Big time.
User avatar #60 to #58 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
Probably the one who's ending was best executed.
User avatar #32 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Still on Amane's route?
User avatar #34 to #32 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
It doesn't end... it just keeps going, and going, and going, and going...
User avatar #35 to #34 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Heh. This is why I say it's best to do Amane last to people who ask for the order. It just goes on, and on, and on, and on yeah.

All ********** aside, it took me over 24 hours to do her whole route, and I'm a fast reader.
User avatar #36 to #35 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
I can see why, I'd rather save the best for last though.

It's just sooooo much talking and reading. The way Yuuji talks too... it takes him literal hours to get a single idea across, and sometimes it doesn't even do anything for the story. It's kinda like "so after several hours of trying to find sourdough bread in town, I came to the conclusion that dogs CAN be brown sometimes," and we never hear about it again.

That being said, I really like the detail work and story building, there isn't really any stone left unturned.
User avatar #37 to #36 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Have you even reached her past yet?
User avatar #38 to #37 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
I literally just got to it. Haven't really delved to deep into it yet, if at all though.
User avatar #39 to #38 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Then you have just boarded Mr Bones Wild Ride.
User avatar #40 to #39 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh god, I look forward to it.
User avatar #41 to #40 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Not only is reading it all suffering for the reader, it's suffering for the girls in that part because of what they go through.
User avatar #42 to #41 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
This sounds like it's going to be a very... interesting part of the story.
User avatar #43 to #42 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
It is. If you can stand it being even slower than the leadup to it
User avatar #44 to #43 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
I tend to speed read a lot of it, but either way it shouldn't be a problem. I've gotten used to recognizing and ignoring the filler that doesn't contribute much to the actual story.
User avatar #45 to #44 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Then you may as well just read the character intros in it, then skip straight to around day 12 of it.

Also, just so ya know, all of her route before her past is only 5 scenes. Each day in her past is a scene, so that's about 16 scenes you'd have to go through
User avatar #47 to #46 - nomora (04/13/2014) [-]
So did you get past it yet?
User avatar #48 to #47 - DmOnZ (04/13/2014) [-]
No... I had a final today that I was studying for pretty hard. I'm going to spend tonight and tomorrow playing through it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - nomora (04/13/2014) [-]
Just gotta hate studyin', don't you?

Have fun staying sane. Just like the girls involved in the accident will.
User avatar #50 to #49 - DmOnZ (04/13/2014) [-]
I'd rather shoot myself in the foot than read another calculus text book, but I'm in a spot where the decision isn't really my own.

And holy epic foreshadowing, batman. I look forward to it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - nomora (04/13/2014) [-]
It's amazing how far their sanity, and condition in general, degrades in just a 2 week period.
User avatar #52 to #51 - DmOnZ (04/13/2014) [-]
Oh god... and the plot thickens. I was gonna wait a bit, but I think I'll start playing now.
User avatar #53 to #52 - nomora (04/15/2014) [-]
Team captain a **** .
User avatar #33 to #32 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you weren't kidding about how long this thing is.
User avatar #28 - nomora (03/22/2014) [-]
How's Grisaia been?
User avatar #29 to #28 - DmOnZ (03/22/2014) [-]
I played a little bit of it (which so far I've been really into), but I've been having problems with Parallels so I'm going to drive home this weekend and get my PC. Other than that, I found the slower pace surprisingly... calming.
User avatar #30 to #29 - nomora (03/22/2014) [-]
Hope it works out for ya.

Yeah, it is pretty calming, even with the hectic stupidity of Makina and Michiru.
User avatar #31 to #30 - DmOnZ (03/23/2014) [-]
yeah, it's perfect for a lazy Saturday afternoon/evening. I just got my PC, so I hope to play some more soon.
#24 - mayhemtuesday (03/22/2014) [-]
the story of your man, i ****** lost it at squirrel with poket knife nub that was great keep up the good work man
#25 to #24 - DmOnZ (03/22/2014) [-]
Feedback that's actually nice... thank you, thank you so much.
Feedback that's actually nice... thank you, thank you so much.
#26 to #25 - mayhemtuesday (03/22/2014) [-]
whether its fake or not is irrelevant, the fact i hard a good laugh is whats important

i dont have a relevant pic so enjoy a random one.
User avatar #27 to #26 - DmOnZ (03/22/2014) [-]
Once again, thank you.
User avatar #20 - acemcgunner ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
my friend request is like forced rape..
User avatar #21 to #20 - DmOnZ (03/20/2014) [-]
It is. You resist it at first, but then you just kinda accept it's happening and let it slide.
User avatar #22 to #21 - acemcgunner ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
yes you get my joke :3
User avatar #23 to #22 - DmOnZ (03/20/2014) [-]
Exactamundo
User avatar #16 - qxangelxp (02/05/2014) [-]
I may be a moron for asking, but what do you mean in this post?
www.funnyjunk.com/Anon+Goes+Goes+To+Target/funny-pictures/5005272/6#6
User avatar #17 to #16 - DmOnZ (02/05/2014) [-]
Burning rubber, as in, he faps so hard he creates a similar effect to a car burning rubber with a condom.
User avatar #18 to #17 - qxangelxp (02/05/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #19 to #18 - DmOnZ (02/05/2014) [-]
No problem
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User avatar #12 to #9 - DmOnZ (02/24/2013) [-]
Okay strange hairy man who I just met, I believe you.
#8 - sherlyholmes (02/24/2013) [-]
You are a wizard, DmOnZ.
You are a wizard, DmOnZ.
User avatar #10 to #8 - DmOnZ (02/24/2013) [-]
wh... what? But I don't know any spells...
#13 to #10 - sherlyholmes (02/24/2013) [-]
Which makes everything easier for me.
Which makes everything easier for me.
User avatar #14 to #13 - DmOnZ (02/24/2013) [-]
Ah.... well... umm... I won't stop you then?
#15 to #14 - sherlyholmes (02/24/2013) [-]
Obviously.
Obviously.
User avatar #7 - reallynotdashie (02/24/2013) [-]
yer a wizard m8.
User avatar #11 to #7 - DmOnZ (02/24/2013) [-]
Do I need to get the pointy hat and **** by myself? I never got the, "how to be a wizard" package...
User avatar #2 - amissingmouse (11/04/2012) [-]
Hallo there
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