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#476978 - So like... 2 and a half movies?  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on Shin Anime Social Board +2
User avatar #476989 - Rei (34 minutes ago) [-]
8 blu-rays
User avatar #476980 - the one and only (1 hour ago) [-]
4 maybe.
#476977 - What type? 2 hours ago on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#476976 - Picture 2 hours ago on Shin Anime Social Board +1
#1093206 - >"ultra-pleasant harem action" 3 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1092943 - I know, I was kind of excited for a war between the rail compa… 12/20/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1092935 - It certainly is something... it makes me wonder if all the fem… 12/20/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1092934 - I got the impression it was the Japanese equivalent to some of…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1092939 - anonassassin (12/20/2014) [-]
At least there was a war in those war movies
#1092922 - Hmmm... you raise and excellent point. 12/20/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1092913 - I was sorting through my watched and to watch list and thought…  [+] (23 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1092992 - herecomesjohnny (22 hours ago) [-]
Or...or...the devs like trains.
User avatar #1092994 - fargfive (21 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #1092987 - sarcasticrunner (23 hours ago) [-]
isnt it based on a light novel?
#1092949 - mnmzg (12/20/2014) [-]
was expecting something like durarara with trains, got big booty bitches instead
User avatar #1092973 - jubnik (12/20/2014) [-]
baccano, you are thinking of baccano
#1092945 - kibitzer (12/20/2014) [-]
I tried it out because I was promised fun.
User avatar #1092947 - evilicious (12/20/2014) [-]
That guy looks just like Makoto Itou after the boat scene.
User avatar #1092950 - kibitzer (12/20/2014) [-]
Life as a harem mc is quite harrowing.
User avatar #1092948 - makotoitou (12/20/2014) [-]
Drowning in pussy?
User avatar #1092936 - abysmalshadow (12/20/2014) [-]
Honestly... the way they showcase all the little features of what they do (like that one scene with the desserts)...
You may be on to something, but it's just as likely that the writers put forward "story about trains", managed to get a contract, then realized they didn't know shit about trains and tried to make up for it with ecchi and stock characters.
#1092933 - evilicious (12/20/2014) [-]
It's shit.
There isn't even a war.
User avatar #1092943 - DmOnZ (12/20/2014) [-]
I know, I was kind of excited for a war between the rail companies, but then it just slid down the side of the toilet bowl like a well endowed, cartoon turd.
User avatar #1092941 - makotoitou (12/20/2014) [-]
10/10 said it like i would
#1092944 - evilicious (12/20/2014) [-]
Great minds think alike, my friend.
User avatar #1092946 - makotoitou (12/20/2014) [-]
well correction: i would say something sucks if the name doesn't fit, but rail wars is good because trains
User avatar #1092928 - anonassassin (12/20/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, there are no cute girls manning train stations. Neither do the girls they have gigantic knockers that double as airbags in emergency situations. False advertising/10 would not apply.
User avatar #1092934 - DmOnZ (12/20/2014) [-]
I got the impression it was the Japanese equivalent to some of America's war movies, which are pretty much hollywood endorsed Military recruitment propaganda.
User avatar #1092939 - anonassassin (12/20/2014) [-]
At least there was a war in those war movies
User avatar #1092926 - yeorgh (12/20/2014) [-]
Character designs were made by a futa artist, that's something.
User avatar #1092935 - DmOnZ (12/20/2014) [-]
It certainly is something... it makes me wonder if all the female MC's were actually female.
User avatar #1092920 - bababadsheep (12/20/2014) [-]
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS
User avatar #1092940 - yusay (12/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #1092922 - DmOnZ (12/20/2014) [-]
Hmmm... you raise and excellent point.
#1092772 - I thought so at first too, but if you look closely you can mak… 12/19/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0

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#94 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/11/2014) [-]
stickied by DmOnZ
It's rude to just sit there and not say anything.
#100 - enzothesomething (12/18/2014) [-]
never forgetti comment you left on pony cum jar post
User avatar #101 to #100 - DmOnZ ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Left that much of an impression, huh?
User avatar #55 - nomora (04/30/2014) [-]
So how's the Michiru been?
User avatar #96 to #55 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/23/2014) [-]
Only finished Sachi's route; which was emotional but not overly heart wrenching. Yumiko's I'm going to try and do in one fell swoop this weekend or early next week.
User avatar #56 to #55 - DmOnZ ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
Way darker than I was expecting it to be... like, waaaaaay darker. I've got my last final today, so once that's done I plan on finishing it either tonight or tomorrow.
User avatar #57 to #56 - nomora (04/30/2014) [-]
I doubt that anybody expected it to be that dark, especially considering how she was portrayed in the common route
#58 to #57 - DmOnZ ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
It certainly merits the use of this picture.
User avatar #61 to #58 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
Well, bad ending, to be fair. Good end was pretty great too though.
User avatar #62 to #61 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Should I do the good end or the bad end first? I think I'm one choice away from that point.
User avatar #63 to #62 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
Her bad end can quite probably hit you harder than Amane's good end. So take that how you will.
#64 to #63 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Well... good thing I don't have to worry about my academic performance being hindered because of it.  Let's get the bad over with, like a bandaid right?  An emotionally debilitating band-aid from hell.
Well... good thing I don't have to worry about my academic performance being hindered because of it. Let's get the bad over with, like a bandaid right? An emotionally debilitating band-aid from hell.
User avatar #65 to #64 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
I just wanna point out now though, pay attention to the details in her eyes when she's happy before making the choice, and then pay attention to them again after picking the bad end. Specifically, when she comes back.
User avatar #66 to #65 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/02/2014) [-]
Awww jesus, I have a feeling that's gonna rip my heart out.
User avatar #75 to #66 - nomora (05/05/2014) [-]
So... did it?
#76 to #75 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Mhmm...
User avatar #77 to #76 - nomora (05/05/2014) [-]
I don't think there was a single thing in it that doesn't take one's heart and smashes it. Makes me depressed just thinking back on it.
User avatar #78 to #77 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
I just... man, I never thought that a fictional character would be able to utterly destroy my emotions like that.
User avatar #80 to #78 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Michiru smash
User avatar #89 to #80 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
It's sad because I feel like I'm cheating the character when I do a different route. Like when I started Michiru's I kept thinking, "well, Amane's only hope was Yuuji and now I'm shutting her out, what the hell's gonna happen to her?". As long as I can get over that with Michiru and Yumiko it should be alright though. It's kinda funny, the first time Yuuji met Yumiko I instantly thought, "I'm gonna dominate the hell out of this pyscho's route"
User avatar #90 to #89 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Amane turns out perfectly fine in Yumiko's, she shows up temporarily in the bad end, and she's working at her family's restaurant again.
User avatar #91 to #90 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Thank god
User avatar #92 to #91 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Though she keeps up with the sexual harassment
User avatar #93 to #92 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Why am I not surprised... I don't think I would expect her to show up to do anything else to be perfectly honest.
User avatar #95 to #93 - nomora (05/23/2014) [-]
So how'd it go?
#81 to #80 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Ahhhh, jesus. I thought the pain would get better, it just gets worse
User avatar #82 to #81 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
So I take it that means you did good end?
#83 to #82 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I did. I mean it's the "good" end of course... but still...
User avatar #85 to #83 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Plus, ya gotta admit that very end scene was pretty cute.
User avatar #86 to #85 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
It was, it really really was. And I guess that's what got me the most, contrasting it with the bad end and all. To be perfectly honest, I think the good end has had a more profound impact on me BECAUSE I did the bad end first.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Well at least both of Yumiko's endings aren't as strong as Michiru's. Quite possibly one of the happiest good ends in the VN.
User avatar #87 to #84 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
I look forward to it, but until then i'm going to have to reach an emotional state of being where my heart doesn't sink into my shoes each time I see Michiru's name.
User avatar #88 to #87 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Well luckily for you, Michiru doesn't show up that much in Yumiko's.
User avatar #79 to #78 - nomora (05/05/2014) [-]
I thought the same before doing hers too.
User avatar #68 to #66 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
So did it?
User avatar #69 to #68 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
My computer started spazzing out on me last night and I couldn't play it. Just got it back but I have to transfer everything back onto it. I'll get to it tomorrow.
User avatar #70 to #69 - nomora (05/03/2014) [-]
Well that sucks.
User avatar #71 to #70 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
It does, the counter says 5 hours left until it's done... all the updates, microsoft office in it's entirety, and pretty much everything but the bare bones software was wiped when they defaulted it back to factory specs.
User avatar #72 to #71 - nomora (05/03/2014) [-]
Pray that your Grisaia save data was backed up then.
User avatar #73 to #72 - DmOnZ ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
I made sure it was, I have delegated folder in my external HD for VN's. No way I would let them wipe it without having absolutely EVERYTHING on backup.
User avatar #74 to #73 - nomora (05/03/2014) [-]
That's good to hear. No effort down the drain.
User avatar #67 to #66 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
Big time.
User avatar #60 to #58 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
Probably the one who's ending was best executed.
User avatar #32 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Still on Amane's route?
User avatar #34 to #32 - DmOnZ ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
It doesn't end... it just keeps going, and going, and going, and going...
User avatar #35 to #34 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Heh. This is why I say it's best to do Amane last to people who ask for the order. It just goes on, and on, and on, and on yeah.

All ********** aside, it took me over 24 hours to do her whole route, and I'm a fast reader.
User avatar #36 to #35 - DmOnZ ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
I can see why, I'd rather save the best for last though.

It's just sooooo much talking and reading. The way Yuuji talks too... it takes him literal hours to get a single idea across, and sometimes it doesn't even do anything for the story. It's kinda like "so after several hours of trying to find sourdough bread in town, I came to the conclusion that dogs CAN be brown sometimes," and we never hear about it again.

That being said, I really like the detail work and story building, there isn't really any stone left unturned.
User avatar #37 to #36 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Have you even reached her past yet?
User avatar #38 to #37 - DmOnZ ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
I literally just got to it. Haven't really delved to deep into it yet, if at all though.
User avatar #39 to #38 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Then you have just boarded Mr Bones Wild Ride.
User avatar #40 to #39 - DmOnZ ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh god, I look forward to it.
User avatar #41 to #40 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Not only is reading it all suffering for the reader, it's suffering for the girls in that part because of what they go through.
User avatar #42 to #41 - DmOnZ ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
This sounds like it's going to be a very... interesting part of the story.
User avatar #43 to #42 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
It is. If you can stand it being even slower than the leadup to it
User avatar #44 to #43 - DmOnZ ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
I tend to speed read a lot of it, but either way it shouldn't be a problem. I've gotten used to recognizing and ignoring the filler that doesn't contribute much to the actual story.
User avatar #45 to #44 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Then you may as well just read the character intros in it, then skip straight to around day 12 of it.

Also, just so ya know, all of her route before her past is only 5 scenes. Each day in her past is a scene, so that's about 16 scenes you'd have to go through
#46 to #45 - DmOnZ ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #46 - nomora (04/13/2014) [-]
So did you get past it yet?
User avatar #48 to #47 - DmOnZ ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
No... I had a final today that I was studying for pretty hard. I'm going to spend tonight and tomorrow playing through it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - nomora (04/13/2014) [-]
Just gotta hate studyin', don't you?

Have fun staying sane. Just like the girls involved in the accident will.
User avatar #50 to #49 - DmOnZ ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
I'd rather shoot myself in the foot than read another calculus text book, but I'm in a spot where the decision isn't really my own.

And holy epic foreshadowing, batman. I look forward to it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - nomora (04/13/2014) [-]
It's amazing how far their sanity, and condition in general, degrades in just a 2 week period.
User avatar #52 to #51 - DmOnZ ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Oh god... and the plot thickens. I was gonna wait a bit, but I think I'll start playing now.
User avatar #53 to #52 - nomora (04/15/2014) [-]
Team captain a **** .
User avatar #33 to #32 - DmOnZ ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you weren't kidding about how long this thing is.
User avatar #28 - nomora (03/22/2014) [-]
How's Grisaia been?
User avatar #29 to #28 - DmOnZ ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
I played a little bit of it (which so far I've been really into), but I've been having problems with Parallels so I'm going to drive home this weekend and get my PC. Other than that, I found the slower pace surprisingly... calming.
User avatar #30 to #29 - nomora (03/22/2014) [-]
Hope it works out for ya.

Yeah, it is pretty calming, even with the hectic stupidity of Makina and Michiru.
User avatar #31 to #30 - DmOnZ ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
yeah, it's perfect for a lazy Saturday afternoon/evening. I just got my PC, so I hope to play some more soon.
#24 - mayhemtuesday (03/22/2014) [-]
the story of your man, i ****** lost it at squirrel with poket knife nub that was great keep up the good work man
#25 to #24 - DmOnZ ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
Feedback that's actually nice... thank you, thank you so much.
Feedback that's actually nice... thank you, thank you so much.
#26 to #25 - mayhemtuesday (03/22/2014) [-]
whether its fake or not is irrelevant, the fact i hard a good laugh is whats important

i dont have a relevant pic so enjoy a random one.
User avatar #27 to #26 - DmOnZ ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
Once again, thank you.
User avatar #20 - acemcgunner (03/20/2014) [-]
my friend request is like forced rape..
User avatar #21 to #20 - DmOnZ ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
It is. You resist it at first, but then you just kinda accept it's happening and let it slide.
User avatar #22 to #21 - acemcgunner (03/20/2014) [-]
yes you get my joke :3
User avatar #23 to #22 - DmOnZ ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
Exactamundo
User avatar #16 - qxangelxp (02/05/2014) [-]
I may be a moron for asking, but what do you mean in this post?
www.funnyjunk.com/Anon+Goes+Goes+To+Target/funny-pictures/5005272/6#6
User avatar #17 to #16 - DmOnZ ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
Burning rubber, as in, he faps so hard he creates a similar effect to a car burning rubber with a condom.
User avatar #18 to #17 - qxangelxp (02/05/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #19 to #18 - DmOnZ ONLINE (02/05/2014) [-]
No problem
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User avatar #12 to #9 - DmOnZ ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Okay strange hairy man who I just met, I believe you.
#8 - sherlyholmes (02/24/2013) [-]
You are a wizard, DmOnZ.
You are a wizard, DmOnZ.
User avatar #10 to #8 - DmOnZ ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
wh... what? But I don't know any spells...
#13 to #10 - sherlyholmes (02/24/2013) [-]
Which makes everything easier for me.
Which makes everything easier for me.
User avatar #14 to #13 - DmOnZ ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Ah.... well... umm... I won't stop you then?
#15 to #14 - sherlyholmes (02/24/2013) [-]
Obviously.
Obviously.
User avatar #7 - reallynotdashie (02/24/2013) [-]
yer a wizard m8.
User avatar #11 to #7 - DmOnZ ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Do I need to get the pointy hat and **** by myself? I never got the, "how to be a wizard" package...
User avatar #2 - amissingmouse (11/04/2012) [-]
Hallo there
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