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#88 - Making themed accounts really only works when A) the entire co…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Vine Comp 0
#100 - momokokoigakubo (05/18/2015) [-]
Why would anyone hate Momoko? And I think I'm going to make a new account, I'm tired of people accusing me of trolling...
#20 - Man, Bloodborne's boss designs are amazing!  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2015 on Transformers! +3
#60 - vladhellsing (05/13/2015) [-]
#49 - unbroken (05/13/2015) [-]
dat blood starved beast though
#8196 - I wish I had the money to do something like that. I'd love to… 05/11/2015 on Anime Social Mk. IV 0
#7866 - Sometime I like to go to a beachside park close to one of the …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Anime Social Mk. IV 0
#8083 - kibitzer (05/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, some time alone is always nice away from everything. If you really feel that you need to get away but don't want to lose the connection entirely, just simply let your friends/family know that...it's better than just letting everything boil over the top and causing avoidable drama.

As for you itt, nothing drastic, but I did have a nice talk with my aunt that I haven't kept in contact for years.
User avatar #7938 - defectivedetective (05/08/2015) [-]
I don't have very much decisions that I've been thinking about, and the ones I do have aren't ones I really want to share here.

Probably like Chaos, I want to move out soon but now's not the best time for it, especially with college slowly getting more and more stressful for me and the person I've been thinking about moving out with. I've also been thinking about getting a motorcycle as well once I move out, my uncle said he's definitely willing to help me with anything like that.
#7901 - crazychaos (05/08/2015) [-]
I want to move out, I have even had my eye on an apartment or two. However, I do not quite make enough money to be able to do it, at least without being worried about it regularly. I also do not want to still be attending classes when I move out, I would rather drop out at this point. Before I move out, I will need to clean some useless stuff out of my closet as well. So it is still a bit far way, but I am satisfied in the fact that my future seems to be in sight now.
User avatar #7890 - TheMather (05/08/2015) [-]
None really. Only decisions I'm refraining from are because they go against my own standards for myself. If I were to make them, I'd lose respect for myself.
Catches I could deal with, but I'm not gonna sacrifice my own opinion of me, that's like my #1 source of power.
User avatar #7878 - babybeel (05/08/2015) [-]
I'm sure there are many companies out there that support you in back-packing.

ITT: Nothing really, I'm on the route I want already. Though I guess at times I wonder what it'd be like to be a parent.
But then I babysit for the day and that thought passes.
#7867 - andyyy (05/08/2015) [-]
It sounds like it's time to delete all your social network accounts, pack your bags, and head straight to Japan

As for your question, I don't really know, I'm pretty satisfied with how things are right now
If I had to pick something, it would probably be something like I said above, just packing my bags and head to a new location by myself for a few months

Prayin fo day speedy recovery yo
User avatar #8196 - DmOnZ (05/11/2015) [-]
I wish I had the money to do something like that. I'd love to go on a backpacking trip through south east and eastern asia.

And thanks, it's nothing serious, just takes some time to heal.
#7864 - >> #7820 , Nothing horrible, but it's just a bunch of mi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on Anime Social Mk. IV 0
User avatar #7887 - oshily (05/08/2015) [-]
Had a DS and currently have a 3DS.
#7863 - Depends on the country/region. In North America your Undergra…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on Anime Social Mk. IV 0
User avatar #7886 - oshily (05/08/2015) [-]
Well, we have Bachelor's and Master's in the EU, at least EU wide afaik, 3 or 3 1/2 years Bachelor's, 2 years Master's
#92 - Ahhh, Grapefruit, or some say grape, fruit Do the wai… 05/06/2015 on Asiz 0
#40 - There's a difference between violently annexing an independent…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on You dun fucked up +5
User avatar #127 - captchakid (05/02/2015) [-]
Except that we're backed by most countries when we do what we do, and other countries typically follow suit after we do it. They let America take the fall for the interdiction, then while their media and citizens make fun of America, they follow up with America anyway.

America is a world police force, whether you wanna admit it or not, and its typically for the better that we do this.
#7226 - Probably a three wheeled car. That or a fully kitted out G-Wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Anime Social Mk. IV +1
User avatar #7231 - aamann (05/02/2015) [-]
Apartment. Less space to clean / maintain.
#7225 - bb, ur gorgeous. What do you do when you can't sleep …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Anime Social Mk. IV +1
User avatar #7229 - andyyy (05/02/2015) [-]
don't look at the clock and roll around until I find a good sleeping position

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#103 - DmOnZ (01/02/2015) [+] (3 replies)
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I like music; if you're reading this, post your favourite song.
User avatar #104 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/06/2015) [-]
User avatar #105 to #104 - DmOnZ (01/26/2015) [-]
wtf, when the hell did you post here?
User avatar #106 to #105 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
That's....an excellent question I don't even remember
User avatar #107 to #106 - DmOnZ (01/26/2015) [-]
I'm obviously not the most observant person in the world then...
User avatar #108 to #107 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/26/2015) [-]
I'm like mildly drunk and have the worst kind of short term memory
#100 - enzothesomething (12/18/2014) [-]
never forgetti comment you left on pony cum jar post
User avatar #101 to #100 - DmOnZ (12/18/2014) [-]
Left that much of an impression, huh?
User avatar #99 - soundofwinter (06/21/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #55 - nomora (04/30/2014) [-]
So how's the Michiru been?
User avatar #96 to #55 - DmOnZ (05/23/2014) [-]
Only finished Sachi's route; which was emotional but not overly heart wrenching. Yumiko's I'm going to try and do in one fell swoop this weekend or early next week.
User avatar #56 to #55 - DmOnZ (04/30/2014) [-]
Way darker than I was expecting it to be... like, waaaaaay darker. I've got my last final today, so once that's done I plan on finishing it either tonight or tomorrow.
User avatar #57 to #56 - nomora (04/30/2014) [-]
I doubt that anybody expected it to be that dark, especially considering how she was portrayed in the common route
#58 to #57 - DmOnZ (04/30/2014) [-]
It certainly merits the use of this picture.
User avatar #61 to #58 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
Well, bad ending, to be fair. Good end was pretty great too though.
User avatar #62 to #61 - DmOnZ (05/02/2014) [-]
Should I do the good end or the bad end first? I think I'm one choice away from that point.
User avatar #63 to #62 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
Her bad end can quite probably hit you harder than Amane's good end. So take that how you will.
#64 to #63 - DmOnZ (05/02/2014) [-]
Well... good thing I don't have to worry about my academic performance being hindered because of it.  Let's get the bad over with, like a bandaid right?  An emotionally debilitating band-aid from hell.
Well... good thing I don't have to worry about my academic performance being hindered because of it. Let's get the bad over with, like a bandaid right? An emotionally debilitating band-aid from hell.
User avatar #65 to #64 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
I just wanna point out now though, pay attention to the details in her eyes when she's happy before making the choice, and then pay attention to them again after picking the bad end. Specifically, when she comes back.
User avatar #66 to #65 - DmOnZ (05/02/2014) [-]
Awww jesus, I have a feeling that's gonna rip my heart out.
User avatar #75 to #66 - nomora (05/05/2014) [-]
So... did it?
#76 to #75 - DmOnZ (05/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #77 to #76 - nomora (05/05/2014) [-]
I don't think there was a single thing in it that doesn't take one's heart and smashes it. Makes me depressed just thinking back on it.
User avatar #78 to #77 - DmOnZ (05/05/2014) [-]
I just... man, I never thought that a fictional character would be able to utterly destroy my emotions like that.
User avatar #80 to #78 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Michiru smash
User avatar #89 to #80 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
It's sad because I feel like I'm cheating the character when I do a different route. Like when I started Michiru's I kept thinking, "well, Amane's only hope was Yuuji and now I'm shutting her out, what the hell's gonna happen to her?". As long as I can get over that with Michiru and Yumiko it should be alright though. It's kinda funny, the first time Yuuji met Yumiko I instantly thought, "I'm gonna dominate the hell out of this pyscho's route"
User avatar #90 to #89 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Amane turns out perfectly fine in Yumiko's, she shows up temporarily in the bad end, and she's working at her family's restaurant again.
User avatar #91 to #90 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
Thank god
User avatar #92 to #91 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Though she keeps up with the sexual harassment
User avatar #93 to #92 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
Why am I not surprised... I don't think I would expect her to show up to do anything else to be perfectly honest.
User avatar #95 to #93 - nomora (05/23/2014) [-]
So how'd it go?
#81 to #80 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
Ahhhh, jesus. I thought the pain would get better, it just gets worse
User avatar #82 to #81 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
So I take it that means you did good end?
#83 to #82 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I did. I mean it's the "good" end of course... but still...
User avatar #85 to #83 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Plus, ya gotta admit that very end scene was pretty cute.
User avatar #86 to #85 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
It was, it really really was. And I guess that's what got me the most, contrasting it with the bad end and all. To be perfectly honest, I think the good end has had a more profound impact on me BECAUSE I did the bad end first.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Well at least both of Yumiko's endings aren't as strong as Michiru's. Quite possibly one of the happiest good ends in the VN.
User avatar #87 to #84 - DmOnZ (05/10/2014) [-]
I look forward to it, but until then i'm going to have to reach an emotional state of being where my heart doesn't sink into my shoes each time I see Michiru's name.
User avatar #88 to #87 - nomora (05/10/2014) [-]
Well luckily for you, Michiru doesn't show up that much in Yumiko's.
User avatar #79 to #78 - nomora (05/05/2014) [-]
I thought the same before doing hers too.
User avatar #68 to #66 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
So did it?
User avatar #69 to #68 - DmOnZ (05/03/2014) [-]
My computer started spazzing out on me last night and I couldn't play it. Just got it back but I have to transfer everything back onto it. I'll get to it tomorrow.
User avatar #70 to #69 - nomora (05/03/2014) [-]
Well that sucks.
User avatar #71 to #70 - DmOnZ (05/03/2014) [-]
It does, the counter says 5 hours left until it's done... all the updates, microsoft office in it's entirety, and pretty much everything but the bare bones software was wiped when they defaulted it back to factory specs.
User avatar #72 to #71 - nomora (05/03/2014) [-]
Pray that your Grisaia save data was backed up then.
User avatar #73 to #72 - DmOnZ (05/03/2014) [-]
I made sure it was, I have delegated folder in my external HD for VN's. No way I would let them wipe it without having absolutely EVERYTHING on backup.
User avatar #74 to #73 - nomora (05/03/2014) [-]
That's good to hear. No effort down the drain.
User avatar #67 to #66 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
Big time.
User avatar #60 to #58 - nomora (05/02/2014) [-]
Probably the one who's ending was best executed.
User avatar #32 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Still on Amane's route?
User avatar #34 to #32 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
It doesn't end... it just keeps going, and going, and going, and going...
User avatar #35 to #34 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Heh. This is why I say it's best to do Amane last to people who ask for the order. It just goes on, and on, and on, and on yeah.

All ********** aside, it took me over 24 hours to do her whole route, and I'm a fast reader.
User avatar #36 to #35 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
I can see why, I'd rather save the best for last though.

It's just sooooo much talking and reading. The way Yuuji talks too... it takes him literal hours to get a single idea across, and sometimes it doesn't even do anything for the story. It's kinda like "so after several hours of trying to find sourdough bread in town, I came to the conclusion that dogs CAN be brown sometimes," and we never hear about it again.

That being said, I really like the detail work and story building, there isn't really any stone left unturned.
User avatar #37 to #36 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Have you even reached her past yet?
User avatar #38 to #37 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
I literally just got to it. Haven't really delved to deep into it yet, if at all though.
User avatar #39 to #38 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Then you have just boarded Mr Bones Wild Ride.
User avatar #40 to #39 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
Oh god, I look forward to it.
User avatar #41 to #40 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Not only is reading it all suffering for the reader, it's suffering for the girls in that part because of what they go through.
User avatar #42 to #41 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
This sounds like it's going to be a very... interesting part of the story.
User avatar #43 to #42 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
It is. If you can stand it being even slower than the leadup to it
User avatar #44 to #43 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
I tend to speed read a lot of it, but either way it shouldn't be a problem. I've gotten used to recognizing and ignoring the filler that doesn't contribute much to the actual story.
User avatar #45 to #44 - nomora (04/08/2014) [-]
Then you may as well just read the character intros in it, then skip straight to around day 12 of it.

Also, just so ya know, all of her route before her past is only 5 scenes. Each day in her past is a scene, so that's about 16 scenes you'd have to go through
User avatar #47 to #46 - nomora (04/13/2014) [-]
So did you get past it yet?
User avatar #48 to #47 - DmOnZ (04/13/2014) [-]
No... I had a final today that I was studying for pretty hard. I'm going to spend tonight and tomorrow playing through it.
User avatar #49 to #48 - nomora (04/13/2014) [-]
Just gotta hate studyin', don't you?

Have fun staying sane. Just like the girls involved in the accident will.
User avatar #50 to #49 - DmOnZ (04/13/2014) [-]
I'd rather shoot myself in the foot than read another calculus text book, but I'm in a spot where the decision isn't really my own.

And holy epic foreshadowing, batman. I look forward to it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - nomora (04/13/2014) [-]
It's amazing how far their sanity, and condition in general, degrades in just a 2 week period.
User avatar #52 to #51 - DmOnZ (04/13/2014) [-]
Oh god... and the plot thickens. I was gonna wait a bit, but I think I'll start playing now.
User avatar #53 to #52 - nomora (04/15/2014) [-]
Team captain a **** .
User avatar #33 to #32 - DmOnZ (04/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you weren't kidding about how long this thing is.
User avatar #28 - nomora (03/22/2014) [-]
How's Grisaia been?
User avatar #29 to #28 - DmOnZ (03/22/2014) [-]
I played a little bit of it (which so far I've been really into), but I've been having problems with Parallels so I'm going to drive home this weekend and get my PC. Other than that, I found the slower pace surprisingly... calming.
User avatar #30 to #29 - nomora (03/22/2014) [-]
Hope it works out for ya.

Yeah, it is pretty calming, even with the hectic stupidity of Makina and Michiru.
User avatar #31 to #30 - DmOnZ (03/23/2014) [-]
yeah, it's perfect for a lazy Saturday afternoon/evening. I just got my PC, so I hope to play some more soon.
#24 - mayhemtuesday (03/22/2014) [-]
the story of your man, i ****** lost it at squirrel with poket knife nub that was great keep up the good work man
#25 to #24 - DmOnZ (03/22/2014) [-]
Feedback that's actually nice... thank you, thank you so much.
Feedback that's actually nice... thank you, thank you so much.
#26 to #25 - mayhemtuesday (03/22/2014) [-]
whether its fake or not is irrelevant, the fact i hard a good laugh is whats important

i dont have a relevant pic so enjoy a random one.
User avatar #27 to #26 - DmOnZ (03/22/2014) [-]
Once again, thank you.
User avatar #20 - acemcgunner (03/20/2014) [-]
my friend request is like forced rape..
User avatar #21 to #20 - DmOnZ (03/20/2014) [-]
It is. You resist it at first, but then you just kinda accept it's happening and let it slide.
User avatar #22 to #21 - acemcgunner (03/20/2014) [-]
yes you get my joke :3
User avatar #23 to #22 - DmOnZ (03/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #16 - qxangelxp (02/05/2014) [-]
I may be a moron for asking, but what do you mean in this post?
User avatar #17 to #16 - DmOnZ (02/05/2014) [-]
Burning rubber, as in, he faps so hard he creates a similar effect to a car burning rubber with a condom.
User avatar #18 to #17 - qxangelxp (02/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 to #18 - DmOnZ (02/05/2014) [-]
No problem
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User avatar #12 to #9 - DmOnZ (02/24/2013) [-]
Okay strange hairy man who I just met, I believe you.
#8 - sherlyholmes (02/24/2013) [-]
You are a wizard, DmOnZ.
You are a wizard, DmOnZ.
User avatar #10 to #8 - DmOnZ (02/24/2013) [-]
wh... what? But I don't know any spells...
#13 to #10 - sherlyholmes (02/24/2013) [-]
Which makes everything easier for me.
Which makes everything easier for me.
User avatar #14 to #13 - DmOnZ (02/24/2013) [-]
Ah.... well... umm... I won't stop you then?
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User avatar #7 - reallynotdashie (02/24/2013) [-]
yer a wizard m8.
User avatar #11 to #7 - DmOnZ (02/24/2013) [-]
Do I need to get the pointy hat and **** by myself? I never got the, "how to be a wizard" package...
User avatar #2 - amissingmouse (11/04/2012) [-]
Hallo there
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