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Age: 27
Date Signed Up:6/22/2009
Last Login:11/07/2011
Location:New Jersey
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Hope you all love me super sweet profile, and yes this is THE Danny P. i would just like to say that i am officially in the top 300, gee wizz all of you must love me. I have many other friends on this site who some of you might call them trolls. if you are a "troll", then please friend me. funnyjunk rules, it's where i have the supery doopery coolio opportunity to share all my friends and family. i hope you all love me and my pics :)

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#152 - Those last 2 sentences made absolutely no sence and confused m…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2011 on Dizer's profile 0
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#153 - Crusader (11/05/2011) [-]
I gave the places that those objects started.
Bill Gates did not create the computer, he created the home PC
#422 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2011 on Frape 0
#423 - calibratuner Comment deleted by Dizer
#150 - Actually i have been playing you all along :) Alexander…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2011 on Dizer's profile 0
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#151 - Crusader (11/03/2011) [-]
Um, Graham Bell was scottish decent
and for most of those you are thinking of where they became they became well known or who made them famous
I gave the original roots to everything Bill gates made the PC
User avatar
#152 - Dizer (11/04/2011) [-]
Those last 2 sentences made absolutely no sence and confused me.........Btw Gray Bell is my boy and he told me he thinks your a pretty cool guy.......
User avatar
#153 - Crusader (11/05/2011) [-]
I gave the places that those objects started.
Bill Gates did not create the computer, he created the home PC
#147 - I cant believe you take pride in your filfthy Scottish *******…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/03/2011 on Dizer's profile 0
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#148 - Crusader (11/03/2011) [-]
A canadian created the telephone
Germany created the TV
The Computer was the USA and Britain
The first steam engine was made before any known colonies were made in the americas
No single country can claim to have found the most medicines, since most have been found in multiple places.
What sport are you referring to?
-basketball was invented by the aztecs
-football is based off of rugby and hurling
-Soccer was created thousands of years ago
-Wrestling was worldwide thousands of years ago
-hockey dates back thousands of years, ice hockey was canada and the usa
-Tennis was 12th century france
So what sport were you referring to?


This is how I know you aren't the real Danny P he would have simply given up on this argument a long time ago
User avatar
#150 - Dizer (11/03/2011) [-]
Actually i have been playing you all along :)

Alexander Graham Bell(Scottish Guy) created the telephone
John Logie Baird(Scottish Guy) TV
Bill Gates USA
Yupperoonis
Japan
Soccer-France
basketball-America
football-rugby-England
wr estling-Greece
Ice hockey-CANADIA
Tennis-13th century France

Silly Goose!

I cant believe you fell in my trap Silly Billy! ah i love acting out of character I can be a fat child or I can be an angry American who thinks they invented everything!

btw im from Winnipeg :)
User avatar
#151 - Crusader (11/03/2011) [-]
Um, Graham Bell was scottish decent
and for most of those you are thinking of where they became they became well known or who made them famous
I gave the original roots to everything Bill gates made the PC
User avatar
#152 - Dizer (11/04/2011) [-]
Those last 2 sentences made absolutely no sence and confused me.........Btw Gray Bell is my boy and he told me he thinks your a pretty cool guy.......
User avatar
#153 - Crusader (11/05/2011) [-]
I gave the places that those objects started.
Bill Gates did not create the computer, he created the home PC
User avatar
#149 - Crusader (11/03/2011) [-]
Also, our ancestors are your ancestors, therefore you are disgracing your own country
#42 - Well i can honestly say that you are the only person that does… 11/02/2011 on School Project -2
#145 - Yupperoonis! 11/02/2011 on Dizer's profile 0
#144 - Yeh well you still have those dirty bagpipe playing baby-eatin…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/02/2011 on Dizer's profile 0
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#146 - Crusader (11/03/2011) [-]
If you're trying to troll me then you are failing epically, you seem to be more angry than I am.
And you guys have the scottish as well, we just have the cool scottish people, you know, the ones that can wear a kilt and still kick ass
User avatar
#147 - Dizer (11/03/2011) [-]
I cant believe you take pride in your filfthy Scottish Niggers!

You should show some respect to us Americans we invented everything!

TV
Computer
Telephone
Steam engine
Most medicines
All sports except the gay ones
And about everything else thats not supergay


Oh yeah and you canadians and wherever the hell all your ancestors come from can suck americas BIG FAT JUICY DICK!
User avatar
#148 - Crusader (11/03/2011) [-]
A canadian created the telephone
Germany created the TV
The Computer was the USA and Britain
The first steam engine was made before any known colonies were made in the americas
No single country can claim to have found the most medicines, since most have been found in multiple places.
What sport are you referring to?
-basketball was invented by the aztecs
-football is based off of rugby and hurling
-Soccer was created thousands of years ago
-Wrestling was worldwide thousands of years ago
-hockey dates back thousands of years, ice hockey was canada and the usa
-Tennis was 12th century france
So what sport were you referring to?


This is how I know you aren't the real Danny P he would have simply given up on this argument a long time ago
User avatar
#150 - Dizer (11/03/2011) [-]
Actually i have been playing you all along :)

Alexander Graham Bell(Scottish Guy) created the telephone
John Logie Baird(Scottish Guy) TV
Bill Gates USA
Yupperoonis
Japan
Soccer-France
basketball-America
football-rugby-England
wr estling-Greece
Ice hockey-CANADIA
Tennis-13th century France

Silly Goose!

I cant believe you fell in my trap Silly Billy! ah i love acting out of character I can be a fat child or I can be an angry American who thinks they invented everything!

btw im from Winnipeg :)
User avatar
#151 - Crusader (11/03/2011) [-]
Um, Graham Bell was scottish decent
and for most of those you are thinking of where they became they became well known or who made them famous
I gave the original roots to everything Bill gates made the PC
User avatar
#152 - Dizer (11/04/2011) [-]
Those last 2 sentences made absolutely no sence and confused me.........Btw Gray Bell is my boy and he told me he thinks your a pretty cool guy.......
User avatar
#153 - Crusader (11/05/2011) [-]
I gave the places that those objects started.
Bill Gates did not create the computer, he created the home PC
User avatar
#149 - Crusader (11/03/2011) [-]
Also, our ancestors are your ancestors, therefore you are disgracing your own country
#182 - Sometimes i get tired of trolling you 12 year olds mainly beca… 11/02/2011 on Troll dad -1
#141 - Yeh well atleast our country wasnt founded by a bunch of dirty…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/01/2011 on Dizer's profile 0
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#142 - Crusader (11/02/2011) [-]
Actually, at the time Ireland was ruled by England, and it was the French and British that founded our country, just like yours, but you guys had spaniards as well.
And before you go attacking the french, remember that without their help, it was very unlikely that you would have won the revolution.
User avatar
#144 - Dizer (11/02/2011) [-]
Yeh well you still have those dirty bagpipe playing baby-eating scots! and Fuck all of these pussie ass frenchies if i got a nerf gun theyd surrender to me! and fuck all Spanish cunts aswell we rule the world it is our birth-rite we are genetically superior! and if you dont believe the Scottish thing people from Scotland and Canada say House and Out the same way! you Inbred Nonsensical Fuckers!
User avatar
#146 - Crusader (11/03/2011) [-]
If you're trying to troll me then you are failing epically, you seem to be more angry than I am.
And you guys have the scottish as well, we just have the cool scottish people, you know, the ones that can wear a kilt and still kick ass
User avatar
#147 - Dizer (11/03/2011) [-]
I cant believe you take pride in your filfthy Scottish Niggers!

You should show some respect to us Americans we invented everything!

TV
Computer
Telephone
Steam engine
Most medicines
All sports except the gay ones
And about everything else thats not supergay


Oh yeah and you canadians and wherever the hell all your ancestors come from can suck americas BIG FAT JUICY DICK!
User avatar
#148 - Crusader (11/03/2011) [-]
A canadian created the telephone
Germany created the TV
The Computer was the USA and Britain
The first steam engine was made before any known colonies were made in the americas
No single country can claim to have found the most medicines, since most have been found in multiple places.
What sport are you referring to?
-basketball was invented by the aztecs
-football is based off of rugby and hurling
-Soccer was created thousands of years ago
-Wrestling was worldwide thousands of years ago
-hockey dates back thousands of years, ice hockey was canada and the usa
-Tennis was 12th century france
So what sport were you referring to?


This is how I know you aren't the real Danny P he would have simply given up on this argument a long time ago
User avatar
#150 - Dizer (11/03/2011) [-]
Actually i have been playing you all along :)

Alexander Graham Bell(Scottish Guy) created the telephone
John Logie Baird(Scottish Guy) TV
Bill Gates USA
Yupperoonis
Japan
Soccer-France
basketball-America
football-rugby-England
wr estling-Greece
Ice hockey-CANADIA
Tennis-13th century France

Silly Goose!

I cant believe you fell in my trap Silly Billy! ah i love acting out of character I can be a fat child or I can be an angry American who thinks they invented everything!

btw im from Winnipeg :)
User avatar
#151 - Crusader (11/03/2011) [-]
Um, Graham Bell was scottish decent
and for most of those you are thinking of where they became they became well known or who made them famous
I gave the original roots to everything Bill gates made the PC
User avatar
#152 - Dizer (11/04/2011) [-]
Those last 2 sentences made absolutely no sence and confused me.........Btw Gray Bell is my boy and he told me he thinks your a pretty cool guy.......
User avatar
#153 - Crusader (11/05/2011) [-]
I gave the places that those objects started.
Bill Gates did not create the computer, he created the home PC
User avatar
#149 - Crusader (11/03/2011) [-]
Also, our ancestors are your ancestors, therefore you are disgracing your own country
#131 - FAT BEN MADE POOP! A MAI GAWD! SOOOO MUCH POOP! ACH ITZ EVRAWH… 11/01/2011 on Treat or Trick -26
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#143 - kmanson (11/02/2011) [-]
are you christian in any way
#145 to #154 - Dizer (11/02/2011) [-]
Yupperoonis!
#133 - calebderp (11/01/2011) [-]
you are a homo....**** you
#135 to #144 - Dizer (11/01/2011) [-]
You dont have to be such a meanie bo beanie and being gay is wrong silly!
#119 - mowamba (10/31/2011) [-]
you are a Richard Simmons
#120 to #130 - Dizer (10/31/2011) [-]
Silly Goose! my name's not Richard Simmons its Danny P!
#123 to #131 - mowamba (11/01/2011) [-]
yeah danny p the Richard Simmons
#125 to #134 - Dizer (11/01/2011) [-]
Mowamba son of Richard Simmons
#126 to #136 - mowamba (11/01/2011) [-]
i dont even know why you are on here, nobody likes you
#127 to #137 - Dizer (11/01/2011) [-]
Everybody likes me! are you jelly that I have many fans and nobody likes you? AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#128 to #138 - mowamba (11/01/2011) [-]
yea im jelous of some fat ass Richard Simmons who spamms and thinks he is a good troll when he isnt.
#129 to #139 - Dizer (11/01/2011) [-]
Quote Sinconn

"What the **** is going on in this profile?

Also, you newfegs. If you respond to a troll, you are feeding him. Even if you call him a '******* troll. You are just **** yourselves. I honestly feel sorry for the people that you guys hang around or even the parents that raised you. You are utter ****.

And to Dizer. I honestly don't know what the **** is going on in here, but keep doing it.
You don't need to deal with these dumb *****."

:)
#130 to #140 - mowamba (11/01/2011) [-]
everything you post gets thumbed down, and everyone hates you
#131 to #141 - Dizer (11/01/2011) [-]
Are you colorblind? everything i post gets green thumbs! Silly Billy!
#132 to #142 - mowamba (11/01/2011) [-]
#134 to #143 - Dizer (11/01/2011) [-]
#136 to #145 - mowamba (11/01/2011) [-]
why am i even wasting my time on you?
why am i even wasting my time on you?
#137 to #147 - Dizer (11/01/2011) [-]
Because I like trolling 12 year olds?
#138 to #148 - mowamba (11/01/2011) [-]
im 14 you Richard Simmons **** you
im 14 you Richard Simmons **** you
#139 to #149 - Dizer (11/01/2011) [-]
BIG DIFFERENCE! and the fact that you have to express yourself with gifs shows me you have a small PENIS and I don't think this website is safe for little kiddies like you!
#114 - roflstorm ONLINE (10/31/2011) [-]
great
another angry fat kid too antisocial to do something useful with his life.
#116 to #124 - Dizer (10/31/2011) [-]
Not true I make 3D pixel art on Minecraft of Pokemon!
#112 - Crusader (10/30/2011) [-]
Not the real Danny P, the real Danny P had some level of photoshop skills, these look like an epileptic horse had sex with a goat as it was smashing it's face into a keyboard to create these.

Also, Danny P used real sentences.
#118 to #122 - Dizer (10/31/2011) [-]
Try something that will hurt my feelings next time you smelly Canadian!


<-------------(an example of my sooper dooper photo editing skills.
#115 to #122 - Dizer (10/31/2011) [-]
Oh you Silly Canadian Billy! i suppose you have not seen any of my earlier Sweet pics and i do use real sentences there's no such thing as a fake sentence silly goose!

Oh and here's a question for Canada? how come Canada is so lucky to be home to Justin Bieber?
#140 to #125 - Crusader (11/01/2011) [-]
because you guys have Clay Aiken, Rebecca Black, Lil' Wayne, Lil' Jon, and numerous other people.
#141 to #151 - Dizer (11/01/2011) [-]
Yeh well atleast our country wasnt founded by a bunch of dirty Immigrants from Scotland and Ireland our country was founded by classy Englishmen!
#142 to #152 - Crusader (11/02/2011) [-]
Actually, at the time Ireland was ruled by England, and it was the French and British that founded our country, just like yours, but you guys had spaniards as well.
And before you go attacking the french, remember that without their help, it was very unlikely that you would have won the revolution.
#144 to #153 - Dizer (11/02/2011) [-]
Yeh well you still have those dirty bagpipe playing baby-eating scots! and **** all of these pussie ass frenchies if i got a nerf gun theyd surrender to me! and **** all Spanish cunts aswell we rule the world it is our birth-rite we are genetically superior! and if you dont believe the Scottish thing people from Scotland and Canada say House and Out the same way! you Inbred Nonsensical *******!
#146 to #155 - Crusader (11/03/2011) [-]
If you're trying to troll me then you are failing epically, you seem to be more angry than I am.
And you guys have the scottish as well, we just have the cool scottish people, you know, the ones that can wear a kilt and still kick ass
#147 to #157 - Dizer (11/03/2011) [-]
I cant believe you take pride in your filfthy Scottish *******!

You should show some respect to us Americans we invented everything!

TV
Computer
Telephone
Steam engine
Most medicines
All sports except the gay ones
And about everything else thats not supergay


Oh yeah and you canadians and wherever the hell all your ancestors come from can suck americas BIG FAT JUICY DICK!
#148 to #158 - Crusader (11/03/2011) [-]
A canadian created the telephone
Germany created the TV
The Computer was the USA and Britain
The first steam engine was made before any known colonies were made in the americas
No single country can claim to have found the most medicines, since most have been found in multiple places.
What sport are you referring to?
-basketball was invented by the aztecs
-football is based off of rugby and hurling
-Soccer was created thousands of years ago
-Wrestling was worldwide thousands of years ago
-hockey dates back thousands of years, ice hockey was canada and the usa
-Tennis was 12th century france
So what sport were you referring to?


This is how I know you aren't the real Danny P he would have simply given up on this argument a long time ago
#150 to #159 - Dizer (11/03/2011) [-]
Actually i have been playing you all along :)

Alexander Graham Bell(Scottish Guy) created the telephone
John Logie Baird(Scottish Guy) TV
Bill Gates USA
Yupperoonis
Japan
Soccer-France
basketball-America
football-rugby-England
wr estling-Greece
Ice hockey-CANADIA
Tennis-13th century France

Silly Goose!

I cant believe you fell in my trap Silly Billy! ah i love acting out of character I can be a fat child or I can be an angry American who thinks they invented everything!

btw im from Winnipeg :)
#151 to #161 - Crusader (11/03/2011) [-]
Um, Graham Bell was scottish decent
and for most of those you are thinking of where they became they became well known or who made them famous
I gave the original roots to everything Bill gates made the PC
#152 to #162 - Dizer (11/04/2011) [-]
Those last 2 sentences made absolutely no sence and confused me.........Btw Gray Bell is my boy and he told me he thinks your a pretty cool guy.......
#153 to #163 - Crusader (11/05/2011) [-]
I gave the places that those objects started.
Bill Gates did not create the computer, he created the home PC
#149 to #159 - Crusader (11/03/2011) [-]
Also, our ancestors are your ancestors, therefore you are disgracing your own country
#110 - furryflava (10/30/2011) [-]
#111 to #120 - Dizer (10/30/2011) [-]
Silly Billy! being gay is wrong! hahahah evertbody knows that! and btw theres no such thing as bi your just kidding yourself! Silly Goose!

Infact you know what if you want to throw all your opportunities away and just get railed up the ass by men in skunk suits than thats fine by me!
#89 - noblescar (10/29/2011) [-]
What are you....?
#90 to #99 - Dizer (10/29/2011) [-]
I am the chosen one.....................
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#86 to #95 - Dizer (10/28/2011) [-]
Yuppers!
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#81 - mylilponyrocks (10/28/2011) [-]
Did you troll the thread yet?
#82 to #85 - Dizer (10/28/2011) [-]
No! good idea! what one do you recommend?
#83 to #86 - mylilponyrocks (10/28/2011) [-]
The Pony thread.
DO EEEEEEET!
#84 to #87 - Dizer (10/28/2011) [-]
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#79 - mylilponyrocks (10/28/2011) [-]
You're a troll aren't you?
#80 to #83 - Dizer (10/28/2011) [-]