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#2 - Picture 10 hours ago on Remember when 4chan: +97
#6 - south africa is so british they still speak degenerate dutch  [+] (4 new replies) 10 hours ago on Niger Niggers Near Nigeria +3
#15 - lulzdealer (1 minute ago) [-]
Ya'll just mad Boers kicked your ass and then left just enough of their culture behind that it still crumples your teabags

i swear to fuck if ya'll can't tell this is a joke...
#7 - anon (10 hours ago) [-]
It started out as a Dutch colony. However, the British took it from the Dutch after 2 invasions.

The only thing I've been surprised about is how the English actually need 2 attemps. We laugh at them in defeat.
#9 - anon (6 hours ago) [-]
jesus christ why do they have to take everything
#13 - anon (1 hour ago) [-]
Because fuck yooouuu
#6 - I always have a spare thumb for allahu ackbar 11 hours ago on Peekaboo! +5
#14 - also goat cheese = satans jizz  [+] (18 new replies) 11 hours ago on How the cheese war ended +47
User avatar #25 - bloodspider (9 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck are France and Italy doing.
User avatar #54 - psykobear (4 hours ago) [-]
What do you think they're doing?
#27 - marshallbowdrie (9 hours ago) [-]
You dissin' my boy France?
User avatar #68 - traelos (3 hours ago) [-]
>Helps us out in late 1700s
>All the good french die fighting for Napoleon
>Not being able to beat the Germans who are being tagged team by France, GB and Russia for like 4 years until the Americans also show up so its 4v1
>1939 like wtf
>Utter failure in Africa until very recently

You're as bad as the British pretending their empire that hasn't existed for 100 years makes up for the past 2 centuries of incompetence.
#70 - marshallbowdrie (3 hours ago) [-]
What the fuck que tu viens de dire putain de moi, petite salope? Je vais devoir vous savez je suis diplômé en haut de ma classe dans la Navy Seals, et je avez été impliqué dans de nombreux raids secrets sur Al-Qaïda, et je dois plus de 300 tués confirmés. Je suis formé dans la guerre des gorilles et je suis le meilleur tireur d'élite dans les forces armées américaines entières. Vous n'êtes rien pour moi, mais juste une autre cible. Je vais vous essuyez la baise avec précision les goûts qui n'a jamais été vu avant sur cette Terre, marquer mes mots putains. Vous pensez que vous pouvez tirer en disant que la merde pour moi sur l'Internet? Détrompez-vous, baiseur. Comme nous parlons Je contacte mon réseau secret d'espions à travers les USA et votre IP est tracée dès maintenant afin de mieux vous préparer à la tempête, la mouche. La tempête qui efface la petite chose pathétique vous appelez votre vie. Tu baises morts, gamin. Je peux être n'importe où, à tout moment, et je peux vous tuer plus de sept cent façons, et que est juste avec mes mains nues. Non seulement je suis beaucoup entraîné en combat à mains nues, mais je avoir accès à tout l'arsenal de la Marine Corps des Etats-Unis et je vais l'utiliser à sa pleine mesure pour essuyer ton cul misérable de la surface du continent, petite merde. Si seulement vous pouviez avez connu ce châtiment impie votre petit commentaire "intelligent" était sur le point de faire tomber sur vous, peut-être vous auriez tenu ta putain de langue. Mais vous ne pouviez pas, vous ne l'a pas, et maintenant que vous payez le prix, vous putain idiot. Je vais chier fureur sur vous et vous noyer en elle. Tu baises morts, gamin.
#99 - dasbrot (15 minutes ago) [-]
here you go marshallbowie.
User avatar #101 - marshallbowdrie (9 minutes ago) [-]
Quick copy and paste into Google Translate bruh. But I am actually learning French. Bonjur, je m'appelle marshallbowdrie de Amérique.
User avatar #82 - romuloid (2 hours ago) [-]
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What the fuck did you just fucking tell me, little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in many secret raids on al Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed killed. I am trained in war gorillas and I'm the best marksman in the entire US Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I'll wipe the fuck accurately taste that has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. Think you can get away with saying that shit to me on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I contact my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is traced now to better prepare for the storm, fly. The storm that clears the pathetic little thing you call your life. You fuck dead kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you more than seven hundred different ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I trained a lot in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass miserable from the surface of the continent, little shit. If only you could have known this unholy retribution your little comment "clever" was about to fall on you, maybe you would have kept your fucking language. But you could not, you do not have it, and now you pay the price, you fucking idiot. I'll shit on you fury and drown in it. You fuck dead kid.
#81 - kristovsky (2 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #78 - italianfrosttroll (2 hours ago) [-]
The french in this is utter horse shit, my scrotum can conjugate better than whoever wrote this.
#84 - marshallbowdrie (2 hours ago) [-]
Oh...well then...
#72 - traelos (3 hours ago) [-]
Ferme ta bouche, tu vache.

And that completes my display of knowledge of the French language.
User avatar #79 - italianfrosttroll (2 hours ago) [-]
You said "close your mouth, you cow." But in a way where cow is a verb and not a noun. So it's like "close your mouth, you person who is cowing"(paraphrasing).
#86 - traelos (1 hour ago) [-]
You keep typing but all I read is 'moo moo moo'.
User avatar #88 - italianfrosttroll (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm American. I have assimilated from the icy homeland.
#89 - traelos (1 hour ago) [-]


#36 - battletechmech (6 hours ago) [-]
you can degenerate into shit, after all we did have to invade you.
#64 - anon (3 hours ago) [-]
wich wouldn't of happened because you never existed
#13 - you've got me halfway a 1000 word essay on why you're wrong wh… 11 hours ago on How the cheese war ended +3
#10 - this smells like imgur 17 hours ago on GIFBusters +3
#13 - meanwhile, the cameraguy at the top gets a mean surprise 17 hours ago on   +4
#7 - Clicky clicky its just a long comic, ok? 17 hours ago on Russian Lizard Men +59
#16 - also know as the mixtape setup 17 hours ago on How to set your on in flames. +1
#52 - atm my dick is harder than diamond 17 hours ago on Put your dick in it, 0

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User avatar #1 - ariusbrightwing (11/24/2012) [-]
I like your name, where did it come from, or how did you think of it?
User avatar #2 to #1 - DivineInfinity (11/24/2012) [-]
I played alot of warcraft when I was young, and so I picked up the nickname "Divine". Of course other people on forums and mmorpgs use this name too, and I had to come up with something new. Usually I use Divine1212 (my birthday), but I'm not sure when or where I thought of adding "infinity". It's usually one of my last choices
User avatar #3 to #2 - ariusbrightwing (11/24/2012) [-]
Nice!! :V
User avatar #4 to #3 - DivineInfinity (11/24/2012) [-]
So what about your nickname?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ariusbrightwing (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm Arius Gald'Anar Brightwing, the Arnve'lumii. Gald'Anar comes from a Dwarven city I made... that name. :V
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