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#4 - Some say that the cape is made out of virginity itself... … 8 hours ago on A Magical Cape 0
#5 - I was going for "Viking" but I guess both have sex w…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Happy Birthday! +9
#6 - cheshirethejack (12 hours ago) [-]
With the way he handled that dildo he's definitely a greek god.
#34 - have a gopnik award 16 hours ago on All sneaky beaky like +37
#48 - Apparantly i'm some banter behind. Japanese moms grooming their sons?  [+] (5 new replies) 16 hours ago on Japanese Anon Tells a Story 0
#74 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
Not really social banter, but a tongue-and-cheek joke given what weebs think Japan is like. They read too much hentai, which has themes like incest, so they think Japan is like that.
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#65 - mrwalkerfour (12 hours ago) [-]
a rumour was spread that apparently in japan some mothers would """"relieve""" their teenage sons so that they would be more comfortable and able to deal with school stress and such

probably not true but the internet has adopted it as banter against japs
#72 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
Of course its not true. We all read too much Hentai.
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#73 - mrwalkerfour (12 hours ago) [-]
speak for yourself I don't like hentai
#75 - anon (12 hours ago) [-]
My apologies. Its so strange now, hentai used to be a small thing, but now its one of the most searched porn genres (landing at number 8).
#8 - Have a gopnik award boris would approve 06/27/2016 on Bacon And Cheese Stuffed Boxty +3
#5 - give more info pls? or does that risk execution? 06/27/2016 on the only 1star rated... +23
#12 - >pull him up >cash reward >go back to britain…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/27/2016 on /pol/ helps the Don +27
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#82 - masanori (06/28/2016) [-]
>Pull him up
>Get reward
>Buy as many poons as possible
>Inevitable market snapback from temporary uncertainty panic
>Minimum 20% profit
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#109 - guillem (23 hours ago) [-]
You don't know how the Pound is going to behave on the long run though, even less make predictions as a percentage. It may go up again, or it may stay here, no way to know until time passes.
#140 - masanori (21 hours ago) [-]
Eh. You may not understand the market forces and factors I do that inform my opinion, but that doesn't mean they aren't there for those who know what to look for. There's literally nothing but air behind this drop. The market hasn't changed at all yet. ANY drop in value, recession, crash, etc. Is an opportunity to turn a profit, especially when, like now, there's nothing material driving it. My guess is it will drop a little more, then steadily climb before a boost in confidence causes a short, steep rise, especially if a post-exit trade plan begins to materialize. If not, it will probably stay low, maybe even around the value of a dollar, until the exit has been completely finalized, then climb along with the growing economy. Either way, buying around this level or a little lower will probably show returns within the next year, and almost definitely within the next 5. I've been very successful in the past. I guess we'll see.
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#142 - guillem (20 hours ago) [-]
I didn't say you're absolutely making it up, I'm just stating a fact, which is the impossibility to foresee what will happen in the future with the Pound. There is no way to predict, only speculation. Yes, that speculation may be built upon objective factors, but it is still speculating.
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#146 - masanori (20 hours ago) [-]
Some faggot anon thumb-streaked us both.
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#187 - guillem (12 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, fuck him. You've made a good point, sir, and even though I still think shit can't be fully predicted, if what you say is true you are likely to be able to make a more educated guess.
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#145 - masanori (20 hours ago) [-]
Oh, well yeah, of course. It's just some speculations are better than others. I could be totally wrong, but I'm almost 100% certain we'll see it recover soon. This crash was caused by a sudden fear of the uncertain. Think about it: if the referendum's outcome had been uncertain leading up to the vote, we would have seen a pronounced dip before as investors and business owners became uneasy. Instead it stayed pretty much the same because it seemed like a sure thing Remain would win. Remain isn't necessarily better for the economy, but at least everyone knew what to expect. People like sure things; especially investor type people. When Brexit pulled off an unexpected win, it threw everyone and we saw a huge crash in the value of the UK's entire market almost instantly. Brexit won't necessarily be bad for the economy, but it could be. No one knows what to expect and freaked out. I think as the initial shock of an unexpected result fades, we'll see the market--and therefore the pound--normalize.

I was going to delete this next part because I rewrote my comment and this part is no longer necessary, but fuck I love to brag.

I trade penny stocks, one of the most volatile and unpredictable markets there is. Many investors don't even bother with them because they're high energy, high maintenance, high risk trades. I have a success rate of about 90% with them with negligible losses on the failures because I knew it was time to get out. I learn about the company, the business they're in and the related factors, the general state of the total market, watch for news on any of these things, check out the full chart, and then watch how the chart rises and falls for a while to get a feel for it. Heck, I watched one do almost nothing for months, then somehow knew to buy. By the next day it had doubled in value. Knew it was time to get out and sold it an hour before it crashed. I traded another four times in a week and a half, all for 70% or more profits and twice for 100% profit or more. Each time I hit near bottom and near peak (if you wait until after it starts to go back up, you won't be able to buy any, so you miss your buy in. Buy too soon and you have to ride it down, and because you started out high on the chart you lose possible profit. Sell too early and you miss out on profit. Sell too late and no one will be buying anymore and you get to crash with it and lose money, not just potential profit).

I can't really tell you how, I just know when not to wait anymore. It's a feel you develop by understanding that stock's entire market, then applying that knowledge to the chart shifts over time and getting a feel for how it is traded and fluctuates. I've been learning about Britain for months now (on top of the general knowledge I already had), and when my "buy now" light goes off and every other investment savvy friend I have wants to buy, it's time to buy.
#28 - my orchard and tree comparison might be a bit ambiguous. Remov…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2016 on Anon has a point 0
#29 - slyblade (06/27/2016) [-]
Sorry my example put Islam as the tree and Muslims as the fruit, from my perspective, having read the Quran and the accompanying documents, admittedly many years ago now.

Came to the conclusion that Islam is fundamentally rotten, The old testament was the same however the New testament almost entirely scrubs it out.

Islam has not gone through a similar process yet. And So my example was saving Muslims from the rotten tree and having them regrow the tree in my mind would fix a lot of the problems.

This isn't true, the Islamic and therefore some of the most religious countries in the world are also some of the richest. However I agree with the rest of the statement.

I agree with this as well. It is also quite possibly the reason that Islam hasn't been reformed because they hold it above everything, to the point that they tolerate extremists and... More aggressive Muslims in order to Worship their faith how they see fit. Such as in the illegal Sharia courts in England etc etc.

I also agree with this. But to add Isis is not the only problem, the mainstream Muslim world practice what would be considered barbaric practices over here. Which naturally causes friction between our 'two worlds'.
#24 - if you want my source: 06/27/2016 on Anon has a point 0
#21 - that was a typo indeed. I meant there are  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2016 on Anon has a point 0
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#22 - qanonymousp (06/27/2016) [-]
yeah, i was on board with you up to the last line and then got hit with a statement saying all muslims are bad lol.
was about to argue with you but luckily re-read