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The first time I divided by zero I put sugar and spice and everything nice in the equation but i accidentaly spilt chemical awesome on it and out came Chuck Norris.

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#124 - Another story, last year (9th grade) one of my friends was get… 07/11/2013 on Cake -1
#123 - I live in Florida. St.Johns county to be exact. Can confirm, s… 07/11/2013 on Cake 0
#122 - In 7th grade I was a nerdy kid. Not many friends but a few. Th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on Cake 0
User avatar #124 - DivderOfZero (07/11/2013) [-]
Another story, last year (9th grade) one of my friends was getting bullied. He told his dad that he was being bullied and his dad called the school. For some reason his dad told the school that I was bullying him. My friend went up to the dean's office and told them that this wasn't true and it was so-and-so that was bullying him. They pretty much told him "to bad, nothing we can do now". The kid that was actually bullying him did not get in trouble at all. His parent brought in a lawyer to scare the school so he wouldn't get in trouble.
#228 - I live in the south. If someone asks me what I believe in I'll… 07/10/2013 on Freedom of religion 0
#412 - It's all about the money. If some multimillionare ran for a th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on Oh, dear 0
User avatar #413 - corso (07/04/2013) [-]
There have been plenty of multimillionaires running as a third party. It's just censorship.
#161 - Jill Stein is a crack pot. In order for a canidate to be allow…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Oh, dear 0
User avatar #178 - corso (07/03/2013) [-]
But they can't get those votes because the media rarely reports on the candidates that aren't Republican or Democrats.
User avatar #412 - DivderOfZero (07/04/2013) [-]
It's all about the money. If some multimillionare ran for a thrid party they'd have no trouble because of all the ad space they would be able to get.
User avatar #413 - corso (07/04/2013) [-]
There have been plenty of multimillionaires running as a third party. It's just censorship.
#89 - This gave me the confidence to break up with my bitch girlfriend.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on That's why I didn't study... 0
User avatar #124 - lolollo (07/01/2013) [-]
That better not bite me in the ass......
#46 - Well, technically he did it seven times. You shall …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on god 0
User avatar #47 - kingrayne (06/21/2013) [-]
he only caught all of them twice though, he didn't catch seven of the unclean ones
#247 - A nuclear winter wouldn't make it less than -60F out... 05/10/2013 on Bombs 0
#45 - If you didn't make it you have no reason to complain. 05/09/2013 on Sir, we're out of I's what... 0


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User avatar #79 - zight (03/19/2013) [-]
You may not know who i am, but about 3 years ago, i made a comment on one of your comments, and you were my teacher for a couple of minutes. I was just looking at some of my old comments and i am thinking what was i thinking of back then. if you want some possible laughs. look at your old comments as well
User avatar #80 to #79 - zight (03/19/2013) [-]
and i am aware that was a crappily written comment
User avatar #81 to #80 - DivderOfZero (03/20/2013) [-]
Lol I would have been only 13 then. What we're the comments where I became your teacher? And yes, I seem to have been a lot stupider back then... albeit I did seem to be funnier also.
User avatar #73 - foelkera ONLINE (01/14/2012) [-]
What happened to the servers? I want to play minecraft online again :c
User avatar #74 to #76 - DivderOfZero (01/15/2012) [-]
The ip changed go to www.pandoraminecraft.webs.com and the ip should be at the top
User avatar #75 to #77 - foelkera ONLINE (01/15/2012) [-]
it says there's a communication error :C
User avatar #77 to #79 - foelkera ONLINE (01/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #78 to #80 - DivderOfZero (01/15/2012) [-]
You sure? Theres a bunch of people on right now
#68 - elopsy (12/14/2011) [-]
Hey div, Zeroniite here. tell me your server IP and I'll go check it out.
User avatar #69 to #71 - DivderOfZero (12/15/2011) [-]
You need to login to view this link Its not really that good right now because ive been gone for awhile and I fo plugins so the server is missing a lot of stuff we usually have but the cities and stuff are still there. Also, we only have creative and economy we usually have survival (vanilla) too.
#70 to #72 - elopsy (12/16/2011) [-]
You better be on one of these days. Are you Myfne?
User avatar #71 to #73 - DivderOfZero (12/16/2011) [-]
Myfne is the owner. He doesnt really do much besides pay for the server. The server that I was actually running was shut down :(
#72 to #74 - elopsy (12/16/2011) [-]
oh D:
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User avatar #65 to #67 - DivderOfZero (08/29/2011) [-]
Yeah but from now on it probably wont be on till about 5pmish to 11pmish because of school on weekends though it will be later :) also that is east coast time
#66 to #68 - yellowbox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #67 to #69 - DivderOfZero (08/30/2011) [-]
but hey whenever mines not up you should go here

You need to login to view this link 25633

Thats the one im usuallly on and its pretty awesome
User avatar #55 - rustyshakleford (08/23/2011) [-]
Good afternoon. Chip Potato here
User avatar #58 to #59 - rustyshakleford (08/23/2011) [-]
And that other name was a joke too
User avatar #57 to #59 - rustyshakleford (08/23/2011) [-]
It was a joke. My real name is Hugh Jass
User avatar #59 to #60 - DivderOfZero (08/24/2011) [-]
Really? Cool. Mines Mike Hunt
User avatar #60 to #62 - rustyshakleford (08/24/2011) [-]
Jenna Tulls
User avatar #61 to #63 - DivderOfZero (08/24/2011) [-]
Harry Sachs
User avatar #62 to #64 - rustyshakleford (08/24/2011) [-]
Phil Meup
User avatar #63 to #65 - DivderOfZero (08/24/2011) [-]
Ben Dover
User avatar #48 - iliekturtals (07/31/2011) [-]
I added you because you defended my content. Thanks for that. :3
User avatar #49 to #51 - DivderOfZero (07/31/2011) [-]
lolk :D
User avatar #45 - DjRicky (07/24/2011) [-]
The **** is ur problem! u want kids in a youth camp to ******* die! wat are you a santic asshole man go take your crap outta here!
User avatar #46 to #48 - DivderOfZero (07/24/2011) [-]
Well first off let start with your spelling and grammar. It should be "The **** is your problem! You want kids in a youth camp to ******* die?!?! What are you? A satanic asshole? Man, go take your crap out of here!" Now that we have your grammar and spelling situated let's get down to the issues.

Look at me. Now look at your avatar. Now back to me. Notice anything? All though I am not black, the unaltered version of the photo would fit nicely for me as it seems I have met my goal of making butt-hurt eight-year old's. You don't deserve to have that avatar and never will. Get over it.
User avatar #43 - monoclespoot (07/15/2011) [-]
**monoclespoot rolls 21** it's only okay to roll on other people's stuff. no your own, fool!

dude im having withdrawals from minecraft multiplayer. im starting super ******* epic stuff on SPM, making even my last mega project on the server look like **** .
but on the up side, i cut 10 lbs in weight and raised all my lifts :P

what's up with you
User avatar #44 to #46 - monoclespoot (07/15/2011) [-]
btw i've been on planetminecraft posting some things. im not posting my huge builds until they're more completed. i've spent 4 days and i'd say im about 10% done XD
im going to spend a few hours posting a lot of skins tomorrow (maybe)
User avatar #47 to #47 - DivderOfZero (07/24/2011) [-]
Im finally going to buy minecraft tomorrow :D (or later today)
User avatar #42 - DivderOfZero (07/09/2011) [-]
**DivderOfZero rolls 0**
User avatar #38 - monoclespoot (07/05/2011) [-]
aye, i haven't been able to log onto the server for like 3 days now
what's wrong with it?
has he been updating the hell out of it after the economy plugin went down?
User avatar #39 to #39 - DivderOfZero (07/05/2011) [-]
I have no clue what hes be doing. I cant get on either
User avatar #37 - monoclespoot (06/26/2011) [-]
did you just get kicked off the server, too?
#36 - yellowbox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #34 - monoclespoot (06/18/2011) [-]
div this is Schlaht_CU on the server. what is the news on the server? has it been reset? anyone ****** with my stuff?
i can't connect, haven't for a couple days now. no one can tell me how to fix the error message Internal Exception: java.net. SocketTimeOutException: Read time out
and i can not fix it for the life of me. tried everything.

if you can tell me what's with the server or if you have any advice on fixing this, let me know.
User avatar #35 to #35 - DivderOfZero (06/18/2011) [-]
You were getting that error message because the server was down. It should be back up now but we have a new seed. If you ask bus he MIGHT copy and paste your castle he has a back up of the old server.
User avatar #26 - SilverK (06/11/2011) [-]
Sentry Turret: Who are you?
User avatar #27 to #27 - DivderOfZero (06/11/2011) [-]
Who arent you?
User avatar #28 to #28 - SilverK (06/11/2011) [-]
I am not a very possible sexual maybe turret alcoholic figment of my own possibly imaginary imagination.
#29 to #29 - DivderOfZero (06/11/2011) [-]
Here I am. You jelly of my looks?
User avatar #30 to #30 - SilverK (06/11/2011) [-]
Very much so. Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
User avatar #31 to #31 - DivderOfZero (06/11/2011) [-]
If we do dance and get married then look at the wonderful life we could have. We could have a wonderful fantastic life! We can work thinks out. It can get all better. Just please give me another chance and I'll forgive you for everything that happened. I'm still thinking about the kids right now. Please come back, the kids miss you.... I miss you.
User avatar #32 to #32 - SilverK (06/11/2011) [-]
**** that imma chill.
#33 to #33 - DivderOfZero (06/11/2011) [-]
One kid, two to go. Then me...
User avatar #24 - ing (05/25/2011) [-]
#22 - kadester (05/09/2011) [-]
User avatar #23 to #23 - DivderOfZero (05/09/2011) [-]
#18 - texasred **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #19 - DivderOfZero (04/17/2011) [-]
I am DivderOfZero of course
#20 to #20 - texasred **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #21 to #21 - DivderOfZero (04/17/2011) [-]
Why didnt you add me? Now youre making me feel bad :(
User avatar #11 - Captionist (12/02/2010) [-]
Divder D:
I miss you!
It's, me!
I got Cap's profile :D
User avatar #12 to #12 - DivderOfZero (12/02/2010) [-]
yes i remember you. howd you get caps profile lol
User avatar #13 to #13 - Captionist (12/02/2010) [-]
He just gave it to me. I didn't even ask
User avatar #14 to #14 - DivderOfZero (12/03/2010) [-]
lol so what happened to vanilla?
User avatar #15 to #15 - Captionist (12/03/2010) [-]
rage quit
User avatar #17 to #17 - Captionist (12/04/2010) [-]
I dunno
User avatar #9 - combatgummybear (11/24/2010) [-]
User avatar #10 to #10 - DivderOfZero (11/24/2010) [-]
I was....until the time warp D:
#4 - ChristopherHanson **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #6 to #4 - xxbillygoatxx (11/07/2010) [-]
slowpoke? no, he's a restricted noob
#8 to #6 - ChristopherHanson **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - DivderOfZero (11/08/2010) [-]
D: How many thumbs is it for level 2? On my old account I went from level 1 to level 11 in one post so i dont know :(
User avatar #5 to #4 - DivderOfZero (11/01/2010) [-]
I was a divIder of zero until that time warp D:
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