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Date Signed Up:9/25/2010
Last Login:7/23/2014
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Comment Ranking:#19795
Highest Comment Rank:#16610
Comment Thumbs: 404 total,  585 ,  181
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 20% (2/10)
Level 139 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Comments: Faptastic
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Total Comments Made:316
FJ Points:441

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#75 - Don't, fucking, cry. 09/15/2011 on Dead island's driving. +4
#926 - Clearly Pants dude. 09/15/2011 on Dorms -1
#171 - But, if he had no pants on, why on earth did you draw them.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/14/2011 on Dorms -4
#192 - lolsrslybro has deleted their comment.
User avatar #176 - daggis (09/14/2011) [-]
Super-retard-mode activated
#174 - tastystew has deleted their comment.
#926 - Ditz (09/15/2011) [-]
Clearly Pants dude.
#33 - Hell yeah!! 09/10/2011 on 101 dalmatians stolen! 0
#25 - But the chocolate makes it all good. 09/07/2011 on Twilight series in 4 seconds 0
#21 - Nope, that is clearly a Russell Howard made of chocolate.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2011 on Twilight series in 4 seconds +1
User avatar #22 - hehehehhehehehe (09/07/2011) [-]
......creepy ass face......it stares into my soul.......
#25 - Ditz (09/07/2011) [-]
But the chocolate makes it all good.
#18 - Russell Howard?  [+] (6 new replies) 09/07/2011 on Twilight series in 4 seconds 0
User avatar #26 - saucebosss (09/07/2011) [-]
It's from an Axe commercial.
User avatar #19 - hehehehhehehehe (09/07/2011) [-]
no...Lynx* advert


*not sure if it was Lynx but it was something like that....
User avatar #28 - TheSoviet (09/07/2011) [-]
you are right it is a Lynx advert Lynx chocolate
#21 - Ditz (09/07/2011) [-]
Nope, that is clearly a Russell Howard made of chocolate.
User avatar #22 - hehehehhehehehe (09/07/2011) [-]
......creepy ass face......it stares into my soul.......
#25 - Ditz (09/07/2011) [-]
But the chocolate makes it all good.
#313 - Hmm, Granted.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2011 on Mind Blowing Goodness 0
#318 - devout feminist (08/31/2011) [-]
I think that the species of jellyfisch op is talking about are the one's that can turn back to their larva stage. And therefore kind of start a new life, so they are immortal to time not phsical injury.
#66 - Freshly laid manure in the countryside. 08/31/2011 on THE WORLDS BEST SMELLS PART 1 +2
#310 - True but you'd be hard pressed to find a species that was trul…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2011 on Mind Blowing Goodness +1
User avatar #311 - karvarausku (08/31/2011) [-]
Yeap, but it's the closest thing to immortal that has been known to man. So thus it's called immortal~
#313 - Ditz (08/31/2011) [-]
Hmm, Granted.
#318 - devout feminist (08/31/2011) [-]
I think that the species of jellyfisch op is talking about are the one's that can turn back to their larva stage. And therefore kind of start a new life, so they are immortal to time not phsical injury.
#306 - Not Immortal, they can still be killed.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/31/2011 on Mind Blowing Goodness 0
User avatar #309 - karvarausku (08/31/2011) [-]
Well there are some species that are practically immortal. They are very very resistance to heat and coldness... and if you cut them they will still be alive and that kind of stuff.
#310 - Ditz (08/31/2011) [-]
True but you'd be hard pressed to find a species that was truly Immortal, well actually, if it wa immortal there would be killions of them as none would die out and the population would constantly increase till they either evolve out the Immortality or become infertile.
User avatar #311 - karvarausku (08/31/2011) [-]
Yeap, but it's the closest thing to immortal that has been known to man. So thus it's called immortal~
#313 - Ditz (08/31/2011) [-]
Hmm, Granted.
#318 - devout feminist (08/31/2011) [-]
I think that the species of jellyfisch op is talking about are the one's that can turn back to their larva stage. And therefore kind of start a new life, so they are immortal to time not phsical injury.
#1 - It's pronounced to-mate-o sauce 08/29/2011 on I like katsup 0
#6 - For the itchy eyes just sit on your hands. 08/27/2011 on I hate it when. comp. part2 +1
#18 - So, it still makes a good point and it has most likely happene… 08/25/2011 on He Speaks For All Of Us +2
#25 - Dammit!! 08/25/2011 on mini pleasure comp pt 2 0
#22 - Slenderman!!! 08/25/2011 on Worst thing about growing up +2
#279 - Why the muff is the bed in the middle of the room. 08/18/2011 on monsters (redone) +1
#139 - Broooooofiiiiiiiiist!!!.....Deep. 08/18/2011 on the faster you scroll, the... 0
#69 - well after she exercises she will be tired, she wouldn't want … 08/18/2011 on Gym rage +1
#5 - Different Liquids sometimes don't mix at all, so the liquid in… 08/17/2011 on YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT! +1
#609 - Manly tears my friend, Manly Tears. 08/17/2011 on Cartoon Relationships 3 +2
#111 - It's chocolate warpped around a toy, you will love it or die! 08/17/2011 on Random Comp 14 +2
#217 - Yes 08/16/2011 on OC Blackjack Fail 0
#403 - Manly tears were shed. 08/16/2011 on Cartoon Relationships +2
#128 - A walrus comp without the Hyneman, hatred. 08/16/2011 on LOLRUS COMPZ 0
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