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Ditz

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Date Signed Up:9/25/2010
Last Login:3/22/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#18521
Highest Comment Rank:#10296
Comment Thumbs: 523 total,  707 ,  184
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 50% (5/10)
Level 148 Comments: Faptastic → Level 149 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:333
FJ Points:534

latest user's comments

#183 - 10 Years of internet and none of these work on me anymore. 08/11/2011 on Mind Fuck +1
#105 - Snorting, good god. 08/11/2011 on Perfect Timimg Comp 0
#547 - And just where the **** is the parachute run game? 08/11/2011 on Inglip Has Spoken +1
#1 - I have done this, many times, many, many times. 08/09/2011 on foul bachelor frog when he... +3
#96 - Manly Tears, activate. 08/09/2011 on Pokemon comic +8
#104 - Speed readers unite! 08/06/2011 on Fact's as a Kid Part 2 +1
#67 - In my Secondary English class we were always reading shakespea…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/05/2011 on Fact's as a Kid Part 2 +3
User avatar #86 - fadedxdespair (08/05/2011) [-]
My English teacher never called on me to read. He knew I was supposed to be in honors classes, but I wanted to be lazy and get an easy GPA boost. I'd start listening to music on my ipod when I was done reading or just lay there tired since it was 1st period. When no one else could understand what the author was trying to portray he would ask me, knowing full well I'd know the answer lol.

Tl;dr - I read faster than others too.
#80 - anonymous (08/05/2011) [-]
I was the champ at reading Shakespeare out loud in class. I read all the clever parts really quickly to make the characters actually seem quick-witted.
#72 - andrewdyck (08/05/2011) [-]
holy fuck same here man so damn annoying!
#104 - Ditz (08/06/2011) [-]
Speed readers unite!
#559 - I thought so. 08/03/2011 on Nutella 0
#4 - You llorting?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2011 on Nutella +3
User avatar #30 - aahrg (08/02/2011) [-]
yup hes llorting
#559 - Ditz (08/03/2011) [-]
I thought so.
#27 - green 08/02/2011 on pokemon -1
#25 - Bha, hate it when that happens. 08/02/2011 on is it just me 0
#23 - That'll turn you into a wizard though.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2011 on is it just me 0
User avatar #24 - endface (08/02/2011) [-]
Yeah, I know, right? I tried it ONCE, and now Voldemort wont leave me the fuck alone.
#25 - Ditz (08/02/2011) [-]
Bha, hate it when that happens.
#7 - Read it as punk bed first, **** yeah. 07/30/2011 on bunk bed wizard 0
#24 - Realism, **** yeah. 07/30/2011 on alt art -1
#33 - Most people put cans in the fridge thus making them very cold … 07/30/2011 on Practical inventions 3 0
#178 - Should be called Quim. 07/30/2011 on I'd buy that for a dollar 0
#3 - It looks like it said failed instead of fainted 07/29/2011 on video game demotivationl... +1
#13 - Indeed. 07/27/2011 on Banned XBOX Commercial 0
#11 - hmm we may have gotten a bit confuzzled here.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Banned XBOX Commercial 0
User avatar #12 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I think we did... nah, let's just enjoy the Internet...
#13 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
Indeed.
#9 - I do and they aren't.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2011 on Banned XBOX Commercial 0
User avatar #10 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I was talking about the US, not the UK...
#7 - Dude i've been eating kinder eggs and playing with the content…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Banned XBOX Commercial 0
User avatar #8 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I thought you lived in the UK, didn't say they were banned there....
#9 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
I do and they aren't.
User avatar #10 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I was talking about the US, not the UK...
#5 - Kinder Eggs are not illegal they are awesome, to be honest eve…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Banned XBOX Commercial +1
User avatar #6 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
In the USA they are...

I know, tell me about it....
#7 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
Dude i've been eating kinder eggs and playing with the contents since i was 5, and they were alot smaller and had more parts back then, the current lot are just ficurines.
User avatar #8 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I thought you lived in the UK, didn't say they were banned there....
#9 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
I do and they aren't.
User avatar #10 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I was talking about the US, not the UK...
#3 - Lots of guns are legalised in lots of countrys, what is so spe…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Banned XBOX Commercial 0
User avatar #4 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
Nothing just making examples, you ban Kinder eggs and label them illegal and dangerous, yet guns are safe and legal (available at proper age, of course)...
#5 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
Kinder Eggs are not illegal they are awesome, to be honest everwhere has weird bans.
User avatar #6 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
In the USA they are...

I know, tell me about it....
#7 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
Dude i've been eating kinder eggs and playing with the contents since i was 5, and they were alot smaller and had more parts back then, the current lot are just ficurines.
User avatar #8 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I thought you lived in the UK, didn't say they were banned there....
#9 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
I do and they aren't.
User avatar #10 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I was talking about the US, not the UK...
#1 - Wasn't banned in britain, **** yeah.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Banned XBOX Commercial +2
User avatar #2 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
That's 'cause your government doesn't ban such simple harmless/ funny things yet legalizes AK 47's...
#3 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
Lots of guns are legalised in lots of countrys, what is so special about AK-47s?
User avatar #4 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
Nothing just making examples, you ban Kinder eggs and label them illegal and dangerous, yet guns are safe and legal (available at proper age, of course)...
#5 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
Kinder Eggs are not illegal they are awesome, to be honest everwhere has weird bans.
User avatar #6 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
In the USA they are...

I know, tell me about it....
#7 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
Dude i've been eating kinder eggs and playing with the contents since i was 5, and they were alot smaller and had more parts back then, the current lot are just ficurines.
User avatar #8 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I thought you lived in the UK, didn't say they were banned there....
#9 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
I do and they aren't.
User avatar #10 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I was talking about the US, not the UK...
#196 - **** yeah we do. 07/26/2011 on England facts! +1
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