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Date Signed Up:9/25/2010
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#13 - Indeed. 07/27/2011 on Banned XBOX Commercial 0
#11 - hmm we may have gotten a bit confuzzled here.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Banned XBOX Commercial 0
User avatar #12 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I think we did... nah, let's just enjoy the Internet...
#13 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
Indeed.
#9 - I do and they aren't.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2011 on Banned XBOX Commercial 0
User avatar #10 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I was talking about the US, not the UK...
#7 - Dude i've been eating kinder eggs and playing with the content…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Banned XBOX Commercial 0
User avatar #8 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I thought you lived in the UK, didn't say they were banned there....
#9 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
I do and they aren't.
User avatar #10 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I was talking about the US, not the UK...
#5 - Kinder Eggs are not illegal they are awesome, to be honest eve…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Banned XBOX Commercial +1
User avatar #6 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
In the USA they are...

I know, tell me about it....
#7 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
Dude i've been eating kinder eggs and playing with the contents since i was 5, and they were alot smaller and had more parts back then, the current lot are just ficurines.
User avatar #8 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I thought you lived in the UK, didn't say they were banned there....
#9 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
I do and they aren't.
User avatar #10 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I was talking about the US, not the UK...
#3 - Lots of guns are legalised in lots of countrys, what is so spe…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Banned XBOX Commercial 0
User avatar #4 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
Nothing just making examples, you ban Kinder eggs and label them illegal and dangerous, yet guns are safe and legal (available at proper age, of course)...
#5 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
Kinder Eggs are not illegal they are awesome, to be honest everwhere has weird bans.
User avatar #6 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
In the USA they are...

I know, tell me about it....
#7 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
Dude i've been eating kinder eggs and playing with the contents since i was 5, and they were alot smaller and had more parts back then, the current lot are just ficurines.
User avatar #8 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I thought you lived in the UK, didn't say they were banned there....
#9 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
I do and they aren't.
User avatar #10 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I was talking about the US, not the UK...
#1 - Wasn't banned in britain, fuck yeah.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/27/2011 on Banned XBOX Commercial +2
User avatar #2 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
That's 'cause your government doesn't ban such simple harmless/ funny things yet legalizes AK 47's...
#3 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
Lots of guns are legalised in lots of countrys, what is so special about AK-47s?
User avatar #4 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
Nothing just making examples, you ban Kinder eggs and label them illegal and dangerous, yet guns are safe and legal (available at proper age, of course)...
#5 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
Kinder Eggs are not illegal they are awesome, to be honest everwhere has weird bans.
User avatar #6 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
In the USA they are...

I know, tell me about it....
#7 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
Dude i've been eating kinder eggs and playing with the contents since i was 5, and they were alot smaller and had more parts back then, the current lot are just ficurines.
User avatar #8 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I thought you lived in the UK, didn't say they were banned there....
#9 - Ditz (07/27/2011) [-]
I do and they aren't.
User avatar #10 - martialbrony (07/27/2011) [-]
I was talking about the US, not the UK...
#196 - Fuck yeah we do. 07/26/2011 on England facts! +1
#23 - Picture 07/25/2011 on Like A Boss. +1
#21 - Yeah, the only way something wouldn't bounce is if it had apso…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2011 on Like A Boss. +2
#22 - niggachodeassrape (07/25/2011) [-]
well thank you on this short lesson on physics
#23 - Ditz (07/25/2011) [-]
#18 - Yes you are, even materials thatr appear to be completely soli…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2011 on Like A Boss. +2
User avatar #19 - niggachodeassrape (07/25/2011) [-]
sooooo just so im clear on this everything has the potential to bounce and i'm pretty sure that only solids can bounce no matter how "solid" it is
#21 - Ditz (07/25/2011) [-]
Yeah, the only way something wouldn't bounce is if it had apsolutely no give in it at all.
#22 - niggachodeassrape (07/25/2011) [-]
well thank you on this short lesson on physics
#23 - Ditz (07/25/2011) [-]
#2 - Hugh Laurie, bitches!! 07/25/2011 on house +4
#5 - Comment deleted 07/25/2011 on A Dance With Dragons 0
#6 - Everything should be joked about.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2011 on My sense of humour +3
User avatar #8 - EatsForALiving (07/25/2011) [-]
nothing is sacred
#14 - Pretty much any ball that has the capabuility to change shape …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/25/2011 on Like A Boss. +2
User avatar #17 - niggachodeassrape (07/25/2011) [-]
but wouldnt it also be based on what the ball is made off b/c if its a ball of glass then it would really just crack and/or break, or am i sadly mistaken
#18 - Ditz (07/25/2011) [-]
Yes you are, even materials thatr appear to be completely solid can bounch, balls made entirely of glass can bounce even more than Bowling balls, though they do break more easily.
Oh, and Bowling Balls are basically made of really strong plastic.
User avatar #19 - niggachodeassrape (07/25/2011) [-]
sooooo just so im clear on this everything has the potential to bounce and i'm pretty sure that only solids can bounce no matter how "solid" it is
#21 - Ditz (07/25/2011) [-]
Yeah, the only way something wouldn't bounce is if it had apsolutely no give in it at all.
#22 - niggachodeassrape (07/25/2011) [-]
well thank you on this short lesson on physics
#23 - Ditz (07/25/2011) [-]
#12 - Actually they do if thrown hard enough.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/25/2011 on Like A Boss. +1
#13 - niggachodeassrape (07/25/2011) [-]
but not that high,,,well now that im thinking it would on a surface like a trampoline or something
#14 - Ditz (07/25/2011) [-]
Pretty much any ball that has the capabuility to change shape with enough impact will bounce on a hard enough surface, it's merely a matter of force, granted, home wouldn't be able to do it but it's still very much possible.
User avatar #17 - niggachodeassrape (07/25/2011) [-]
but wouldnt it also be based on what the ball is made off b/c if its a ball of glass then it would really just crack and/or break, or am i sadly mistaken
#18 - Ditz (07/25/2011) [-]
Yes you are, even materials thatr appear to be completely solid can bounch, balls made entirely of glass can bounce even more than Bowling balls, though they do break more easily.
Oh, and Bowling Balls are basically made of really strong plastic.
User avatar #19 - niggachodeassrape (07/25/2011) [-]
sooooo just so im clear on this everything has the potential to bounce and i'm pretty sure that only solids can bounce no matter how "solid" it is
#21 - Ditz (07/25/2011) [-]
Yeah, the only way something wouldn't bounce is if it had apsolutely no give in it at all.
#22 - niggachodeassrape (07/25/2011) [-]
well thank you on this short lesson on physics
#23 - Ditz (07/25/2011) [-]
#8 - Fox Kids, fuck yeah. 07/25/2011 on This is Pretty Much Every... +1
#18 - It's a book jackass.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2011 on if harry potter were an anime 0
User avatar #19 - AngryRedMidget (07/24/2011) [-]
The anime shown above is based on the movie characters, not the book characters, most obviously shown in the portrayal of Voldemort, who in the book, has a nose after he is ressurected.
#9 - Hugh Laurie fuckers!! 07/24/2011 on House +4
#9 - I have that toaster, the egg thing broke rather wuickly and it… 07/14/2011 on my third comp. +1
#51 - You left us Toonami!! Whhhhhyyyy!! 07/14/2011 on Nostalgia Games 0
#35 - Rule 1  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2011 on I did nazi that coming -1
#46 - devout feminist (07/09/2011) [-]
go learn what rule 1 is retard
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#21 - Gimme the Happy Juiice! 07/09/2011 on Have you tried that? +2
#26 - Dammit, you are correct on all counts! 07/08/2011 on You're not the only one... 0
#69 - Cold Snap? 07/07/2011 on amazing WTF compilation -5
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