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#1 - Oh ****, the way the sand sand drys when they take the plug out.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2016 on Oddly Satisfying... +2
#46 - anon (08/18/2016) [-]
>>#9
#36 - Ribbon Wand Steel Strength ....huh 08/06/2016 on RWBY Weapon Choice 0
#1 - I'm really confused are they reacting to something or is this …  [+] (49 new replies) 08/02/2016 on When you watch too much... +111
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#93 - Funnel (08/03/2016) [-]
#94 - irconfucius (08/03/2016) [-]
>name bluer than my balls on friday night
>doesn't know how to embed yt videos
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#97 - Funnel (08/04/2016) [-]
XD It wouldn't let me for some reason, just said invalid URL.
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#52 - javertshat (08/03/2016) [-]
They saw the liveleak watermark
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#8 - supersixfourr (08/02/2016) [-]
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#67 - Sterski (08/03/2016) [-]
>First Final Destination Movie
>Death causing horrible accidents, slipping on water and getting hung in the bathroom, a piece of metal is caught by a train and hits one of the cast

>This movie
>Fuck it I'll just blow up the fucking building!
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#41 - limb (08/03/2016) [-]
It's like that scene from Spartacus where crixus gets his leg cut and immediately spits blood from his mouth.
#79 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (08/03/2016) [-]
He got hit in the face earlier...
#55 - anon (08/03/2016) [-]
Spartacus mentioned fuck the gods
#32 - mondprinzessin (08/03/2016) [-]
lol wtf was that?
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#22 - thechosentroll (08/03/2016) [-]
>leg gets caught in thing
>spits out blood

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh..................... what? That's not how anatomy works. At all. Also, those fucking things get jammed and stop if as much as a fucking shoelace gets in there.
#87 - supersixfourr (08/03/2016) [-]
Yeah that part also made me shoot question marks out of my ears
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#86 - RandomMRTroll (08/03/2016) [-]
brother?
#33 - anon (08/03/2016) [-]
#73 - remilia (08/03/2016) [-]
""""might contain content that is not suitable for all ages.
""""" okaayyyyy

maybe not for evvvvveryone??????
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#59 - thechosentroll (08/03/2016) [-]
That's China. Things may as well be intentionally designed to kill you there.
#58 - illior (08/03/2016) [-]
Vietnamese booby traps sure have developed since the Vietnam War.
#75 - pingun (08/03/2016) [-]
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#28 - thedudeistheman (08/03/2016) [-]
You must not know much about anatomy, bud. A normal body has enough room for all our blood, so when part of our body goes missing, all the blood gets pushed to the top because we lost some space.

I'm not serious if it's not clear.
#49 - anon (08/03/2016) [-]
The entirety of your body isn't a pressurized vessel my guy.
#29 - anon (08/03/2016) [-]
Do all your other jokes come out serious that you need to explain that they're not? Because that's the only way I knew..
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#30 - thedudeistheman (08/03/2016) [-]
It's happened often enough that now when I'm even remotely unsure, I include it to save myself some time.
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#20 - charkoal (08/02/2016) [-]
What kinda shitty logic is that? Leg ripped off? Spits out blood? Jesus Christ.
#16 - steverambo (08/02/2016) [-]
The alternate ending was the only thing I liked about that movie.
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#3 - zerosonaku (08/02/2016) [-]
Tragic accident in China Woman killed on escalator but managed to save her child woman died in china.
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#76 - pingun (08/03/2016) [-]
"my mother was taken by the machines"

but good god... china... asia... good god...
#36 - aerosol (08/03/2016) [-]
#31 - verycoolcat (08/03/2016) [-]
Its not the only incident in china involviing escalators.

Exclusive  China People Fear at Shopping Malls after Series of Escalator Accidents  Mango News
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#27 - skaderaid (08/03/2016) [-]
Can always put fait in china for dangerous pedestrian infrastructure
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#23 - thechosentroll (08/03/2016) [-]
>China

Where there's yer fucking problem. Central African countries have stricter and better enforced health and safety regulations than fucking China. It's a place where it's possible to have 20 people drown in shit before someone decides that sending more people down the same manhole may not be a good idea.
#21 - desacabose (08/03/2016) [-]
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#18 - fatminion (08/02/2016) [-]
woah, waht the tuck? seems like the two whiteshirts up above were waiting for it to happen. Was it a prank gone wrong or something? At least the baby is all right.
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#19 - zerosonaku (08/02/2016) [-]
they were actually there to warn people of the loose panel as they got complaints that the panel was loose. the same panel that the woman fell through.
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#38 - LTheAblow (08/03/2016) [-]
Promoters aware of abnormality and reported to mall security. But proper authority wasn't able to respond in time. The 2 promoter was alerting shoppers while waiting. No one knew the elevator would turn into a meat grinder the next moment. Public safety brought into focus due to massive foreign attention. This victim here potentially saved more than just her child.
#72 - baconfattie (08/03/2016) [-]
It still had happened before, just no video to show for, and it happened a few times after still.
#10 - mwnu (08/02/2016) [-]
lets all take a moment to notice how fuckin terrifying this is
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#13 - Sterski (08/02/2016) [-]
I had my moment a while ago when I first saw it.

It was a long... long moment.
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#4 - sinery (08/02/2016) [-]
Escalators so shitty they have personnel to help in case of failure.
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#5 - zerosonaku (08/02/2016) [-]
they were actually there to warn people of the loose panel as they got complaints that the panel was loose. the same panel that the woman fell through.
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#14 - hongkong (08/02/2016) [-]
doesn't that escalator have an emergency stop button?
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#17 - zerosonaku (08/02/2016) [-]
not in china apparently. safety standards in china are really subpar.
#2 - steverambo (08/02/2016) [-]
#74 - anon (08/03/2016) [-]
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#35 - NutHut (08/03/2016) [-]
She's even pulling a small child with her
How awful
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#50 - rihardololz (08/03/2016) [-]
she pushed out kid and got dragged out by bystanders. in china nobody risk there lives to save others
#15 - robdabob (08/02/2016) [-]
#7 - duudegladiator (08/02/2016) [-]
Thats a terrible and painful way to die.
#6 - lilRican (08/02/2016) [-]
fuck mate.
#14 - Why does Flash look like a steamlined Iron Man 07/23/2016 on JUSTICE LEAGUE! 0
#5 - Okay I just tried and yes it does work but the damn thing can'…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2016 on How to find Pokemon +2
#43 - anon (07/20/2016) [-]
no, it doesn't. If you face any direction and wait several seconds, it will pulse. It's just an update.
#26 - Yeah but they don't show where pokemon are just spawn points w… 07/19/2016 on Some say I talk softly into... 0
#14 - exactly I spent 40 minutes looking before it just disappeared 07/19/2016 on Some say I talk softly into... +1
#2 - Man I had a dratini be ner me once but the damn 3 step bug is …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/18/2016 on Some say I talk softly into... +10
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#25 - avintagewhothefuck (07/19/2016) [-]
What helps me with the 3 step glitch is just look aound close to you for the grass and leaves moving then move near those. It should pop up.
#26 - Ditz (07/19/2016) [-]
Yeah but they don't show where pokemon are just spawn points where pokemon might be
#5 - anon (07/18/2016) [-]
You mean you walked the wrong way each paw is 100 meters meaning it could be on the edge of the map around you any direction in over 300 meters each way
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#6 - scarangella (07/18/2016) [-]
No, there's a glitch in the game, for almost everyone, where it never changes from 3 foot prints.
#14 - Ditz (07/19/2016) [-]
exactly I spent 40 minutes looking before it just disappeared
#1 - never figurd out what shes shouting  [+] (12 new replies) 07/18/2016 on crazy woman at a rally +2
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#5 - wilicious (07/18/2016) [-]
"Keep your hate speech out of this campus"
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#11 - ilovepranks (07/18/2016) [-]
How da fuck did you understand her?!?
#12 - wilicious (07/19/2016) [-]
A former colleague of mine was so fat she refused to go to school unless she was driven there. I have some experience with these kinds of people.
#15 - ilovepranks (07/19/2016) [-]
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#16 - thediamondhack (07/21/2016) [-]
imagine the damn tittyjob tho.
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#13 - ilovepranks (07/19/2016) [-]
hah hah , omg. did YOU have to drive her?
#14 - wilicious (07/19/2016) [-]
Luckily not. She's the most toxic person I've ever made.
#9 - anon (07/18/2016) [-]
Jeeska do hate speech nenoleeya of this campus!
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#2 - ilovepranks (07/18/2016) [-]
BUNGLE DUNGLE WUNGA WOOPWA (repeat)
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#3 - thenordinrags (07/18/2016) [-]
Sounds like shes saying peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo ho ho ho.
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#4 - ilovepranks (07/18/2016) [-]
Awwwe, the comprehension force is strong in this one...
#15 - Man i hope not, I just wanna see what Calrkson's new Amazon sh…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/26/2016 on Matt Leblanc is tired of... 0
#16 - StealerShock (06/26/2016) [-]
Not long to wait now, plus, amazon prime actually introduced me to some great new shows like lucifer and preacher
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#38 - fiveblackmen (06/27/2016) [-]
I read both those comics but am afraid to watch the shows. From what I read about Lucifer, they completely changed almost every aspect of it and it really only shares a name with the comics without actually sharing anything else. I haven't heard much about preacher but there is a lot in that series that they wouldn't be able to put on TV and would therefore need to water down significantly. Also, they made Tulip a black woman for some reason.
#65 - StealerShock (06/27/2016) [-]
I haven't read either of them, but did know preacher was a comic beforehand. They've certainly watered it down for tv from what I've heard about the comic, and I think the decision to cast a black actress as Tulip does help to reinforce the feeling of how outcast she was from the community (lets face it, being black in the deep south aint exactly a good thing).

As for Lucifer, I fucking love that show, it does slow down a fair bit towards the middle, but the characters are appealing enough to me that I don't mind seeing their day-to-day lives without a huge amount of plot development happening.
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#61 - jonandstuff (06/27/2016) [-]
As a person who didn't even know Lucifer was a comic before a show, I think it's a great show. However, if it's true they rewrote it for tv, for all I know the comic is amazing, and makes the show look like a fart train.

That all being said, you should give it a try, if only just an episode. Anything to escape the cold loneliness of my life, I always say!
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#74 - fiveblackmen (06/27/2016) [-]
Like I said, I haven't watched Lucifer and I am getting this from what I have read of the show, but they apparently completely threw out the source material and just kept some of the characters who also were significantly changed. From my reading it is at the point where the show shares almost nothing in common with its supposed source material.