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DirtyShizno

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:2/24/2010
Last Login:7/14/2014
Location:The AZ
Stats
Content Thumbs: 6579 total,  7190 ,  611
Comment Thumbs: 7906 total,  9159 ,  1253
Content Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 165 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 166 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 279 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:4
Content Views:58633
Times Content Favorited:921 times
Total Comments Made:2333
FJ Points:13667
Favorite Tags: is (9) | a (8) | fuck (4) | this (4) | are (3) | baby (3) | Balls (3) | i (3) | like (3) | me (3) | shit (3) | the (3) | You (3) | ASS (2) | dance (2) | day (2) | Dino (2) | ducky (2) | fail (2) | for (2)

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    Poor Colin Poor Colin
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    The question The question
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    So long limewire So long limewire
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    Ducky is pissed Ducky is pissed
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    Pokemans Ferrealz Pokemans Ferrealz
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    Pepsi man Pepsi man
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    Uploaded: 12/09/10
    Captivating aint it? Captivating aint it?
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    Uploaded: 12/01/10
    EVERYBODY GETS EVERYBODY GETS
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    Uploaded: 10/01/10
    Haters gonna hate Haters gonna hate
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    Shit just got real Shit just got real
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    Uploaded: 06/11/11
    FINISH HIM! FINISH HIM!
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    Uploaded: 04/05/12
    You'll see it coming You'll see it coming

latest user's comments

#243 - Comment deleted 08/09/2013 on Hi 0
#1389 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 replies) 08/07/2013 on A Fellow FunnyJunker -1
#1405 - anon (08/07/2013) [-]
"Thumb whoring from the GRAAAVVVEEEE."
Kill yourself FAAAGGOOTT.
#1415 - lorkhan (08/07/2013) [-]
Check his most recently comment.
#1419 - anon (08/07/2013) [-]
Okay. And?
I replied to it.
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#1420 - lorkhan (08/07/2013) [-]
I was just confirming what you said.
#28 - Me: *ANY ******* question* What are you doing? Where are we go…  [+] (2 replies) 08/06/2013 on dad jokes 0
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#29 - wetnoodle (08/06/2013) [-]
dear god that made my penis shrivel up into my clavicle.
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#32 - DirtyShizno (08/06/2013) [-]
It sounds a lot worse than it was.

We always laughed about it
#26 - "Dad I'm hungry" "aww...you want Mcdonalds?…  [+] (4 replies) 08/06/2013 on dad jokes +3
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#27 - wetnoodle (08/06/2013) [-]
dad: "wanna hear a dirty joke?"
6 year old me: "sure"
dad: "the boy fell in the mud... wanna hear a clean joke?"
me: "i guess???"
dad: "he took a shower"
to this day he still laughs at it.
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#28 - DirtyShizno (08/06/2013) [-]
Me: *ANY fucking question* What are you doing? Where are we going? Whats the plan for today? *Insert any*

Dad: Didnt I tell ya?
Me: No...
Dad: I guess its cus its none of ya damn business. *Cheeky smile*

I learned to just give up whenever he asked if he had told me. That fucker. I love him.
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#29 - wetnoodle (08/06/2013) [-]
dear god that made my penis shrivel up into my clavicle.
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#32 - DirtyShizno (08/06/2013) [-]
It sounds a lot worse than it was.

We always laughed about it
#76 - Picture 08/06/2013 on Hue -3
#61 - Picture 08/04/2013 on Jerry +22