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#127 - solidderking (03/11/2015) [-]
heard you suck at close combat
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#26 - RiflemanFunny (10/25/2014) [-]
I can just see programmers fucking jumping over the fence forever.
#28 - applecrash (10/25/2014) [-]
int one = 1
When (one = 1){
(boolBanner = True){
BoolJumpFence = True
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#71 - honkan (10/25/2014) [-]
The fuck's that code supposed to do? It's just assigning values, and using when (which I haven't seen before, is it like if?)., with a single "=" sign, although to be fair I'm sure there are languages that actually only use one to compare values.
#72 - applecrash (10/25/2014) [-]
Use VB for reference. Shit's so wack you wouldn't want to get it yo. Again, why is everyone expecting code that makes sense so late at night. Just adding to the joke man, no need to get so butt-blistered over it.
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#73 - honkan (10/25/2014) [-]
You made that comment 4 hours ago. Either you don't sleep a lot, or you really need to get the fuck to bed, if it was so late at night you couldn't think properly four hours ago.

It was more that I was curious if that actually could do anything, in whatever fucked up language it was. That, and I kinda dislike seeing stuff that just look like code but really isn't.
#74 - applecrash (10/25/2014) [-]
My mornings are normal peoples nights lately, sadly. I feel you, but my only real experience with programming is Visual Basic which kinda lets you just do what I did and Java which has you sacrifice your first born son and then makes only half the booleans' intended functions work, so that could attribute to the fact that i forgot to initialize the boolean first.
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#31 - copperonic (10/25/2014) [-]
>That moment with beginner programs start practicing over the FJ comments
#41 - applecrash (10/25/2014) [-]
Nigga this aint SJWchan and why do you expect good code in 40 seconds?
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#77 - copperonic (10/25/2014) [-]
Because, its 4 lines, most people who have been coding for longer than 5 months can easily create good short code in 40 seconds. All i was saying was you are not the first FJ user to randomly and without any reason, start posting VB/Java all over the fucking place, trying to explain content. I don't know if you are just looking for somewhere to practice or you think we think you are an UBER HAXXOR because you code in visual basic, but its not the first time i've seen it.
#83 - applecrash (10/26/2014) [-]
Neither of the two actually, im just adding to the joke. If you want someone to explain content make a progexplain account or some shit, but getting shitter-shattered over seeing some code is the wrong thing to do man.
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#25 - anon (10/25/2014) [-]
grass is always greener on the other side
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#75 - cabbagemayhem (10/25/2014) [-]
Sure, and I bet a single horse is stronger than he is, but how smart is he? Strength isn't what put us at the top of the food chain. It was intelligence, and meat is what made it possible to sustain our brain mass. Vegetarianism is known for its nutrient deficiencies and mental disorders. Animals don't have rights equal to humans. We are the stewards of the Earth, and first we will eat, and second we will salvage life itself. Take your imaginary moral standard somewhere you can fool more people.
#76 - enduranceathlete (10/25/2014) [-]
the brain runs on glucose found in plants.

Not saturated animal fat you dumb fuck.

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#78 - cabbagemayhem (10/25/2014) [-]
The brain is nearly 60% fat. What are you talking about?
#79 - enduranceathlete (10/25/2014) [-]
cars are made out of metal...

So their fuel should be metal right?????

its not easy being that dumb.
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#84 - cabbagemayhem (10/26/2014) [-]
Cars run on gasoline, therefore they do not need oil. How do you get by calling other people dumb? Anyway, I never said fats were the reason meat is important to sustain brain mass, though I'm sure they are quite important. I was referring to the various studies that support the overall theory that it would have been virtually impossible to develop our dense brain mass without the ability to eat meat. For example: www.livescience.com/24875-meat-human-brain.html
#85 - enduranceathlete (10/26/2014) [-]
eating a decomposing corpse heated at extremely high temperatures caused us to devolve and become diseased.

fruit is what gave birth to higher consciousness.

#86 - cabbagemayhem (10/26/2014) [-]
Eating cooked meat is what caused us to sidestep various lifelong-debilitating parasitic and bacterial infections. However, you don't have to cook your meat if you don't want to. Many people eat raw meat and enjoy many health benefits.

"fruit is what gave birth to higher consciousness."
You have no sources to support your arbitrary claim? What I believe, actually, is that meat and fruit are both likely to be responsible for our brain mass, as they are both commonly found in the diets of intelligent species, but fruit alone will not do it. Nearly 70% of the diet of gorillas are fruit, and they still don't have the nutrient intake to sustain our relative brain mass.

I like to eat freshly decomposing corpses of animals, so don't waste your time with loquacity. The word for it is "meat".
#87 - enduranceathlete (10/26/2014) [-]
you are next level delusional.
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#88 - cabbagemayhem (10/26/2014) [-]
So far, my position is based on fact and reason. Do you have anything left except name calling? What's delusional is thinking animals are somehow equivalent to humans. One benefit to being Christian is you can refute arbitrarily created moral systems that make no objective sense and have no positive outcome, without getting existential.

"Everything that lives and moves about will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything."
- Genesis 9:3
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#17 - hockeycrazysteve (10/25/2014) [-]
i think you just changed my perspective on life
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#57 - upyoursnumbnuts (10/25/2014) [-]
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of tasty meat?
#58 - enduranceathlete (10/25/2014) [-]
why do they feel pain and suffer?

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#63 - captainrattrap (10/25/2014) [-]
Post mroe becuz u r good at posting nah yeah you aren't complete garbage.
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