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#19 - Yeah, that sounds pretty sweet. I guess the closest thing we h…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/26/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #21 - mitdwit (03/26/2014) [-]
Man I bet those were the golden days of TKD sparring haha. It'd require a lot more talent, speed, strength, and skill than today's sparring.
User avatar #101 - penileburglar (03/26/2014) [-]
Not really. The skillset is all the same. The difference is, you're taking a much higher risk of crippling, carreer-ending injuries with every match. Harsher conditions like that create some incredibly tough fighters, but for every one of those created, there's another who won't be fighting anymore.
#22 - Deeticky (03/26/2014) [-]
I hear ya, man. Maybe we should just get into Judo so we can sweep reporters to the ground.
User avatar #118 - takesomemorewater (03/26/2014) [-]
What a gent.
#85 - muffinssnuffims (03/26/2014) [-]
Did you guys not have one-steps in your style?

Like 9/10 one-steps in our style of TKD were "this person is in ___ position, coming at you like ___. Put them on the ground in 2 seconds or less with 2 moves or less."
User avatar #255 - Deeticky (03/26/2014) [-]
In my TKD style we've got one steps, but they don't usually involve takedowns. In my BJJ style we don't have one steps, but have something very similar called "reflex development" which does incorporate a lot of takedowns.
User avatar #57 - folkflunky (03/26/2014) [-]
No offense but... I don't think you really have to be a pro to do that. I mean, I used that technique back when I was a kid in school.
User avatar #254 - Deeticky (03/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's a pretty basic sweep. I don't think I ever implied that you needed to be really pro to do it, but if I did, I apologize.
User avatar #80 - alfrebecht (03/26/2014) [-]
Cool, now do it against someone who has a stance, knows where to put their weight, and is moving
User avatar #23 - mitdwit (03/26/2014) [-]
She got what she deserves.
She was talking to a black belt, what did she expect? Cuddles?
#16 - Maybe this video is older? I know a good amount of TKD tournam…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/26/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #17 - mitdwit (03/26/2014) [-]
If it were a fight, the point would be to use Taekwondo to beat the other person by surrender or knockout. Those aren't as common, and they definitely wouldn't use sparring gear.
I'd like to see that kind of stuff though. It's such a tactical form of martial arts, shit would be impressive.
User avatar #19 - Deeticky (03/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, that sounds pretty sweet. I guess the closest thing we have is MMA, but that incorporates a lot of styles. In the older tournaments I was referring to, the point wasn't so much to knock your opponent out per se, but to score points just like today's tournaments. The difference was that KO was also a viable way to win, and there usually weren't penalties for hitting too hard. I know most of them used the protective gear, but it wasn't required in a few.
User avatar #21 - mitdwit (03/26/2014) [-]
Man I bet those were the golden days of TKD sparring haha. It'd require a lot more talent, speed, strength, and skill than today's sparring.
User avatar #101 - penileburglar (03/26/2014) [-]
Not really. The skillset is all the same. The difference is, you're taking a much higher risk of crippling, carreer-ending injuries with every match. Harsher conditions like that create some incredibly tough fighters, but for every one of those created, there's another who won't be fighting anymore.
#22 - Deeticky (03/26/2014) [-]
I hear ya, man. Maybe we should just get into Judo so we can sweep reporters to the ground.
User avatar #118 - takesomemorewater (03/26/2014) [-]
What a gent.
#85 - muffinssnuffims (03/26/2014) [-]
Did you guys not have one-steps in your style?

Like 9/10 one-steps in our style of TKD were "this person is in ___ position, coming at you like ___. Put them on the ground in 2 seconds or less with 2 moves or less."
User avatar #255 - Deeticky (03/26/2014) [-]
In my TKD style we've got one steps, but they don't usually involve takedowns. In my BJJ style we don't have one steps, but have something very similar called "reflex development" which does incorporate a lot of takedowns.
User avatar #57 - folkflunky (03/26/2014) [-]
No offense but... I don't think you really have to be a pro to do that. I mean, I used that technique back when I was a kid in school.
User avatar #254 - Deeticky (03/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's a pretty basic sweep. I don't think I ever implied that you needed to be really pro to do it, but if I did, I apologize.
User avatar #80 - alfrebecht (03/26/2014) [-]
Cool, now do it against someone who has a stance, knows where to put their weight, and is moving
User avatar #23 - mitdwit (03/26/2014) [-]
She got what she deserves.
She was talking to a black belt, what did she expect? Cuddles?
#15 - In the old days, yeah, but nowadays, most karate competitions …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/26/2014 on (untitled) +12
User avatar #229 - epie (03/26/2014) [-]
Well, as a Kumite (Free fighting) judge and competitor myself, there is roughly 13 criteria you must follow, for example, no attacks to the joints, and no forceful attacks to the neck (for obvious reasons, because if the competitor wasn't very good with their control, but they were strong they could potentially kill someone with a neck injury).
However, yes, one of the criteria is no "overly excessive force or techniques" for example, if you had swept someone and they were on the ground and struck the body, it would be seen as very disrespectful and completely out of etiquette to then kick them and hit them repeatedly as you have already scored the point for one strike.
Firstly, they get a warning if they do this, but then they're out. Also it may be worth adding that you can hit the body, of course. But it must be the torso. If you were to do a controlled kick to the head and lightly tapped the cheek, or just made small contact without the opponent jerking their head from force, that would give you sanbon (3 points) which is the highest.
TL;DR
So yes of course you can hit them, and with force, but if it used in a disrespectful and unnecessary way, such as throwing and uncontrolled punch to the head, it is possible to get disqualified.

Though to be fair, some judges can be absolutely biased to one competitor because he knows their trainer or something and just gives them points very easily, which is incredibly bad judging if i may say so myself. But yes, it does happen most unfortunately. They usually get weeded out when the competitions get to a higher standard though.

User avatar #256 - Deeticky (03/26/2014) [-]
Yep, all the rules you stated are pretty similar to the ones at the tournaments I've been to.
User avatar #228 - pocoloco (03/26/2014) [-]
Not in Kyokushin though
#45 - salsawin (03/26/2014) [-]
Some of the disqualifications these days are ridiculous. I was in a (very small, low level tournament) where my opponent in my second match kicked me twice in the junk. On the third deliberate crotch shot, I backed up and said "Oh come on!" That "outburst" got me disqualified.
User avatar #258 - Deeticky (03/26/2014) [-]
One of my friends had the same experience, except he said "Are you kidding me?!" once he took his third shot to the balls.
User avatar #93 - deathstare (03/26/2014) [-]
If someone kicks you in the junk, just grab your balls and keel over. Make it look obvious that he kicked you.
#173 - salsawin (03/26/2014) [-]
Probably what I should have done--instead I just hunkered down and did my best to ride it through. My only consolation was that they disqualified my opponent as well.
#186 - anonymous (03/26/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #8100509 at girguy's beta & cringe board. friendzoned forever. **

screaming and throwing up is a bonus
#152 - Comment deleted 03/26/2014 on Right? 0
#137 - Look jbywalec, the content was cool, the pictures were pretty … 03/26/2014 on This is what... 0
#194 - A lot of old photos were pretty clear and detailed when high-q… 03/24/2014 on Awesome +2
#26 - That's not how girls tend to work. OP's girl is probably not t… 03/19/2014 on Projecting My Problems Onto... 0
#66 - Big Sponge. 03/17/2014 on Fucking Tumblr +2
#205 - I hear ya, man. Those things bother me a lot too. I guess just… 03/15/2014 on how to be lazy 0
#203 - *Considering 03/14/2014 on how to be lazy 0
#202 - Really? Why is it then that these make you damn angry (Especia…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on how to be lazy 0
User avatar #204 - trolololer (03/15/2014) [-]
Because first world problems, that's fucking why. People are so goddamn lazy here, when some african children have to walk a kilometre to get fresh water. Because children in India are dying from easily preventable diseases that render them unable to walk for life. Because there are protests against corrupt governments all around the world, yet WhiteBoy McMediumWage is too lazy to get up to turn off the light or to enter a fucking number on a microwave? Really?
User avatar #205 - Deeticky (03/15/2014) [-]
I hear ya, man. Those things bother me a lot too. I guess just don't understand such extreme anger at it... I tend to prefer using some of these injustices as motivation to make the world at least a little better in whatever ways I can. I've been very active in local politics, have managed to rise up the ranks pretty well so far, and have been motivating a lot of other young people in my area to get involved.

Have you used any of that anger as motivation to get stuff done?
#163 - Protip: Don't troll on an account named "trolololer"  [+] (5 new replies) 03/14/2014 on how to be lazy 0
User avatar #178 - trolololer (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm not trolling. Even though many people may think so, I just did it for the pun of the "rolling" troll head. Don't get your knickers all in a twix eh
User avatar #203 - Deeticky (03/14/2014) [-]
*Considering
User avatar #202 - Deeticky (03/14/2014) [-]
Really? Why is it then that these make you damn angry (Especially vonsidering all the other, worse things you could get angry about)? Most people in the world are lazy in one form or another (Maybe they work hard at their jobs but are lazy at home, or vice-versa). It's the nature of mammals to be lazy.
User avatar #204 - trolololer (03/15/2014) [-]
Because first world problems, that's fucking why. People are so goddamn lazy here, when some african children have to walk a kilometre to get fresh water. Because children in India are dying from easily preventable diseases that render them unable to walk for life. Because there are protests against corrupt governments all around the world, yet WhiteBoy McMediumWage is too lazy to get up to turn off the light or to enter a fucking number on a microwave? Really?
User avatar #205 - Deeticky (03/15/2014) [-]
I hear ya, man. Those things bother me a lot too. I guess just don't understand such extreme anger at it... I tend to prefer using some of these injustices as motivation to make the world at least a little better in whatever ways I can. I've been very active in local politics, have managed to rise up the ranks pretty well so far, and have been motivating a lot of other young people in my area to get involved.

Have you used any of that anger as motivation to get stuff done?
#44 - Girlfriend: >Takes your money. >Cheats…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2014 on Top of the line +12
#57 - skorchy (03/13/2014) [-]
hesrightyouknow.png

If I'm ever to win in life I need a woman with a mans sense of morals. Without actually being a man.
#178 - Your chance of being caught is still pretty low, so feel free to seed. 03/13/2014 on all parents in a nutshell +1
#177 - Well, it probably helps you, but the chance of being caught is… 03/13/2014 on all parents in a nutshell +1
#45 - Picture 03/12/2014 on So True +5
#24 - * a real troll account 03/12/2014 on Tykreeshrinas problems 0
#48 - In the U.S. it generally works like this: Let's say …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2014 on all parents in a nutshell +8
#105 - sposadox (03/12/2014) [-]
Without Peerblock I'd probably be in jail then.
User avatar #177 - Deeticky (03/13/2014) [-]
Well, it probably helps you, but the chance of being caught is still pretty low, even without it.
User avatar #81 - samsaysbai (03/12/2014) [-]
So stop seeding? Thats so rude though
User avatar #178 - Deeticky (03/13/2014) [-]
Your chance of being caught is still pretty low, so feel free to seed.
#142 - Well, I've just read that I'm a potato on the internet, so it … 03/11/2014 on Cussin' n' shit 0
#140 - So, you say we should believe everything we read on the web? …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Cussin' n' shit 0
#141 - sackit (03/11/2014) [-]
**sackit rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at A terrible loss **

The internett has given us boobies and porn. thus we should praise it with love and trust. but potatoes like you should not be trusted. you should perish into the deep of ravnegrotta
#142 - Deeticky (03/11/2014) [-]
Well, I've just read that I'm a potato on the internet, so it must be true. I'd better drop out of the University and go find some assisted living!
#138 - I never said people who swore couldn't be trustworthy, I just …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2014 on Cussin' n' shit 0
User avatar #139 - sackit (03/11/2014) [-]
we should
User avatar #140 - Deeticky (03/11/2014) [-]
So, you say we should believe everything we read on the web?

Well, in that case, I guess i can tell you the truth... I'm from the future. In the year 2019, Empress Kardashian decrees that all fat people must be put to death. A civil war erupts, and many die. The war finally ends when the supply of high-fructose corn syrup runs out, and the fat people die off. I am Michelle Obama, and I have come back in time to create healthy-lunch initiatives in American schools to prevent this war from ever beginning.
#141 - sackit (03/11/2014) [-]
**sackit rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at A terrible loss **

The internett has given us boobies and porn. thus we should praise it with love and trust. but potatoes like you should not be trusted. you should perish into the deep of ravnegrotta
#142 - Deeticky (03/11/2014) [-]
Well, I've just read that I'm a potato on the internet, so it must be true. I'd better drop out of the University and go find some assisted living!
#125 - A picture of a mafioso, and some sciency-sounding text? With t…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Cussin' n' shit 0
User avatar #126 - sackit (03/10/2014) [-]
but i swear...alot
i am honest and trustworthy
User avatar #138 - Deeticky (03/11/2014) [-]
I never said people who swore couldn't be trustworthy, I just don't think we should believe everything we read on the web.
User avatar #139 - sackit (03/11/2014) [-]
we should
User avatar #140 - Deeticky (03/11/2014) [-]
So, you say we should believe everything we read on the web?

Well, in that case, I guess i can tell you the truth... I'm from the future. In the year 2019, Empress Kardashian decrees that all fat people must be put to death. A civil war erupts, and many die. The war finally ends when the supply of high-fructose corn syrup runs out, and the fat people die off. I am Michelle Obama, and I have come back in time to create healthy-lunch initiatives in American schools to prevent this war from ever beginning.
#141 - sackit (03/11/2014) [-]
**sackit rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at A terrible loss **

The internett has given us boobies and porn. thus we should praise it with love and trust. but potatoes like you should not be trusted. you should perish into the deep of ravnegrotta
#142 - Deeticky (03/11/2014) [-]
Well, I've just read that I'm a potato on the internet, so it must be true. I'd better drop out of the University and go find some assisted living!
#221 - Yes. ^ 03/08/2014 on Fetus vs Baby!! 0
#220 - Though an individual sperm cannot become a baby on its own, th… 03/08/2014 on Fetus vs Baby!! +1
#214 - But each sperm carries the possibility of life. Just because…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Fetus vs Baby!! +2
User avatar #216 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
It carries no possibility of life. A sperm cannot become a baby. If it becomes a zygote it has the possibility of life.
User avatar #220 - Deeticky (03/08/2014) [-]
Though an individual sperm cannot become a baby on its own, that does not eliminate the possibility of that sperm becoming a baby through the fertilization of an egg. Therefore, each sperm carries the possibility of life. Remember, we're using the word possibility here, which means that even a tiny, tiny, tiny chance still counts.
User avatar #218 - fnoogernooger (03/08/2014) [-]
I think Deeticky is saying that all sperm have the possibility of forming zygotes, which in turn have the possibility of creating life.
User avatar #228 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
The sperm does not have the possibility. The eggs + sperm do. Deeticky said when he beats it he's killion millions of potential kids when that isn't true, because THE SPERM BY ITSELF CANNOT MAKE BABBY.
User avatar #233 - fnoogernooger (03/08/2014) [-]
Okay, I get your point. Deeticky gets your point. You don't get our point. Let me see if an analogy will help you:

I have a dollar. I want to buy a soda from the soda machine. I have the possibility of getting a soda if I give the machine my dollar. Now let's extrapolate. Let's say I have a million dollars. If I wanted to, I have the possibility of buying a million sodas from the machine. There is part of possibility in the parts which produce the product. The money holds part, and the machine. Both have full, but also both have part. I could use the money eleswhere, or I could use it here.
User avatar #236 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
You are correct. But saying a sperm is a possible baby is a stretch
User avatar #242 - fnoogernooger (03/08/2014) [-]
Not so much. If he were feeling so inclined, he could go to a sperm bank and ensure that all of his sperm would result in babies. Each sperm carries the possibility of producing offspring. It's like throwing a box of loaded, primed guns out of an airplane window. Once it hits the ground, you can be sure some will discharge, but it is equally likely that they will not discharge. Until they reach the point of actual event-hood, they all exist in a state where both events happen. Okay, it's time to stop posting; I'm getting into quantum, Schrodinger territory.
User avatar #393 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
The airplane example does not work. Sperm by itself would be the regular bullet, and egg might be the firing pin. Neither will do anything without the other
User avatar #442 - fnoogernooger (03/08/2014) [-]
Okay, since a sperm by itself has no possibility of life, why does a zygote have a possibility of life?

By itself under normal conditions, the zygote will immediately die if there is no external nutrients to supply it (e.g. it is exposed to air for long periods of time, it is inside the womb of a deceased individual, etc.). Since it relies on something else (i.e. a test tube or womb), it has no potential for life on itself.

Please, tell me how I'm wrong because this is how I see your argument.
User avatar #443 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
Because the zygote is already in development. 'Normal conditions' in this case means the womb, so unless something else goes wrong it will become a baby
User avatar #444 - fnoogernooger (03/08/2014) [-]
But it depends on the womb to nurture it, so by itself, it will not be able to produce life. It will grow and attach itself to the uterus.
User avatar #445 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
You said 'normal conditions'. Being outside the body is not a normal condition for a zygote
#446 - fnoogernooger (03/08/2014) [-]
You're nit picking small details and ignoring the point I am making. I'm ashamed it took me this long to realize I've been trolled. 10/10, sir.
User avatar #447 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
I'm not trolling tho. Those small details fuck up your argument. You said a zygote under normal conditions would die but that's wrong because under normal conditions a zygote is alive and in the mother.
User avatar #221 - Deeticky (03/08/2014) [-]
Yes. ^
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User avatar #7 - atomicman (01/17/2014) [-]
If only we got to meet each other in person. I'm sure we'd be become great friends.
#4 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - CannonFodder (10/26/2012) [-]
I hadn't been on FJ for ~ 1.5 years so I don't know what has/hasn't been done. Just couldn't be ****** studying so drew that instead. Didn't mean to annoy peeps but cheers for the feedback man
User avatar #5 to #1 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
you should shut the **** up
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