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Date Signed Up:3/29/2010
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#230 - *creationists I'm an Atheist too, but people ar…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Natural Selection At It's... +1
User avatar #231 - capslockrage (06/17/2014) [-]
Haha not even kidding I even had thought "Creationists" in my head but wasn't paying attention and typed Christians.
#233 - Deeticky (06/17/2014) [-]
Huh, well I'll be.
#239 - blesstheinternet (06/17/2014) [-]
huh, i didn't even know that was the term for those people, thank you. mfw new discovery
#172 - Yeah, he's definitely smart enough to come up with witty respo… 06/17/2014 on John Oliver interviews... 0
#179 - They sure happen here a lot more than any other country. 06/17/2014 on US Grade Beef -1
#163 - Yeah, he really said it. I'm hoping he wrote it himself, but I…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on John Oliver interviews... 0
#171 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
he writes his lines of course, but he does it some time before the interview.
It takes some time to reply on questions live, unless those are yes-no or similar simple answers.
It is possible he had at elast half-an-hour to think about something wity
User avatar #172 - Deeticky (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, he's definitely smart enough to come up with witty responses, the interview just felt very staged as I watched it. I still enjoyed it nonetheless.
#106 - I don't know, man. Every time I just get the normal fries, the… 06/16/2014 on Life Hacks Compilation Part 3 0
#28 - I'm having the same problem. 06/09/2014 on Probably is. +3
#18 - Not Quite. The Gurus were basically the prophets or head spiri…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2014 on Achmed the Reasonable... +5
User avatar #19 - Sethorein (06/09/2014) [-]
Welp. I learned something today. Golden stars for everyone.
#15 - Sikhs don't even believe in the same god as Muslims. Educate y…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2014 on Achmed the Reasonable... +5
User avatar #17 - Sethorein (06/09/2014) [-]
ah right. My bad. Allow me to correct.

>Sikhs only carry our weapons to defend... guru?
>it is a cardinal sin to use your weapon
>it is our right to carry out blades with us under religious protections.
User avatar #18 - Deeticky (06/09/2014) [-]
Not Quite. The Gurus were basically the prophets or head spiritual guides of Sikhism. The final Guru is the Sikh holy text, called Guru Granth Sahib. If you want to refer to the Sikh god, you can basically just call it "God."

I'm not too worried about your opinions on the Sikhs, but it's really important that the distinction between Sikhs and Muslims is made (Innocent people have been killed when angry racists mistook Sikhs for Muslims and killed them in a misguided attempt to get revenge for 9/11).
User avatar #19 - Sethorein (06/09/2014) [-]
Welp. I learned something today. Golden stars for everyone.
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#3506 - That's only the **** section, isn't it?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Girls, post your selfie! 0
User avatar #4045 - User (06/03/2014) [-]
I believe things have changed in the past year or so.
#419 - Maybe not what I hoped for, but accurate.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#433 - degenerator (05/28/2014) [-]
Not bad at all.
#418 - **Deeticky rolled image **  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
User avatar #419 - Deeticky (05/28/2014) [-]
Maybe not what I hoped for, but accurate.
#433 - degenerator (05/28/2014) [-]
Not bad at all.
#416 - **Deeticky rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#241 - In the USA, our universities are top-notch, but yeah, our publ… 05/23/2014 on College then and now +1
#240 - I feel like you're leaving out a detail or two.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on College then and now 0
User avatar #254 - okamiterasu (05/23/2014) [-]
not really. my school district had stupendously low expectations. you could skip half the year and show up higher than mt Everest, and as long as you didn't make too much noise and 'passed' most of your classes, nobody cared. I remember my government class, there was literally not a single day where I stayed awake . And I was one of the better students.
#239 - Out of curiosity, what country are you from? Anyway, … 05/23/2014 on College then and now 0
#73 - Protip for USA fags: Get more involved in politics, vote in ev… 05/21/2014 on Yee can't be serious +3
#117 - The entrances in the pics aren't even part of the pyramids in … 05/20/2014 on What Does This Mean? 0
#116 - Except those entrances aren't part of those pyramids. I can't … 05/20/2014 on What Does This Mean? 0
#432 - I think the things you teach the kids at the shelter sound won…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2014 on Good Point 0
User avatar #441 - ShadeElement (05/18/2014) [-]
I don't know man,
In my line of work I meet a lot of cops. I think a lot of them start out with the right intentions, but the job itself does it to 'em.

I know I couldn't do it. You couldn't put me in a job where I deal with crazy, stupid, and pissed off people all day long. Then give me a gun and tell me that everyone has to do what I say or I get to shoot them.

I'd be a complete dickhole by day two.
#430 - First off, the cop probably threatened you because you were be… 05/18/2014 on Good Point 0
#370 - ^This. 05/18/2014 on Good Point 0
#369 - Care to explain? 05/18/2014 on Good Point 0
#368 - I would absolutely agree that you should treat police with res…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Good Point 0
#394 - anon (05/18/2014) [-]
I'll just say I was at a park with my wife, and my kids. I wasn't feel well so I went ot my car to sleep in it. and I woke up to a cop knocking on my window who decided i was masturbating in my car and started to threaten me, and threaten to arrest me when I got offended at the accusation. He was down right disrespectful the entire event. He never once acted like I was innocent or believed a word i said. The only reason he didn't arrest me was because the person who called the cops wouldn't testify against me. The system is fucked up and most cops are assholes there are a few good ones, but the saying goes "One good apple ruins the bunch" I do not respect police. I do not respect them because they have guns. I do not respect bullies ever. If they treat me with respect I respect them. Simple as that.
User avatar #430 - Deeticky (05/18/2014) [-]
First off, the cop probably threatened you because you were being disrespectful. Try being nice. You'll be surprised how far that gets you. Second, you're telling me a story about one cop who was mean to you, that doesn't mean most cops are mean. Unless you can cite some sort of source that shows most cops are assholes, your argument doesn't have merit.
User avatar #385 - ShadeElement (05/18/2014) [-]
I think a lot of people apply to be an officer with good intentions.

I think its the police departments that are broken.

They recruit dominant, controlling personality types. They actively look for people that, in any other circumstance, would be considered bullies.

Then they train them to use intimidation as a tool, and circumvent civil rights.
They teach them that, as police officers, they are invariably the good guys, and the ends justify the means.

I'm sure civil rights attorneys play drinking games where they watch dash cam footage and take a shot every time a cop misleads, tramples, or simply omits someones rights as a citizen.

They do it because they are taught they have to in order to be an effective officer and to be safe.

I work at a youth shelter. Obviously these kids bump noses with cops more often than most teens.
We teach them to be respectful, and that the police are not their enemy.
But we also have volunteer lawyers come in and teach them what their rights are, and how to handle it when officers violate those rights.
User avatar #432 - Deeticky (05/18/2014) [-]
I think the things you teach the kids at the shelter sound wonderful. I definitely believe that some departments recruit the way you say they do. I think that's an issue that needs to be resolved. I just don't like how many people look at the bad cops out there and then try to pretend that the majority of cops are like that.
User avatar #441 - ShadeElement (05/18/2014) [-]
I don't know man,
In my line of work I meet a lot of cops. I think a lot of them start out with the right intentions, but the job itself does it to 'em.

I know I couldn't do it. You couldn't put me in a job where I deal with crazy, stupid, and pissed off people all day long. Then give me a gun and tell me that everyone has to do what I say or I get to shoot them.

I'd be a complete dickhole by day two.
#40 - Insurance fraud is not as prevalent here. 05/15/2014 on In Soviet Russia +12
#53 - yeah, she's had a few different spikes in internet popularity,…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on An act of random +1
User avatar #54 - satoshileex (05/12/2014) [-]
That makes sense, celebs do stuff to remain relevent and I do think you are right about it being related to the oscars.
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User avatar #7 - atomicman (01/17/2014) [-]
If only we got to meet each other in person. I'm sure we'd be become great friends.
#4 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - CannonFodder (10/26/2012) [-]
I hadn't been on FJ for ~ 1.5 years so I don't know what has/hasn't been done. Just couldn't be ****** studying so drew that instead. Didn't mean to annoy peeps but cheers for the feedback man
User avatar #5 to #1 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
you should shut the **** up
User avatar #6 to #5 - CannonFodder (01/04/2014) [-]
Lol care
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