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Date Signed Up:3/29/2010
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#92 - I found one my first time through, then I saw your comment and… 06/10/2012 on The 2 bags -1
#169 - Or this one. That's my GF creeping up on my ex there....  [+] (5 new replies) 06/10/2012 on Girlfriends 0
#171 - kraetyz (06/10/2012) [-]
I'm sort of annoyed that all the gifs cut out just as he's about to stick dem nails in. It's actually kind of gross, you can see him lifting up the skin and shit with the nails when they're inside her neck.
#172 - Deeticky (06/10/2012) [-]
I know man. I soo wish this movie was out on DVD/Blu-ray.....

Pic related. That's my girlfriend over my ex. They must be playing a game. I hope they have fun....
#185 - kraetyz (06/10/2012) [-]
Looks like an exciting game. Wish I could join.

Also, there are no plans to release it in any format. Burn it out yourself, that's what I'm gonna do (when I'm not too lazy to buy DVDs >_>)
User avatar #261 - fishdemolisher (06/10/2012) [-]
Sincerest apologies for my ignorance. But what might that movie be? I've been searching for a decent scare for a while now.
#269 - kraetyz (06/10/2012) [-]
The Poughkeepsie Tapes. Watched it this week, and it's currently topping the chart for Kraetyz' Favourites.
#865 - Seeing that the books of Timothy were most likely written by P…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2012 on Jesus preaches bout ga... wait 0
User avatar #869 - TheFixer (05/15/2012) [-]
neat
#429 - Not according to the Bible we're not....  [+] (5 new replies) 05/14/2012 on Jesus preaches bout ga... wait 0
User avatar #435 - TheFixer (05/14/2012) [-]
well now we are just arguing semantics you present 1 passage about woman injustice and i present teachings from jesus about treating others the way you want to be treated, i am assuming the book of timothy is older than the teachings of jesus, i havent read the bible in a while. but it comes down to this if the book of timothy is older then thats how it was back then, over time it evolves, there are many contradictions in the bible and i blame the council of nicea (because they picked what went into and what stayed out of the bible)
User avatar #865 - Deeticky (05/15/2012) [-]
Seeing that the books of Timothy were most likely written by Paul, it's from after Jesus' teachings my friend.

Interesting that you bring up people removing things from the Bible. You know, there was a book taken out in which Jesus kills a kid....

Infancy Gospel of Thomas 3:1 (Which tells of Jesus' childhood)

"While he was going from there with his father Joseph, a child running tore into his shoulder. And Jesus said to him, “You shall no longer go our way.” And instantly he died. At once the people, seeing that he was dead, cried out and said, “Where was this boy born that his word becomes a deed?”
User avatar #869 - TheFixer (05/15/2012) [-]
neat
#485 - anonymous (05/14/2012) [-]
Shhhhhhhhhh... Now's not the time for a religious debate. I bring a gift of cuteness instead.
User avatar #495 - TheFixer (05/14/2012) [-]
wasnt tryin to start a religious debate but the offering of a kitten with thors hammer is accepted
#454 - *When you TELL her to make you a sammich amirite? Thu…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2012 on Zlamous is Hypo"Christian" +1
User avatar #456 - keefybeefy (05/12/2012) [-]
Yes, when I TELL her to make me a sandwich haha!

And our church have women who preach, but they are not pastors. I'm not sure if I would agree with a woman being the leader of a church, but if they want to give a message I don't see the problem with that. In 1 Corinthians where it does discuss that the ladies should be spectators in the church and be silent, it is referring specifically to the church of Corinth where women were completely out of order and the men weren't doing anything to stop them. So Paul wrote teh church a letter telling them basically to tell the women to stfu if they gonna be actin a fool in the House of the Lord!
#450 - Picture 05/11/2012 on Zlamous is Hypo"Christian" 0
#449 - I had a feeling you would say that. Anytime I mention the Old …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2012 on Zlamous is Hypo"Christian" +1
User avatar #451 - keefybeefy (05/11/2012) [-]
In Luke, that was when he was telling a parable of the king who gave his servants money. That was what the king said to his servants, not what Jesus said to his followers.

In most of the books Paul writes (such as 1Corinthians and 1Timothy), he talks a lot about a woman's place in the household. Women are to submit to men because men are the spiritual leaders of the household, and it was woman who tempted man in Genesis. Men are the spiritual authorities, but only if they follow God.


I love throwing out 1 Timothy 2:12 on my girlfriend when I ask her to make me a sandwich haha
User avatar #454 - Deeticky (05/12/2012) [-]
*When you TELL her to make you a sammich amirite?

Thumbs for using the Bible to get sammiches though XD

Certain churches have female pastors. Would you say these churches are wrong? What about a woman becoming President or Prime Minister? Is that wrong?
User avatar #456 - keefybeefy (05/12/2012) [-]
Yes, when I TELL her to make me a sandwich haha!

And our church have women who preach, but they are not pastors. I'm not sure if I would agree with a woman being the leader of a church, but if they want to give a message I don't see the problem with that. In 1 Corinthians where it does discuss that the ladies should be spectators in the church and be silent, it is referring specifically to the church of Corinth where women were completely out of order and the men weren't doing anything to stop them. So Paul wrote teh church a letter telling them basically to tell the women to stfu if they gonna be actin a fool in the House of the Lord!
#217 - You know, if Christians were to just follow the teachings of J… 05/10/2012 on Zlamous is Hypo"Christian" +1
#213 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2012 on Zlamous is Hypo"Christian" +3
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#222 - bithcwits (05/10/2012) [-]
#209 - That's a very good message, but you know what the problem is? …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2012 on Zlamous is Hypo"Christian" 0
#243 - tobiaswhelan (05/10/2012) [-]
#450 - Deeticky (05/11/2012) [-]
User avatar #212 - houseofbrick (05/10/2012) [-]
It's sad, isn't it? When I was a believer, I thought that the most important thing in all of Christianity was the 2 "new commandments" that Jesus said (don't remember where, and I know they weren't really new commandments, that's just how I remember learning it). I'm speaking of "Love the Lord, your God, with all your body, mind and soul, and love your Neighbor as yourself." I still follow at least one of those rules to this day, even if my faith has fallen.
User avatar #217 - Deeticky (05/10/2012) [-]
You know, if Christians were to just follow the teachings of Jesus, they wouldn't be so bad. They would probably even do some good for the world. Unfortunately they usually tend to follow (insert generic pastor here) and that causes problems. It's hard to rally people when you're telling them to give all they have away to the poor, it's easy to rally them when your message is hate against an "enemy" though.. And the donations will just keep flowing in.
#199 - Your message is a just one, but have you actually read the Bib…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2012 on Zlamous is Hypo"Christian" 0
User avatar #447 - keefybeefy (05/11/2012) [-]
Leviticus and Nahum are both Old Testament, and while Old Testament isn't bad or incorrect, but a lot of things changed when Jesus came back. Jesus said that to hate anyone is to commit murder with your own heart.
User avatar #449 - Deeticky (05/11/2012) [-]
I had a feeling you would say that. Anytime I mention the Old Testament people always do.

Here are some New Testament quotes for you.

"But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me." — Luke 19:27 (I believe Jesus was just telling a story with this one, but his message is clear.)

"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent." ---1st Timothy 2:12
User avatar #451 - keefybeefy (05/11/2012) [-]
In Luke, that was when he was telling a parable of the king who gave his servants money. That was what the king said to his servants, not what Jesus said to his followers.

In most of the books Paul writes (such as 1Corinthians and 1Timothy), he talks a lot about a woman's place in the household. Women are to submit to men because men are the spiritual leaders of the household, and it was woman who tempted man in Genesis. Men are the spiritual authorities, but only if they follow God.


I love throwing out 1 Timothy 2:12 on my girlfriend when I ask her to make me a sandwich haha
User avatar #454 - Deeticky (05/12/2012) [-]
*When you TELL her to make you a sammich amirite?

Thumbs for using the Bible to get sammiches though XD

Certain churches have female pastors. Would you say these churches are wrong? What about a woman becoming President or Prime Minister? Is that wrong?
User avatar #456 - keefybeefy (05/12/2012) [-]
Yes, when I TELL her to make me a sandwich haha!

And our church have women who preach, but they are not pastors. I'm not sure if I would agree with a woman being the leader of a church, but if they want to give a message I don't see the problem with that. In 1 Corinthians where it does discuss that the ladies should be spectators in the church and be silent, it is referring specifically to the church of Corinth where women were completely out of order and the men weren't doing anything to stop them. So Paul wrote teh church a letter telling them basically to tell the women to stfu if they gonna be actin a fool in the House of the Lord!
#279 - I believe he existed as a human, but there aren't any Roman re… 05/10/2012 on Zlamous +1
#79 - I just wanted to say that you are the coolest. 05/09/2012 on deathlordgusta's profile 0
#385 - **Deeticky rolled user deathlordgusta ** Someone… 05/09/2012 on On that day 0
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#133 - "Do you like it?" "Yes. Thank you." 05/08/2012 on Haircut +10
#320 - He has arrived..... 05/08/2012 on NOPE +7
#353 - Btw, the oldest complete Bible is a book written in Greek call…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2012 on roflwaffle 0
#364 - theinvisibletheift (05/08/2012) [-]
I'm not around to shove my religion down other people's throats. I'll clarify to the best of my abilities where I can and clear things up if i can. I'd quite frankly be a shit evangelist...
#613 - Why isn't it working hurr durr??? 05/07/2012 on For you stonerfriends +2
#218 - I think Stan Lee mixed in a little bit of himself for this... … 05/07/2012 on Death of Spider-Man 0
#304 - "Slaves, be subject to your masters with all reverence, n… 05/07/2012 on roflwaffle 0
#298 - Orly? "I do not permit a woman to teach or to ha…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2012 on roflwaffle 0
#347 - theinvisibletheift (05/08/2012) [-]
Also, many of the words used in the bible have radically different meanings now. So slave, for instance. I have no idea what it would be now and I don't have the knowledge to back it up, but perhaps I'm wrong. Slavery was the norm back then, after all. The wives subordination to the husband thing, though, I know is spiritual only. "As to the Lord" refers to the faith. So the husband is the authority on the faith in the household just like the priest is the authority in the parish and the bishop is the authority in the diocese. Taken out of context, much of the bible takes on a radically different meaning that's actually quite offensive.
#346 - theinvisibletheift (05/08/2012) [-]
Yeah... Us Catholics have been breaking those rules for years... But what I think those particular "rules" pertain to are the priesthood. No women priests allowed in the Catholic church. And besides... Those aren't in the gospels, meaning Jesus didn't actually say them. Only Matthew, Mark, Luke and John have Jesus' words in them. Anything past that is usually written by Paul and now holds little (if any) relevance. Women have been some of the most influential people in our Church's history and several have been called doctors of the church who's writings are still looked upon as authoritative documents on the faith. So there's obviously a contradiction there. I don't know much past what I just said, so I can't exactly give a better argument without doing research that I'm too lazy to do.
#240 - So the only thing that matters about a guy is if he's "ho… 05/07/2012 on Girl Logic -2
#293 - Also, "Allah" means "God" in Arabic..... 05/06/2012 on God:99999999 Atheist:0 0
#292 - 3 major religions of the world? I assume you are talking about… 05/06/2012 on God:99999999 Atheist:0 0
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User avatar #7 - atomicman (01/17/2014) [-]
If only we got to meet each other in person. I'm sure we'd be become great friends.
#4 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - CannonFodder (10/26/2012) [-]
I hadn't been on FJ for ~ 1.5 years so I don't know what has/hasn't been done. Just couldn't be ****** studying so drew that instead. Didn't mean to annoy peeps but cheers for the feedback man
User avatar #5 to #1 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
you should shut the **** up
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