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Date Signed Up:3/29/2010
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#412 - The story is fake. 08/31/2014 on JUSTICE IS SERVED 0
#411 - The National report is a satirical website, like The Onion. Pl… 08/31/2014 on JUSTICE IS SERVED 0
#131 - Picture 08/31/2014 on Ye've warmed tha cockles of... -1
#78 - I Agree 100%. 08/31/2014 on Insert Title 0
#196 - Yeah, I'm not saying these things never happen, I'm just tryin… 08/30/2014 on How to Deal With Pre-Exam... 0
#66 - The interesting thing is, that in countries like these, just g… 08/29/2014 on Faith In Humanity: Restored -1
#139 - Ok, I see what you're saying. I'm not trying to say that stuff… 08/29/2014 on How to Deal With Pre-Exam... +1
#136 - Picture 08/29/2014 on How to Deal With Pre-Exam... +2
#131 - Making stuff up the way you describe it (falsifying evidence) …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2014 on How to Deal With Pre-Exam... 0
User avatar #154 - shfreaksixninesix (08/29/2014) [-]
I believe he means the barages of buzz words and "but maybe's". And I havnt looked up disbarred but I don't think they get jail
User avatar #196 - Deeticky (08/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm not saying these things never happen, I'm just trying to say that in the majority of cases, the system works the way it is supposed to. I agree that the penalty for outright cheating/falsifying evidence in a case (whether you're the prosecution or the defense) should carry a steeper penalty than disbarment (Which basically means you're no longer allowed to practice law).
User avatar #137 - konradkurze (08/29/2014) [-]
its not about making stuff up per se...more ading such a spin of bullshit onto things to make them seem a totally different way

same way as how courts get away with basing sentences on race and gender, and depending on area, that races / genders get heavier or lighter sentences than others

one that comes to mind...that woman in the uk who statuary raped an 8 year old boy and walked free
User avatar #139 - Deeticky (08/29/2014) [-]
Ok, I see what you're saying. I'm not trying to say that stuff doesn't happen, I'm mainly just saying that in the majority of cases, things proceed the way that they're supposed to. You just hear about the outliers more often because they make for better headlines.
#126 - Where does it say she's a feminist?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on How to Deal With Pre-Exam... +1
User avatar #127 - commanderbunbun (08/29/2014) [-]
her second chin
#136 - Deeticky (08/29/2014) [-]
#123 - Wouldn't that be true of any profession though? Businessmen li…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/29/2014 on How to Deal With Pre-Exam... +3
User avatar #128 - konradkurze (08/29/2014) [-]
yeah but lawyers lie about whether or not defendant X is guilty or not

do you really want say...theives rapists and murderers back on the streets because their lawyers made up enough bullshit
User avatar #131 - Deeticky (08/29/2014) [-]
Making stuff up the way you describe it (falsifying evidence) IS illegal, and can lead to the lawyer being disbarred. It's the prosecution's job to prove that someone is guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. The defense is only there to show reasonable doubt (as in other possible or probable explanations). When enough evidence is there to convict someone, the defense attorney is usually just there to make sure that the person's legal rights are being observed, and to negotiate.
User avatar #154 - shfreaksixninesix (08/29/2014) [-]
I believe he means the barages of buzz words and "but maybe's". And I havnt looked up disbarred but I don't think they get jail
User avatar #196 - Deeticky (08/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm not saying these things never happen, I'm just trying to say that in the majority of cases, the system works the way it is supposed to. I agree that the penalty for outright cheating/falsifying evidence in a case (whether you're the prosecution or the defense) should carry a steeper penalty than disbarment (Which basically means you're no longer allowed to practice law).
User avatar #137 - konradkurze (08/29/2014) [-]
its not about making stuff up per se...more ading such a spin of bullshit onto things to make them seem a totally different way

same way as how courts get away with basing sentences on race and gender, and depending on area, that races / genders get heavier or lighter sentences than others

one that comes to mind...that woman in the uk who statuary raped an 8 year old boy and walked free
User avatar #139 - Deeticky (08/29/2014) [-]
Ok, I see what you're saying. I'm not trying to say that stuff doesn't happen, I'm mainly just saying that in the majority of cases, things proceed the way that they're supposed to. You just hear about the outliers more often because they make for better headlines.
#125 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
so...you're lying as well
#78 - It's everywhere. Here's an example from the University of Cali… 08/29/2014 on This guy knows whats up +2
#67 - Only Dear Leader can tell us what we're not allowed to complain about.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on This guy knows whats up 0
#68 - trickytrickster (08/29/2014) [-]
All glory to our Dear Leader.
#65 - You have a right to complain about anything you want, as does …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/29/2014 on This guy knows whats up 0
#66 - trickytrickster (08/29/2014) [-]
Well the content made it sound like most people don't.
User avatar #67 - Deeticky (08/29/2014) [-]
Only Dear Leader can tell us what we're not allowed to complain about.
#68 - trickytrickster (08/29/2014) [-]
All glory to our Dear Leader.
#64 - It doesn't help that many states and school districts still te…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on This guy knows whats up +2
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User avatar #78 - Deeticky (08/29/2014) [-]
It's everywhere. Here's an example from the University of California. I would appreciate it if you would refrain from accusing me of pulling facts "out of my ass" when you failed to provide a source for either of your statistics in your comment.

ari.ucsf.edu/science/reports/abstinence.pdf

#62 - Ok, so first off, we do fix roads, build public works, and pro… 08/29/2014 on This guy knows whats up 0
#18 - I thought it was a gun range instructor, not her father?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/29/2014 on thank god it wasn't an uzi +114
#98 - thenewerbooks (08/29/2014) [-]
i think her father was ex-military and instructed her
#55 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
it was
#55 - You've obviously thought a lot of things through. Art has been…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on Type the truth! +1
User avatar #56 - darksideofthebeast (08/29/2014) [-]
I hope you go far too, you clearly have some knowledge.
Most people I tell that make a joke of it, it's just how I see life.
Everyone's got a view difference.

I'll have a good day, I hope you have a better one.
#52 - Ok. I can respect that. I don't really like the a lot of the t…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Type the truth! +1
User avatar #54 - darksideofthebeast (08/28/2014) [-]
Also, the bird thing was just added to give an example on perception.
User avatar #53 - darksideofthebeast (08/28/2014) [-]
I try to in my own ways, you're the first person who respects my choices on political stances.
I'll try to change this world through my art, hopefully I'm not the only one that likes it.

I like to read into things like philosophy and not waste time on silly things I've already studied and got paranoid from.
I used to think the illuminati and all that bs was true, and it may be.
But it ruined my life, it ruined my happiness.
I couldn't be me because of my paranoia and philosophy is what made me stop caring about this realities problems.
Cause everyone has problems, everybodies story is just as fucked as mine in some way.
I could sit here and say the world is great because that's my perception on it.
But then other people could say it's in shambles because of society and the government.
But who is the real cause? Everybody expects others to change, not themselves.

It's my world, everyone else just lives in it.
I wish I could fly, but a bird wishes it could drive and talk like a human, flying isn't special to them because they do it naturally all the time...
So in my perception, this world is good and I don't have to worry myself with the things I find meaningless, which is also why I quit school...

I know I sound pretentious, I can guarantee that.
But it's just how I view this world.
User avatar #55 - Deeticky (08/28/2014) [-]
You've obviously thought a lot of things through. Art has been a wonderful tool for change in the past. I hope you go far with yours!
User avatar #56 - darksideofthebeast (08/29/2014) [-]
I hope you go far too, you clearly have some knowledge.
Most people I tell that make a joke of it, it's just how I see life.
Everyone's got a view difference.

I'll have a good day, I hope you have a better one.
#208 - The coalition did make quick work of Saddam's forces without a… 08/27/2014 on war never changes +1
#43 - I know the feeling, but I honestly think you could help out a …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Type the truth! +1
User avatar #44 - darksideofthebeast (08/27/2014) [-]
to be honest, I'm only 16.
But I wouldn't vote either way, I don't like to research into the government and stuff.
It just leads to paranoia for me, I know it sounds silly, but I just don't like the government or reading about them.
User avatar #52 - Deeticky (08/28/2014) [-]
Ok. I can respect that. I don't really like the a lot of the things the government does either, but that's what I'm trying to fix, I guess. Even if you don't vote, I hope you can find a way to help make things better.
User avatar #54 - darksideofthebeast (08/28/2014) [-]
Also, the bird thing was just added to give an example on perception.
User avatar #53 - darksideofthebeast (08/28/2014) [-]
I try to in my own ways, you're the first person who respects my choices on political stances.
I'll try to change this world through my art, hopefully I'm not the only one that likes it.

I like to read into things like philosophy and not waste time on silly things I've already studied and got paranoid from.
I used to think the illuminati and all that bs was true, and it may be.
But it ruined my life, it ruined my happiness.
I couldn't be me because of my paranoia and philosophy is what made me stop caring about this realities problems.
Cause everyone has problems, everybodies story is just as fucked as mine in some way.
I could sit here and say the world is great because that's my perception on it.
But then other people could say it's in shambles because of society and the government.
But who is the real cause? Everybody expects others to change, not themselves.

It's my world, everyone else just lives in it.
I wish I could fly, but a bird wishes it could drive and talk like a human, flying isn't special to them because they do it naturally all the time...
So in my perception, this world is good and I don't have to worry myself with the things I find meaningless, which is also why I quit school...

I know I sound pretentious, I can guarantee that.
But it's just how I view this world.
User avatar #55 - Deeticky (08/28/2014) [-]
You've obviously thought a lot of things through. Art has been a wonderful tool for change in the past. I hope you go far with yours!
User avatar #56 - darksideofthebeast (08/29/2014) [-]
I hope you go far too, you clearly have some knowledge.
Most people I tell that make a joke of it, it's just how I see life.
Everyone's got a view difference.

I'll have a good day, I hope you have a better one.
#144 - I can agree with that statement. As long as we keep trying to … 08/26/2014 on war never changes 0
#143 - Things were way messed up while we were occupying Iraq and Afg… 08/26/2014 on war never changes +1
#134 - What didn't do what until we withdrew? I'm confused.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on war never changes 0
User avatar #138 - trolljunkusa (08/26/2014) [-]
Look at what the middle east did once we withdrew! They just turned even more to shit, they can't handle themselves, they're like toddlers, leave them alone for 15 minutes and they turn everything to shit
User avatar #143 - Deeticky (08/26/2014) [-]
Things were way messed up while we were occupying Iraq and Afghanistan too. (The initial plan was never to occupy the middle east for as long as we did.) These countries spent at least a decade embroiled in a huge war. Of course they aren't going to be running smoothly the second we take our boots off the ground. Eastern Europe saw the same type of turmoil after the Soviet Union fell. That's how power vacuums work.
#129 - Give the world some time. Human civilization hasn't been aroun…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2014 on war never changes 0
User avatar #139 - SlowpokeForever (08/26/2014) [-]
Righto. Allow me to correct myself. Will Peace will never be achieved.....in our lifetimes, or maybe not even the next. But someday, it will. But it's not likely in the next couple centuries.
User avatar #144 - Deeticky (08/26/2014) [-]
I can agree with that statement. As long as we keep trying to move forward though, we can hopefully work towards making it happen for somebody, someday.
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User avatar #7 - atomicman (01/17/2014) [-]
If only we got to meet each other in person. I'm sure we'd be become great friends.
#4 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - CannonFodder (10/26/2012) [-]
I hadn't been on FJ for ~ 1.5 years so I don't know what has/hasn't been done. Just couldn't be ****** studying so drew that instead. Didn't mean to annoy peeps but cheers for the feedback man
User avatar #5 to #1 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
you should shut the **** up
User avatar #6 to #5 - CannonFodder (01/04/2014) [-]
Lol care
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