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Deeticky

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Date Signed Up:3/29/2010
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#613 - Cut some off. 04/08/2013 on DJ 4DM1N gives you bad life... 0
#612 - Yes. 04/08/2013 on DJ 4DM1N gives you bad life... +1
#611 - Find another guy. Try to make your friend jealous. If he doesn…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on DJ 4DM1N gives you bad life... +1
User avatar #617 - sammyjo (04/08/2013) [-]
Good point :)
#610 - Talk to a lot of girls. Even the smallest target can … 04/08/2013 on DJ 4DM1N gives you bad life... 0
#214 - The only way to get it would be to be the first person to regi…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Who wants the account "blaze"? -1
#217 - legayunicorn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #221 - flamestrike (04/08/2013) [-]
This account name is a lot cooler than "Blaze"
#192 - 1:-You being "sick" would imply that you get some so… 04/05/2013 on TF2 Buddy +1
#186 - I appreciate the fact that you're confessing, but since you ge…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2013 on TF2 Buddy +1
#191 - drded (04/05/2013) [-]
Here are some possibilities I've thought of:
-I'm a sick fuck
-I decide I'm not worth being friends with, so I save them from being friends with me
-I subconsciously judge them and decide that they aren't worth being friends with809
User avatar #192 - Deeticky (04/05/2013) [-]
1:-You being "sick" would imply that you get some sort of pleasure from blocking people.

2:-You would probably be worth being friends with if you didn't block people!

3:-This is a legitimate reason to block people.
#20 - It was so awkward when I went on /fit/ and I'm like....I don't… 04/01/2013 on So Awkward +6
#23 - Thumbed you up because your comment's meaning is just, but I d…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2013 on If you're going to defend a... +1
#29 - necroshiz has deleted their comment.
#603 - Unfortunately OP's picture is incorrect. It wasn't Greasly who…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on interesting photos explained 0
User avatar #605 - DiabloStrawhat (03/21/2013) [-]
I immediately cheered up upon seeing he lived until 2010. Thanks bro!
#591 - That's love man... Also, he really had nowhere to go,…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2013 on interesting photos explained 0
User avatar #595 - DiabloStrawhat (03/21/2013) [-]
I guess you have a point there... but that's just super depressing. He marks himself inside the death camp by staring Himmler in the face, and in the outside world he will be hunted with extreme prejudice. His life was on the line either way.
User avatar #603 - Deeticky (03/21/2013) [-]
Unfortunately OP's picture is incorrect. It wasn't Greasly who stood up to Himmler. It was actually an unnamed Soviet POW.

It's still a heroic story though. He brought back extra food for his fellow prisoners whenever he snuck out and back in.

Here's my source. It's a good read.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horace_Greasley
User avatar #605 - DiabloStrawhat (03/21/2013) [-]
I immediately cheered up upon seeing he lived until 2010. Thanks bro!
#589 - The guy in the WW2 picture confronting Himmler isn't Greasly, … 03/21/2013 on interesting photos explained +2
#163 - No need to ask for forgiveness. You were much more polite than…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on Neville +1
User avatar #167 - kousei (03/21/2013) [-]
thank you, and you as well. This has become a most amusing discussion.
#158 - I wasn't referring to a philosophical paradox. Here a…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Neville +1
User avatar #161 - kousei (03/21/2013) [-]
fair enough, i will ask forgiveness for my miss-wording, i was speaking of the philosophical variety.
User avatar #163 - Deeticky (03/21/2013) [-]
No need to ask for forgiveness. You were much more polite than most on this site. I wish you well.
User avatar #167 - kousei (03/21/2013) [-]
thank you, and you as well. This has become a most amusing discussion.
#144 - It's not a paradox, it's a self fulfilling prophecy. …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Neville +2
#154 - brothergrimm (03/21/2013) [-]
no more fucking paradoxes!!!! they make me very frustrated!!!
User avatar #150 - kousei (03/21/2013) [-]
inaccurate, that is a contradiction. Philisophical paradox is something when thought about is impossible but we see occur every day.

for further reading: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeno%27s_paradoxes#Achilles_and_the_tortoise
User avatar #158 - Deeticky (03/21/2013) [-]
I wasn't referring to a philosophical paradox.

Here are the definitions of "paradox". Notice how my previous example fits into the second and third definitions.

noun
1.
a statement or proposition that seems self-contradictory or absurd but in reality expresses a possible truth.
2.
a self-contradictory and false proposition.
3.
any person, thing, or situation exhibiting an apparently contradictory nature.
4.
an opinion or statement contrary to commonly accepted opinion.

Source: dictionary.reference.com/browse/paradox
User avatar #161 - kousei (03/21/2013) [-]
fair enough, i will ask forgiveness for my miss-wording, i was speaking of the philosophical variety.
User avatar #163 - Deeticky (03/21/2013) [-]
No need to ask for forgiveness. You were much more polite than most on this site. I wish you well.
User avatar #167 - kousei (03/21/2013) [-]
thank you, and you as well. This has become a most amusing discussion.
#150 - Wrong Pope. 03/21/2013 on Batmam vs the pope 0
#108 - My diagnosis may have been a tad extreme, though I think he de… 03/20/2013 on i don't got it 0
#105 - It looked to me like he broke his knee and messed up his back.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2013 on i don't got it 0
User avatar #106 - iveseensomethings (03/20/2013) [-]
I'd say a very bruised jaw bone; a fucked up right ankle and some cracked ribs.
User avatar #108 - Deeticky (03/20/2013) [-]
My diagnosis may have been a tad extreme, though I think he definitely tore some muscles in his leg/hip area.
User avatar #107 - iveseensomethings (03/20/2013) [-]
Make that a "right heel"
#105 - It seems that this is really hard for you, and I can respect t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2013 on this week in science +1
#128 - anonymous (03/17/2013) [-]
you know you guys are talking like as though scientists have discovered the whole realm of the mind/brain function when in fact like 80% of it is still unknown. They still haven't figured it all out so just live life and don't sweat the fact that you exist or don't. Its not worth the time you spend here.
#98 - They still have HIV, but it seems that their lives will not b…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2013 on this week in science +1
#112 - ybigballz (03/17/2013) [-]
holy shit balls, why am i hearing about this first on fj, i watch the news every day, and am on facebook more often than a grown man should be. This should be the biggest news story since the invention of toilet paper
User avatar #131 - kirbyking (03/17/2013) [-]
And yet they just HAVE to announce which celebrities are doing what right? God damn I hate tv...
#784 - For those of you choosing the sex over the money, go fap then … 03/14/2013 on Sex or money, you decide +8
#137 - I just want to say that even as an Atheist, I respect your pos…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2013 on How is your day? +1
#189 - tomthehippie (03/08/2013) [-]
I don't mind at all! If you want to talk about it I am more than happy to have a conversation about my faith.

1, I believe that God created man to have beings who were not servants, who he could have communion with. In other words, he was lonely, and while Angels make great servants, they suck to talk to.

2, My idea is there is Heaven, which is described in the bible as New Jerusalem. I'm not sure what will be there, but I know that death wont, illness wont, injury wont.

Hell? Well, personally I believe that it is the second death. Perhaps it is torture for eternity, but I believe after the judgement (1,000 years after Armageddon) those who fail the "gold standard" will simply die.

As to how you get into either one, well, to quote a Christian rap group's song (and I don't know the name of either, though I wish I did), "There is a gold standard, perfection, that we don't measure up to!". This is something every faith agrees on, we are flawed.

How ever, God loves us so much that he sent his Son (God in the Flesh), to pay our debts. He knows that we are flawed beings, so he sacrificed his son to pay the debt we owe.

All you have to do is accept that. It isn't as easy as it sounds though, it requires that you truly come before God, humbled, weak, recognizing your own unworth, your own flawed sinful self and confess to him that you know you are sinful. That you know you are unworthy. That you know that by divine law, you are damned. And knowing that you accept that Jesus died for your sins, that he died and went to hell so that you don't have to.

It isn't easy. It isn't as simple as it sounds. You have to open yourself up and let God in. You have to put all your faith in Jesus. You have to let your weakness become his strength. It isn't just saying that you accept it, you have to give yourself to God.

As for why I chose this? It clicks with me. We are flawed, and unlike any other faith, Jesus gives an answer to that flaw; his sacrifice.

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#193 - tomthehippie (03/08/2013) [-]
Other faiths claim that by praying, fasting, meditating, you can become better, but my experience has shown that the human condition doesn't change because you willingly starve yourself, or you pray or sit in meditation (although any of this things can help you become a better person).

Christianity accepts that we are flawed; that we are sinners. Christianity makes it clear that there is a gold standard, that we will never measure up to.

Do good deeds? Are you doing them simply to help, or because they make you feel good? If its the later, then its still a sin, because you are doing it out of your own pride.

The laws of Mosses were given to the Jews to teach them that by the letter of law they are damned. But that wasn't the whole plan, God knew that we were flawed, so he sent his Son.

A good way to illustrate this idea is the Judgement that takes place after Armageddon.

Jesus has a book (probably not literally like this, but close enough for government work) in which every person that has ever lived has a page. On that page, every time you did a true good deed, something that God claimed for his glory, your name is written down once. But Satan has a book too, with a page just for you. And on that page, every time you sin, your name is written down once.

By these pages all will be judged, but, if you truly accepted Jesus and have faith in him, then your page in the Devil's book is covered in Jesus' blood.

Your sins still exist, but they are covered, they are paid for. They can't be used against you.

Some people claim that works affect you getting into Heaven, how ever it is made clear that works (things you do through motivation in the Holy Spirit) are done as a response to salvation, not done to earn salvation.

I hope I was clear enough.

Funny gif to make up for how much I wrote down.
#350 - Comment deleted 03/04/2013 on this week in science 0
#104 - The burden of proof is on those who make claims, not those who… 03/01/2013 on cough cough christians... +1
#338 - You see, we like looking at sluts in porn. We do not like dati… 03/01/2013 on Jackass: Amanda Todd Pt. 2 -1

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User avatar #7 - atomicman (01/17/2014) [-]
If only we got to meet each other in person. I'm sure we'd be become great friends.
#4 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - CannonFodder (10/26/2012) [-]
I hadn't been on FJ for ~ 1.5 years so I don't know what has/hasn't been done. Just couldn't be ****** studying so drew that instead. Didn't mean to annoy peeps but cheers for the feedback man
User avatar #5 to #1 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
you should shut the **** up
User avatar #6 to #5 - CannonFodder (01/04/2014) [-]
Lol care
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