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#42 - t's not just about how they look. It's how they're acting. …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/26/2014 on may the force be with you -... 0
User avatar #70 - helenwheels (01/26/2014) [-]
You're saying this based on a picture of them.
User avatar #95 - Deeticky (01/26/2014) [-]
Yes I am. As I said earlier, they're popping gang signs in the picture. I was never saying that these kids are in a gang, I was only saying they're glorifying gang life.
#44 - Womens Study Major (01/26/2014) [-]
Found the feminist
User avatar #46 - Deeticky (01/26/2014) [-]
"Found the feminist" is usually a funny joke, but I don't think you're using it right.

The guy above me is making a much more feminist comment. Perhaps you meant to reply to him?
#41 - It's not just about how they look. It's how they're acting. …  [+] (6 new replies) 01/26/2014 on may the force be with you -... +3
User avatar #86 - envinite (01/26/2014) [-]
Indeed. But the content only show how they look, so since we both have no idea about how they act, I think it's safe to say they're just an ordinary 'cool' young adult who loves the way they wear clothes.
User avatar #93 - Deeticky (01/26/2014) [-]
That was what I was trying to address with what I said about the gang signs. Gang signs are more than just looks. Popping gang signs, like the kid in the content is doing, is an action worthy of my judgement, I think.
User avatar #55 - calawesome (01/26/2014) [-]
anyone who uses 'swag' as a term for anything but pirate treasure is a faggot.
User avatar #56 - Deeticky (01/26/2014) [-]
Then we're both faggots.
User avatar #48 - inuares (01/26/2014) [-]
they're Swaggots.
User avatar #51 - Deeticky (01/26/2014) [-]
I actually prefer that term.
#96 - Damn. Admitting your biases. I respect that. Just cur…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/26/2014 on dead horse +1
User avatar #163 - douevensax (01/26/2014) [-]
He seemed experienced in running things.
User avatar #117 - rocksteady (01/26/2014) [-]
it was because he was Mormon and they believe crazy shit, for example that black people have black skin because God burned it I supported Romney though
User avatar #162 - douevensax (01/26/2014) [-]
Never heard of that before.
User avatar #164 - rocksteady (01/27/2014) [-]
its in the book of mormon.
User avatar #165 - mormon (01/27/2014) [-]
IF you're going to point out a flaw in how mormon's used to talk of the past, do it right. Although its way more bastardized that it actually is in the BoM, the whole "black people were burned and got dark skin" was the lamanite people, and they didn't become black. They became Native American.
User avatar #166 - rocksteady (01/27/2014) [-]
Wrong.

User avatar #167 - mormon (01/27/2014) [-]
I went to the askmormon thing the LDS church hosts and this fellow name Spencer told me that around 2 weeks ago. What makes you certain?
User avatar #168 - rocksteady (01/27/2014) [-]
I read the book.

Mormon's are groomed to be little politician's, so don't be surprised if Spencer wasn't exactly truthful.
User avatar #169 - mormon (01/27/2014) [-]
True, the people on that askmormon site tend to be nubs.
I'm not actually mormon, my friend who sometimes comes on this website is the mormon, maybe he'll talk about it with ya if he checks up.

If ya read the book, you know more than me. I don't read anything no matter what motivation i have.
#170 - rocksteady (01/27/2014) [-]
The book was targeting Native American's and African American's; basically anyone who's not white gets slammed pretty hard in The Book of Mormon; however, every religion has messed up shit in it. The Bible has a section that explains how owning slaves is a good thing... I would hope your Mormon friend picks and chooses what to believe. See the problem with the Mormon religion is that it's so young that most Mormon's I meet at Latter Day Saints Churches believe the entire book, which proves to be a problem, and is why someone like Romney wouldn't talk about his religious affiliation publicly.


This picture of Joseph Smith pretty much sums up how I felt about the book after I finished it.
User avatar #172 - douevensax (01/27/2014) [-]
Everyone has interpretations of the BoM. I must tell you, you seem rocksteady that your's is rights.
User avatar #171 - mormon (01/27/2014) [-]
Naw he's cool. He has tons of issues with what they think and do, yet agrees with alot and vouches for the belief and validity of it. His issues mainly consist of the people.

If he was like the people he's shown me at his churches and their activities let me tell you I would not be in support of the religion. He showed me more about the religion itself and not how people represent it.

The mormon username i use used to be user to mock mormons on FJ before me and him met at school.
User avatar #120 - Deeticky (01/26/2014) [-]
I guess I forgot that he was a Mormon. I always try to avoid delving into candidate's religions unless it has an obvious effect on their policy. Thanks for the clarification.
#397 - No, it's both. Regulations drive up the cost in certa…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Good ol' U.S.A. +2
User avatar #449 - scowler (01/26/2014) [-]
Corporations have to raise their prices because government entities tax them extensively in an effort to supplant quality care with state care, but why?

I hate Communists...
User avatar #459 - Deeticky (01/26/2014) [-]
They don't have to raise their prices. Again, as I said earlier, prices are driven up by both factors. Corporations usually offer higher-quality products, especially here in the U.S. because of all the regulation, but the prices are driven way up by both the increased expense of regulation and the corporation's drive to maximize profit.

How is you hating communists relevant to this conversation? Government healthcare and communism are two very different things.
User avatar #465 - scowler (01/26/2014) [-]
Communists like to cut corners in an effort to nationalize vital infrastructure.

Healthcare is no exception to this…

Marxism's like Asprin. It's marketed under a million different names...
User avatar #473 - Deeticky (01/26/2014) [-]
First, you're oversimplifying communism. I don't support communism, but I also appreciate history and understand what communism was meant to do and why it didn't work.

Second, even if we follow your definition and say that communists like to cut corners and nationalize vital infrastructure, that's not what happened with healthcare reform in the U.S. It was an expensive program and it didn't nationalize healthcare. It only created a government plan and brought some new regulations on private insurers. The government competing with private industry is not the same as the government nationalizing a private industry.

Finally, even if we say that cutting corners and nationalizing vital infrastructure is what communists like to do, and even if we say that's what the government did, doing something that a group likes to do does not make you part of that group. Communism is a very specific economic theory, and the capitalism practiced here in the U.S. is extremely far from it.
User avatar #486 - scowler (01/26/2014) [-]
It doesn't work because it deprives enterprising men and women of the incentives needed to make any form of advancement. Why invent something if the State will take credit for it and leave you where you've always been? No incentive, no advancement.

Communism is not an economic theory, it has been proven to be impractical on a grand scale. Now Uncle Sam's inching closer and closer to it…

Lovely.
#146 - Thanks for the reply, troll. I'll be sure to consider it when … 01/24/2014 on Dyel 0
#105 - I suppose I was being lazy in using the term "nothing&quo…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Dyel -1
User avatar #114 - KEpToK (01/23/2014) [-]
Thank you for the novel Charles Dickins, i'll be sure to peruse it when I have the chance.
#146 - Deeticky (01/24/2014) [-]
Thanks for the reply, troll. I'll be sure to consider it when you decide to add something relevant.
#134 - I appreciate the clarification on the technical aspect, but I … 01/23/2014 on Just thought it was funny. 0
#32 - Having muscles doesn't have anything to do with preventing you…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Dyel 0
User avatar #79 - nebuchadnezzaurus (01/23/2014) [-]
You're wrong. Muscles consume energy by simply existing, even if you don't exercise them at all. A really huge bodybuilder may lie on a couch all day and burn more calories than you would if you went to work, all because his muscles require energy to function. One pound of muscle burns approximately 5-6 calories per day at rest. You can look it up on the internet, but I don't think you will, so you can trust me on that, I did research.
He was absolutely correct, that's why he said muscular women don't need to watch out for fatty foods and carbs as much as skinny women do: the extra muscle can burn the excess energy.
User avatar #105 - Deeticky (01/23/2014) [-]
I suppose I was being lazy in using the term "nothing" I apologize for that. Obviously the body burns calories through simple metabolic functions, and you're right that muscles use up energy. I don't dispute that. What I do disagree with is how much you seem to believe it helps.

We're talking about women here, my friend. So your bodybuilder example doesn't help your case as much as you think it does either. Female muscle has nowhere near as much bulk as male muscle. The only females who can come close are those who use TRT. The calories burned per day due to muscle simply existing would be less in women than men on average.

Also, the amount of calories a person burns is very dependent on their metabolic rate, and that tends to make a giant difference. I would pose that the "5-6 calories per hour" would vary greatly among different people. Finally, it's incredibly rare, when doing studies on bodybuilders and athletes, to find one who doesn't have incredible diet and exercise habits which would be raising their metabolic rates. Those rates would become lower if these people ditched their good habits. That was my point: The good habits are what make the difference, muscular or not.

Finally, a quick note: When you mention a specific number as an argument in a debate, ("5-6 calories per day") you really should cite your source. That's good form and it allows the other person to review the source of your data. Also, there's no need for snide comments like "You can look that up on the internet, but I don't think you will." Comments like that don't add anything to the debate and only serve, whether intentionally or not, to frustrate the other person. You're obviously intelligent enough to debate someone without remarks like that.
User avatar #114 - KEpToK (01/23/2014) [-]
Thank you for the novel Charles Dickins, i'll be sure to peruse it when I have the chance.
#146 - Deeticky (01/24/2014) [-]
Thanks for the reply, troll. I'll be sure to consider it when you decide to add something relevant.
#27 - I certainly am not a fan of women with 6 packs. Some guys like… 01/23/2014 on Dyel +1
#65 - I'm pretty sure backwards compatibility was removed mainly to …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Just thought it was funny. +1
User avatar #123 - lifesavers (01/23/2014) [-]
Backwards compatibility was removed because it is too difficult to emulate the Cell processor and much too expensive to integrate one into the circuit. So, not really to just lower the price, but to avoid marketing a $1000 console. Same for the XBO.
To be fair, the consoles could play Xbox, PSX and PS2 games with barely any CPU strain, but I guess we can't have nice thing, can we?
User avatar #134 - Deeticky (01/23/2014) [-]
I appreciate the clarification on the technical aspect, but I don't understand how that makes it not about lowering the price. Obviously the tech is there, but it's just too expensive to be viable when consumers want the console to cost $300.
User avatar #66 - dumbassvtwo (01/22/2014) [-]
Ah right. You're probably right. I'm not entirely sure all I know is that I think I heard someone/read that it was removed due to it straining the blu-ray laser or it damaging something.
#60 - What exclusives does the Xbox have out that look good? I found…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2014 on Just thought it was funny. +2
User avatar #71 - squillium (01/22/2014) [-]
I personally enjoyed Dead Rising 3, and Killer Instinct is fun as well. Plus Titanfall will be released soon.
User avatar #82 - funferret (01/23/2014) [-]
Titanfall will also be available for PC if I remember correctly.
User avatar #104 - autoflame (01/23/2014) [-]
Project Spark is PC and Xbone, Quantum Break is exclusive to Xbone, The next Halo is Xbone, and Peggle 2.
#146 - The reasons usually come down to one or more of these. … 01/22/2014 on Incoming genocide +2
#262 - Being successful ain't easy, there are a lot of steps. (Unless… 01/21/2014 on fuck ITT Tech for not taken me +1
#146 - Liberals call conservatives stupid, conservatives call liberal… 01/18/2014 on History +3
#144 - I guarantee you that this content is not trying to say that …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on History +1
User avatar #169 - Greevon (01/18/2014) [-]
This, man. A thousand times this.
#118 - I slaughtered everybody at the high class party. 01/18/2014 on VG Logic Comp 0
#110 - The fact that you've identified your own faults makes you stro…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on how to get the ladies +1
User avatar #111 - atomicman (01/17/2014) [-]
I guess you're very right. But then again, the asperges part. I mentioned in last message(it was right? I've written so many to you in so little time lol) I was capable of saving a friend from cutting himself letally by talking to him(it were the longest 4 hours in my life, but they were also incredibly beautiful).

I'm a very convincing person actually. It's something that doesn't really fit the rest of my charachter and sometimes confuses myself.

For the expection-part when it comes to school. My school is absolutely not willing to help me in such way. And I really dont want to turn down these guys for they've tried to help me so much. I'll probably just finish this school with borderline grades(like they're expecting from me at this point).

I do think I'll be having to talk to proffesionals indeed. Even though it'll be incredibly hard, for it's against some of my principes. And my principes saved me myself from committing suicide(I've been unhappy for a very long time) and also my friend.

For the unhappy part. My first girlfriend was kinda messed up like I was. Every boy in our class had their eyes on her. She was absolutely stunningly beautiful. Now I, as half beta/half alpha was exremely suprises when she told me she liked me.

When she went abroad for reasons still uknown to me I was broken. She really was something at least very near my soulmate. I've from then on sworn to some principes. Including not to masturbate for my entire life long(which worked, 4 years ago now) and not to be manipulated by others. Last part is for the other kids in class trying to make her fall in love with them instead of me by trying to 'prove' how inferior I am. I even beat one up really bad at one point.
User avatar #112 - atomicman (01/17/2014) [-]
*exception part I meant at the school thingy.
#65 - Hey man, if he gets his bachelor's in philosophy, I bet he can…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2014 on Lucky parents 0
User avatar #67 - xsap (01/17/2014) [-]
at lest his brothers would spend that 7.25/h on drugs instead of paying student loans
#107 - 2/2. You're worried about not having lost your virgin…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/17/2014 on how to get the ladies +1
User avatar #109 - atomicman (01/17/2014) [-]
It's once again great advice. I might take the psychiatrists recommendation in consideration. I always refused to do so, for I really felt like I had to fix myself. If I'm not capable of doing so I would be weak(I always wanted to be strong on every ground, but aswell keep all those strenghts to myself and only the ones deserving in my eyes).
User avatar #110 - Deeticky (01/17/2014) [-]
The fact that you've identified your own faults makes you strong. Stronger than most people who just make excuses and blame others. There's nothing wrong with accepting help. I was actually in "special ed' in highschool. I had an IEP and all that meant was that the school needed to make reasonable accommodations to help me learn the way I learned. It worked out well. I was able to get an exception that allowed me to be exempt from homework as long as I got at least a B on tests. There were others too. There's like, a million different possible accommodations. Feel free to do some research on the subject if you'd like.

Again, I can't speak for a doctor, but I can say with good certainty that you're not a psychopath. Psychopaths are very self centered and lack empathy for others. They're usually good at faking it when they have something to gain, though. You have a strong sense of loyalty, man. You want to help the world. You're obviously not a psychopath.

It is possible, however that you may have been diagnosed with an illness that involves the term "psychosis". There are a few mental illnesses that use the term psychosis, but don't make you a psychopath. And people with Asperger's can be very loyal, they're just not always good at making it obvious. It would just be something to bring up with a psychiatrist. I know i did. I ended up being diagnosed with ADHD instead, but it was an important question to ask.

You're a nice guy, and you're smart. I really appreciate that you're able to see the value of talking to a professional. Trust me, they won't be able to do much for you unless you work hard, so there's nothing shameful about seeking them out.
User avatar #111 - atomicman (01/17/2014) [-]
I guess you're very right. But then again, the asperges part. I mentioned in last message(it was right? I've written so many to you in so little time lol) I was capable of saving a friend from cutting himself letally by talking to him(it were the longest 4 hours in my life, but they were also incredibly beautiful).

I'm a very convincing person actually. It's something that doesn't really fit the rest of my charachter and sometimes confuses myself.

For the expection-part when it comes to school. My school is absolutely not willing to help me in such way. And I really dont want to turn down these guys for they've tried to help me so much. I'll probably just finish this school with borderline grades(like they're expecting from me at this point).

I do think I'll be having to talk to proffesionals indeed. Even though it'll be incredibly hard, for it's against some of my principes. And my principes saved me myself from committing suicide(I've been unhappy for a very long time) and also my friend.

For the unhappy part. My first girlfriend was kinda messed up like I was. Every boy in our class had their eyes on her. She was absolutely stunningly beautiful. Now I, as half beta/half alpha was exremely suprises when she told me she liked me.

When she went abroad for reasons still uknown to me I was broken. She really was something at least very near my soulmate. I've from then on sworn to some principes. Including not to masturbate for my entire life long(which worked, 4 years ago now) and not to be manipulated by others. Last part is for the other kids in class trying to make her fall in love with them instead of me by trying to 'prove' how inferior I am. I even beat one up really bad at one point.
User avatar #112 - atomicman (01/17/2014) [-]
*exception part I meant at the school thingy.
#106 - (1/2) Very first thing I'd like to say: Don't lost that Ideali…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2014 on how to get the ladies +1
User avatar #108 - atomicman (01/17/2014) [-]
Well they've done some research on me. I usually disliked that for it's real purpose wasn't revealed to me(obviously they couldn't because they wouldn't want manipulated awnsers from me). I thought it had to do with me being a failure and everyone around me thinking I had to be helped, which I couldn't accept. I wanted to fix myself if neccecary.

They've never told me the real purpose of it. But they did diagnose me with a form of psychopathy(linked that to the fact that I had twice gone in an uncontrollable rage losing litteraly all my empathy for my surroundings I think) or indeed, as you say here, a form of asperges.

Though, for both there was but weak evidence. They knew I had once saved a friend from suicide aswell, for I am very loyal to those I think deserve it. Which kind of proved the asperges theory wrong(I'm speculating now).

And for the psychopathy part, same story. But also the fact that I was capable of controlling anger very well apart from those 2 times.

My current school has a very very hard time at handling me. I tend to now show up at promised appointments for I don't see what purpose it serves(including classes. I've once even proved classes don't increase my grades by the slightest). And they actually seem to understand me, but they can't change the rules just for me. For it's a generic and transparent system. Other kids would get angry and annoyed if I was granted privileges like not having to go to certain lessons.

I don't know whether I have any autistic features. People usually tend to keep my at bay, for I can look quite menacing when angry(also when dissapointed, that's excactly the same face in my case. And i'm often dissapointed). They see me as 'the guy who doesn't care'. But also the guy who is more than they just see from me(I really don't take most of them as stupid). I'm generally respected but also ignored, even though I provoce that myself.
#102 - Fair enough. request accepted. 01/17/2014 on how to get the ladies 0
#99 - I'm ok with listening to mostly anything, but don't like rap. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on how to get the ladies 0
User avatar #100 - articulate (01/17/2014) [-]
I have pretty diverse tastes. I listen to classical while driving or whenever I feel like it at home. Otherwise I like bands like Breaking Benjamin, Skillet, Killswitch Engaged, or even harder stuff like Give Zombies The Vote. My friend showed me Nightwish awhile back, but it's not really my thing. I don't really like female voices unless they're really talented. Maybe we can be friends, though I do listen to rap sometimes.
User avatar #102 - Deeticky (01/17/2014) [-]
Fair enough. request accepted.
#97 - Because I love that word. Articulate 01/17/2014 on how to get the ladies 0
#96 - I think you and I are going to be good friends.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/17/2014 on how to get the ladies 0
User avatar #98 - articulate (01/17/2014) [-]
Maybe. What kind of music do you listen to?
User avatar #99 - Deeticky (01/17/2014) [-]
I'm ok with listening to mostly anything, but don't like rap. In terms of my favorite bands, those would be Nightwish (Finnish symphonic metal) and Kamelot (Progressive/power metal.)

Yourself?
User avatar #100 - articulate (01/17/2014) [-]
I have pretty diverse tastes. I listen to classical while driving or whenever I feel like it at home. Otherwise I like bands like Breaking Benjamin, Skillet, Killswitch Engaged, or even harder stuff like Give Zombies The Vote. My friend showed me Nightwish awhile back, but it's not really my thing. I don't really like female voices unless they're really talented. Maybe we can be friends, though I do listen to rap sometimes.
User avatar #102 - Deeticky (01/17/2014) [-]
Fair enough. request accepted.
#94 - Sorry for how long that took. The character limits are frustra… 01/17/2014 on how to get the ladies 0
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User avatar #7 - atomicman (01/17/2014) [-]
If only we got to meet each other in person. I'm sure we'd be become great friends.
#4 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
**traffy rolls 65**
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User avatar #1 - CannonFodder (10/26/2012) [-]
I hadn't been on FJ for ~ 1.5 years so I don't know what has/hasn't been done. Just couldn't be ****** studying so drew that instead. Didn't mean to annoy peeps but cheers for the feedback man
User avatar #5 to #1 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
you should shut the **** up
User avatar #6 to #5 - CannonFodder (01/04/2014) [-]
Lol care
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