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#121 - Lol, if they make a sleep gas that works for everyone, then ye…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2014 on you would make a pretty corpse 0
User avatar #122 - demandsgayversion (02/26/2014) [-]
Then you could build up a tolerance to the sleep gas so that instead of falling asleep it gets you really high, then you can jerk off on all the sleeping people
#123 - Deeticky (02/26/2014) [-]
That's some /b/ level genius right there.
User avatar #126 - demandsgayversion (02/26/2014) [-]
You've been agreeing with me from the baby box, I had to do something
#72 - They're staring at your ass. 02/26/2014 on 1st day at the gym +1
#118 - I hear ya, man. I used to be phobic of planes. The truth is th…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/26/2014 on you would make a pretty corpse 0
User avatar #119 - demandsgayversion (02/26/2014) [-]
Fair enough. But people being afraid of planes is a serious concern, regardless of the actual safety of planes. Maybe we could re-purpose the baby sleep gas to knock out non-first class passengers. Won't have to worry about health concerns - it was safe enough for babies.
User avatar #121 - Deeticky (02/26/2014) [-]
Lol, if they make a sleep gas that works for everyone, then yeah, I'd on board sorry with that. Sounds fun.
User avatar #122 - demandsgayversion (02/26/2014) [-]
Then you could build up a tolerance to the sleep gas so that instead of falling asleep it gets you really high, then you can jerk off on all the sleeping people
#123 - Deeticky (02/26/2014) [-]
That's some /b/ level genius right there.
User avatar #126 - demandsgayversion (02/26/2014) [-]
You've been agreeing with me from the baby box, I had to do something
#117 - Plane crashes are actually very survivable. The NTSB performed…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2014 on you would make a pretty corpse +1
User avatar #133 - AnomynousUser (02/26/2014) [-]
I think we need more samples. Let's just crash more planes and see who lives. I say we start with Texas's planes.
#135 - Deeticky (02/26/2014) [-]
No objections.
#114 - Well, I'll give you credit for having thought this through qui…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/26/2014 on you would make a pretty corpse 0
User avatar #116 - demandsgayversion (02/26/2014) [-]
I didn't think it through at all. I made it up as I was typing.

But I just think there should me SOME safety measures on airplanes. Sure, shit doesn't go wrong very often, but when a plane does crash, it has the potential for a whole lot of casualties. Plus, it's good for morale. The safety pamphlets and oxygen were good for that purpose until Fight Club ruined that.
User avatar #118 - Deeticky (02/26/2014) [-]
I hear ya, man. I used to be phobic of planes. The truth is that most plane crashes are survivable, and over 95% of people who get into a plane crash survive. There are a lot of safety features and they do serve a purpose. Also, as you know, the vast, vast, vast, majority of planes never crash, and I think a lot of people would feel pretty uncomfortable knowing that their seat could drop out at any second.

Source on the statistic: www.ntsb.gov/doclib/safetystudies/SR0101.pdf
User avatar #119 - demandsgayversion (02/26/2014) [-]
Fair enough. But people being afraid of planes is a serious concern, regardless of the actual safety of planes. Maybe we could re-purpose the baby sleep gas to knock out non-first class passengers. Won't have to worry about health concerns - it was safe enough for babies.
User avatar #121 - Deeticky (02/26/2014) [-]
Lol, if they make a sleep gas that works for everyone, then yeah, I'd on board sorry with that. Sounds fun.
User avatar #122 - demandsgayversion (02/26/2014) [-]
Then you could build up a tolerance to the sleep gas so that instead of falling asleep it gets you really high, then you can jerk off on all the sleeping people
#123 - Deeticky (02/26/2014) [-]
That's some /b/ level genius right there.
User avatar #126 - demandsgayversion (02/26/2014) [-]
You've been agreeing with me from the baby box, I had to do something
#111 - It would be extremely expensive, and not enough crashes happen…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/26/2014 on you would make a pretty corpse 0
User avatar #112 - demandsgayversion (02/26/2014) [-]
How about just a special compartment for babies? You put all the babies in the box when getting on the plane, they pump some sleep gas in, and in case of an emergency the baby box has a parachute and GPS thing.
User avatar #137 - Crusader (02/26/2014) [-]
I swear, I was picturing shoving a baby into the overheard compartments and then launching them out Red Alert style.
User avatar #114 - Deeticky (02/26/2014) [-]
Well, I'll give you credit for having thought this through quite a bit.

Why do you think that this would be worth implementing given that airplane-related deaths are so low?
User avatar #116 - demandsgayversion (02/26/2014) [-]
I didn't think it through at all. I made it up as I was typing.

But I just think there should me SOME safety measures on airplanes. Sure, shit doesn't go wrong very often, but when a plane does crash, it has the potential for a whole lot of casualties. Plus, it's good for morale. The safety pamphlets and oxygen were good for that purpose until Fight Club ruined that.
User avatar #118 - Deeticky (02/26/2014) [-]
I hear ya, man. I used to be phobic of planes. The truth is that most plane crashes are survivable, and over 95% of people who get into a plane crash survive. There are a lot of safety features and they do serve a purpose. Also, as you know, the vast, vast, vast, majority of planes never crash, and I think a lot of people would feel pretty uncomfortable knowing that their seat could drop out at any second.

Source on the statistic: www.ntsb.gov/doclib/safetystudies/SR0101.pdf
User avatar #119 - demandsgayversion (02/26/2014) [-]
Fair enough. But people being afraid of planes is a serious concern, regardless of the actual safety of planes. Maybe we could re-purpose the baby sleep gas to knock out non-first class passengers. Won't have to worry about health concerns - it was safe enough for babies.
User avatar #121 - Deeticky (02/26/2014) [-]
Lol, if they make a sleep gas that works for everyone, then yeah, I'd on board sorry with that. Sounds fun.
User avatar #122 - demandsgayversion (02/26/2014) [-]
Then you could build up a tolerance to the sleep gas so that instead of falling asleep it gets you really high, then you can jerk off on all the sleeping people
#123 - Deeticky (02/26/2014) [-]
That's some /b/ level genius right there.
User avatar #126 - demandsgayversion (02/26/2014) [-]
You've been agreeing with me from the baby box, I had to do something
#109 - That's good creepypasta. The oxygen helps you …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2014 on you would make a pretty corpse +2
User avatar #124 - kaycie (02/26/2014) [-]
Do you mean it would make a good creepypasta?
Because that's a quote from Fight Club, the scene in the picture.
#127 - Deeticky (02/26/2014) [-]
Err... That's not what I meant when I wrote the original comment, but it's what I mean now that I realize it's a quote from the movie. Politician-level swticharoo right there. I really need to see that movie. I miss a lot of references because I haven't.
#128 - ninjagladiator (02/26/2014) [-]
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#383 - I worded my other comment really badly. Sorry about that. You …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#385 - frienderman (02/24/2014) [-]
I dunno. If it's from a cow, I still call it beef.
#122 - A day may come when diamonds are worth nothing, and a good dog… 02/23/2014 on War of the sexes +4
#345 - Sirloins, ribeyes, and different muscle cuts do come from diff… 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... +1
#344 - To clarify, I believe that something like 15 or twenty percent…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
User avatar #349 - varrlegrimscythe (02/23/2014) [-]
That's what I got from your comment, Pink slime is considered an additive that cuts down fat content, and is only for limited human consumption which is why it should only be used as an additive , and yes if some amount is added to Ground chuck or other ground beef you can still legally say it is 100% beef, you just can't say its pure beef.

I'm a butcher, I'm expected to know these things.
#341 - It is certainly possible that my information is outdated. Do y… 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#339 - Legally speaking, pink slime is still beef as long as it comes… 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... +1
#337 - Legally speaking, pink slime is still beef as long as it comes…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#380 - frienderman (02/24/2014) [-]
I think that if you look up USDA regulations, you will see otherwise.
#383 - Deeticky (02/24/2014) [-]
I worded my other comment really badly. Sorry about that. You can have something like 15 or 20 percent Would have to look up numbers to be sure, but I know it's in that area. pink slime and still say "100% beef".
#385 - frienderman (02/24/2014) [-]
I dunno. If it's from a cow, I still call it beef.
#334 - The chance of cancer from Mcdonald's food isn't particularly h…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
#342 - anonymous (02/23/2014) [-]
Um... you're wrong. The beef isn't from different parts of an animal. It's the leftover meat from sirloins, ribeyes and other whole muscle cuts. It's just processed to removed the extra fat and keep the beef trimmings.
User avatar #345 - Deeticky (02/23/2014) [-]
Sirloins, ribeyes, and different muscle cuts do come from different parts of an animal... So I don't understand how that makes me wrong? Unless you thought I was trying to say something like they put the bones and the brains in there? If so, I apologize. That was not my intention.
#332 - Pink slime still counts as beef as long as the slime is made f…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... 0
User avatar #340 - varrlegrimscythe (02/23/2014) [-]
Not according to the USDA.
User avatar #344 - Deeticky (02/23/2014) [-]
To clarify, I believe that something like 15 or twenty percent pink slime can still count as 100 percent ground beef here in the U.S., but I may have to look those numbers up. (I know it's in that general area) If my previous comment made it sound like I was saying 100 percent pink slime counted as 100 percent beef, I apologize. I should have clarified that better.
User avatar #349 - varrlegrimscythe (02/23/2014) [-]
That's what I got from your comment, Pink slime is considered an additive that cuts down fat content, and is only for limited human consumption which is why it should only be used as an additive , and yes if some amount is added to Ground chuck or other ground beef you can still legally say it is 100% beef, you just can't say its pure beef.

I'm a butcher, I'm expected to know these things.
User avatar #341 - Deeticky (02/23/2014) [-]
It is certainly possible that my information is outdated. Do you have a USDA source to back that up?
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whoops, color me wrong
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User avatar #7 - atomicman (01/17/2014) [-]
If only we got to meet each other in person. I'm sure we'd be become great friends.
#4 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - CannonFodder (10/26/2012) [-]
I hadn't been on FJ for ~ 1.5 years so I don't know what has/hasn't been done. Just couldn't be ****** studying so drew that instead. Didn't mean to annoy peeps but cheers for the feedback man
User avatar #5 to #1 - traffy (01/02/2014) [-]
you should shut the **** up
User avatar #6 to #5 - CannonFodder (01/04/2014) [-]
Lol care
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