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Gender: male
Age: 21
Youtube Channel: Deavas86
Steam Profile: kelevra22
Consoles Owned: ps4, ps3, ps2, n64
Video Games Played: Dark Souls, Witcher 3, GTA V, CiV, Payday 2
PSN: Deavas86
Interests: guitar, metal, music
Date Signed Up:1/13/2010
Location:New York
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#69 - Members of the Abrahamic religions do this weird thing where t… 05/24/2016 on Glass Half Full 0
#7 - It's a /fit/ meme 05/24/2016 on The Tipper +3
#25 - Considering about half the world doesn't believe in God, that …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2016 on Glass Half Full 0
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#57 - wraithguard (05/24/2016) [-]
That's a pretty bold statistic.
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#58 - wraithguard (05/24/2016) [-]
Unless of you're counting things like Buddhism, which are aren't purely atheistic, but still don't technically believe in God.
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#69 - Deavas (05/24/2016) [-]
Members of the Abrahamic religions do this weird thing where they think they're absolutely right and God definitely exists and everyone else is wrong
Half the world is Christian and Muslim, Jews and Mormons are too small to even bother looking at
#8 - Brittany has the saddest alibi She's got 1-2 years le…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2016 on On the case! +79
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#59 - dyslexicgramarnasi (05/24/2016) [-]
britainy*
#26 - I like to think of it more as Hillary isn't 05/24/2016 on MAGA +1
#31 - Everyone on that thread is now on a nother government… 05/24/2016 on Robots collect some... 0
#7 - But Then how will we work the gas pedal 05/24/2016 on Anon won't support the... 0
#1322538 - If you have a vagina you can live with me for free 05/24/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#1322535 - That's where **** Nae  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2016 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1322537 - ironmercenary (05/24/2016) [-]
It's where the magic comes to life.
Take a deep breath and you'll go on a wild ride.
#19 - Now you can go on about how jet fuel can't melt steel beams an…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/24/2016 on Frankie Boyle +36
#28 - anon (05/24/2016) [-]
Didn't seem to bother the Empire State building much when a B-25 crashed into it in 1945. Guess they just didn't build them like they used to.
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#39 - masdercheef (05/24/2016) [-]
Okay, so... assuming the Wright R-2600 engines on a B-25 were still using the same fuel as the Wright R-1820 they were developed from, that plane would have been burning fucking 87 octane gasoline, the same exact grade of fuel you put in your car. The jet fuel that would be used in a Boeing 767 like the ones that hit the World Trade Center (Jet A-1) burns so much hotter than that it's not even funny to consider the possibility they might cause similar damage. Not to mention a 767 would have a whole hell of a lot more force behind it, what with having more mass than a B-25 and traveling at a much higher speed.

There's just no comparison there.
#59 - cojicoci (05/24/2016) [-]
Except that when the jet fuel caught on fire it would've used all of its energy in one giant explosion, not the continued burning that would need to be required to make steel melt, interestingly enough the towers were designed to withstand being hit by airplanes of that size and were specifically insured against that happening, but admittedly I'm not a structural engineer, chemist or part of any kind of aviation related profession. If you want to believe everything you're told then you go right on and "Animal Farm" the hell out of whatever you want.
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#60 - implicationsofcrap (05/24/2016) [-]
Jet fuel wasn't the only thing burning m8, and there most likely was residual amounts. Everything else in the building would've burned as well. And the combined effort of the debris, fire and impact force of the plane would've all snowballed. What ya implyin' m8?
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#47 - kumimono (05/24/2016) [-]
Not to mention, the folks piloting the B-25 were probably flying as slow as they could, in the fog, and most likely had time to do some evasive maneuvers, albeit too late. The dudes piloting the airliners? Pedal to the metal.
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#75 - masdercheef (05/24/2016) [-]
Yeah. They were cruising along in foggy weather when the pilot made a mistake, not gunning it trying to cause maximum damage. The B-25 wouldn't have even been anywhere near what could be considered "fast"
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#38 - alstorp (05/24/2016) [-]
Pretty big difference between a 15 ton B-25 and a 142 ton Boeing 767.
#29 - anon (05/24/2016) [-]
A B-25 aint a jet you fucking retard.
#26 - anon (05/24/2016) [-]
Steel beams can't construct jet fuel
#46 - Civ V I guess Although for some strange reason it always p… 05/24/2016 on Anon's great revelation... 0
#1322523 - 3 people so far have been that desperate Two of them I was… 05/24/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#1322522 - **Deavas rolled user hurpfry ** I just had a great wank. J…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2016 on Pony Thread 15. +2
#1322524 - hurpfry (05/24/2016) [-]
#1322514 - **Deavas rolled user tenaciouslee ** give me angry sex  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#1322574 - tenaciouslee (05/24/2016) [-]
As long as you'll make me think someone actually cares about me.
#1322509 - that deeats the purpose o being bought a game  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2016 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1322511 - thisiskevinhanian (05/24/2016) [-]
I view it as a delayed trade
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#1322513 - gryphemthegryphon (05/24/2016) [-]
exactly
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#1322510 - gryphemthegryphon (05/24/2016) [-]
Not really

He may be losing out on the money eventually, but the benefit gained is having the money for an extended period of time, giving more opportunity to spend that money elsewhere.
#1322507 - you hit O instead of G 05/24/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#1322503 - omg they dont even knowwww  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1322506 - thisiskevinhanian (05/24/2016) [-]
OWEN FOR LIFE, NIGGA!
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#1322507 - Deavas (05/24/2016) [-]
you hit O instead of G
#1322500 - why do people on tinder not swipe right for me theyre on t…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/24/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1322518 - leonhardt (05/24/2016) [-]
I'm sorry that was mean
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#1322517 - leonhardt (05/24/2016) [-]
Bitch please nobody's that desperate
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#1322523 - Deavas (05/24/2016) [-]
3 people so far have been that desperate
Two of them I was lucky enough to get away from and the other decided she wasn't that desperate. That was the only one I cared about too
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#1322502 - thisiskevinhanian (05/24/2016) [-]
maybe cause you post worst contestant
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#1322503 - Deavas (05/24/2016) [-]
omg they dont even knowwww
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#1322506 - thisiskevinhanian (05/24/2016) [-]
OWEN FOR LIFE, NIGGA!
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#1322507 - Deavas (05/24/2016) [-]
you hit O instead of G
#1322437 - i got bored at 560 05/24/2016 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#1322410 - make me popcorn  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#1322412 - totallynatedrake (05/24/2016) [-]
#1322406 - should i make popcorn i already had ice cream but now im w…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1322413 - jokiu (05/24/2016) [-]
Gah, I hate those days too, where you're just never not hungry...
Now I feel like having popcorn too...
#85 - Uhhh yeah no not at all 05/24/2016 on Fucking Apt -1
#78 - Lol yeah okay Osha's death was a great part of that p…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2016 on Fucking Apt -4
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#84 - bhartigan (05/24/2016) [-]
Well no, Osha would have been Plan A, See if they can kill Ramsey when he might not expect it, since that failed they go to plan B. which might be something like wait until the Battle for Winterfell starts and in the middle of the battle the Umbers turn their swords on the Boltons.
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#85 - Deavas (05/24/2016) [-]
Uhhh yeah no not at all
#1322383 - Define pacing  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1322388 - chaosascendingx (05/24/2016) [-]
with character creation really
"Finally, i finished making my character and their build. its time to play the ga-! oh the game is over."
Im like half way through the game right now and I finally started to like build my character the way i wanted to with the gear and weapons and spells i wanted to. Problem right now is they dont really do any damage
#1322299 - Discovered a glitch in Ratchet and Clank: A Crack In Time that… 05/24/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1439 - Deavas
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5/4/2014 - Never Forget
#1999 - twi ONLINE (04/29/2016) [-]
smelly lizard
#2000 to #1999 - Deavas (04/30/2016) [-]
I... Guess?
#2001 to #2000 - twi ONLINE (04/30/2016) [-]
leggo my eggo
#1991 - twi ONLINE (04/23/2016) [-]
can I pee on you
#1992 to #1991 - Deavas (04/23/2016) [-]
#1993 to #1992 - twi ONLINE (04/23/2016) [-]
is that a yed
#1994 to #1993 - twi ONLINE (04/23/2016) [-]
yes
#1995 to #1994 - Deavas (04/24/2016) [-]
GIF
#1996 to #1995 - twi ONLINE (04/24/2016) [-]
please
#1997 to #1996 - Deavas (04/24/2016) [-]
GIF
#1998 to #1997 - twi ONLINE (04/24/2016) [-]
please please
#1983 - twi ONLINE (04/09/2016) [-]
accept my friend request you skinny ************
#1984 to #1983 - Deavas (04/09/2016) [-]
Yo what
We're already friends aren't we
#1985 to #1984 - twi ONLINE (04/09/2016) [-]
i deleted all my friends on accident, thought i was clicking change password
#1986 to #1985 - Deavas (04/09/2016) [-]
Twi omg mot
#1987 to #1986 - twi ONLINE (04/09/2016) [-]
love u deavybun
#1988 to #1987 - Deavas (04/09/2016) [-]
Lub u twilikun
#1989 to #1988 - twi ONLINE (04/09/2016) [-]
would you tongue her sweaty butthole
#1990 to #1989 - Deavas (04/09/2016) [-]
Nah mang das where poop come from
#1980 - quantumranger (03/26/2016) [-]
I feel bad about calling you a dumbass. I just liked the way it rhymed
#1981 to #1980 - Deavas (03/26/2016) [-]
Shut up faggot
And it doesn't rhyme
#1959 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
oh **** I just realized I unfriended you
sorry, bruh
#1960 to #1959 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Bruh
#1961 to #1960 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
how you
#1962 to #1961 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Amgud. Almost spring break. Going home on Friday. Not soon enough though. How's you
#1963 to #1962 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
I forgot, when is it?
#1964 to #1963 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
What, spring break? Technically starts Monday but it's a weekend first so I'm skipping classes Friday and just going home
#1965 to #1964 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
Huh alright
Well the long break sounds like a good opportunity.
You have fun plans?
#1966 to #1965 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Well I was planning on getting laid but now I don't know. The bitch is certifiable. I'm pretty sure she's desperate and crazy but she also might be bipolar. It'll get interesting for sure. If she ever texts me back again

But I am applying for Big Brother on Sunday. There's open casting in NYC. Can't actually compete this year but I figured I'd see how far I could get anyway lol
#1967 to #1966 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
Don't do it, crazy bitches aren't **** but ho's n' tricks

Hell yeah, that sound sawesome. If you do make the cut, what if?
#1969 to #1967 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
*Yeah but the seck
#1970 to #1969 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
Seck yourself off damn, that sounds like an insult , its way worth it than a crazy girl.

Don't forget what you want to do, make sure you make what you strive for.
#1971 to #1970 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
1p games are great but I've played them for years and I'm bored of them. I want a p2.
#1972 to #1971 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
Games are fun to play with nice people, not anyone who spawn kills you when they get the chance.
#1973 to #1972 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Double. D's.
Chubby
Septum piercing
Easy

Worth it
#1974 to #1973 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
Just being sure you won't make a mistake.

Hows schooling going?
#1975 to #1974 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Oh it most definitely is.

Sucky. Failed a physics test today. Got a 14. Needed an 18 for a D. Tfw
#1976 to #1975 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
What kind of physics?
#1977 to #1976 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Like. Physics. Idk. Electronics mostly. Electromagnetism. Waves. ********
#1978 to #1977 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
Ahh
Thats fun ****, I used to do pretty well in physics. Now I'm working with Watts and electronic engineering
Now that ***** hard
#1979 to #1978 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Yes it is. Gj. Doin good at things. Tryin hard. I suck lol.
#1968 to #1967 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Yeah but the deck

Nothing really. If I get accepted after going to NYC they'd let me know some time in April and then I'd have to go to semifinals, probably also in NYC there's a bunch but that's closest to me and then if I made it past that, they'd let me know and send me to LA for finals, but I'd stop there because they pay for you to go to LA and I don't need to waste their time and money like that. If I did make it that far, of just try again next year.
But I have to get on soon before they do another all-star season. I'd like a chance to be eligible for one
#1956 - anon (03/10/2016) [-]
GIF
wassup hoe
#1957 to #1956 - Deavas (03/10/2016) [-]
I saw your notification and I thought, ooh I hope it's the black lady gif anon
And it was
Noice
#1958 to #1957 - anon (03/11/2016) [-]
GIF
I'm here hoe, u my boo boo son.

what y'all been doin?
#1947 - anon (03/04/2016) [-]
hey ugly ********, what was your old troll account? if i remove the time limit on negative accounts will you post again on it?
#1949 to #1947 - Deavas (03/04/2016) [-]
And also it's banned
#1950 to #1949 - anon (03/05/2016) [-]
link me to it and ill unban
#1951 to #1950 - Deavas (03/05/2016) [-]
thumbs first, addy bby
#1952 to #1951 - anon (03/05/2016) [-]
no
#1953 to #1952 - Deavas (03/05/2016) [-]
And the same to you then
#1954 to #1953 - PopcornViking (03/06/2016) [-]
admin i think you should ban this guy for noncompliance
#1955 to #1954 - Deavas (03/06/2016) [-]
there it is gary
the ***** i dont give
stop stalking me
#1948 to #1947 - Deavas (03/04/2016) [-]
No
Because you deleted all the thumbed on that one too
#1944 - twi ONLINE (02/26/2016) [-]
FART BUTT ****** POOP
#1945 to #1944 - Deavas (02/26/2016) [-]
Poetry. Such a way with words
#1935 - giffythetoad (02/23/2016) [-]
#1936 to #1935 - Deavas (02/23/2016) [-]
#1940 to #1936 - giffythetoad (02/23/2016) [-]
Take it.
Take the toads like you took that plunger.
#1941 to #1940 - Deavas (02/23/2016) [-]
it was shopped
#1942 to #1941 - giffythetoad (02/23/2016) [-]
I CAN DREAM!
#1932 - twi ONLINE (02/23/2016) [-]
DEAVY
#1933 to #1932 - Deavas (02/23/2016) [-]
YES
#1934 to #1933 - twi ONLINE (02/23/2016) [-]
YOU ARE MY ****
#1937 to #1934 - Deavas (02/23/2016) [-]
IMAWOT
#1938 to #1937 - twi ONLINE (02/23/2016) [-]
**twi screeches**
#1939 to #1938 - Deavas (02/23/2016) [-]
**Deavas oh **** i forgot we could still do that. or even how to do that**
#1943 to #1939 - twi ONLINE (02/23/2016) [-]
deavykun