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Deavas

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Date Signed Up:1/13/2010
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#17 - I'm extremely a little bit funny  [+] (1 reply) 09/28/2016 on Sorry Not Sorry -11
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#137 - iphraem (18 hours ago) [-]
not the whole world is middle school buddy.
#15 - 1. Two tall glasses. The tallest in the bar 2. Those forev…  [+] (3 replies) 09/28/2016 on Sorry Not Sorry -11
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#16 - SoraDono (09/28/2016) [-]
You are extremely unfunny.
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#17 - Deavas (09/28/2016) [-]
I'm extremely a little bit funny
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#137 - iphraem (18 hours ago) [-]
not the whole world is middle school buddy.
#13 - No, my joke  [+] (6 replies) 09/28/2016 on Sorry Not Sorry -7
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#122 - cupcakescankill (20 hours ago) [-]
shit you better patent it before someone else tells it
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#14 - anonymousmkiii (09/28/2016) [-]
yes, i get your joke. 9/11 can be milked forever. but i was trying to figure out if there is actually a drink called a 9/11 or if this was banter.
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#15 - Deavas (09/28/2016) [-]
1. Two tall glasses. The tallest in the bar
2. Those forever milking udders? Squeeze into both glasses
3. Top one with whipped cream
4. Whip out your dick and dip it in each glass roughly 3000 times
5. Smash glasses with dick and complain your dick is now hurt
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#16 - SoraDono (09/28/2016) [-]
You are extremely unfunny.
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#17 - Deavas (09/28/2016) [-]
I'm extremely a little bit funny
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#137 - iphraem (18 hours ago) [-]
not the whole world is middle school buddy.
#11 - Not my fault you don't get the joke  [+] (8 replies) 09/28/2016 on Sorry Not Sorry +3
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#12 - anonymousmkiii (09/28/2016) [-]
no, i get the joke, i was asking a question.
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#13 - Deavas (09/28/2016) [-]
No, my joke
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#122 - cupcakescankill (20 hours ago) [-]
shit you better patent it before someone else tells it
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#14 - anonymousmkiii (09/28/2016) [-]
yes, i get your joke. 9/11 can be milked forever. but i was trying to figure out if there is actually a drink called a 9/11 or if this was banter.
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#15 - Deavas (09/28/2016) [-]
1. Two tall glasses. The tallest in the bar
2. Those forever milking udders? Squeeze into both glasses
3. Top one with whipped cream
4. Whip out your dick and dip it in each glass roughly 3000 times
5. Smash glasses with dick and complain your dick is now hurt
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#16 - SoraDono (09/28/2016) [-]
You are extremely unfunny.
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#17 - Deavas (09/28/2016) [-]
I'm extremely a little bit funny
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#137 - iphraem (18 hours ago) [-]
not the whole world is middle school buddy.
#8 - A pair of udders that can be milked forever  [+] (10 replies) 09/28/2016 on Sorry Not Sorry +11
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#10 - anonymousmkiii (09/28/2016) [-]
dear deav, thanks for the support, asshole.
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#11 - Deavas (09/28/2016) [-]
Not my fault you don't get the joke
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#12 - anonymousmkiii (09/28/2016) [-]
no, i get the joke, i was asking a question.
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#13 - Deavas (09/28/2016) [-]
No, my joke
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#122 - cupcakescankill (20 hours ago) [-]
shit you better patent it before someone else tells it
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#14 - anonymousmkiii (09/28/2016) [-]
yes, i get your joke. 9/11 can be milked forever. but i was trying to figure out if there is actually a drink called a 9/11 or if this was banter.
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#15 - Deavas (09/28/2016) [-]
1. Two tall glasses. The tallest in the bar
2. Those forever milking udders? Squeeze into both glasses
3. Top one with whipped cream
4. Whip out your dick and dip it in each glass roughly 3000 times
5. Smash glasses with dick and complain your dick is now hurt
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#16 - SoraDono (09/28/2016) [-]
You are extremely unfunny.
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#17 - Deavas (09/28/2016) [-]
I'm extremely a little bit funny
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#137 - iphraem (18 hours ago) [-]
not the whole world is middle school buddy.
#6 - A pair of udders that can be milked forever  [+] (13 replies) 09/28/2016 on Sorry Not Sorry +68
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#7 - anonymousmkiii (09/28/2016) [-]
so if i was to go into a bar and order a 9/11, i would get...what?
#9 - anon (09/28/2016) [-]
Probably only weird looks
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#8 - Deavas (09/28/2016) [-]
A pair of udders that can be milked forever
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#10 - anonymousmkiii (09/28/2016) [-]
dear deav, thanks for the support, asshole.
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#11 - Deavas (09/28/2016) [-]
Not my fault you don't get the joke
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#12 - anonymousmkiii (09/28/2016) [-]
no, i get the joke, i was asking a question.
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#13 - Deavas (09/28/2016) [-]
No, my joke
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#122 - cupcakescankill (20 hours ago) [-]
shit you better patent it before someone else tells it
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#14 - anonymousmkiii (09/28/2016) [-]
yes, i get your joke. 9/11 can be milked forever. but i was trying to figure out if there is actually a drink called a 9/11 or if this was banter.
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#15 - Deavas (09/28/2016) [-]
1. Two tall glasses. The tallest in the bar
2. Those forever milking udders? Squeeze into both glasses
3. Top one with whipped cream
4. Whip out your dick and dip it in each glass roughly 3000 times
5. Smash glasses with dick and complain your dick is now hurt
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#16 - SoraDono (09/28/2016) [-]
You are extremely unfunny.
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#17 - Deavas (09/28/2016) [-]
I'm extremely a little bit funny
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#137 - iphraem (18 hours ago) [-]
not the whole world is middle school buddy.