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Deavas

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Date Signed Up:1/13/2010
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#16 - Show me a real person who calls their son "son" and …  [+] (14 new replies) 03/01/2016 on Well that worked -6
#93 - wallpaperguy (03/01/2016) [-]
You obviously have never lived in the South. Where Son and Boy get used regularly. By everyone. Even if they aren't your father.
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#94 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
i lived in the south for 3 years. never heard it once
and no, dipship, it only counts if theyre actually their dad
#95 - wallpaperguy (03/01/2016) [-]
Then you need to clean out your ears boy.

No, it doesn't "Only count" if they're the biological father.
Just because you've never heard it used, does NOT mean it isn't.
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#96 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
"no it doesnt count
yes it fucking does look at the goddamn content
thats the whole point of this
#97 - wallpaperguy (03/01/2016) [-]
the content doesnt say "Oh and by the way, the term "son" only counts if the two people are related. They have to be. No exceptions."

fuck off bruh. Youre getting way too sweaty over this.
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#98 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
wow you are certifiably retarded
the content says he is talking to his dad
i said its fake because dads dont call their son "son"
and now youre trying to tell me it doesnt matter because other people call people son
goddamn dude
#99 - wallpaperguy (03/01/2016) [-]
......
okay....
"the content says he is talking to his dad "
Yes. Yes it does.
"i said its fake because dads dont call their son "son" "
Which, as many others have pointed out, is flat out wrong.
"and now youre trying to tell me it doesnt matter because other people call people son "
No. You said " it only counts if theyre actually their dad"
Which i disagreed with.

Stay away from the South. We don't want you here.
#100 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
**Deavas used "*roll picture*"**
**Deavas rolled image**
i dont have a facepalm pic, but pretend this roll is one
i can tell youre from the south, youre goddamn retarded lol
#101 - wallpaperguy (03/01/2016) [-]
Whatever makes you happy kid. Keep pretending your shit don't stink.
#102 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
what ever makes you happy, jeb
#36 - oslikriko (03/01/2016) [-]
What??? My dad called son all the time. I call my son's son all the time. Maybe it's a southern thing, idk.
#33 - garretttheperson (03/01/2016) [-]
My dad called me son sometimes. Pretty sure it's not all that uncommon.
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#29 - shorea (03/01/2016) [-]
my dad does that to me?
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#21 - olesaintdikolas (03/01/2016) [-]
I mean I think this is fake but my dad calls me son from time to time lol
#1238689 - Too bad I can't hate her  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1238700 - silversspoon (03/01/2016) [-]
see?
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#1238779 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
No
#30 - There is literally everything wrong with him  [+] (14 new replies) 03/01/2016 on The most famous man on FJ -76
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#58 - gohex (03/01/2016) [-]
Explain?
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#45 - marinald (03/01/2016) [-]
You don't deserve a name that blue.
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#63 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
Sut the fuck up
#78 - anon (03/01/2016) [-]
Go get thumb banned somewhere else you proxy bitch
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#92 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
Lol you're a dumbass
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#115 - freshestprince (03/01/2016) [-]
Hi there it seems you are having an idiotic episode, can I ask you to close your eyes and count to ten sorry, 3, and then kill yourself?
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#116 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
nope
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#118 - freshestprince (03/01/2016) [-]
Hi there, I'm freshestprince's supervisor. Thank you for your response to my colleague's earlier comment.

It appears his solution of "kill yourself" was not to your satisfaction, and while we would consider this an apt response, allow me to offer a few alternatives that may help in this troubling time.

>Wearing a plastic bag as a sleeping helmet
>giving a moving train a "chest bump"
> having a staring contest with the sun while tightrope walking across the grand canyon
> fucking yourself with a chainsaw
> crocheting
>fucking yourself with a crochet needle.

I hope these are to your satisfaction. Thank you again for using our services, we wish you all the best.
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#119 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
im not reading all that
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#120 - freshestprince (03/01/2016) [-]
Hi again, sorry to hear you are still having problems.
Perhaps try and ensure that the screen is completely visible, an obscured viewpoint may hinder your reading ability.
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#121 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
youre bad at this
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#122 - freshestprince (03/01/2016) [-]
If you would like to file a complaint, I can call my supervisor again.

Please hold One Hour of Cisco CallManager Default Hold Music
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#64 - marinald (03/01/2016) [-]
Oh you sure got me.
#1238577 - Is our supposed to take longer than 3 months to get over someo…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/01/2016 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#1238581 - silversspoon (03/01/2016) [-]
**silversspoon used "*roll picture*"**
**silversspoon rolled image** Love will never end, even if you hate the person
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#1238689 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
Too bad I can't hate her
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#1238700 - silversspoon (03/01/2016) [-]
see?
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#1238779 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
No
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#1238585 - gggfrt (03/01/2016) [-]
i'd like to respectfully disagree
#1238603 - silversspoon (03/01/2016) [-]
Alright
why?
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#1238619 - gggfrt (03/01/2016) [-]
text
#26 - Edge is only if it's inaccurate  [+] (17 new replies) 03/01/2016 on The most famous man on FJ -88
#29 - anon (03/01/2016) [-]
well theres nothing wrong with peanutbitter
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#97 - pickaxe (03/01/2016) [-]
his ass might disagree with you.
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#30 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
There is literally everything wrong with him
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#58 - gohex (03/01/2016) [-]
Explain?
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#45 - marinald (03/01/2016) [-]
You don't deserve a name that blue.
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#63 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
Sut the fuck up
#78 - anon (03/01/2016) [-]
Go get thumb banned somewhere else you proxy bitch
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#92 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
Lol you're a dumbass
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#115 - freshestprince (03/01/2016) [-]
Hi there it seems you are having an idiotic episode, can I ask you to close your eyes and count to ten sorry, 3, and then kill yourself?
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#116 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
nope
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#118 - freshestprince (03/01/2016) [-]
Hi there, I'm freshestprince's supervisor. Thank you for your response to my colleague's earlier comment.

It appears his solution of "kill yourself" was not to your satisfaction, and while we would consider this an apt response, allow me to offer a few alternatives that may help in this troubling time.

>Wearing a plastic bag as a sleeping helmet
>giving a moving train a "chest bump"
> having a staring contest with the sun while tightrope walking across the grand canyon
> fucking yourself with a chainsaw
> crocheting
>fucking yourself with a crochet needle.

I hope these are to your satisfaction. Thank you again for using our services, we wish you all the best.
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#119 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
im not reading all that
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#120 - freshestprince (03/01/2016) [-]
Hi again, sorry to hear you are still having problems.
Perhaps try and ensure that the screen is completely visible, an obscured viewpoint may hinder your reading ability.
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#121 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
youre bad at this
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#122 - freshestprince (03/01/2016) [-]
If you would like to file a complaint, I can call my supervisor again.

Please hold One Hour of Cisco CallManager Default Hold Music
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#64 - marinald (03/01/2016) [-]
Oh you sure got me.
#1238465 - I got better mostly 03/01/2016 on Pony Thread 15. -1
#1238437 - lil bit ya 03/01/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#1238436 - thats not an accomplishment at all  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2016 on Pony Thread 15. -1
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#1238444 - chaosascendingx (03/01/2016) [-]
why havent you killed yourself yet?
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#1238465 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
I got better mostly
#1238434 - i mean just compressed to ****  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1238435 - shesaidshewaslegal (03/01/2016) [-]
wow no way really?
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#1238437 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
lil bit ya
#1238430 - this looks like modern music sounds  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1238432 - shesaidshewaslegal (03/01/2016) [-]
harsh noise is real music
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#1238434 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
i mean just compressed to shit
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#1238435 - shesaidshewaslegal (03/01/2016) [-]
wow no way really?
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#1238437 - Deavas (03/01/2016) [-]
lil bit ya