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Gender: male
Age: 21
Youtube Channel: Deavas86
Steam Profile: kelevra22
Consoles Owned: ps4, ps3, ps2, n64
Video Games Played: Dark Souls, Witcher 3, GTA V, CiV, Payday 2
PSN: Deavas86
Interests: guitar, metal, music
Date Signed Up:1/13/2010
Location:New York
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Content Ranking:#4743
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#8866363 - makes sense why is sho shet  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Super Friends 0
#8866364 - datgrass (05/28/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
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#8866368 - Deavas (05/28/2014) [-]
metal is better
#8866392 - datgrass (05/28/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#8866357 - what kind of ****** music festival is this  [+] (5 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Super Friends 0
#8866360 - datgrass (05/28/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
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#8866363 - Deavas (05/28/2014) [-]
makes sense why is sho shet
#8866364 - datgrass (05/28/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
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#8866368 - Deavas (05/28/2014) [-]
metal is better
#8866392 - datgrass (05/28/2014) [-]
my mother is a filthy nasty whore
#8866355 - bellehhh  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on Super Friends 0
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#8866371 - wemilznotkill (05/28/2014) [-]
yeah!
#8866346 - k 05/28/2014 on Super Friends 0
#8866343 - *007 Goldeneye  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Super Friends 0
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#8866373 - therealsuperderpy (05/28/2014) [-]
bored of it
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#8866380 - Deavas (05/28/2014) [-]
>getting bored of Archive and sitting in the doorway of the start room and killing everyone who comes in
#8866338 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Super Friends 0
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#8866344 - kingalister (05/28/2014) [-]
casual detected
#8866356 - anon (05/28/2014) [-]
casul*
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#8866346 - Deavas (05/28/2014) [-]
k
#8866328 - nuu i missed it :c  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Super Friends 0
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#8866355 - Deavas (05/28/2014) [-]
bellehhh
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#8866371 - wemilznotkill (05/28/2014) [-]
yeah!
#8866326 - tfw nothing you say is credible 05/28/2014 on Super Friends 0
#1 - just like payday  [+] (5 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Watch Dogs window reflection 0
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#23 - harrywarden (05/29/2014) [-]
The difference between Payday and Watch_Dogs is that Payday is actually good.
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#24 - Deavas (05/29/2014) [-]
k
#25 - harrywarden (05/29/2014) [-]
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#20 - MoparMan (05/29/2014) [-]
exactly what i thought

fucking city reflections on the water near a container yard... ech
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#14 - pwnagraphy (05/29/2014) [-]
If Payday was shit
#245 - good, you shouldnt im well aware and i dont give a ****  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on Everyone has a right to bitch! 0
#246 - notjewelry (05/28/2014) [-]
okay then
#8866256 - no **** you dont even ******* suggest that as a joke 05/28/2014 on Super Friends 0
#8866253 - i havent been 05/28/2014 on Super Friends 0
#8866248 - muh butt hurt tho :c  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Super Friends 0
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#8866251 - joshlol (05/28/2014) [-]
don't go in dry
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#8866253 - Deavas (05/28/2014) [-]
i havent been
#243 - if you have to say "its not that bad" instead o…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Everyone has a right to bitch! 0
#244 - notjewelry (05/28/2014) [-]
I'm not going to try and sugar coat the fact that you have an under average dick, so I'm not going to compliment you on it, I'm just saying it could be a lot worse and it really isn't that bad
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#245 - Deavas (05/28/2014) [-]
good, you shouldnt
im well aware and i dont give a shit
#246 - notjewelry (05/28/2014) [-]
okay then
#8866233 - u were  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Super Friends 0
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#8866239 - joshlol (05/28/2014) [-]
DILDO PIC 2MORO
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#8866248 - Deavas (05/28/2014) [-]
muh butt hurt tho :c
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#8866251 - joshlol (05/28/2014) [-]
don't go in dry
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#8866253 - Deavas (05/28/2014) [-]
i havent been
#131 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Biggest FJ addict 0
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#150 - Marker (05/28/2014) [-]
0/10 not addicted enough
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#151 - Deavas (05/28/2014) [-]
ftw tho
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#152 - Marker (05/28/2014) [-]
okay, fine
2/10
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#394 - fjaddictftw (05/29/2014) [-]
ty
#8866229 - you were being a stupid the red thumb is nonbiased  [+] (6 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Super Friends 0
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#8866231 - joshlol (05/28/2014) [-]
yeah, that's true I can appreciate nonbiased thumbs

I'm not being a stupid tho
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#8866233 - Deavas (05/28/2014) [-]
u were
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#8866239 - joshlol (05/28/2014) [-]
DILDO PIC 2MORO
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#8866248 - Deavas (05/28/2014) [-]
muh butt hurt tho :c
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#8866251 - joshlol (05/28/2014) [-]
don't go in dry
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#8866253 - Deavas (05/28/2014) [-]
i havent been
#5 - honestly i wouldnt mind much i never watched jersey shore …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Oh lawd no 0
#27 - tepelstreeltje (05/28/2014) [-]
rule 34 on that pic my fellow junker? dem tits 'n hips
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#14 - sciencexplain (05/28/2014) [-]
She's a mega slut. She's been fucked so many times that down under, she looks like pulled pork ripped into shreds by a rabid dog.
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#16 - Deavas (05/28/2014) [-]
so
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#17 - sciencexplain (05/28/2014) [-]
Wut in the actual fuck is wrong with you, man.
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#18 - Deavas (05/28/2014) [-]
lots if things
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#19 - sciencexplain (05/28/2014) [-]
get help. git gud.
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#20 - Deavas (05/28/2014) [-]
nah
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#28 - gohex (05/28/2014) [-]
I like you.
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#31 - Deavas (05/29/2014) [-]
Why
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#32 - gohex (05/29/2014) [-]
Trust me I'm no Christian but this quote is apt to describe what I think of you:

"A man may show himself to be a wise man, by the good temper of his mind, and by the good government of his tongue."
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#21 - sciencexplain (05/28/2014) [-]
doo eet faget
#6664 - dont roll mw  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#6666 - bogbean (05/28/2014) [-]
**bogbean rolled image** ha
hahaha
hahahahahahahhah
#1358 - **Deavas rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#127 - Picture 05/28/2014 on The oldestfag has advice 0
#125 - yes. yes it is  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2014 on The oldestfag has advice 0
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#126 - revengeforfreeze (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh, it's you. Still as bitter as ever I see?
#144 - you dumbass mods in charge of assigning oc need to stop being …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on This raises questions 0
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#162 - sealcubclubbinclub (05/28/2014) [-]
I've never seen this joke before, I literally thought of making this last night
#1127 - **Deavas rolled image ** 05/28/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#1544 - MISSED YOU TOO you been gone a long time :c  [+] (9 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Deavas's profile 0
#1555 - zombienurse (06/01/2014) [-]
#1556 - Deavas (06/01/2014) [-]
#1557 - zombienurse (06/01/2014) [-]
i love you so much
#1558 - Deavas (06/01/2014) [-]
#1559 - zombienurse (06/01/2014) [-]
o-oh
#1560 - Deavas (06/01/2014) [-]
luv u too<3
#1561 - zombienurse (06/01/2014) [-]
yiiiissssssssss
#1562 - Deavas (06/01/2014) [-]
awyis
i must gobed now tho, is 2am here
noot<3
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#1563 - zombienurse (06/01/2014) [-]
nootinooooot
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#1439 - Deavas
(05/05/2014) [-]
stickied by Deavas
5/4/2014 - Never Forget
#1999 - twi (04/29/2016) [-]
smelly lizard
#2000 to #1999 - Deavas (04/30/2016) [-]
I... Guess?
#2001 to #2000 - twi (04/30/2016) [-]
leggo my eggo
#1991 - twi (04/23/2016) [-]
can I pee on you
#1992 to #1991 - Deavas (04/23/2016) [-]
#1993 to #1992 - twi (04/23/2016) [-]
is that a yed
#1994 to #1993 - twi (04/23/2016) [-]
yes
#1995 to #1994 - Deavas (04/24/2016) [-]
GIF
#1996 to #1995 - twi (04/24/2016) [-]
please
#1997 to #1996 - Deavas (04/24/2016) [-]
GIF
#1998 to #1997 - twi (04/24/2016) [-]
please please
#1983 - twi (04/09/2016) [-]
accept my friend request you skinny ************
#1984 to #1983 - Deavas (04/09/2016) [-]
Yo what
We're already friends aren't we
#1985 to #1984 - twi (04/09/2016) [-]
i deleted all my friends on accident, thought i was clicking change password
#1986 to #1985 - Deavas (04/09/2016) [-]
Twi omg mot
#1987 to #1986 - twi (04/09/2016) [-]
love u deavybun
#1988 to #1987 - Deavas (04/09/2016) [-]
Lub u twilikun
#1989 to #1988 - twi (04/09/2016) [-]
would you tongue her sweaty butthole
#1990 to #1989 - Deavas (04/09/2016) [-]
Nah mang das where poop come from
#1980 - quantumranger (03/26/2016) [-]
I feel bad about calling you a dumbass. I just liked the way it rhymed
#1981 to #1980 - Deavas (03/26/2016) [-]
Shut up faggot
And it doesn't rhyme
#1959 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
oh **** I just realized I unfriended you
sorry, bruh
#1960 to #1959 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Bruh
#1961 to #1960 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
how you
#1962 to #1961 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Amgud. Almost spring break. Going home on Friday. Not soon enough though. How's you
#1963 to #1962 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
I forgot, when is it?
#1964 to #1963 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
What, spring break? Technically starts Monday but it's a weekend first so I'm skipping classes Friday and just going home
#1965 to #1964 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
Huh alright
Well the long break sounds like a good opportunity.
You have fun plans?
#1966 to #1965 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Well I was planning on getting laid but now I don't know. The bitch is certifiable. I'm pretty sure she's desperate and crazy but she also might be bipolar. It'll get interesting for sure. If she ever texts me back again

But I am applying for Big Brother on Sunday. There's open casting in NYC. Can't actually compete this year but I figured I'd see how far I could get anyway lol
#1967 to #1966 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
Don't do it, crazy bitches aren't **** but ho's n' tricks

Hell yeah, that sound sawesome. If you do make the cut, what if?
#1969 to #1967 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
*Yeah but the seck
#1970 to #1969 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
Seck yourself off damn, that sounds like an insult , its way worth it than a crazy girl.

Don't forget what you want to do, make sure you make what you strive for.
#1971 to #1970 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
1p games are great but I've played them for years and I'm bored of them. I want a p2.
#1972 to #1971 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
Games are fun to play with nice people, not anyone who spawn kills you when they get the chance.
#1973 to #1972 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Double. D's.
Chubby
Septum piercing
Easy

Worth it
#1974 to #1973 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
Just being sure you won't make a mistake.

Hows schooling going?
#1975 to #1974 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Oh it most definitely is.

Sucky. Failed a physics test today. Got a 14. Needed an 18 for a D. Tfw
#1976 to #1975 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
What kind of physics?
#1977 to #1976 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Like. Physics. Idk. Electronics mostly. Electromagnetism. Waves. ********
#1978 to #1977 - kokanum (03/17/2016) [-]
Ahh
Thats fun ****, I used to do pretty well in physics. Now I'm working with Watts and electronic engineering
Now that ***** hard
#1979 to #1978 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Yes it is. Gj. Doin good at things. Tryin hard. I suck lol.
#1968 to #1967 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Yeah but the deck

Nothing really. If I get accepted after going to NYC they'd let me know some time in April and then I'd have to go to semifinals, probably also in NYC there's a bunch but that's closest to me and then if I made it past that, they'd let me know and send me to LA for finals, but I'd stop there because they pay for you to go to LA and I don't need to waste their time and money like that. If I did make it that far, of just try again next year.
But I have to get on soon before they do another all-star season. I'd like a chance to be eligible for one
#1956 - anon (03/10/2016) [-]
GIF
wassup hoe
#1957 to #1956 - Deavas (03/10/2016) [-]
I saw your notification and I thought, ooh I hope it's the black lady gif anon
And it was
Noice
#1958 to #1957 - anon (03/11/2016) [-]
GIF
I'm here hoe, u my boo boo son.

what y'all been doin?
#1947 - admin (03/04/2016) [-]
hey ugly ********, what was your old troll account? if i remove the time limit on negative accounts will you post again on it?
#1949 to #1947 - Deavas (03/04/2016) [-]
And also it's banned
#1950 to #1949 - admin (03/05/2016) [-]
link me to it and ill unban
#1951 to #1950 - Deavas (03/05/2016) [-]
thumbs first, addy bby
#1952 to #1951 - admin (03/05/2016) [-]
no
#1953 to #1952 - Deavas (03/05/2016) [-]
And the same to you then
#1954 to #1953 - PopcornViking (03/06/2016) [-]
admin i think you should ban this guy for noncompliance
#1955 to #1954 - Deavas (03/06/2016) [-]
there it is gary
the ***** i dont give
stop stalking me
#1948 to #1947 - Deavas (03/04/2016) [-]
No
Because you deleted all the thumbed on that one too
#1944 - twi (02/26/2016) [-]
FART BUTT ****** POOP
#1945 to #1944 - Deavas (02/26/2016) [-]
Poetry. Such a way with words
#1946 to #1945 - miscarriage (03/01/2016) [-]
#1935 - giffythetoad (02/23/2016) [-]
#1936 to #1935 - Deavas (02/23/2016) [-]
#1940 to #1936 - giffythetoad (02/23/2016) [-]
Take it.
Take the toads like you took that plunger.
#1941 to #1940 - Deavas (02/23/2016) [-]
it was shopped
#1942 to #1941 - giffythetoad (02/23/2016) [-]
I CAN DREAM!
#1932 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
DEAVY
#1933 to #1932 - Deavas (02/23/2016) [-]
YES
#1934 to #1933 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
YOU ARE MY ****
#1937 to #1934 - Deavas (02/23/2016) [-]
IMAWOT
#1938 to #1937 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
**twi screeches**
#1939 to #1938 - Deavas (02/23/2016) [-]
**Deavas oh **** i forgot we could still do that. or even how to do that**
#1943 to #1939 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
deavykun