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#5 - i used tinder and it got me a hookup and a now ex gf …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2016 on Finding a lover +2
#22 - anon (02/08/2016) [-]
Hey, dude. I've had a few friends like you and they always end up being a cunt over something you try to help them with, i was wondering if you could answer a question for me?

Why is it when you KNOW you're not 'knowledgeable' or good at something(in this case making friends) do you refuse to take advice? I can be pretty stubborn myself at times but Once i realize I can't do something alone i always go to those more experience for advice, it's such simple logical thing to do so i can't understand you, and others like you. So, what is it that's going through your mind when people try to help you?
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#23 - Deavas (02/08/2016) [-]
They suggest a thing and in my mind it just doesn't work like the way they suggest. Idk
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#22 - no **** no what the **** 02/07/2016 on Will you press it 13 0
#19 - **Deavas used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **Deavas rolls 45**  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2016 on bunch of pussys 0
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#20 - onlyheretoparty (02/07/2016) [-]
So you have a 1.77 inch dick?
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#21 - Deavas (02/07/2016) [-]
3'9 wit' a 10ft dick
#5 - >FO4 being GOTY  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2016 on Vault-Tec Prank Call +10
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#8 - boomroastd (02/08/2016) [-]
#12 - thats not hd its just really big  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2016 on HD pic of gum on a fork. +4
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#20 - xXMAQXx (02/07/2016) [-]
thats what she said
#26 - blocking =/= always preventive bullying. sometimes you just do… 02/07/2016 on he`s impressed -3
#3 - i hate romance plots. especially in star wars. OT was minimal …  [+] (12 new replies) 02/07/2016 on gay wars +20
#24 - huntergriff (02/09/2016) [-]
I hate sand. It's rough. course. irritating. and it gets everywhere.
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#25 - Deavas (02/09/2016) [-]
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#16 - Viceroy (02/08/2016) [-]
I don't know that sanitation line was pretty fuckin bad.
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#4 - bloodyjackson (02/07/2016) [-]
I thought a lot of the lines in the new movie were like that. Like everyone talks about how great the "that's not how the force works" line is, but I thought Finn saying "We'll use the force" in the first place was just weird and out of place... Actually, most of Finn's lines were weird. He was in a sitcom while Han was in a action movie and Rey was in a lotr fantasy movie. And Poe wasn't really even in the movie.
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#17 - quantumranger (02/08/2016) [-]
It kind of made me feel like I was watching a YA novel
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#6 - Deavas (02/07/2016) [-]
i thought the force line was funny, although i can sorta see why its out of place, but it also makes sense. hes never heard of the force. everyone from the old republic turned rebel alliance remembered, but this is 30 years after even that. fin is only like 20 or something. he wouldnt even know to know the force is a thing
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#9 - grpeephole (02/07/2016) [-]
the sad thing is that really is how the force works...

the force in theory sent them to further both Kylo and Reys journeys.... it send han where he needed to be to further Kylos decent.... and sent Rey where she needed to be to learn and be inspire to find luke at the end of the movie,

yes you could argue bad writing... but you have a force that flows throught everyone and tends to guide people to certain places at certain times with visions.
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#12 - Deavas (02/08/2016) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about
Han and Finn (as far as we know right now) are not force sensitive. They can't use the force because they can't use the force. That's why it doesn't work like that
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#20 - grpeephole (02/08/2016) [-]
it doesnt matter if you can use the force... the force will guide you to where you need to be.

and i could argue them being on the planet was the force guiding Rey giving her the escape she needed to get off the damn planet.
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#21 - Deavas (02/08/2016) [-]
Rey is force sensitive
Leia is force sensitive

Finn is not
Han is not
Chewy is not
Poe is not

What the fuck are you on
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#22 - grpeephole (02/08/2016) [-]
for fucks sakes... the force doesnt just ignore every other fucker in the galaxy.

it just means Han Chewy Poe and Finn cant controll it receive force visions or feel the deaths of thier friends accross the galaxy.

doesnt mean they wont be placed in odd situations because of force not because they can use it.
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#23 - Deavas (02/08/2016) [-]
"We'll use the force!"
"That's not how the force works"

What exactly are you arguing here. You're just contradicting yourself
#17 - its called a gash, mot 02/07/2016 on happens to me every time.jpg -5
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