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#44 - that woman looks... not quite right  [+] (2 new replies) 03/13/2016 on like if u agree 100 100 100... +2
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#54 - sketchysketchist (03/13/2016) [-]
These two have their genitals mixed up.
#50 - anon (03/13/2016) [-]
they're both trannies
#9 - easy. they deny the war crimes ever happened 03/13/2016 on the japanese +4
#30 - *Cocktor 03/13/2016 on Cocktus +1
#89 - Picture 03/13/2016 on finally, a normal one +5
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#16 - what no **** you **** off what the **** is wrong with you 03/13/2016 on Hey guys, I need help +13
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#24 - lol Eragon is ruined just by being  [+] (7 new replies) 03/13/2016 on put it in your ass -4
#33 - imgood (03/13/2016) [-]
Bitch nigga you best not be talking shit about one of the greatest book series of all time
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#56 - adunsaveme (03/13/2016) [-]
It wasn't THAT amazing
#43 - deronemanwonder (03/13/2016) [-]
I loved it when i first read it, but it got ruined for me when I realized one thing:
The entire first series is Star Wars in a fantasy setting with dragons. Don't believe me? Think about the story of the first book:
We open upon a scene where a Rebel Princess and her entourage are trying to steal away from the clutches of the evil Empire. At great cost, the Rebels have stolen a secret from the Empire that could give the Rebels a great advantage in defeating them. The Princess has been given the responsibility of transporting this dangerous secret. However, the Empire has tracked them down and sent fighters, under the leadership of a powerful General, to stop the Princess and retrieve the secret. The Princess is ambushed and captured, but at the last second manages to send the secret away in the hopes that it will come into the possessions of a former warrior that once helped the rebellion.
I just described the plot of A New Hope
After our opening scene, we learn that Eragon (Luke) was a poor farm boy raised by his uncle. He comes across Saphira’s egg (Death Star Plans) accidentally. Brom (Obiwan) eventually finds out about Saphira and thus learns of Arya’s (Leia’s) capture. The Empire closes in on them and they escape. Brom trains Eragon in the ancient Rider (Jedi) ways. Brom winds up dying to save Eragon. Eragon meets a renegade warrior named Murtagh (Han Solo) and with his help they rescue the beautiful Princess. Eventually they flee to the Rebel base where a great battle ensues. Eragon (Luke) is on the verge of failing to deliver the fatal blow to the enemy forces (killing Durza or destroying the Star Destroyer, pick one) when from nowhere there is a distraction that allows him to complete the task. No, not the Millennium Falcon swooping down to shoot Vader, but Arya riding Saphira distracting Durza so Eragon can make the fatal blow. Thus ends the first story.
I looked it up online and it's this huge thing.
There are tons of sites and blogs detailing everything that's lined up. A lot of stories use the cliche of the 'Hero's Journey', but this is literally point by point the same but in a different setting.
Look it up if you want to see more of it.
#44 - imgood (03/13/2016) [-]
Wow that's a tl;dr if I've ever seen one
But almost all stories follow the same 7 plots, you can't draw on a few similarities in plot structure and say they're the same story, magic n elves n shit are FAR different from the force n aliens n shit
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#35 - Deavas (03/13/2016) [-]
what? no of course not. i loved Harry Potter
#36 - imgood (03/13/2016) [-]
...."one of" is a varied list, and to say Harry Potter is "the" greatest is pure opinion
You tried to be witty and sounded like an idiot
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#37 - Deavas (03/13/2016) [-]
i wanted to say LotR but i didnt like the books
#12 - 13 YEARS AGO? ******* hell was prisoner of azkaban that long ago?? 03/13/2016 on Tom feelton 0