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Deavas

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Youtube Channel: Deavas86
Steam Profile: kelevra22
Consoles Owned: ps4, ps3, ps2, n64
Video Games Played: Witcher 3, GTA V
PSN: Deavas86
Interests: guitar, metal, music
Date Signed Up:1/13/2010
Last Login:9/03/2015
Location:New York
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latest user's comments

#1824 - I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast But I d… 08/30/2015 on neppy's profile 0
#1817 - U shud call urself nappy instead cos ur full of ****  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2015 on neppy's profile 0
#1818 - neppy (08/30/2015) [-]
but then you'd try to eat me, you shitfaced jewish cunt
User avatar #1824 - Deavas (08/30/2015) [-]
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
But I don't eat breakfast
#902546 - 2far4me. Even if I was home and not at school it'd still be 2 … 08/30/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#902522 - Where in NY  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #902534 - playfilly (08/30/2015) [-]
Prolly run through sacondaga and Albany too, maybe glens falls or Rochester if thread fucks want to meet
User avatar #902532 - playfilly (08/30/2015) [-]
Schenectady
User avatar #902546 - Deavas (08/30/2015) [-]
2far4me. Even if I was home and not at school it'd still be 2 hours away
#902415 - shrprprprprprp 08/30/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#902412 - Horse. Neigh winnie. Gallop. Cloppity cloppity clop  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #902414 - lunasshadow (08/30/2015) [-]
Fluffy Pony - Eating loop

*munch noises*
User avatar #902413 - captaindubs (08/30/2015) [-]
you forgot the shrprprprprprp they do with their lips
#902395 - No **** ****** but for all the times when I acci…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #902411 - enslavedyouth (08/30/2015) [-]
Also, just fukkn check everything and you won't have any trouble. It's simple.

If it doesn't work for you, something's broke.
User avatar #902401 - enslavedyouth (08/30/2015) [-]
Well you gotta pay more attention n stuff
#902377 - Why is it wherever I clear my browser history and cache all my…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #902386 - enslavedyouth (08/30/2015) [-]
Pssst! Incognito mode might come in handy next time!
User avatar #902395 - Deavas (08/30/2015) [-]
No shit nigger but for all the times when I accidentally use regular or click a link instead of right click
User avatar #902411 - enslavedyouth (08/30/2015) [-]
Also, just fukkn check everything and you won't have any trouble. It's simple.

If it doesn't work for you, something's broke.
User avatar #902401 - enslavedyouth (08/30/2015) [-]
Well you gotta pay more attention n stuff
User avatar #902393 - jeffthellamaking (08/30/2015) [-]
Google's a cheeky cunt.
User avatar #902402 - enslavedyouth (08/30/2015) [-]
It was pretty funny the first time
User avatar #902383 - wigglyjr (08/30/2015) [-]
Because that's in cookies?
#901877 - goddamn ******* rioting outside my window go the **…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #901878 - totallynatedrake (08/30/2015) [-]
IT SAYS ONE DAY ON MY PLAYSTATION STORE ASSHOLE
User avatar #901941 - gggfrt (08/30/2015) [-]
its tomorrow in japan
User avatar #901949 - totallynatedrake (08/30/2015) [-]
some people have the damn game already
User avatar #901951 - gggfrt (08/30/2015) [-]
Probably because it's tomorrow in Japan
User avatar #901953 - totallynatedrake (08/30/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jEWVvlFQUA
ih whats that
oh i never saw this before
look at that
LOOK AT THIS
#901955 - gggfrt (08/30/2015) [-]
#901957 - totallynatedrake (08/30/2015) [-]
i was so pissed off seing that
the jealousy is in my blood
#901781 - Picture 08/30/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#9 - no. its like asylum, but somehow even worse. Disturbed and FFD… 08/30/2015 on 4chan Comp #33 -1
#5 - and this is a what the actual **** moment for what reason?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2015 on Get over here! +1
#6 - lootcaboose (08/30/2015) [-]
You know, when I posted I assumed OP was ignorant to that fact. I am realizing now that I am an idiot
#50 - well, it's not such a bad idea from preventing stupid people f…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Gun Control activists +9
#328 - phoenixactual (08/30/2015) [-]
Requiring a safety course prior to buying is common sense. And safety courses generally tend to be cheap as shit where offered
User avatar #86 - thatguyontheright (08/30/2015) [-]
Cars are cool too, and I still have to pass a test to legally own one.
#100 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
To be fair, I think you only need to pass a test to drive a car. I'm pretty sure anyone can buy one and then just let it sit there.
User avatar #103 - thatguyontheright (08/30/2015) [-]
If you go to a dealership, you are asked for a valid ID, and most private sellers won't sell to you without one either. Also in many states you need to get the car insured and plated within a certain amount of time. You can't buy insurance without providing a Drivers License either.
#331 - phoenixactual (08/30/2015) [-]
Most dealerships won't let you leave with the car unless it's insured before you go
#57 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
yea we should also make sure you are smart enough to vote too!

i mean come on our congress sends young men to go die in war (where there completely trusted to have guns for some stupid fuckin reason right?) we shouldn't let any idiot vote! Oh wait voting is a right you do like.


and fuck you my VP9 is far better than a god damn six gun.
User avatar #87 - PheonixWright (08/30/2015) [-]
Good idea! I mean remember that one time somebody was murdered with a ballot paper? Man that was terrible.
#71 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
not a terrible idea in all honesty
do you really want retards with no political awareness voting?

not that the US isn't fucked anyway
#65 - wutangswords (08/30/2015) [-]
>god damn six gun
#53 - oh good im not the only one who noticed. Geralt of Rivia:… 08/30/2015 on 4chan on games +30
#901661 - yeah like what the hell, what if you touch the water or your p…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#901662 - cupcakescankill (08/30/2015) [-]
I mean there is no space between butt and toilet seat. Where do you put your hand?
User avatar #901688 - gggfrt (08/30/2015) [-]
You just
lean to this side
and lift your buttcheek enough
to wipe
and then you avoid squishing the shit between your cheeks
#901637 - if you sit down and wipe youre a disgusting human being  [+] (13 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #901687 - insaneiare (08/30/2015) [-]
and im a pumber so fuck them people i hate when i get a call saying that the toilet is leaking cause they lean like its a fucking sportbike and fuck up the wax ring!!!
#901781 - Deavas (08/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #901684 - insaneiare (08/30/2015) [-]
if you sit down to pee you better damn well be a woman, cause now you are in their class
#901671 - DrOhcysp (08/30/2015) [-]
thats why i drag my ass across the carpet like a dog
#901675 - captaindubs (08/30/2015) [-]
#901697 - wigglyjr (08/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #901645 - cupcakescankill (08/30/2015) [-]
I literally cannot understand how that is physically possible to do. Isn't the toilet in the way?
User avatar #901661 - Deavas (08/30/2015) [-]
yeah like what the hell, what if you touch the water or your poop thats not cool
#901662 - cupcakescankill (08/30/2015) [-]
I mean there is no space between butt and toilet seat. Where do you put your hand?
User avatar #901688 - gggfrt (08/30/2015) [-]
You just
lean to this side
and lift your buttcheek enough
to wipe
and then you avoid squishing the shit between your cheeks
User avatar #901640 - ironmercenary (08/30/2015) [-]
Handstand shitting master-race.
#901672 - DrOhcysp (08/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #901639 - playfilly (08/30/2015) [-]
If you talk about stool covered anuses openly you're a disgusting human being
#35 - buoyant  [+] (3 new replies) 08/30/2015 on Did you know? +126
User avatar #77 - mojusk (08/30/2015) [-]
oooh okay, thank you!
#43 - anon (08/30/2015) [-]
autism no die
User avatar #36 - alphagex (08/30/2015) [-]
that cheeky breekie
#95 - ***** thats the best and only way to play it 08/30/2015 on Uninstalling League +2
#13 - Well no see, they can't technically do that because it's not P…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2015 on "Privilage" +3
User avatar #17 - thesecretbear (08/29/2015) [-]
No, like i've actually met someone for the first time at campus a few days ago and they gave me the whole schpeal about inequality and that all white men have tons of priveledge and everything, so I did what I hate doing and pulled my jew card.
She then proceeded to say "well your family probably has lawyers or doctors or owns a bank, that makes you way more priveledged!"
So i guess it wasn't straight up anti-semitism, but it was defintely stareotyping.
#13 - gen 2 is best gen 08/29/2015 on Pokemon Then and Now +12
#900400 - nevr 5get  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +3
User avatar #900437 - captaindubs (08/29/2015) [-]
I forgot about girguy
User avatar #900438 - girguy (08/29/2015) [-]
ok
#900448 - captaindubs (08/29/2015) [-]
oh you're still alive
hey
User avatar #900403 - insaneiare (08/29/2015) [-]
about as ghey as when girguy's name was up there
#6 - well yeah but he'd been a pirate for at least 10 years at that point 08/29/2015 on Captain Jack Sparrow +71
#21 - well youve got your classic metal elitism of metallica slayer …  [+] (14 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Evil&Christian -1
User avatar #22 - tomokowatamote (08/29/2015) [-]
Ill agree with you on most. But I still think you shouldnt bash on subgenres because every genre has shitty bands and good bands. and from what you listed here i see youve only scratched the surface of metal and to me that alone tells me you shouldnt tell people whats bad for them.

The only exception ill make to the rule of mine is if someone is a big fan of suicide silence.

Heres my youtube playlist thats full of all types of metal and most if not all of these bands should be new to you. www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLErOK6wzxRvw6qEcHGqmJ_kPPZcW2u1QM
#24 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
here, like, i picked one at random. this is shit. its not music. theres no musicallity. the guitars are one note sludge, the lyrics are nonexistent, and the vocals are garbage. the only redeemable quality of this type of music is the drumming. like, infant annihilator, holy shit
User avatar #27 - tomokowatamote (08/29/2015) [-]
From what you sai thats not even the worst on the list. you gotta do better than that
#28 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
what? thats perfect reasoning. its not musical. shit, its not even heavy, its just noise
User avatar #29 - tomokowatamote (08/29/2015) [-]
If you want to classify that as "ust noise" The listen to this and tell me that Intramuscular Penetration - Multilation Devour The Unborn - Consuming The Morgue Remains (2012) {Full-Album} Razor Rape - Unleashing The Shemales Of Vengeance [Full Album]
#30 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
what does that being somehow even worse have to do with how bad what i just said was
User avatar #31 - tomokowatamote (08/29/2015) [-]
its different what i linked was all grind and porno gore while ingested is slam
#32 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
and that matters because...? it still sucks pretty bad.
like, listen to this. can you find anything good about this besides the drums? i cant www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA7mxBQm1t0
User avatar #33 - tomokowatamote (08/29/2015) [-]
Well i enjoy the vocals
#34 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
i can tell. your first reply to me made me pretty obvious
User avatar #35 - tomokowatamote (08/29/2015) [-]
are you Deavas or just some random anon
#36 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
itsa me. you can hideall to find out. just be sure to unhideall the same comment you hideall'd or youll never be able to unhideall again
#23 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
the only subgenre i outright bash is deathcore, because i hate it so much. any other core i usually dont like, but i dont condemn it either.ive listened to so much of it and i can accurately base my opinions. its like, all they play on Sirius XM Liquid Metal. im so sick of it, Jose Mangin needs to stop. also Hellyeah. fuck those guys too
#1708 - ****** . its not my fault either. addy ****** my …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/29/2015 on Deavas's profile 0
User avatar #1709 - Marker (08/29/2015) [-]
yeah, if I remember right, it was a thing admin tried to do with permabans. a perma would automatically remove all thumbs (supposedly), but it was a bit (read: very) bugged, I guess even more so with an account that was in the +300s in level.
#1710 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
pls ask to fix :c i dundu muffin
User avatar #1711 - posttwo (08/29/2015) [-]
Ey, just post some bullshit content or something
#1712 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
nigga no
1. i need 6k thumbs
2. i only post oc and a rare repost
3. i want my stuff back
User avatar #1713 - posttwo (08/29/2015) [-]
Well then you gotta hope for admin to fix
I warned you that's going to happen
#1714 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
no you didnt, the only time that would have been a warning would have been 1. before i got banned 2. when he attempted and fucked up the thing
but considering i was already banned months before that, id say i got fucked over unfairly
unless youre talking about getting addy to actually do something in which case yeah, you dont need to tell me, ive known for years
#900246 - bruh. its the wah wah wahwahwahwahhhhwah  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #900264 - agreatusername (08/29/2015) [-]
Sting?
I didnt know you used thread.

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#1439 - Deavas (05/05/2014) [-]
stickied by Deavas
5/4/2014 - Never Forget
User avatar #1715 - shekelnator (09/01/2015) [-]
WHAT!

how did you even restore your account!???
User avatar #1716 to #1715 - Deavas (09/01/2015) [-]
I asked
Who's this
User avatar #1717 to #1716 - shekelnator (09/01/2015) [-]
is that it?

YOU ASKED?
User avatar #1718 to #1717 - Deavas (09/01/2015) [-]
yes
multiple times over the months, but yes
is this shrekis
User avatar #1707 - Marker (08/29/2015) [-]
so how's that -264 treating ya?
User avatar #1708 to #1707 - Deavas (08/29/2015) [-]
****** . its not my fault either. addy ****** my account up and deleted all my comments and somehow erased all my ~35k green content thumbs leaving me with only the -6k red ones left and he thought resetting it to 0 would help but nope both my content and comments are still ****** and he keeps saying he'll fix it but he never does
User avatar #1709 to #1708 - Marker (08/29/2015) [-]
yeah, if I remember right, it was a thing admin tried to do with permabans. a perma would automatically remove all thumbs (supposedly), but it was a bit (read: very) bugged, I guess even more so with an account that was in the +300s in level.
#1710 to #1709 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
pls ask to fix :c i dundu muffin
User avatar #1711 to #1710 - posttwo (08/29/2015) [-]
Ey, just post some ******** content or something
#1712 to #1711 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
***** no
1. i need 6k thumbs
2. i only post oc and a rare repost
3. i want my stuff back
User avatar #1713 to #1712 - posttwo (08/29/2015) [-]
Well then you gotta hope for admin to fix
I warned you that's going to happen
#1714 to #1713 - anon (08/29/2015) [-]
no you didnt, the only time that would have been a warning would have been 1. before i got banned 2. when he attempted and ****** up the thing
but considering i was already banned months before that, id say i got ****** over unfairly
unless youre talking about getting addy to actually do something in which case yeah, you dont need to tell me, ive known for years
User avatar #1704 - Sunset ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
how'd you get unbanned?
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - Deavas (08/25/2015) [-]
I asked
User avatar #1706 to #1705 - Sunset ONLINE (08/25/2015) [-]
oh cool

grats
User avatar #1702 - tranquilizer (08/17/2015) [-]
How'd that happen
User avatar #1703 to #1702 - Deavas (08/17/2015) [-]
I'm a boss that's how
User avatar #1700 to #1699 - Deavas (08/13/2015) [-]
Another one
User avatar #1695 - joshlol (08/12/2015) [-]
<3
User avatar #1696 to #1695 - Deavas (08/12/2015) [-]
i didnt even know you were blocked, i blocked you over a year ago. also id totally go tell someone about that little notification exploit except im totally gonna use that to my advantage
User avatar #1697 to #1696 - joshlol (08/12/2015) [-]
weird that the account was banned for that long

time really flies
User avatar #1698 to #1697 - Deavas (08/12/2015) [-]
i wasn even here for most of it so yeah it did
User avatar #1691 - wemilznotkill (08/12/2015) [-]
Welcome back
#1692 to #1691 - Deavas (08/12/2015) [-]
thanks :3
also wat
User avatar #1693 to #1692 - wemilznotkill (08/12/2015) [-]
don't ask me
User avatar #1694 to #1693 - Deavas (08/12/2015) [-]
3bad i did
User avatar #1690 - itsthetie (07/21/2014) [-]
Hey faggot, just wanted to say " **** you". Have a good one
#1688 - kokanum ONLINE (07/13/2014) [-]
Hey, can you talk to me on Skype?
User avatar #1689 to #1688 - allcloppersmustpie (07/14/2014) [-]
Ye sure man, I don't think I have you tho, add deavas86, there's 2, add the one without the Gwen in chicken hat profile pic
#1657 - anon (06/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #1648 - tranquilizer (06/14/2014) [-]
I haven't decided if I like or dislike you yet
User avatar #1649 to #1648 - Deavas (06/14/2014) [-]
me neither
User avatar #1650 to #1649 - tranquilizer (06/14/2014) [-]
hmmmmmm...

I'll think about it
User avatar #1646 - datmine (06/14/2014) [-]
Tell me something cool about you.
User avatar #1647 to #1646 - Deavas (06/14/2014) [-]
why
User avatar #1651 to #1647 - datmine (06/14/2014) [-]
Do it or ill steal your everything.
User avatar #1655 to #1651 - Deavas (06/17/2014) [-]
i have a rainbow dash plushie
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