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Deavas

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Date Signed Up:1/13/2010
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#21 - Good job stealing my joke  [+] (13 replies) 09/24/2016 on Why? -44
#77 - Jeff C (17 hours ago) [-]
You're as dumb as you are gay if you think you made "people rolling in their graves generating energy" jokes up lmfao. Dude its 2016 literally everything is unconsciously rehashed bullshit get over it, there's no more originality
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#67 - dungledoo (18 hours ago) [-]
Dude I was saying that shit since 4th grade, don't even, faggot.
#44 - anon (20 hours ago) [-]
Good job being a giant fucking idiot
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#27 - europe (22 hours ago) [-]
You're hardly the first to use it
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#24 - vozel (22 hours ago) [-]
i've seen this joke made before and it wasn't by you, kys
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#33 - Deavas (21 hours ago) [-]
wow amazing. its almost like ive been saying this for a long fucking time
#72 - anon (17 hours ago) [-]
kys
#56 - zourch (18 hours ago) [-]
holy shit it's Deavas ! can I get your autograph
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#40 - ifightdragons (20 hours ago) [-]
Wow you're a faggot
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#38 - goldexperiences (21 hours ago) [-]
dude put a patent on it
copyright it
get a trademark put in place
get royalties
ask for money for people to make that joke
since you seem so fucking proud of it
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#41 - cupcakescankill (20 hours ago) [-]
refuse to let the joke be put in a museum without paying a large sum of money to him
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#30 - dmkstarstar (22 hours ago) [-]
Hey! You stole my joke!
I was going to tell him to go kill him self!/s
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#23 - schneidend (22 hours ago) [-]
Where did you make this joke?
#9 - You seem to misunderstand what fj is. Fj doesn't take any one …  [+] (7 replies) 09/24/2016 on Deicaingev Zilas Dese +5
#15 - inept (22 hours ago) [-]
I think we're still socially liberal in general, we pretty much fit the definition of alt-right; economically conservative, anti-immigration, socially liberal(<in the classical non-batshit crazy way of letting gays do what they want but being firmly against regressive views)..
#13 - infinitereaper (23 hours ago) [-]
>2 years ago
>left leaning

I sure as hell wasn't. Fucking hated the gay parade but "YOU'RE A MONSTER" jesus.
In fact, I always get called an asshole, but funnyjunk is (ironically) one of the things that taught me to not give 2 shits about retards being stupid. So I've stuck with my guns.

and how the tables have turned
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#16 - Deavas (21 hours ago) [-]
>1 person
>majority
lolk
#19 - infinitereaper (21 hours ago) [-]
MFW
#11 - anon (23 hours ago) [-]
>Fj doesn't take any one side

Please post a pro Hillary post and tell me how well it does
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#22 - toosexyforyou (20 hours ago) [-]
Maybe Hillary doesn't do well because people know she's a scumbag?
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#17 - Deavas (21 hours ago) [-]
did you not fucking read my comment
jfc kys
#10 - Except that's very complicated. These black people are out sim…  [+] (1 reply) 09/24/2016 on Black Lives Matter -1
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#11 - smartythechicken (09/24/2016) [-]
yes. fortunately they can simply be killed by lead
#7 - No they can't And only their blood is black  [+] (4 replies) 09/24/2016 on Black Lives Matter -1
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#9 - smartythechicken (09/24/2016) [-]
also, they ARE their blood. kind if like Alex mercer from prototype
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#8 - smartythechicken (09/24/2016) [-]
sure they can. you just need the bone of a nun dipped in demon blood, vampire blood and angel blood, then distract the leviathan by stabbing it with a fake nunbone, and then stabbing it in the neck while it isn't expecting it.
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#10 - Deavas (09/24/2016) [-]
Except that's very complicated. These black people are out simple minds
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#11 - smartythechicken (09/24/2016) [-]
yes. fortunately they can simply be killed by lead
#34 - Yes, but that's kinda worse isn't it? To fully understand …  [+] (2 replies) 09/24/2016 on Changing the World +1
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#35 - checkmark (09/24/2016) [-]
What? I'm not entirely sure if we're on the same wavelength here. I thought I had heard that he became a muslim when he stopped being a terrorist, and I was asking about that.
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#36 - Deavas (09/24/2016) [-]
Oh, well no see died as he was allergic to bullets
Also you don't ever really stop being a terrorist. Until you die.
But that's why i said it's mostly unrelated. His things weren't in the name of Islam. It's just that shitty religions attract shitty people