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#114 - That's not racist. It's a direct response to the original. Whi…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/11/2016 on Pharmacy +1
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#115 - derpthefifth (07/11/2016) [-]
Well maybe i missed how resisting arrest relates to sleeping problems or to cops with itchy trigger fingers...... I mean i'm pretty sure i get the joke they were *trying* to make but imo it was poorly executed. Guess i'll take my reds now for having an opinion.
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#116 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
Maybe you're just dumb and don't get the joke
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#118 - derpthefifth (07/11/2016) [-]
Yeah i'm sure that's it as opposed to "Shit pun hehehehe look at me i'm so clever hehehehe"
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#119 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
Except it is a really clever pun. U bein idioto confirm
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#120 - derpthefifth (07/11/2016) [-]
U salty cause i didn't like the pun?
I'm actually saddened by how many peoples first response to being disagreed with in relation to a personal opinion is "You're dumb"
I don't think it was funny. Clearly you do. I probably could have done a better job of articulating that without the words "shit pun" but let's just agree to disagree as opposed to making ourselves look vein and shallow by resorting to petty insults, K?
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#121 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
You said it's shitty pun, which is not. Didn't say you didn't like, just said it was shitty, ignoring the fact that it's both clever and relevant.
#122 - derpthefifth (07/11/2016) [-]
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#123 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
Actually it's totally objective. Whether or not you thought it was funny is what's subjective
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#124 - derpthefifth (07/11/2016) [-]
Oh lawd you gonna make me do this?
Alright then.... what is funny? How do you define it? Is it something that makes you laugh in which case 90% of the content on this site wouldn't be funny... or maybe it would be, that would depend on who you ask now wouldn't it?
Why is it funny? Is it funny because it's relevant, is it funny because it took the way two words sound and made it into another thing? Is that always funny? Why or why not?

The answer is invariably "I don't know man it just is" which is fine. It's your opinion, you're entitled to it.
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#127 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
I didn't say it's objectively funny. I said it's objectively clever. And I'm not reading all that
#130 - anon (07/11/2016) [-]
And here we see a user trying not to be embarrassed by being unable to answer a series of questions posed by someone they just called dumb. It's easier to just reply anyway, without bothering to read what they're responding to i guess?
I mean... i thought it was funny. Still though derp's right.
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#131 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
No he's not
#61 - They eat termites though  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2016 on God +1
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#63 - amusingusername (07/11/2016) [-]
You eat termites
#1348171 - First content in over 3 months, first OC in over a year, and i… 07/10/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#89 - When i was a senior in high school, a well known and rather po…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2016 on Pok√©mon GO gets you Free Beer +4
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#92 - austinrocket (07/10/2016) [-]
Yeah there's a random grave that's a pokestop by the church near my house. It's pretty funny.
#56 - It's a generalization. I don't even know who that is  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2016 on Pharmacy 0
#65 - anon (07/10/2016) [-]
Of course you don't, you're just spreading dumb bullshit for thumbs.
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#60 - WakaTakaBang (07/10/2016) [-]
That's the man who was shot two (?) days ago after the cop was like "get your wallet" and then he reached for his wallet and was shot. Before that he had even said he had a concealed carry license, which is why the NRA has gotten involved so heavily- making this a bigger case than usual and opening a lot of discussion. If this pharmacy post was recent, it's most likely referring to Philando.
#1347877 - Tfw turned down by Asian prostitute because dick is too small.…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1347878 - starksbutt (07/10/2016) [-]
Is your self worth that low?
#10 - I seem to recall a vid a long time ago of GTAV players online…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2016 on Perfect timing yo 0
#15 - anon (07/10/2016) [-]
What is up with your comment?

First off, not being able to actually see another players phone wouldn't change this.
Secondly, how did they get people to shoot their phone if they coudlnb
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#14 - IGotThis (07/10/2016) [-]
You hold a phone up when you take a selfie.
#12 - My favorite is how they say that claiming black lives matter a… 07/10/2016 on Language Police +1
#47 - But she had such a cute butthole  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2016 on relationships +15
#48 - Hawke (07/10/2016) [-]
#6 - I'm also taking about ******* retards who create an entire hat… 07/10/2016 on Pharmacy +3