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Deavas

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:1/13/2010
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#1348618 - no but i was keeping track. it counts # of times and amount of…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2016 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1348639 - phanact (07/11/2016) [-]
lol
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#1348622 - subadanus (07/11/2016) [-]
oh

sorry that happened then
#1348614 - masturbation calculator data was reset id had it for over …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2016 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1348615 - subadanus (07/11/2016) [-]
just take pride in personally knowing instead of physically having proof
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#1348618 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
no but i was keeping track. it counts # of times and amount of time since last fap. also achievements :c
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#1348639 - phanact (07/11/2016) [-]
lol
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#1348622 - subadanus (07/11/2016) [-]
oh

sorry that happened then
#1348607 - jus traded in my galaxy s4 for an s7 at target $300 credit…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2016 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1348608 - subadanus (07/11/2016) [-]
new phones are always fun
#144 - its regional. not true at all 07/11/2016 on Ununcommon 0
#131 - No he's not 07/11/2016 on Pharmacy +2
#127 - I didn't say it's objectively funny. I said it's objectively c…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2016 on Pharmacy +1
#130 - anon (07/11/2016) [-]
And here we see a user trying not to be embarrassed by being unable to answer a series of questions posed by someone they just called dumb. It's easier to just reply anyway, without bothering to read what they're responding to i guess?
I mean... i thought it was funny. Still though derp's right.
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#131 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
No he's not
#123 - Actually it's totally objective. Whether or not you thought it…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2016 on Pharmacy 0
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#124 - derpthefifth (07/11/2016) [-]
Oh lawd you gonna make me do this?
Alright then.... what is funny? How do you define it? Is it something that makes you laugh in which case 90% of the content on this site wouldn't be funny... or maybe it would be, that would depend on who you ask now wouldn't it?
Why is it funny? Is it funny because it's relevant, is it funny because it took the way two words sound and made it into another thing? Is that always funny? Why or why not?

The answer is invariably "I don't know man it just is" which is fine. It's your opinion, you're entitled to it.
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#127 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
I didn't say it's objectively funny. I said it's objectively clever. And I'm not reading all that
#130 - anon (07/11/2016) [-]
And here we see a user trying not to be embarrassed by being unable to answer a series of questions posed by someone they just called dumb. It's easier to just reply anyway, without bothering to read what they're responding to i guess?
I mean... i thought it was funny. Still though derp's right.
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#131 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
No he's not
#121 - You said it's ****** pun, which is not. Didn't say you didn't …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/11/2016 on Pharmacy +1
#122 - derpthefifth (07/11/2016) [-]
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#123 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
Actually it's totally objective. Whether or not you thought it was funny is what's subjective
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#124 - derpthefifth (07/11/2016) [-]
Oh lawd you gonna make me do this?
Alright then.... what is funny? How do you define it? Is it something that makes you laugh in which case 90% of the content on this site wouldn't be funny... or maybe it would be, that would depend on who you ask now wouldn't it?
Why is it funny? Is it funny because it's relevant, is it funny because it took the way two words sound and made it into another thing? Is that always funny? Why or why not?

The answer is invariably "I don't know man it just is" which is fine. It's your opinion, you're entitled to it.
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#127 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
I didn't say it's objectively funny. I said it's objectively clever. And I'm not reading all that
#130 - anon (07/11/2016) [-]
And here we see a user trying not to be embarrassed by being unable to answer a series of questions posed by someone they just called dumb. It's easier to just reply anyway, without bothering to read what they're responding to i guess?
I mean... i thought it was funny. Still though derp's right.
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#131 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
No he's not
#119 - Except it is a really clever pun. U bein idioto confirm  [+] (8 new replies) 07/11/2016 on Pharmacy +1
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#120 - derpthefifth (07/11/2016) [-]
U salty cause i didn't like the pun?
I'm actually saddened by how many peoples first response to being disagreed with in relation to a personal opinion is "You're dumb"
I don't think it was funny. Clearly you do. I probably could have done a better job of articulating that without the words "shit pun" but let's just agree to disagree as opposed to making ourselves look vein and shallow by resorting to petty insults, K?
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#121 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
You said it's shitty pun, which is not. Didn't say you didn't like, just said it was shitty, ignoring the fact that it's both clever and relevant.
#122 - derpthefifth (07/11/2016) [-]
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#123 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
Actually it's totally objective. Whether or not you thought it was funny is what's subjective
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#124 - derpthefifth (07/11/2016) [-]
Oh lawd you gonna make me do this?
Alright then.... what is funny? How do you define it? Is it something that makes you laugh in which case 90% of the content on this site wouldn't be funny... or maybe it would be, that would depend on who you ask now wouldn't it?
Why is it funny? Is it funny because it's relevant, is it funny because it took the way two words sound and made it into another thing? Is that always funny? Why or why not?

The answer is invariably "I don't know man it just is" which is fine. It's your opinion, you're entitled to it.
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#127 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
I didn't say it's objectively funny. I said it's objectively clever. And I'm not reading all that
#130 - anon (07/11/2016) [-]
And here we see a user trying not to be embarrassed by being unable to answer a series of questions posed by someone they just called dumb. It's easier to just reply anyway, without bothering to read what they're responding to i guess?
I mean... i thought it was funny. Still though derp's right.
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#131 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
No he's not
#116 - Maybe you're just dumb and don't get the joke  [+] (10 new replies) 07/11/2016 on Pharmacy +2
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#118 - derpthefifth (07/11/2016) [-]
Yeah i'm sure that's it as opposed to "Shit pun hehehehe look at me i'm so clever hehehehe"
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#119 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
Except it is a really clever pun. U bein idioto confirm
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#120 - derpthefifth (07/11/2016) [-]
U salty cause i didn't like the pun?
I'm actually saddened by how many peoples first response to being disagreed with in relation to a personal opinion is "You're dumb"
I don't think it was funny. Clearly you do. I probably could have done a better job of articulating that without the words "shit pun" but let's just agree to disagree as opposed to making ourselves look vein and shallow by resorting to petty insults, K?
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#121 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
You said it's shitty pun, which is not. Didn't say you didn't like, just said it was shitty, ignoring the fact that it's both clever and relevant.
#122 - derpthefifth (07/11/2016) [-]
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#123 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
Actually it's totally objective. Whether or not you thought it was funny is what's subjective
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#124 - derpthefifth (07/11/2016) [-]
Oh lawd you gonna make me do this?
Alright then.... what is funny? How do you define it? Is it something that makes you laugh in which case 90% of the content on this site wouldn't be funny... or maybe it would be, that would depend on who you ask now wouldn't it?
Why is it funny? Is it funny because it's relevant, is it funny because it took the way two words sound and made it into another thing? Is that always funny? Why or why not?

The answer is invariably "I don't know man it just is" which is fine. It's your opinion, you're entitled to it.
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#127 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
I didn't say it's objectively funny. I said it's objectively clever. And I'm not reading all that
#130 - anon (07/11/2016) [-]
And here we see a user trying not to be embarrassed by being unable to answer a series of questions posed by someone they just called dumb. It's easier to just reply anyway, without bothering to read what they're responding to i guess?
I mean... i thought it was funny. Still though derp's right.
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#131 - Deavas (07/11/2016) [-]
No he's not