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#47 - ?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2016 on You know it to be true -1
#48 - hackenschlock (04/22/2016) [-]
I believe I replied to the wrong comment, sorry for wasting your time...
#49 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
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#9 - well doesnt matter anyway cos i cant even run 2 on pc and i do…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/22/2016 on Well Then -5
#95 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
You would be retarded to not invest in a fucking system you own.

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#98 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
Not if you're disappointed in it and plan on selling it
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#68 - yibdiy (04/22/2016) [-]
if you can run dks1, you can run dks2
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#71 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
But why would I settle for the 32 bit version just so I could run it
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#72 - yibdiy (04/22/2016) [-]
because you can mod that one
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#73 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
I can't run mods
Also I don't care about them
#97 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
why are you even replying there is no point to your comments whatsoever
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#99 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
Why are you anon there's no point to you whatsoever
#10 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
if you eat my ass I'll buy you a better PC
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#11 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
i dont eat ass
and technically speaking any laptop in best buy is currently better than mine now, its been 3 years
#13 - i choose Elanor Roosevelt or MLK instead, if i have to have a …  [+] (21 new replies) 04/22/2016 on 4chan on $20 bill changes +48
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#70 - neokun (04/22/2016) [-]
Both on either side.
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#117 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
Yes I know. Which is retarded
#51 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
MLK would've been a good choice had he not had a secret life behind the media.
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#67 - wolfiet (04/22/2016) [-]
Does anyone have some context behind what he's saying? What did he do that wasn't in shown in the media?
#96 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
He cheated on his wife and somehow people think this is comprable to and takes away from the nationwide revolution he headed
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#44 - reginleif (04/22/2016) [-]
Harriet Tubman was a Union Spy during the civil war, literally risked her neck for the entire country.... I'm NOT a fan of PC, but it's a bit of a stretch to say that she doesn't belong on currency, as other non-president women have gone on coins, and HT is a pretty damned impressive women.

Not to mention Jackson was kind of a dick who hated centralized banking. (I wouldn
t remove him ,but he was the least shitty option to remove)

I wish people could just STFU about it.
#56 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
>union spy
>risked her neck for the entire country
Well clearly she only risked her neck for half the country,
#102 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
The half that mattered.
#48 - drewjitsu (04/22/2016) [-]
The reason it bothers people is because no change was necessary. It was very obviously done to pander. In the midst of all this racial turmoil, where blacks are exonerated for literally everything they do (a cop killer was invited to speak at a university in the last couple of years) and whites are being constantly demonized, this is a slap in the face.
#53 - reginleif (04/22/2016) [-]
>no change was necessary

They change the bills every so often anyways for anti-counterfeiting reasons. Change is unnecessary I agree, but not bad in itself.

>It was very obviously done to pander. In the midst of all this racial turmoil

Regardless of the origin (the woman's group) I'm still feeling rather positive about adding HT to the bill, as far as pandering goes, they gave it to a pretty deserving candidate. Eleanor Roosevelt would also have been fine imo.

>this is a slap in the face.

If it were up to me, I'd add General Sherman to a bill, now THAT's a slap in the face (to Southern traitors at least), there is no insult to honoring a worthy person.

To be honest I didn't particularly like Jackson, but didn't feel insulted about him being there, and I wouldn't have stricken him off (as I said in another comment). He gave service to the Union, and so did HT, and so did many Americans who don't get that honor.....
#60 - drewjitsu (04/22/2016) [-]
I don't really oppose HT, but the timing is horrendous. Since we're already putting HT on one, I actually would like to see General Sherman on a bill. Partly because his strategies were meant to end the war quickly and because his middle name is Tecumseh.
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#46 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
She is still less deserving. Doesn't matter
#41 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
I want Tupac on them 2 dolla bills.
Shit would be so cash
#34 - iseeyoufapping (04/22/2016) [-]
but they wanted both
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#36 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
They shouldn't. They should just replace Jackson on the front and be done with it
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#14 - drldrl (04/22/2016) [-]
Eleanor was an option. Should've voted, just like the people who wanted Tubman.
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#15 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
i remember that poll from way back when. it was the most sorry list of candidates id ever seen. they included some japanese lady because she was the first asian in congress
and i did vote elanor. and also they included harriet tubman
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#16 - drldrl (04/22/2016) [-]
Patsy Mink majorly helped pass one of the bills that ended sex discrimination in education. She was a good candidate seeing as this is in honor of the 100th anniversary of the 19th Amendment.
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#17 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
but, like so many others, she isnt worthy of being on money.
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#18 - drldrl (04/22/2016) [-]
Jackson despised banks and is on there. Anyone is better than him.
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#19 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
yeah cos everyone hated him and so its revenge lol
i dont care who it is as long as they deserve it
#12 - didnt know there was one. i just heard about 3 like the week b…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/22/2016 on Anyone there? 0
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#30 - freelax (04/22/2016) [-]
It was out in japan several weeks before the american release.
#19 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
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#53 - listerthepessimist (04/22/2016) [-]
and that's before you've seen his big brother
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#70 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
Do you mean pinwheel? because that would be wrong.
#42 - floyingonion (04/22/2016) [-]
This is exactly where I am in DS1 ATM and I fuck g hate it
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#44 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
It's pretty easy actually.
You're not gonna have fun in nito's domain
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#52 - mortolife (04/22/2016) [-]
Melts pretty quickly with the Fury sword and 10 humanity.
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#71 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
Thanks cpt. obvious.
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#73 - mortolife (04/22/2016) [-]
Well if it's obvious that he can be dealt with painlessly, then why the fuck did you say the man was not going to have fun with him? Bitch nigga comin at with that shit.
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#74 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
Because he's bitching about skeleton dogs.
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#75 - mortolife (04/22/2016) [-]
To be fair, those fuckers gave me much more trouble than ever Nito did.
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#76 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
Only problem you can really have is that you can't see them and they take you by surprise, or you pull more mobs. Else than that they never made any problem.
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#78 - mortolife (04/22/2016) [-]
That one attack they have where they stand up and then dive forward while also flailing from side to side always fucked with me because I didn't have the stamina to block the whole thing and rolling to either side would have had me either meeting a wall and taking the hits anyway or plunging to my death. Maybe it wasn't all of them that gave me issues, just the one's on narrow walkways and the groups of them. All in all, Tomb of the Giants was not a place I enjoyed having to trek trough.
#80 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
the attack almost never came out (mostly because they died 3 seconds after getting aggro) but it's easy to dodge by rolling backwards or forward.

And about the rolling from cliffs part...
#10 - i figured rom the hud but... i thought id seen gifs with this …  [+] (17 new replies) 04/22/2016 on Anyone there? +1
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#77 - Customer Services (04/22/2016) [-]
many steamers got it early as well. There was also a beta i think
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#11 - wafflemastur (04/22/2016) [-]
It was in the trailer I think
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#12 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
didnt know there was one. i just heard about 3 like the week before it came out
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#30 - freelax (04/22/2016) [-]
It was out in japan several weeks before the american release.
#19 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
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#53 - listerthepessimist (04/22/2016) [-]
and that's before you've seen his big brother
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#70 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
Do you mean pinwheel? because that would be wrong.
#42 - floyingonion (04/22/2016) [-]
This is exactly where I am in DS1 ATM and I fuck g hate it
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#44 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
It's pretty easy actually.
You're not gonna have fun in nito's domain
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#52 - mortolife (04/22/2016) [-]
Melts pretty quickly with the Fury sword and 10 humanity.
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#71 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
Thanks cpt. obvious.
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#73 - mortolife (04/22/2016) [-]
Well if it's obvious that he can be dealt with painlessly, then why the fuck did you say the man was not going to have fun with him? Bitch nigga comin at with that shit.
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#74 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
Because he's bitching about skeleton dogs.
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#75 - mortolife (04/22/2016) [-]
To be fair, those fuckers gave me much more trouble than ever Nito did.
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#76 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
Only problem you can really have is that you can't see them and they take you by surprise, or you pull more mobs. Else than that they never made any problem.
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#78 - mortolife (04/22/2016) [-]
That one attack they have where they stand up and then dive forward while also flailing from side to side always fucked with me because I didn't have the stamina to block the whole thing and rolling to either side would have had me either meeting a wall and taking the hits anyway or plunging to my death. Maybe it wasn't all of them that gave me issues, just the one's on narrow walkways and the groups of them. All in all, Tomb of the Giants was not a place I enjoyed having to trek trough.
#80 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
the attack almost never came out (mostly because they died 3 seconds after getting aggro) but it's easy to dodge by rolling backwards or forward.

And about the rolling from cliffs part...
#7 - so basically what youre saying DS1 was the best $5 i ever spen…  [+] (18 new replies) 04/22/2016 on Well Then -6
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#105 - brobathehutt (04/22/2016) [-]
That's like saying Dead Space was the best 10 bucks ever spent and you don't need Dead Space 2.
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#127 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
Except dead space isn't worth money
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#45 - angelious (04/22/2016) [-]
i would say bloodborne and ds3 are worth your money.

demon souls is starting to age a bit. and ds2 just isnt worth it unless you can get it for cheap...
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#62 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
I wouldn't buy any of the souls franchise unless it was cheap
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#63 - angelious (04/22/2016) [-]
suit yourself.
#8 - PSpepper (04/22/2016) [-]
No, they were all great and in one way or another they improved upon the game that came before it. I just think that overall DS1 was the best.
#106 - onlyashoe (04/22/2016) [-]
i feel like 3 is the best so far. im a hard core ds fan. ds 1 is fantastic ds 2 is fucking awesome but lacking as much as ds 1 (defiantly in pvp) but more interesting story i feel. and so much more breath taking areas to look at. ds 3 so far is the hardest. because everything is so much faster paced i cant stop dying and just playing. i have way to many hours logged into both yet i cant fucking parry mother fuckers in this game like i could the first 2. not even nps's easily. needless to say ds3 took what i feel the best aspects of the first 2 and put it into 1 game. the hype is real and solid. ive seen so many npc's from the first game and nearly shit my pants from excitement. armor sets and all sorts of other crazy shit.
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#9 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
well doesnt matter anyway cos i cant even run 2 on pc and i dont want to invest anymore in my ps4
#95 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
You would be retarded to not invest in a fucking system you own.

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#98 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
Not if you're disappointed in it and plan on selling it
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#68 - yibdiy (04/22/2016) [-]
if you can run dks1, you can run dks2
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#71 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
But why would I settle for the 32 bit version just so I could run it
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#72 - yibdiy (04/22/2016) [-]
because you can mod that one
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#73 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
I can't run mods
Also I don't care about them
#97 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
why are you even replying there is no point to your comments whatsoever
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#99 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
Why are you anon there's no point to you whatsoever
#10 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
if you eat my ass I'll buy you a better PC
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#11 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
i dont eat ass
and technically speaking any laptop in best buy is currently better than mine now, its been 3 years
#7 - is this 2 or 3  [+] (19 new replies) 04/22/2016 on Anyone there? +1
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#8 - wafflemastur (04/22/2016) [-]
3
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#10 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
i figured rom the hud but... i thought id seen gifs with this boss months ago..?
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#77 - Customer Services (04/22/2016) [-]
many steamers got it early as well. There was also a beta i think
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#11 - wafflemastur (04/22/2016) [-]
It was in the trailer I think
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#12 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
didnt know there was one. i just heard about 3 like the week before it came out
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#30 - freelax (04/22/2016) [-]
It was out in japan several weeks before the american release.
#19 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
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#53 - listerthepessimist (04/22/2016) [-]
and that's before you've seen his big brother
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#70 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
Do you mean pinwheel? because that would be wrong.
#42 - floyingonion (04/22/2016) [-]
This is exactly where I am in DS1 ATM and I fuck g hate it
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#44 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
It's pretty easy actually.
You're not gonna have fun in nito's domain
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#52 - mortolife (04/22/2016) [-]
Melts pretty quickly with the Fury sword and 10 humanity.
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#71 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
Thanks cpt. obvious.
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#73 - mortolife (04/22/2016) [-]
Well if it's obvious that he can be dealt with painlessly, then why the fuck did you say the man was not going to have fun with him? Bitch nigga comin at with that shit.
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#74 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
Because he's bitching about skeleton dogs.
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#75 - mortolife (04/22/2016) [-]
To be fair, those fuckers gave me much more trouble than ever Nito did.
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#76 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
Only problem you can really have is that you can't see them and they take you by surprise, or you pull more mobs. Else than that they never made any problem.
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#78 - mortolife (04/22/2016) [-]
That one attack they have where they stand up and then dive forward while also flailing from side to side always fucked with me because I didn't have the stamina to block the whole thing and rolling to either side would have had me either meeting a wall and taking the hits anyway or plunging to my death. Maybe it wasn't all of them that gave me issues, just the one's on narrow walkways and the groups of them. All in all, Tomb of the Giants was not a place I enjoyed having to trek trough.
#80 - schwoazapeda (04/22/2016) [-]
the attack almost never came out (mostly because they died 3 seconds after getting aggro) but it's easy to dodge by rolling backwards or forward.

And about the rolling from cliffs part...
#173 - elanor roosevelt. dorthea dix. MLK. list goes on 04/22/2016 on Burger on the new 20$ bill 0
#18 - k lemme try again know why Gaben never made a 3 …  [+] (20 new replies) 04/22/2016 on First time on Dark Souls... -18
#96 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
Git gud
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#97 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
I am gud. The game sucks
#19 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
"I don't want to have to think when it comes to the plot and I want the level design to spoon feed progression to me."

Jesus Christ cry me a river.
#20 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
>excellent level design
nigga i just praised it as being one of the best things about the game and suddenly i need linear progression?
and also there is no thinking about the plot. it practically doesnt exist. i dont know anything except what i was told at the beginning. i talk to all the npcs and barely get a structure of whats going on. they explain nothing
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#103 - zhlandir (04/22/2016) [-]
the lore of the game is rich though

alot of shit is told through item descriptions/locations/npc dialogue

you could miss everything without knowing there is any lore, but theres quite alot
#22 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
"Trek across the entire map is bullshit" Yes you want progression to be easy. One of the games selling points is it's unforgiving nature when it comes to deaths.
I'm assuming this is your first souls game? The souls series doesn't just give you the plot on a silver platter, it's littered throughout the game in bits and pieces for you to put together as you go.
And to begin with there are a ton of things you won't know if you haven't experienced the first game of the series. ds2 less so, but there are a few things thrown in there
So no, they wouldn't tell you much in the beginning, because you're expected to be a big boy and go find things out for yourself.

I know I'm naturally rude, it's in my nature. So have an ass as an apology.
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#23 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
no. fucking.
i mean i spend my time clearing an area, have a challenging fun, find the boss, die, cos, yknow, thats how it be, whatever, then spend literally 5 minutes running back to the boss to fight and die again. i dont even take any damage getting there and ive learned all the shortcuts by then, but the fact i have to traverse the entire length of an area just to get to a boss over and over again is ridiculous. the game isnt that hard at all. getting killed by a boss isnt frustrating. the 5 minute trek is.

and i get the whole abstract story thing. but im halfway through the game and i know nothing. other than im undead
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#25 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
Ever played an mmo? Something that makes a lot of mmos bland, or old mmos crumble is that they try to take out that "frustration" and make things more convenient. Usually by adding some kind of instant queue system that completely eliminates the need to go out into the world they made and do shit, which basically makes the game that much smaller.
You might think making the trip back across the map when you die is a hassle, but honestly it's worth every step you take for the game to actually have substance.
On that same note if the boss room was too easy to get back to then invasions would almost never work out.

As for the story if you aren't getting it that ain't the games fault. I suggest either going back and playing the older titles or looking up some lore, because right now you're just whining and no one likes that guy, let alone hearing that guy talk shit about something he's barely qualified to have a respectable opinion on.
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#27 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
if me travelling 5 minutes to get to a boss is what makes the game have substance, then it is devoid of substance and a shitty game
theres honestly no reason these games should be popular other than they dont cater to the brainless majority of casual gamers
#100 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
If it takes you five minutes to get to the boss there is a good chance you missed two shortcuts on the way.
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#102 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
It's a direct path. No
#28 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
So it has substance but it's devoid of substance. Alright then.
Saying there's no reason they should be popular just tells me you think your tastes are the end all be all.Which kind of makes debating this pointless.
As final piece of advice, if you were to, idk, stop dying so much you would find less need to run back across the levels you tire of so easily.
Or to put it bluntly, you need to git gud.

#29 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
you are not very good at reading comprehension
additionally, the game isnt hard at all. seriously. i dont get it. the only irritating part is the walk to the boss
lern 3 reed
#30 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
"games not hard, I just die a lot so I have to run back to the boss a lot." I can read just fine.
You can try to play this off all you want, it's just becoming a waste of both of our time.
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#31 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
ah yes okay so facing a new boss for the first time and still learning how to beat it equates "omg dis gaem sooo hurrrd"
k
#32 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
The fact that you die enough times to make you sit here and complain about having to run back every time is proof enough that it isn't that easy.
Every game is easy once you practice it. If that's your logic here I seriously don't know what you want from me.
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#34 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
no all that means are boss fights are hard
which is like, the point of a boss fight
the getting there is challenging and fun but ultimately easy
#37 - anon (04/22/2016) [-]
It's challenging but easy. I don't think you know what that word means.
Jesus we're done here. You can be salty on your own now, I'm gunna go wash mine off.
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#42 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
You seem to be the one who's salty that your hand isn't hard enough
Stop embarrassing yourself
Grow an account
#21 - it is a disgrace. theres several woman and blacks way more des… 04/22/2016 on Bout to see a trail of... +13