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|#252 - I'm being serious ***** , get rid of those stupid floati…||09/09/2015 on update, rant and complain here||0|
|#168 - Yeah hi uhh, why would you add those stupid ass floating next … [+] (2 new replies)||09/09/2015 on update, rant and complain here||0|
|#39 - No||09/09/2015 on I wish I was that cool..||0|
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|#12 - actually, ive never really won too many games. i just get to a… [+] (1 new reply)||09/08/2015 on Civilization V: Peace Treaty||+2|
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|#2 - US said it would consider taking 80000 refugees. no ******… [+] (70 new replies)||09/08/2015 on Romania rejects EU quotas||+130|
#120 - Deavas (09/09/2015) [-]
No we put it there since America's conception. It kept us isolationist for over 100 years until we were ready to mingle, it kept us out of ww1 and 2 for a decent portion of both. Since then however, America has decided to play world police and neglected the Atlantic ever since. It's time to return
#65 - alimais (09/09/2015) [-]
Imagine Europe gives weapons and training to Mexican drug cartels and Mexicans flee to the US because of that.
That's whats happening here
#67 - alimais (09/09/2015) [-]
there is no country in Europe where the majority enjoys that and is unsatisfied with the EU and their own governments that's why the far right is rising in most countries and more people want to leave the EU.
Even government against the crisis can't do anything because they are coming in hordes but most of the time the hordes just pass those countries to get into welfare states.
#39 - Faz (09/09/2015) [-]
The immigrants aren't coming for Europe dipshit, they are coming from the middle east which is part of Asia, Europe is just the closest non shithole to their shitty countries so we are having to put up with their crap, i wouldn't expect an ignorant American Not saying all Americans are ignorant but this fuck clearly is to know anything about world geography.
#110 - rockerforlife (09/09/2015) [-]
1. you need to stop watching so much donald trump
2. You're fucking stupid. Illegal immigrants don't get government benefits because they're ILLEGAL.
3. That means they don't qualify for subsidized government assistance unless they're legal. Have you ever been inside any federal building ever?
4. "But hurr durr they takin muh jobs and dunt contribyoot" Collectively, they paid an estimated $10.6 billion to state and local taxes in 2010, according to the Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy (ITEP), a research organization that works on tax policy issues. Contributions varied by state. In Montana they contributed $2 million. In California, more than $2.2 billion. On average they pay about 6.4% of their income in state and local taxes, ITEP said.
5. "But hurr durr they're bringing rape and crime." It’s also worth noting that in fiscal year 2014, Immigration and Customs Enforcement deported just under 178,000 illegal immigrants convicted of a crime, about 56 percent of all deportations. ( www.ice.gov/doclib/about/offices/ero/pdf/2014-ice-immigration-removals.pdf )
#117 - lean (09/09/2015) [-]
Nope. Trying to reclassify many levels of government assistance, including IRS tax credits, medicare and medicaid, SSI, WIC, and TANF.
read all about it:
Under the EITC program, any immigrant can retroactively file for tax credits for the past three years without having paid/ filed any tax returns. You don't need a social security number or proof of citizenship to qualify this. It has led to billions in fraudulent payouts by the IRS.
#136 - rockerforlife (09/10/2015) [-]
"The Immigrant Access to Health and Human Services project maps and describes the legal and policy contexts that govern and affect immigrant access to health and human services. Through a synthesis of existing information, supplemented by in-depth visits to purposively selected sites, the study aims to identify and describe federal, state, and local program eligibility provisions related to immigrants, major barriers (such as language and family structure) to immigrants access to health and human services for which they are legally eligible, and innovative or promising practices that can help states manage their programs."
"While many immigrants who are lawfully present in the United States are eligible for public benefits, there are restrictions based on citizenship and immigration status that limit their access to several federal means-tested programs. These include many of the programs intended to support work, economic stability, nutrition, and health for low-income children and families: Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF), the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), Medicaid, and the Childrens Health Insurance Program (CHIP). Historically, unauthorized immigrants were ineligible for federally funded assistance, but welfare reform in 1996 also restricted access for lawfully present immigrants based on their immigration status, when they arrived in the United States, and length of U.S. residence."
There outreach PROGRAMS (independent from the federal government working WITH the federal government) that offer specifically to aid illegal families so they don't DIE if they get sick. But illegal families can't apply for "welfare" or food stamps because they don't have organizations that outreach and they're specifically subsidized by the federal government for legal families.
#92 - lean (09/09/2015) [-]
Fuck no, we will keep the beaners. The majority of them are hardworking family oriented people trying to improve their life. It's the somalians and shit that fuck it all up. Mexicans are cool, even a lot of the shittier central/ south american immigrants are cool. We need a screening process for the gangs and cartel members is all.
#100 - lean (09/09/2015) [-]
Yep, should never have happened. It was unmaintainable at best. The ROE's over there crippled US forces to the point of basically being armed security instead of a fighting force. Any engagement became reactionary. If you go to war, go to war, don't send a bunch of people into a hostile zone and tell them to fire back if they are attacked.
#64 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
They haven't lived in a country where US backed rebels massacre every demographic
#27 - killerkost (09/09/2015) [-]
Well first of all every citizen of a country is involved in the actions of his or her country to some degree, even though most people only have a very insignificant involvement.
But what fucking triggers me the most is this "high horse" attitude, like its the EU's job to straighten out the mess your country leaves behind every fucking where it goes. Killed Gadaffi for no reason, invades Syria to fight terror. Just think about how ridiculous the following thing is: "war against terror".
Well shit and here i was thinking that war IS terror. Its like torturing people to find the trouth. Its like killing people to stop violence. Everyone with half a brain sees the lunacy behind it, but NOOOOO not the fuckmothering USA. We are the greatest fucking country in the world, but no we dont want any refugees from the countries that we bomb the shit out off. Let the EU handle that shit and if they don't we blame them for being inhumane kek.
Fuck your government of lies and deceptions man.
#84 - killerkost (09/09/2015) [-]
I dont understand why it is so hart to understand that every citizen is responsible for his or her government. Whether it is by actively supporting it or simply doing nothing against it. This is true even for dictatorships, because a government can only exist as long as there are people living by its rules. But to start a revolution is a lot harder than to do nothing which makes it really hard to overthrow a dictator.
In a democracy however EVERY citizen that can vote in fact is actively responsible for his government. Now I dont know much about the vietnamese policy but since it communism I highly doubt that you can "vote away" the president, but then again communism can only exist, because the people living there alow it to exist. Actively or not actively doesn't matter.
I assume that the half of your life that you lived in Vietnam you were a young kid, so in that case you are excluded from the people that can actually affect a country, because kids cannot really change the world even though cartoons try to teach us otherwise.
tl;dr: actually i dont know how to put it short
#41 - lean (09/09/2015) [-]
Lol. yeah China would be totally fine without the US and they own us.
Chinese owned US Debt, $1,277,000,000,000.
US net import from China 2015 through July- $267,749,000,000.
They bought our debt as insurance to keep up our .5 trillion yearly purchases happening. One sanction on the trade agreement with China would collapse their economy.
#91 - lean (09/09/2015) [-]
Short of actual invasion it would never happen. China could own 10x the amount of US debt that they currently own and they would still be pumping product into the US market. In a global market other countries need the dollar value to remain high, as we need their currencies to remain relatively stable. The economies are driven less and less by debt and inflation so much as future buying power. Massive consumer economies will not devalue currency. If the value of the dollar drops, so does the real value of consumables produced in the global economy.
Moral of the story is China makes too much money off the US to want the US to default. There is a balancing act there, if China forces the US to make good on the debt, they lose billions. The only countries that want to destabilize the US market are those without the buying power and economic strength to compete in the global market, typically mid east shitholes (Iran).
Russia may want to see the US collapse because they have nothing to lose economically by it. The converse of that is the EU and Russia are intimately economically linked, and the EU economy has specific ties with the US economy.
China would not want to "own" the US because the profitability is largely diminished by doing so.
#113 - killerkost (09/09/2015) [-]
I like the effort put into that answer. I also know that the scenario that i am describing is impossible, but what I meant to say is that a chinese company doesn't give a fuck wheter it sells its shit to another country or the neighbour company and what it sells to the USA now it will still want to sell in there in the case the US become a "part of china". So if the US was owned by China (without having destroyed it ofcourse, remember, fantasy setting and all) the people living on the US land would still have the same demands as they had when they were US citizens and therefore there shouldn't be any significant difference in the traffic of goods. It technically won't be exports, but as said before no company would give a fuck.
I get your point though and as xxsikoticxx already said its too much of a fantasy scenario to consider.
#12 - inyourmind (09/09/2015) [-]
Well the U.S. takes 70,000 refugees every year. But we don't trust many of the people from that region so i really doubt we will make an exception and take more of them. (White House statements seem to say that we will NOT be taking significantly more refugees aka mainlining the cap and getting them from many different areas)
Also the U.S. is by far the largest provider of aid the the refugees and is helping to pay the costs of taking refugees in countries like Lebanon and Jordan.
#79 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
Also the cause for most if not all the ''refugeeing'' thats going on so they should be the one who takes most of the responsibility.
#25 - burpityhatburp (09/09/2015) [-]
dude they flooded the streets in New hampshire i have never seen so many damn africans until the past year or two.
they mind there own business and i never see them at the food pantries though, so no harm no foul.
shit half my fucking country came here not even 200 years ago cuz we ran out of potatos, i cant bitch
#9 - anon (09/09/2015) [-]
It worked so well until ww1
Also you're blocking me
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