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Date Signed Up:1/13/2010
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#28 - >cis people congrats, youve already submitted to labeli…  [+] (39 new replies) 04/22/2016 on TIL Wanting peace makes you... +23
#140 - captainprincess (04/22/2016) [-]
oh no

Not A LABEL!!!
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#121 - cognosceteipsum (04/22/2016) [-]
I feel like you're trying to show of your epeen. You're taking this way too seriously.
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#122 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
My wha
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#123 - cognosceteipsum (04/22/2016) [-]
E-penis
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#124 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
Do they take bitcoin
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#125 - cognosceteipsum (04/22/2016) [-]
Lame. Bye
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#126 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
8bytecoin
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#80 - cognosceteipsum (04/22/2016) [-]
What? So labels are only for people with mental problems?
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#81 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
If you fit into a category of normal, you don't need any other tag than just Normal
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#84 - cognosceteipsum (04/22/2016) [-]
Are you serious?
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#86 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
Uh, yeah? Are you stupid?
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#87 - cognosceteipsum (04/22/2016) [-]
You know that labels are not just about mental problems right?
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#93 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
You were the one who implied they were in the first place
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#94 - cognosceteipsum (04/22/2016) [-]
Nope, you were by saying that it is dumb to label mentally healthy people
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#95 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
Nope you were by saying that's the extent of labeling
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#97 - cognosceteipsum (04/22/2016) [-]
I was not. I asked you if you said labels were constrained to people who have mental problems.
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#99 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
>>#80
Look
Look right there
Your first comment brings it up and implies it. You said it. Not me.
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#101 - cognosceteipsum (04/22/2016) [-]
"You've already submitted to labeling a group of people without a mental disorder"
Implying that labels are for people with mental disorders
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#102 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
They are. But it's not exclusive. As you had implied
Is only relevant here. Because we're talking about people with mental disorders. If we were talking about anything else the same would apply
You probably do it in your everyday life
You know, refer to someone as a Jew because they're Jewish but never someone as a Christian because it's already implied, and the norm, so unless you have reason to expect differently, there's no point bringing it up
#108 - arrrbie (04/22/2016) [-]
*DING DING*

And Deavas comes beack in with a flurry of blows. cognosceteipsum has been against the ropes all match, lets see what happens next folks.
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#111 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
I haven't been on the ropes at all what are you talking about
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#113 - arrrbie (04/22/2016) [-]
"cognosceteipsum has been against the ropes all match"
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#115 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
Oh. I didn't realize that's who I was arguing with. I just thought you misspelled a word
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#116 - arrrbie (04/22/2016) [-]
No worries, im not trying to come at anyone. Just figured this would be a fun little thing to do in threads.
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#109 - cognosceteipsum (04/22/2016) [-]
This isn't a fucking schoolyard argument, or an argument at all, merely a discussion. Go post your ghetto memes somewhere else.
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#103 - cognosceteipsum (04/22/2016) [-]
I don't agree with that point, I don't assume by default people are Christians.
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#104 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
Why not? You should. In the US they make up 80% of the population. You'd be dumb not to assume
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#106 - cognosceteipsum (04/22/2016) [-]
Key word: US
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#110 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
Wrong again. Christianity is the keyword there. In India, Buddhism or Hinduism. In China, Taoism. In the middle East, Muslim. In Europe, Christanity or Catholicism. Israel, Judaism. Same shit everywhere. US is only one example.
But then, we've already established you have a problem conceptualizing this
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#114 - cognosceteipsum (04/22/2016) [-]
No, the key word is US, because I don't live in the US where Christianity is the majority. Most people I meet are surprised to see religious people and it's not common at all
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#117 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
Aha so you're a Scandinavian. That means the norm is atheist or agnostic. And you assume so until proven otherwise. Checkm80
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#119 - cognosceteipsum (04/22/2016) [-]
I feel like this derailed
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#120 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
I feel like you lost and want to stop
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#61 - heartlessrobot (04/22/2016) [-]
Well, I mean, we've already given a label for people who are white.
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#83 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
If you're joking, lol
If you're serious, that's a whole other ball park
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#144 - heartlessrobot (04/22/2016) [-]
I'm joking.
I'm dating a black girl.
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#145 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
No correlation
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#146 - heartlessrobot (04/22/2016) [-]
Being racist is hard when dating another race.
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#147 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
>>#145
#151 - and yes, thats what im saying. but shes still more deserving than HT 04/22/2016 on Burger on the new 20$ bill -2
#150 - no i understand that and im saying its ********  [+] (8 new replies) 04/22/2016 on Burger on the new 20$ bill -2
#152 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Who cares, really. It's money with famous dead Americans on it.

We can't really use the phrase "Dead presidents" when talking about money. That's my downside to this. Dead patriots?
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#153 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
i care. shes fucking ugly and doesnt deserve to be on money. a coin maybe. not a bill
#155 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Is it really just because she's ugly? Flip the bill over, look at the new picture of Jackson on a horse in front of the whitehouse.
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#158 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
no. not just because. its one reason. the other, is that she doesnt fuckin deserve it
i can name 5 women and 5 black people more deserving than her. shes not very high on the list
though granted, i could name obama as being more worthy than her, so its not saying much
#160 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Obama is alive. The one prerequisite is being dead. the ones you can name are probably in the group shot on the 10
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#165 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
i know what the uck you said. reread
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#161 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
probably. but putting a face on both sides of a bill is retarded. and only 3 people actually deserve to replace jackson. and only one of them is black
#163 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Its not his face. I said this, are you glancing over my replies. BTW this'll likely be the last one, we got a bunch of purple lines and I'm done with this, we're just going around in circles.
Jackson will be presented on the back of the 20 and will be riding horseback in front of the whitehouse.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2016/04/20/report-lew-considered-anthony-10-bill/83274530/
#13 - normally i can decipher nogspeak i have no idea what the *…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2016 on the post that made me love... +5
#17 - sheepnut (04/22/2016) [-]
This was novice level Ebonics, man. Get your shit together.
#16 - IamPinhead (04/22/2016) [-]
"One of my biggest fears is getting caught by a girl's parents in an intimate moment. Case in point I was watching Mulan with my girlfriend - as any man should - and she started trying to grope my man parts. I batted her hand away because I wasn't ready for any action; after all, Goku let Frieza power up to 100% so why not give me some prep time? Once I was ready to go we started fooling around but didn't get too far after we heard a door shut downstairs. I start sweating profusely while I dress myself and her father - a large man of comparable musculature to Terry Crews and Kimbo Slice - bursts in looking angry. I immediately started acting lke a mincing homosexual - e.g., smacking my lips, asking where her mom found him, etc. - and did my best to appear nonthreatening. Although I'm not proud, I was a lot more concerned with not being savagely beaten."
#18 - floyingonion (04/22/2016) [-]
Thanks NiggaXplain
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#15 - JNS (04/22/2016) [-]
It's ok, I work just out side of Detroit ... I can translate

One of my biggest fears in life, next to licking someones butt, is having sex with a girl and getting caught by her father in the act.
This one time I was at my ex girlfriends house watching Mulan (because it's a good movie) and she made sexual advances.
I stopped her because I wanted to have some foreplay before we began. Just as we were about to have intercourse we heard the front door open.
I became very nervous and got re-dressed as quickly as possible. Just as I finished putting my clothes on her Dad walked into the room and seemed quite livid.
He looked extremely strong.
Fearing for my safety I could only think of one way to avoid his wrath; so I pretended to be homosexual by performing a very flamboyant act.
I managed to convince him that I was indeed gay, so he left the two of us alone in her room.
Other men should learn from my example.



#100 - do you disagree tho  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2016 on I think she staring at more... +9
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#101 - stickmansam (04/22/2016) [-]
Lol, no
#146 - no she doesnt. she helped literally 100 slaves escape, which, …  [+] (11 new replies) 04/22/2016 on Burger on the new 20$ bill -3
#148 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Sojourner truth and many others will be added to the 10 dollar bill along with many other famous feminist figures from that era.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2016/04/20/report-lew-considered-anthony-10-bill/83274530/
I like this one because it has a part that details whats going where.
By your logic, Rosa parks isn't deserving either because all she did was get arrested on a bus. Sounds pretty shitty right?
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#151 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
and yes, thats what im saying. but shes still more deserving than HT
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#150 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
no i understand that
and im saying its bullshit
#152 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Who cares, really. It's money with famous dead Americans on it.

We can't really use the phrase "Dead presidents" when talking about money. That's my downside to this. Dead patriots?
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#153 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
i care. shes fucking ugly and doesnt deserve to be on money. a coin maybe. not a bill
#155 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Is it really just because she's ugly? Flip the bill over, look at the new picture of Jackson on a horse in front of the whitehouse.
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#158 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
no. not just because. its one reason. the other, is that she doesnt fuckin deserve it
i can name 5 women and 5 black people more deserving than her. shes not very high on the list
though granted, i could name obama as being more worthy than her, so its not saying much
#160 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Obama is alive. The one prerequisite is being dead. the ones you can name are probably in the group shot on the 10
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#165 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
i know what the uck you said. reread
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#161 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
probably. but putting a face on both sides of a bill is retarded. and only 3 people actually deserve to replace jackson. and only one of them is black
#163 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Its not his face. I said this, are you glancing over my replies. BTW this'll likely be the last one, we got a bunch of purple lines and I'm done with this, we're just going around in circles.
Jackson will be presented on the back of the 20 and will be riding horseback in front of the whitehouse.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2016/04/20/report-lew-considered-anthony-10-bill/83274530/
#20 - they are if they die  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2016 on Justice League -1
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#25 - screamspleaseme (04/22/2016) [-]
what if they die on land?
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#26 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
then theyre a shitty pirate and who cares
#140 - just like electing hillary just because shes a woman is a poor…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/22/2016 on Burger on the new 20$ bill -3
#145 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Harriet Tubman was a spy for the Union army, liberated enslaved blacks, and spent the rest of her life fighting for equal rights among everyone.

Hillary Clinton doesn't deserve to be president. Harriet Tubman deserves to be on one side of the 20 dollar bill. You'll get this upset about a patriot being on money but not about groups of college kids trying to get the government to take your rights away.
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#146 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
no she doesnt. she helped literally 100 slaves escape, which, congrats. impressive. gj. so what. she was a spy and unsuccessful abolitionist. had she not existed, nothing would have been different.
but why is she more popular than rosa parks, despite her having been an active and successful participant in civil rights movement? because muh slavery, and because im not entirely sure blacks realize they won the civil rights movement
and more deserving than both, sojourner truth, an active and successful irst wave feminist, earning rights for both blacks and women.
HT is the worst possible choice out of the three. but muh slavery.
#148 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Sojourner truth and many others will be added to the 10 dollar bill along with many other famous feminist figures from that era.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2016/04/20/report-lew-considered-anthony-10-bill/83274530/
I like this one because it has a part that details whats going where.
By your logic, Rosa parks isn't deserving either because all she did was get arrested on a bus. Sounds pretty shitty right?
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#151 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
and yes, thats what im saying. but shes still more deserving than HT
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#150 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
no i understand that
and im saying its bullshit
#152 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Who cares, really. It's money with famous dead Americans on it.

We can't really use the phrase "Dead presidents" when talking about money. That's my downside to this. Dead patriots?
User avatar
#153 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
i care. shes fucking ugly and doesnt deserve to be on money. a coin maybe. not a bill
#155 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Is it really just because she's ugly? Flip the bill over, look at the new picture of Jackson on a horse in front of the whitehouse.
User avatar
#158 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
no. not just because. its one reason. the other, is that she doesnt fuckin deserve it
i can name 5 women and 5 black people more deserving than her. shes not very high on the list
though granted, i could name obama as being more worthy than her, so its not saying much
#160 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Obama is alive. The one prerequisite is being dead. the ones you can name are probably in the group shot on the 10
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#165 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
i know what the uck you said. reread
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#161 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
probably. but putting a face on both sides of a bill is retarded. and only 3 people actually deserve to replace jackson. and only one of them is black
#163 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Its not his face. I said this, are you glancing over my replies. BTW this'll likely be the last one, we got a bunch of purple lines and I'm done with this, we're just going around in circles.
Jackson will be presented on the back of the 20 and will be riding horseback in front of the whitehouse.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2016/04/20/report-lew-considered-anthony-10-bill/83274530/
#97 - so ******* ugly ****** hell  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2016 on I think she staring at more... +9
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#98 - stickmansam (04/22/2016) [-]
#rude
#100 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
do you disagree tho
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#101 - stickmansam (04/22/2016) [-]
Lol, no
#137 - changing it. goddamn right to be upset. just replace jackson w…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/22/2016 on Burger on the new 20$ bill -2
#139 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Well it's mostly to better represent the U.S. and it's people.

It's still worthless green cloth squares that the machine wont take when it gets dogeared.
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#140 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
just like electing hillary just because shes a woman is a poor representation of women, putting HT on money just to make blacks eel good about themselves, despite HT having accomplished literally nothing, is a poor representation o blacks
#145 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Harriet Tubman was a spy for the Union army, liberated enslaved blacks, and spent the rest of her life fighting for equal rights among everyone.

Hillary Clinton doesn't deserve to be president. Harriet Tubman deserves to be on one side of the 20 dollar bill. You'll get this upset about a patriot being on money but not about groups of college kids trying to get the government to take your rights away.
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#146 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
no she doesnt. she helped literally 100 slaves escape, which, congrats. impressive. gj. so what. she was a spy and unsuccessful abolitionist. had she not existed, nothing would have been different.
but why is she more popular than rosa parks, despite her having been an active and successful participant in civil rights movement? because muh slavery, and because im not entirely sure blacks realize they won the civil rights movement
and more deserving than both, sojourner truth, an active and successful irst wave feminist, earning rights for both blacks and women.
HT is the worst possible choice out of the three. but muh slavery.
#148 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Sojourner truth and many others will be added to the 10 dollar bill along with many other famous feminist figures from that era.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2016/04/20/report-lew-considered-anthony-10-bill/83274530/
I like this one because it has a part that details whats going where.
By your logic, Rosa parks isn't deserving either because all she did was get arrested on a bus. Sounds pretty shitty right?
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#151 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
and yes, thats what im saying. but shes still more deserving than HT
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#150 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
no i understand that
and im saying its bullshit
#152 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Who cares, really. It's money with famous dead Americans on it.

We can't really use the phrase "Dead presidents" when talking about money. That's my downside to this. Dead patriots?
User avatar
#153 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
i care. shes fucking ugly and doesnt deserve to be on money. a coin maybe. not a bill
#155 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Is it really just because she's ugly? Flip the bill over, look at the new picture of Jackson on a horse in front of the whitehouse.
User avatar
#158 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
no. not just because. its one reason. the other, is that she doesnt fuckin deserve it
i can name 5 women and 5 black people more deserving than her. shes not very high on the list
though granted, i could name obama as being more worthy than her, so its not saying much
#160 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Obama is alive. The one prerequisite is being dead. the ones you can name are probably in the group shot on the 10
User avatar
#165 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
i know what the uck you said. reread
User avatar
#161 - Deavas (04/22/2016) [-]
probably. but putting a face on both sides of a bill is retarded. and only 3 people actually deserve to replace jackson. and only one of them is black
#163 - froggernaught (04/22/2016) [-]
Its not his face. I said this, are you glancing over my replies. BTW this'll likely be the last one, we got a bunch of purple lines and I'm done with this, we're just going around in circles.
Jackson will be presented on the back of the 20 and will be riding horseback in front of the whitehouse.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2016/04/20/report-lew-considered-anthony-10-bill/83274530/