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Age: 21
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Consoles Owned: ps4, ps3, ps2, n64
Video Games Played: Dark Souls, Witcher 3, GTA V, CiV, Payday 2
PSN: Deavas86
Interests: guitar, metal, music
Date Signed Up:1/13/2010
Location:New York
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#19 - 8.5 is within 8 range But also it fluctuates  [+] (4 new replies) 01/25/2016 on Toonami Fallout 4 Review 0
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#20 - warioteam (01/25/2016) [-]
no, 8.5 is more than an 8 deavas
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#22 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
I didn't say that. It's within the 8 range
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#23 - warioteam (01/25/2016) [-]
okay
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#24 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
7.5
#167253 - Thoughts on Megadeth's new album? I wasn't really too impresse…  [+] (18 new replies) 01/25/2016 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
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#167254 - teoyeezy (01/25/2016) [-]
So I went out and ended up shagging a dude's girlfriend. I came back home afterwards because the guilt hit me and I also wanted to mope about the fact that I might be married soon. But before I could get into the self deprecation mood I decided to listen to this.

There is a big concern for Megadeth fans in the 21st century that aggravates itself with every album and keeps us awake at nights before album releases: Will this be the album where Mustaine finally comes out as a racist? Is this the one where he finally calls for the death of the "sangniggers" and blames the jews for selling only fifty million albums in his life time? Is this the one where he finally says we need to "put bitches back in the kitchen" and "get rid of the negroes"? Will I have to stop listening to them now because I don't want to fund Mustaine's local Klan chapter? Well, I'm happy to say that this one isn't it, folks

Sure, there are some... odd lyrics, and when I heard the words "western" and "messiah" at the beginning of their respective songs my heart sunk for a moment, but then it proceeded fairly normally. A couple of songs could point to but not out Mustaine as a racist, but they could just as well be read to have other meanings. If his politics are as disgusting as people suspect then he does a good job of hiding and exposing both sides of the issue, like in Amerikhastan and Beginning of Sorrow.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is: Congratulations on not being racists, Megadeth. Or at least hiding it somewhat well enough to not make me uncomfortable.
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#167261 - thebestpieever (01/25/2016) [-]
LOL
The sad part is that most likely I'm funding Mustaine's local Klan chapter anyway and I just don't know it.
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#167258 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
What are you talking about, that first song was totally talking about the invasion of the sandnigger
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#167262 - thebestpieever (01/25/2016) [-]
Eh, not really. The lyrics are pletty generic metal gore imagery. There's nothing specific about arab people or muslims and the little chorus at the start isn't exactly a good pointer; Megadeth always puts random bullshit sound clips in at least one song per album (Youthanasia and CW not withstanding). They're very, very, very nondescript violent lyrics. Like I said, you could read them as that, but you just as well could not.
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#167266 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
The intro riff was very middle eastern. Dead giveaway
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#167267 - thebestpieever (01/25/2016) [-]
The Blackest Crow has a banjo intro straight out of the Louisiana swams and a drumbeat out of a Military march. It's about alzheimer.
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#167294 - shibe (01/26/2016) [-]
man i love the louisiana swams
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#167268 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
I never liked Dave Mustaine anyway. But the lyrics also match what I said
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#167269 - thebestpieever (01/25/2016) [-]
No they don't. There's nothing specific, you really are not good with the whole "explicit and implicit" business, are you? Holy Wars is about The Punisher. Because unless the text says something, tou know, explicitly, then it isn't there. Once Mustaine strabs a gun to his chest and kills 20 people in the street shouting about "towelheads" -which should happen at any moment in the next year- then you can grab an authority on the subject.

Until then it'sjust readings.
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#167270 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
Uhhh no I don't think so. He's doing it on purpose.
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#167271 - thebestpieever (01/25/2016) [-]
And you are free to think what you want. But intellectual honesty consists of recognising your inferences as such, not as fact. For me to say that it's not about that would be equally disingenuous. It might be, because like I said: there's nothing specific.
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#167272 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
I dunno, when the entire song is about killing for religion and the stupidity of it, and it's stated explicitly, my first thought is not the punisher
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#167273 - thebestpieever (01/25/2016) [-]
Yet Mustaine has said explicitly it's about the Punisher. So there you go. Inferences, matey, they are yours to keep, and they are reasonable guidelines. But they are not facts.
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#167274 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
So, he lied. People do that
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#167275 - thebestpieever (01/25/2016) [-]
Valid assumption, also not a fact. Occam's Razor; good rule of thumb. You are free to believe what you want, I am free to believe what I want. I choose to not state anything I cannot coldly state with no reasons of doubt. It might not be about the Punisher, sure, but I'm not one to try to fight a public author statement with a subjective interpretation of a really vague 30 poem and a tin foil hat on my head.

If you want to do that that's all well and good, but don't try to make it like you're presenting me with the mathematical formula for gravity when all you're doing is presenting somewhat reassonable assumptions as if they were stone cold fact.
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#167255 - shibe (01/25/2016) [-]
Wow! Nice writing! Truly a masterpiece of criticism!
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#167257 - teoyeezy (01/25/2016) [-]
Hey man thanks! Check out more of my reviews www.scaruffi.com/music/best100.html
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#167259 - shibe (01/25/2016) [-]
Wow! Excellent taste!
#1189317 - Don't care 01/25/2016 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#1189316 - I already have it saved  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2016 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1189318 - inudewaruika (01/25/2016) [-]
I was just obliging his wish is all.
#1189313 - Witcher  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1189314 - burdenedsoul (01/25/2016) [-]
#20 - you misinterpreted what i just said but thats okay i need to s…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/25/2016 on boringcupcake's profile 0
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#22 - boringcupcake (01/25/2016) [-]
Dude, stop being a dick on my profile. All he did was welcome me here so just chill bro.
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#23 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
this being your profile is inconsequential
#18 - remember the time you "welcomed me to fj" because i …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/25/2016 on boringcupcake's profile 0
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#19 - yugiohkris (01/25/2016) [-]
Well ok later then.
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#20 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
you misinterpreted what i just said but thats okay i need to sleep now anyway
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#22 - boringcupcake (01/25/2016) [-]
Dude, stop being a dick on my profile. All he did was welcome me here so just chill bro.
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#23 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
this being your profile is inconsequential
#14 - Comment deleted 01/25/2016 on she finally agreed +1
#16 - >>14 like, youre literally so useless, admin has you…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/25/2016 on boringcupcake's profile 0
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#17 - yugiohkris (01/25/2016) [-]
But I'm on Funnyjunk.
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#18 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
remember the time you "welcomed me to fj" because i had to create another alt and i told you to fuck off
seriousl
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#19 - yugiohkris (01/25/2016) [-]
Well ok later then.
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#20 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
you misinterpreted what i just said but thats okay i need to sleep now anyway
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#22 - boringcupcake (01/25/2016) [-]
Dude, stop being a dick on my profile. All he did was welcome me here so just chill bro.
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#23 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
this being your profile is inconsequential
#11 - Cindy is a white woman from America. she goes on vacation and …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/25/2016 on What not to do +188
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#225 - anon (01/26/2016) [-]
Wow you people make a SJW topic literally out of everything
#80 - anon (01/25/2016) [-]
>white american woman on holidays staying with host family
>refugee Muslim from middle east, tending to stay in ghettos with other refugees because he has no other option, almost certainly came close to death during transport, has been surviving on very limited food and water, was never given an opportunity to learn how or why to integrate, does not speak language or understand local customs

i don't think those two scenarios are similar in any way.
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#81 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
You missed the part where he pretends to be a refugee so he can get benefits
Or that even if he is a refugee, he shouldn't be, because he should fight for his country and not run away like a fucking pussy
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#151 - PlagueDoctor (01/25/2016) [-]
You missed the part where Cindy is genunly interested in the culture and wishes to learn from it, while Ahmed knows that he's going to be treated like royalty and can get away with a ton of shit in a country that has essentially no backbone left.
#186 - ygdosst (01/25/2016) [-]
Doesn't make the later case right by any means.
In fact you just pointed out exactly why it's wrong.
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#187 - PlagueDoctor (01/25/2016) [-]
Ofc he doesnt, but sad thing is that it isnt holding em back
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#49 - skullzero (01/25/2016) [-]
The benefits of a population that is 97% local. Can't dictate shit about their culture.
#14 - yes. i know. thats ******* retarded.  [+] (8 new replies) 01/25/2016 on boringcupcake's profile 0
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#15 - yugiohkris (01/25/2016) [-]
Well it's just a job I have to do as a mod.
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#16 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
>>14
like, youre literally so useless, admin has you doing the most retarded job imaginable, instead of doing actual modwork. and you still fucking do it. jesus, dude. have some self respect
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#17 - yugiohkris (01/25/2016) [-]
But I'm on Funnyjunk.
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#18 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
remember the time you "welcomed me to fj" because i had to create another alt and i told you to fuck off
seriousl
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#19 - yugiohkris (01/25/2016) [-]
Well ok later then.
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#20 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
you misinterpreted what i just said but thats okay i need to sleep now anyway
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#22 - boringcupcake (01/25/2016) [-]
Dude, stop being a dick on my profile. All he did was welcome me here so just chill bro.
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#23 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
this being your profile is inconsequential
#12 - no im saying im here all the time and that was still the most …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/25/2016 on boringcupcake's profile 0
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#13 - yugiohkris (01/25/2016) [-]
It's just a greeting I use greet all new users.
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#14 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
yes. i know. thats fucking retarded.
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#15 - yugiohkris (01/25/2016) [-]
Well it's just a job I have to do as a mod.
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#16 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
>>14
like, youre literally so useless, admin has you doing the most retarded job imaginable, instead of doing actual modwork. and you still fucking do it. jesus, dude. have some self respect
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#17 - yugiohkris (01/25/2016) [-]
But I'm on Funnyjunk.
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#18 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
remember the time you "welcomed me to fj" because i had to create another alt and i told you to fuck off
seriousl
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#19 - yugiohkris (01/25/2016) [-]
Well ok later then.
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#20 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
you misinterpreted what i just said but thats okay i need to sleep now anyway
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#22 - boringcupcake (01/25/2016) [-]
Dude, stop being a dick on my profile. All he did was welcome me here so just chill bro.
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#23 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
this being your profile is inconsequential
#10 - this is the most retarded thing ive ever seen  [+] (12 new replies) 01/25/2016 on boringcupcake's profile 0
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#11 - yugiohkris (01/25/2016) [-]
Well then you must never browse Fj at all.
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#12 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
no im saying im here all the time and that was still the most retarded thing ive ever seen
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#13 - yugiohkris (01/25/2016) [-]
It's just a greeting I use greet all new users.
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#14 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
yes. i know. thats fucking retarded.
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#15 - yugiohkris (01/25/2016) [-]
Well it's just a job I have to do as a mod.
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#16 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
>>14
like, youre literally so useless, admin has you doing the most retarded job imaginable, instead of doing actual modwork. and you still fucking do it. jesus, dude. have some self respect
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#17 - yugiohkris (01/25/2016) [-]
But I'm on Funnyjunk.
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#18 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
remember the time you "welcomed me to fj" because i had to create another alt and i told you to fuck off
seriousl
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#19 - yugiohkris (01/25/2016) [-]
Well ok later then.
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#20 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
you misinterpreted what i just said but thats okay i need to sleep now anyway
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#22 - boringcupcake (01/25/2016) [-]
Dude, stop being a dick on my profile. All he did was welcome me here so just chill bro.
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#23 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
this being your profile is inconsequential
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#4 - nobody claims that, faggot **** out of here  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2016 on just a prank bro +19
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#37 - **Deavas used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **Deavas rolls 68** 01/25/2016 on Roll for class 0
#35 - consoles run 1080. i mean, the xbone doesnt. but ps4 does. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2016 on It's 2016 already. $500... 0
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#36 - snaikravdra (01/25/2016) [-]
i3 was suggested because of price to performance. Say for example an i3 can go 80 miles per hour and it costs 100$ but an i5 can go 100 mph and costs 130$

You get a better value for your money with the i3, as you only see a 20% increase in performance for a 30% increase in price.

it just depends on how much you have to spend in the end.

#1 - no **** you replace it with "willy" its funnier 01/25/2016 on harry dicks 0
#33 - the post said i3 cant run high end games though  [+] (10 new replies) 01/25/2016 on It's 2016 already. $500... -2
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#34 - snaikravdra (01/25/2016) [-]
"high end" means 1080p at 60fps with 'Ultra' quality graphics settings. Consoles run 720p at 30fps, graphics lowered almost to the bottom of the Marianas Trench. Just because they wont run "high end" doesn't mean they're lower than consoles.
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#83 - orthopaedist (01/25/2016) [-]
Yo dude your comparisons are on point, got a good chuckle out of me. But yea Deavas please learn electronics first before commenting. Last thing we want is someone accidentally taking the wrong advice and screwing themselves over.
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#85 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
I wasnt implying consoles are better. From the way it was worded I really didn't understand why you'd want an i3 over a console. Because like Jon snow I know two things. Nothing and how to eat pussy
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#86 - orthopaedist (01/25/2016) [-]
Because the newer I3's when bundled with a graphics card are alot better than a console
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#87 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
Yes I know. I was already explained this
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#88 - orthopaedist (01/25/2016) [-]
Well you asked again so I just stated it. No harm no fowl.
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#89 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
I didn't ask again, I was reiterating what my main my main point was originally because you seemed to miss it
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#91 - orthopaedist (01/25/2016) [-]
All good man, it happens
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#35 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
consoles run 1080. i mean, the xbone doesnt. but ps4 does.
but okay i see your point
but again
why buy i3 when i5 is better? i know i7 is kinda overkill unless youre doing like heavy recording type programs or something
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#36 - snaikravdra (01/25/2016) [-]
i3 was suggested because of price to performance. Say for example an i3 can go 80 miles per hour and it costs 100$ but an i5 can go 100 mph and costs 130$

You get a better value for your money with the i3, as you only see a 20% increase in performance for a 30% increase in price.

it just depends on how much you have to spend in the end.

#16 - JEDI IS ALREADY A RELIGION 01/25/2016 on Look, a new low 0
#30 - i have no idea what the **** you even just said to me  [+] (12 new replies) 01/25/2016 on It's 2016 already. $500... -1
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#32 - snaikravdra (01/25/2016) [-]
hence your red thumbs

both playstation and xbox (at least in earlier consoles like 360 and ps3 idk about now) use things called APU's. in a nutshell, an APU is a processor than can also act as a graphics card. It's a hybrid of the two. There are stock laptops at Staples for 600$ that could run games better than that APU. they are an interesting development in technology, but shit in performance.

tl;dr an i3 and a 60$ graphics card would smash a console into the ground, thats why
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#33 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
the post said i3 cant run high end games though
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#34 - snaikravdra (01/25/2016) [-]
"high end" means 1080p at 60fps with 'Ultra' quality graphics settings. Consoles run 720p at 30fps, graphics lowered almost to the bottom of the Marianas Trench. Just because they wont run "high end" doesn't mean they're lower than consoles.
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#83 - orthopaedist (01/25/2016) [-]
Yo dude your comparisons are on point, got a good chuckle out of me. But yea Deavas please learn electronics first before commenting. Last thing we want is someone accidentally taking the wrong advice and screwing themselves over.
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#85 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
I wasnt implying consoles are better. From the way it was worded I really didn't understand why you'd want an i3 over a console. Because like Jon snow I know two things. Nothing and how to eat pussy
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#86 - orthopaedist (01/25/2016) [-]
Because the newer I3's when bundled with a graphics card are alot better than a console
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#87 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
Yes I know. I was already explained this
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#88 - orthopaedist (01/25/2016) [-]
Well you asked again so I just stated it. No harm no fowl.
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#89 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
I didn't ask again, I was reiterating what my main my main point was originally because you seemed to miss it
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#91 - orthopaedist (01/25/2016) [-]
All good man, it happens
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#35 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
consoles run 1080. i mean, the xbone doesnt. but ps4 does.
but okay i see your point
but again
why buy i3 when i5 is better? i know i7 is kinda overkill unless youre doing like heavy recording type programs or something
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#36 - snaikravdra (01/25/2016) [-]
i3 was suggested because of price to performance. Say for example an i3 can go 80 miles per hour and it costs 100$ but an i5 can go 100 mph and costs 130$

You get a better value for your money with the i3, as you only see a 20% increase in performance for a 30% increase in price.

it just depends on how much you have to spend in the end.

#4 - remember ice breakers liquid ice? that candy thing? same deal 01/25/2016 on Liquid Ice +1
#3 - yeah i found out the hard way about the railroad lesson le…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/25/2016 on Toonami Fallout 4 Review +3
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#18 - warioteam (01/25/2016) [-]
>at best an 8
>i give it an 8.5
is your idea of a perfect score a 5/7 too?
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#19 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
8.5 is within 8 range
But also it fluctuates
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#20 - warioteam (01/25/2016) [-]
no, 8.5 is more than an 8 deavas
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#22 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
I didn't say that. It's within the 8 range
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#23 - warioteam (01/25/2016) [-]
okay
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#24 - Deavas (01/25/2016) [-]
7.5
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5/4/2014 - Never Forget
#2002 - twi ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
give me that ass
#2003 to #2002 - Deavas (8 hours ago) [-]
**Deavas used "*roll picture*"**
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#2004 to #2003 - twi ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
touch my ass
#2005 to #2004 - Deavas (7 hours ago) [-]
*pokes with stick*
#2006 to #2005 - twi ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
#2007 to #2006 - Deavas (7 hours ago) [-]
#2008 to #2007 - twi ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
I'd eat that ass
#2009 to #2008 - Deavas (7 hours ago) [-]
Idk if I could ass
Dat nassty
#2010 to #2009 - twi ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
I'll do your ass instead
#2011 to #2010 - Deavas (7 hours ago) [-]
Me face
#2012 to #2011 - twi ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
u used to gay with me   
y u hate me now
u used to gay with me
y u hate me now
#2013 to #2012 - Deavas (7 hours ago) [-]
No hate
I just don't social much here anymore or gay anymore
Idk mot
#2014 to #2013 - twi ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
GIF
but i like u
#2015 to #2014 - Deavas (7 hours ago) [-]
I know am srry
#1999 - twi ONLINE (04/29/2016) [-]
smelly lizard
#2000 to #1999 - Deavas (04/30/2016) [-]
I... Guess?
#2001 to #2000 - twi ONLINE (04/30/2016) [-]
leggo my eggo
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can I pee on you
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is that a yed
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yes
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GIF
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please
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GIF
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please please
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accept my friend request you skinny ************
#1984 to #1983 - Deavas (04/09/2016) [-]
Yo what
We're already friends aren't we
#1985 to #1984 - twi ONLINE (04/09/2016) [-]
i deleted all my friends on accident, thought i was clicking change password
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Twi omg mot
#1987 to #1986 - twi ONLINE (04/09/2016) [-]
love u deavybun
#1988 to #1987 - Deavas (04/09/2016) [-]
Lub u twilikun
#1989 to #1988 - twi ONLINE (04/09/2016) [-]
would you tongue her sweaty butthole
#1990 to #1989 - Deavas (04/09/2016) [-]
Nah mang das where poop come from
#1980 - quantumranger (03/26/2016) [-]
I feel bad about calling you a dumbass. I just liked the way it rhymed
#1981 to #1980 - Deavas (03/26/2016) [-]
Shut up faggot
And it doesn't rhyme
#1959 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
oh **** I just realized I unfriended you
sorry, bruh
#1960 to #1959 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Bruh
#1961 to #1960 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
how you
#1962 to #1961 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Amgud. Almost spring break. Going home on Friday. Not soon enough though. How's you
#1963 to #1962 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
I forgot, when is it?
#1964 to #1963 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
What, spring break? Technically starts Monday but it's a weekend first so I'm skipping classes Friday and just going home
#1965 to #1964 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Huh alright
Well the long break sounds like a good opportunity.
You have fun plans?
#1966 to #1965 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Well I was planning on getting laid but now I don't know. The bitch is certifiable. I'm pretty sure she's desperate and crazy but she also might be bipolar. It'll get interesting for sure. If she ever texts me back again

But I am applying for Big Brother on Sunday. There's open casting in NYC. Can't actually compete this year but I figured I'd see how far I could get anyway lol
#1967 to #1966 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Don't do it, crazy bitches aren't **** but ho's n' tricks

Hell yeah, that sound sawesome. If you do make the cut, what if?
#1969 to #1967 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
*Yeah but the seck
#1970 to #1969 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Seck yourself off damn, that sounds like an insult , its way worth it than a crazy girl.

Don't forget what you want to do, make sure you make what you strive for.
#1971 to #1970 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
1p games are great but I've played them for years and I'm bored of them. I want a p2.
#1972 to #1971 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Games are fun to play with nice people, not anyone who spawn kills you when they get the chance.
#1973 to #1972 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Double. D's.
Chubby
Septum piercing
Easy

Worth it
#1974 to #1973 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Just being sure you won't make a mistake.

Hows schooling going?
#1975 to #1974 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Oh it most definitely is.

Sucky. Failed a physics test today. Got a 14. Needed an 18 for a D. Tfw
#1976 to #1975 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
What kind of physics?
#1977 to #1976 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Like. Physics. Idk. Electronics mostly. Electromagnetism. Waves. ********
#1978 to #1977 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Ahh
Thats fun ****, I used to do pretty well in physics. Now I'm working with Watts and electronic engineering
Now that ***** hard
#1979 to #1978 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Yes it is. Gj. Doin good at things. Tryin hard. I suck lol.
#1968 to #1967 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Yeah but the deck

Nothing really. If I get accepted after going to NYC they'd let me know some time in April and then I'd have to go to semifinals, probably also in NYC there's a bunch but that's closest to me and then if I made it past that, they'd let me know and send me to LA for finals, but I'd stop there because they pay for you to go to LA and I don't need to waste their time and money like that. If I did make it that far, of just try again next year.
But I have to get on soon before they do another all-star season. I'd like a chance to be eligible for one
#1956 - anon (03/10/2016) [-]
GIF
wassup hoe
#1957 to #1956 - Deavas (03/10/2016) [-]
I saw your notification and I thought, ooh I hope it's the black lady gif anon
And it was
Noice
#1958 to #1957 - anon (03/11/2016) [-]
GIF
I'm here hoe, u my boo boo son.

what y'all been doin?
#1947 - anon (03/04/2016) [-]
hey ugly ********, what was your old troll account? if i remove the time limit on negative accounts will you post again on it?
#1949 to #1947 - Deavas (03/04/2016) [-]
And also it's banned
#1950 to #1949 - anon (03/05/2016) [-]
link me to it and ill unban
#1951 to #1950 - Deavas (03/05/2016) [-]
thumbs first, addy bby
#1952 to #1951 - anon (03/05/2016) [-]
no
#1953 to #1952 - Deavas (03/05/2016) [-]
And the same to you then
#1954 to #1953 - PopcornViking ONLINE (03/06/2016) [-]
admin i think you should ban this guy for noncompliance
#1955 to #1954 - Deavas (03/06/2016) [-]
there it is gary
the ***** i dont give
stop stalking me
#1948 to #1947 - Deavas (03/04/2016) [-]
No
Because you deleted all the thumbed on that one too
#1944 - twi ONLINE (02/26/2016) [-]
FART BUTT ****** POOP
#1945 to #1944 - Deavas (02/26/2016) [-]
Poetry. Such a way with words
#1935 - giffythetoad (02/23/2016) [-]
#1936 to #1935 - Deavas (02/23/2016) [-]
#1940 to #1936 - giffythetoad (02/23/2016) [-]
Take it.
Take the toads like you took that plunger.
#1941 to #1940 - Deavas (02/23/2016) [-]
it was shopped
#1942 to #1941 - giffythetoad (02/23/2016) [-]
I CAN DREAM!