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Gender: male
Age: 21
Youtube Channel: Deavas86
Steam Profile: kelevra22
Consoles Owned: ps4, ps3, ps2, n64
Video Games Played: Dark Souls, Witcher 3, GTA V, CiV, Payday 2
PSN: Deavas86
Interests: guitar, metal, music
Date Signed Up:1/13/2010
Location:New York
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#29 - Yeah don't go to blighttown through the depths. It sucks ass. …  [+] (7 new replies) 05/13/2016 on Dank Souls Beginning vs.... 0
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#47 - ragingbrony (05/13/2016) [-]
But then he'll miss..
Iato
shadow set
eagle shield
whip
falchion/wanderer set
power within
and pain and suffering![/quote]

Also telling new players shortcuts is bad. It's like telling them to [spoiler] Kill lautrec for his ring and so he doesn't kill the firekeeper, and denying them an NPC storyline and 2 sets of armor
Let them experience it!
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#120 - euskippy (05/13/2016) [-]
I don't know about not telling people the Blighttown skip. There's some decent gear in there but for the horrible, laggy, shitshow that place is, its arguably not worth it.
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#52 - Deavas (05/13/2016) [-]
Wow I missed almost all of those things
Fuck blighttown
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#53 - ragingbrony (05/13/2016) [-]
You bad at exploring
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#54 - Deavas (05/13/2016) [-]
I explore everything tho :c
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#55 - ragingbrony (05/13/2016) [-]
Apparently not!
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#48 - ragingbrony (05/13/2016) [-]
Wow that was a mess....
#28 - Ehhh After my battle with O&S I decided armor was no g…  [+] (19 new replies) 05/13/2016 on Dank Souls Beginning vs.... 0
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#32 - fergin (05/13/2016) [-]
You realize as long as you're under 70% weight you move the same speed no matter what you wear? The armor on dark souls doesnt really matter at all. But the worst thing you can do is have NOTHING in a slot. It makes you take like 5x more dmg than wearing cloth armor. Idk how the math works, but it does. Have you actually played dark souls before?
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#114 - kennyh (05/13/2016) [-]
Wait what? Sure you move at the same speed but your rolls are slower and shorter and you have less iframes with the highest your load, there is a difference between 40 and 50, 20 and 30, whatever. 70 isn't the only mark, 70 is just the fat roll mark.
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#112 - sketchE (05/13/2016) [-]
in 3 not dark souls
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#157 - fergin (05/13/2016) [-]
Do you ever read the full conversation before you reply?
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#183 - sketchE (05/13/2016) [-]
i usually dont read 16 other comments before replying ot one
#107 - anon (05/13/2016) [-]
have you even even played even dark souls 1 ever
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#99 - thechosentroll (05/13/2016) [-]
I did the first 3 areas buttnaked and I didn't even notice that. You sure it's 5x?
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#104 - fergin (05/13/2016) [-]
Naw I was exaggerating the amount, but it is super high. For example wearing armor that gives you 3% extra resistance actually makes you a lot tankier than 3%. If you were to take that 3% armor off you would think that means you take 3% more damage right? No, wearing no armor at all actually makes you take MORE damage than just losing the defense the armor gave. A lot of youtubers i've seen make a really big deal out of filling the slot no matter how bad the armor is. It's significant enough to make sure you're not naked. Probably like 30% bonus damage or something. But no, not 5 times damage. Some bosses also have abilities that are always a 1 shot if you have no armor on, regardless of health. If you have armor, even the worst armor, the ability will no longer count as a 1 shot. Fromsoftware always hides random mechanics in their games.
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#66 - checkemninja (05/13/2016) [-]
He's talking about ds1 you retard.
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#33 - Deavas (05/13/2016) [-]
75%
And I only have 80 carry capacity
And my lightest armor set, with my weapon and shield, is 21. Thus, above 25%. Giving me medium weight
Have you?
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#34 - fergin (05/13/2016) [-]
You're talking about dark souls 1? Even then having an empty slot is the stupidest idea ever. If you have to have an empty slot of armor you need to change something in your build to fix it.
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#35 - Deavas (05/13/2016) [-]
What was it about my second comment that hinted I meant ds1 that mentioning O&S in the first comment didn't
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#36 - fergin (05/13/2016) [-]
Figured you were applying dark souls 1 experiences to dark souls 3. Why are you still playing dark souls 1?
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#46 - ragingbrony (05/13/2016) [-]
It was clear he was talking about DS1 because he mentioned O&S
And I agree with him, Going naked to roll = better than wearing rags and half rolling
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#70 - fergin (05/13/2016) [-]
You can wear rags and stay low enough weight to normal roll. Having an empty armor slot causes you to take a lot more damage. Should always have it filled with something, doesn't matter what. Anybody will tell you that.
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#71 - ragingbrony (05/13/2016) [-]
DS1 didn't have the same absorption system as DS3
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#76 - fergin (05/13/2016) [-]
Its still the same as dark souls 1 in the regards that you take a ton more damage having an empty slot.
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#113 - sketchE (05/13/2016) [-]
dark souls 1 had 3 very different weight limits. i may be wrong but you fatrolled much earlier than in 3. and the difference between light and mefium was easily distinguished as opposed to now
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#37 - Deavas (05/13/2016) [-]
Because it was $5 2 years ago but I couldn't play it because gfwl was still a thing so I've just nor played it for the first time a few months ago and took 61 hours first run through then started ng+ but got to blighttown and decided nah fuck it so tldr I don't anymore
So now I'm waiting for ds2 to be $10 so I can get that
#21 - ****** the bed and runs away* 05/13/2016 on TPB +3
#19 - Aw **** man Well Why would you spell it that way late …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2016 on TPB +2
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#20 - retardedboss (05/13/2016) [-]
Sorry, I should have know :c
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#21 - Deavas (05/13/2016) [-]
*shits the bed and runs away*
#17 - *Indigo Because purple  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2016 on TPB -3
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#18 - retardedboss (05/13/2016) [-]
Read my comment again.
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#19 - Deavas (05/13/2016) [-]
Aw shit man
Well
Why would you spell it that way late at night when I can't read
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#20 - retardedboss (05/13/2016) [-]
Sorry, I should have know :c
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#21 - Deavas (05/13/2016) [-]
*shits the bed and runs away*
#1315510 - U le succ  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1315511 - prettyflyforaderp (05/13/2016) [-]
oh
#1315503 - **Deavas rolled user prettyflyforaderp ** if we met irl wo…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/13/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#1315519 - syrianbro (05/13/2016) [-]
THAT CREATURE

THAT FUCKIN THING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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#1315525 - Deavas (05/13/2016) [-]
Uh
#1315528 - syrianbro (05/13/2016) [-]
Its an inside joke between the two of us

Me and derp used to be fuck buddies.
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#1315530 - Deavas (05/13/2016) [-]
K
(X)
But k
#1315512 - zzRedzz (05/13/2016) [-]
nobody's that desperate
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#1315504 - prettyflyforaderp (05/13/2016) [-]
mmmmmmm
probably not
#1315527 - syrianbro (05/13/2016) [-]
get out

OOOUUUUT


Hi derp
No time
No see
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#1315541 - prettyflyforaderp (05/13/2016) [-]
oh
hi hi, its been awhile
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#1315510 - Deavas (05/13/2016) [-]
U le succ
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#1315511 - prettyflyforaderp (05/13/2016) [-]
oh
#1315501 - Just take her picture and Photoshop her nude and fap to that … 05/13/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#13 - playing witcher 3 made me understand why geralt calls his hors…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2016 on How the mocap for "The... +12
#25 - anon (05/12/2016) [-]
it's actually named after a fish just in case you didn't know
and in the original it's even a cutified version of that fish's name (i don't know the actual term for this)
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#45 - silentautumn (05/13/2016) [-]
The diminutive?
#1315083 - ikr thats what i thought 05/12/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#92 - no thats not even stereotypically accurate 05/12/2016 on average clinton supporter 0
#1315081 - she committed. and now shes backing out. now shell get even mo… 05/12/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#1315074 - *brave 05/12/2016 on Pony Thread 15. +1
#1315072 - but i thought they wuz stronk independent womxn  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2016 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1315076 - phanact (05/12/2016) [-]
so? she/he may be but they still get berated by literally everyone about it
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#1315081 - Deavas (05/12/2016) [-]
she committed. and now shes backing out. now shell get even more berated
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#1315074 - Deavas (05/12/2016) [-]
*brave
#1315052 - Heh Hehe HehahahHHAHAHAGAOMGFROPL If this is …  [+] (23 new replies) 05/12/2016 on Pony Thread 15. +1
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#1315082 - inkie (05/12/2016) [-]
Wow it's a real life Mr. Garrison
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#1315083 - Deavas (05/12/2016) [-]
ikr thats what i thought
#1315066 - twilightssparkle (05/12/2016) [-]
>wants to meet the right woman
Who the fuck doesn't find the right woman when they're 66? The right woman is either dead or too young at this point.
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#1315069 - phanact (05/12/2016) [-]
old people can have relationships too

gross i know
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#1315071 - twilightssparkle (05/12/2016) [-]
I'm not saying it can't have a relationship, but the 'right' relationship is gonna be impossible.
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#1315073 - phanact (05/12/2016) [-]
hardbut not impossible i guess idk im 23 not 103
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#1315062 - onefuckingskurut (05/12/2016) [-]
thats kinda sad :l
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#1315063 - phanact (05/12/2016) [-]
The sad part is they're probably considering doing it simply because they just get called out repeatedly for it over and over
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#1315072 - Deavas (05/12/2016) [-]
but i thought they wuz stronk independent womxn
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#1315076 - phanact (05/12/2016) [-]
so? she/he may be but they still get berated by literally everyone about it
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#1315081 - Deavas (05/12/2016) [-]
she committed. and now shes backing out. now shell get even more berated
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#1315074 - Deavas (05/12/2016) [-]
*brave
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#1315064 - onefuckingskurut (05/12/2016) [-]
I haven't read it so I dunoo...

You gonna test new car today? : )
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#1315065 - phanact (05/12/2016) [-]
Motorcycleeee
#1315067 - onefuckingskurut (05/12/2016) [-]
Sounds nice.

I once rode quad with dad. I am still not very much excited for vehicles. I like to sit in public transport and read or browse web.
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#1315068 - phanact (05/12/2016) [-]
Some day you'll be able to do that from your own car

Once it drives itself of course
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#1315077 - onefuckingskurut (05/12/2016) [-]
I dunoo man. If I would ever buy a car, it would be most likely not the autopilot one...
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#1315078 - phanact (05/12/2016) [-]
I agree I would hate it
#1315079 - onefuckingskurut (05/12/2016) [-]
I mean, people could hack that thing : )

Take care. I am going to exercise and buy groceries.
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#1315080 - phanact (05/12/2016) [-]
and im off for my test ride
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#1315054 - zependium (05/12/2016) [-]
I'd like to see someone transistion and then retransistion a bunch of times just to see how theyd look in the end
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#1315055 - phanact (05/12/2016) [-]
probably very much like a methhead
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#1315053 - cupcakescankill (05/12/2016) [-]
So if he got the surgery, good luck with going back.
#12 - What 05/12/2016 on Greatest Ally has a preference 0
#31 - Idiot  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2016 on Me vs Feminism (Part 3) 0
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#33 - austinrocket (05/13/2016) [-]
thx bby
#30 - You're an 05/12/2016 on Me vs Feminism (Part 3) 0
#27 - Why would you do that  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2016 on Me vs Feminism (Part 3) 0
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#29 - austinrocket (05/12/2016) [-]
Because I had to talk to the hall director about this stuff and I didn't want her to have any evidence
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#31 - Deavas (05/12/2016) [-]
Idiot
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#33 - austinrocket (05/13/2016) [-]
thx bby
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#30 - Deavas (05/12/2016) [-]
You're an
#53 - I want all of them 05/12/2016 on Caseclosed# +1
#102 - Yeah now it's much easier to see her boobs If she had any 05/12/2016 on She's still very pretty +2
#40 - Oh **** there was a third one wasn't there 05/12/2016 on Night at the museum lol +1
#46 - Lol white guilt Go **** yourself, goy 05/12/2016 on Master 0
#1314946 - If I'm 50 it means it's 30 years from now and medicine has adv… 05/12/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
#1314944 - What No Fuggoff u 05/12/2016 on Pony Thread 15. 0
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#1439 - Deavas ONLINE
(05/05/2014) [-]
stickied by Deavas
5/4/2014 - Never Forget
#1999 - twi ONLINE (04/29/2016) [-]
smelly lizard
#2000 to #1999 - Deavas ONLINE (04/30/2016) [-]
I... Guess?
#2001 to #2000 - twi ONLINE (04/30/2016) [-]
leggo my eggo
#1991 - twi ONLINE (04/23/2016) [-]
can I pee on you
#1992 to #1991 - Deavas ONLINE (04/23/2016) [-]
#1993 to #1992 - twi ONLINE (04/23/2016) [-]
is that a yed
#1994 to #1993 - twi ONLINE (04/23/2016) [-]
yes
#1995 to #1994 - Deavas ONLINE (04/24/2016) [-]
GIF
#1996 to #1995 - twi ONLINE (04/24/2016) [-]
please
#1997 to #1996 - Deavas ONLINE (04/24/2016) [-]
GIF
#1998 to #1997 - twi ONLINE (04/24/2016) [-]
please please
#1983 - twi ONLINE (04/09/2016) [-]
accept my friend request you skinny ************
#1984 to #1983 - Deavas ONLINE (04/09/2016) [-]
Yo what
We're already friends aren't we
#1985 to #1984 - twi ONLINE (04/09/2016) [-]
i deleted all my friends on accident, thought i was clicking change password
#1986 to #1985 - Deavas ONLINE (04/09/2016) [-]
Twi omg mot
#1987 to #1986 - twi ONLINE (04/09/2016) [-]
love u deavybun
#1988 to #1987 - Deavas ONLINE (04/09/2016) [-]
Lub u twilikun
#1989 to #1988 - twi ONLINE (04/09/2016) [-]
would you tongue her sweaty butthole
#1990 to #1989 - Deavas ONLINE (04/09/2016) [-]
Nah mang das where poop come from
#1980 - quantumranger (03/26/2016) [-]
I feel bad about calling you a dumbass. I just liked the way it rhymed
#1981 to #1980 - Deavas ONLINE (03/26/2016) [-]
Shut up faggot
And it doesn't rhyme
#1959 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
oh **** I just realized I unfriended you
sorry, bruh
#1960 to #1959 - Deavas ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Bruh
#1961 to #1960 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
how you
#1962 to #1961 - Deavas ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Amgud. Almost spring break. Going home on Friday. Not soon enough though. How's you
#1963 to #1962 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
I forgot, when is it?
#1964 to #1963 - Deavas ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
What, spring break? Technically starts Monday but it's a weekend first so I'm skipping classes Friday and just going home
#1965 to #1964 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Huh alright
Well the long break sounds like a good opportunity.
You have fun plans?
#1966 to #1965 - Deavas ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Well I was planning on getting laid but now I don't know. The bitch is certifiable. I'm pretty sure she's desperate and crazy but she also might be bipolar. It'll get interesting for sure. If she ever texts me back again

But I am applying for Big Brother on Sunday. There's open casting in NYC. Can't actually compete this year but I figured I'd see how far I could get anyway lol
#1967 to #1966 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Don't do it, crazy bitches aren't **** but ho's n' tricks

Hell yeah, that sound sawesome. If you do make the cut, what if?
#1969 to #1967 - Deavas ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
*Yeah but the seck
#1970 to #1969 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Seck yourself off damn, that sounds like an insult , its way worth it than a crazy girl.

Don't forget what you want to do, make sure you make what you strive for.
#1971 to #1970 - Deavas ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
1p games are great but I've played them for years and I'm bored of them. I want a p2.
#1972 to #1971 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Games are fun to play with nice people, not anyone who spawn kills you when they get the chance.
#1973 to #1972 - Deavas ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Double. D's.
Chubby
Septum piercing
Easy

Worth it
#1974 to #1973 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Just being sure you won't make a mistake.

Hows schooling going?
#1975 to #1974 - Deavas ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Oh it most definitely is.

Sucky. Failed a physics test today. Got a 14. Needed an 18 for a D. Tfw
#1976 to #1975 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
What kind of physics?
#1977 to #1976 - Deavas ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Like. Physics. Idk. Electronics mostly. Electromagnetism. Waves. ********
#1978 to #1977 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Ahh
Thats fun ****, I used to do pretty well in physics. Now I'm working with Watts and electronic engineering
Now that ***** hard
#1979 to #1978 - Deavas ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Yes it is. Gj. Doin good at things. Tryin hard. I suck lol.
#1968 to #1967 - Deavas ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Yeah but the deck

Nothing really. If I get accepted after going to NYC they'd let me know some time in April and then I'd have to go to semifinals, probably also in NYC there's a bunch but that's closest to me and then if I made it past that, they'd let me know and send me to LA for finals, but I'd stop there because they pay for you to go to LA and I don't need to waste their time and money like that. If I did make it that far, of just try again next year.
But I have to get on soon before they do another all-star season. I'd like a chance to be eligible for one
#1956 - anon (03/10/2016) [-]
GIF
wassup hoe
#1957 to #1956 - Deavas ONLINE (03/10/2016) [-]
I saw your notification and I thought, ooh I hope it's the black lady gif anon
And it was
Noice
#1958 to #1957 - anon (03/11/2016) [-]
GIF
I'm here hoe, u my boo boo son.

what y'all been doin?
#1947 - admin (03/04/2016) [-]
hey ugly ********, what was your old troll account? if i remove the time limit on negative accounts will you post again on it?
#1949 to #1947 - Deavas ONLINE (03/04/2016) [-]
And also it's banned
#1950 to #1949 - admin (03/05/2016) [-]
link me to it and ill unban
#1951 to #1950 - Deavas ONLINE (03/05/2016) [-]
thumbs first, addy bby
#1952 to #1951 - admin (03/05/2016) [-]
no
#1953 to #1952 - Deavas ONLINE (03/05/2016) [-]
And the same to you then
#1954 to #1953 - PopcornViking (03/06/2016) [-]
admin i think you should ban this guy for noncompliance
#1955 to #1954 - Deavas ONLINE (03/06/2016) [-]
there it is gary
the ***** i dont give
stop stalking me
#1948 to #1947 - Deavas ONLINE (03/04/2016) [-]
No
Because you deleted all the thumbed on that one too
#1944 - twi ONLINE (02/26/2016) [-]
FART BUTT ****** POOP
#1945 to #1944 - Deavas ONLINE (02/26/2016) [-]
Poetry. Such a way with words
#1946 to #1945 - miscarriage (03/01/2016) [-]
#1935 - giffythetoad (02/23/2016) [-]
#1936 to #1935 - Deavas ONLINE (02/23/2016) [-]
#1940 to #1936 - giffythetoad (02/23/2016) [-]
Take it.
Take the toads like you took that plunger.
#1941 to #1940 - Deavas ONLINE (02/23/2016) [-]
it was shopped
#1942 to #1941 - giffythetoad (02/23/2016) [-]
I CAN DREAM!
#1932 - twi ONLINE (02/23/2016) [-]
DEAVY
#1933 to #1932 - Deavas ONLINE (02/23/2016) [-]
YES
#1934 to #1933 - twi ONLINE (02/23/2016) [-]
YOU ARE MY ****
#1937 to #1934 - Deavas ONLINE (02/23/2016) [-]
IMAWOT
#1938 to #1937 - twi ONLINE (02/23/2016) [-]
**twi screeches**
#1939 to #1938 - Deavas ONLINE (02/23/2016) [-]
**Deavas oh **** i forgot we could still do that. or even how to do that**
#1943 to #1939 - twi ONLINE (02/23/2016) [-]
deavykun