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#3 - Are they making the joke that they're the only 5 latina women …  [+] (5 replies) 09/22/2016 on wives +19
#4 - xombirabbit (09/22/2016) [-]
Its because they sort of look alike. Kinda like how asians all look alike, its akin to that.
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#5 - Deavas (09/22/2016) [-]
Well they do
#8 - zionsype (09/22/2016) [-]
Which is why they're making the joke.
Are you looking for something to be angry about or?
#9 - anon (09/22/2016) [-]
because you touch yourself at night.
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#10 - zionsype (09/22/2016) [-]
I didn't ask "Why" tho
#42 - The eyes aren't high up enough  [+] (3 replies) 09/22/2016 on when they say "legos"... +2
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#43 - dorfdorfdorf (09/22/2016) [-]
also the mouth is too small, and i should've done something about the hole in the eyes
#44 - warwolfrider (09/22/2016) [-]
**warwolfrider used "*roll picture*"**
**warwolfrider rolled image**Its a easy fix, update us when you do.
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#45 - dorfdorfdorf (09/22/2016) [-]
that implies that i'll be fixing those issues
#28 - I want to believe she won't win, but i just can't. There's too…  [+] (14 replies) 09/22/2016 on "No" +36
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#30 - jerkindougnuts (09/22/2016) [-]
I dont like either canidate. Ones a corrupt politican who fucks shit up the other is someone whose already threatening to repeal a important treaty with mexico. Either way one of them are going to fuck us and the losing side is gonna riot like no tomorrow.
#36 - anon (09/22/2016) [-]
That treaty with Mexico is a disaster for US trade & jobs, and does nothing to Mexico for how effectively they police their border with the US - and how brutally they police their other borders. Look up "Illegal immigrants in Mexico" to see how caring & generous Mexico is to non Mexicans.
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#37 - jerkindougnuts (09/22/2016) [-]
I say its important because mexico is threatening to pull the treaty that gives us California new mexico and those other shit states. Its important to me because if that happens we will goto war because mexico will try to stake a "real claim" in them. Losses of human life for something that can be renegotiated rather than just thrown the fuck away are unacceptable.
#71 - huntergriff (09/23/2016) [-]
>Mexico goes to war with america
>immediately gets rekt before they even mobilize their troops
>Mexico is then annexed into america and then made great again
>Drug cartels are either slaughtered or run out of mexico
>Illegal immigrants become legal citizens due to being annexed
>Eventually we'll move on and do the same for the other central and south american countries
>Then we'll move north and annex canada and drive out the degenerates there
>America's FW the whole western hemisphere is made great again by god emperor Trump
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#101 - jerkindougnuts (09/23/2016) [-]
mexico already has several millitary forces ready thats attacking its own people so theyre already prepared. Ask yourself is it work the thousands of lives that would be lost? Or would it be better not to threaten to completely revoke a treaty with a neihboring country after we havent been at war with any of them for over 100 years? Take the loss of human lives more seriously.
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#102 - huntergriff (09/23/2016) [-]
A. I don't think the mexican military, or their people, is as well prepared as the US military is.

B. No, I don't think it's worth it.

C. If mexico's willing to go to war with america over this, then I believe they should reap the consequences.
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#104 - jerkindougnuts (09/23/2016) [-]
If a fucked up country thats corrupt as fuck wants to goto war over something that can be easily fixed why goto war why not fix it and act like a true leader would?
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#105 - huntergriff (09/23/2016) [-]
Why not deal with the corrupt and fix the country that way?
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#106 - jerkindougnuts (09/23/2016) [-]
Violence is not solved with violence.
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#107 - huntergriff (09/23/2016) [-]
That's just wishful thinking.
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#108 - jerkindougnuts (09/23/2016) [-]
Thats why it worked with Gandhi right? You know what the problem is? Its people not wanting to take real action. We dont need a president to get people to see their can be peace and a stop illegal immigration. We need regular people bit no on wants to accept that responsibility.
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#40 - Fgner (09/22/2016) [-]
> Mexico wants a NAFTA renegotiation themselves. It's generally not a great treaty.
> Mexico will never try to take back those states. (A) because it would be them repealing a treaty and declaring war, not just against the US which scary enough, but against the whole western world as well. And no one would help them. (B) It would be political and economic suicide. No more trade with the US, no more foreign aid, etc.
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#41 - jerkindougnuts (09/22/2016) [-]
Hey if he gets elected and does a good job im all for it. At this point im probably gonna vote for him cause im a lazy fuck and believe at this point were fucked no matter who wons because the losing side is gonna have riots for days
#99 - hamshef (09/23/2016) [-]
1. If Hillary wins, she spreads her power across the gov, gives power to the PC feminazis, tries to take away guns and pisses off right wingers enough to spark civil war
2. If meme-machine wins, all immigrants and poor black thugs chimp out and destroy cities, sparks a race war

I've just now realized the gravity of this election. It's over bois, enjoy your lives while you can before Rome crumbles
#6 - Amazing. Quick attack 2.0. normal type moves are sooo great  [+] (6 replies) 09/22/2016 on sun -4
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#7 - twiceasfun (09/22/2016) [-]
It's not a normal type move
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#8 - Deavas (09/22/2016) [-]
I know. Quick attack is. It's basically the rock type Bite
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#9 - twiceasfun (09/22/2016) [-]
Bite? It's a rock quick attack
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#22 - Deavas (09/23/2016) [-]
I just fucking said that
And bite was normal until they made it Dark
Pay the fuck attention
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#25 - twiceasfun (09/23/2016) [-]
You called it quick attack and complained about normal moves when it isn't one. And then you called it rock bite when it is in no way comparable to bite. I am paying attention; you're just being incoherent
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#27 - Deavas (09/23/2016) [-]
I said it's quick attack 2.0. But it's basically bite because it's essentially a normal move made typed
#29 - What exactly do you think "Willy Pete" is. He just *…  [+] (1 reply) 09/22/2016 on Spec Ops: The Line comp... -1
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#30 - lolollo (09/22/2016) [-]
Easy Pete's twin brother, presumed dead from a rabid deathclaw encounter.