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Gender: male
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: https://soundcloud.com/deavas
Youtube Channel: deavas86
Steam Profile: kelevra22
Consoles Owned: PS3
PSN: Deavas86
Interests: MLP:FiM
Date Signed Up:1/13/2010
Last Login:4/18/2014
Location:Your basement
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#8508188 - potato kisses  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8508193 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
yum
#8508185 - ding 4 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8508179 - the multiplayer has stayed the same for 5 game titles  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
User avatar #8508184 - kilroydotexe (4 hours ago) [-]
aka CoD
User avatar #8508185 - Deavas (4 hours ago) [-]
ding
#8508178 - am going sloop now i sure hope twiface doesnt rape me in m…  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8508187 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
I kiss people in there sleep
User avatar #8508182 - chaosascendingx (4 hours ago) [-]
can i watch?
#8508174 - i can sympathize with you tho  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8508176 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
we all can
#8508172 - mebe i cud be ur gf tonite  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8508173 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
I wasn't expecting anybody to be serious
User avatar #8508174 - Deavas (4 hours ago) [-]
i can sympathize with you tho
#8508176 - anonymous (4 hours ago) [-]
we all can
#8508169 - well are you 4 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8508164 - tfw can only fap once a day or barely anything comes out 4 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8508145 - lol 4 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
#8508111 - inb4 10 day ban 5 hours ago on ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ... 0
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User avatar #1360 - medewu (21 hours ago) [-]
oi, cheer up mate when you see this when you log on don't be a sad fag be a happy fag.
User avatar #1361 to #1360 - Deavas (20 hours ago) [-]
But still small penis fag
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - medewu (11 hours ago) [-]
Eh, it's not about the size but how you use it... is what most people would say but having a big dick is pretty much amazing.
User avatar #1363 to #1362 - Deavas (11 hours ago) [-]
stfu
User avatar #1364 to #1363 - medewu (11 hours ago) [-]
<3 Deavas pls, I love you! you are like the only Jewish friend person that I know of.
User avatar #1365 to #1364 - Deavas (11 hours ago) [-]
thats irrelevant
User avatar #1366 to #1365 - medewu (11 hours ago) [-]
;-;
User avatar #1352 - miscarriage (04/13/2014) [-]
davis.. they know..

I got a random email about male enhancement...
User avatar #1353 to #1352 - Deavas (04/13/2014) [-]
K
User avatar #1354 to #1353 - miscarriage (04/14/2014) [-]
davis help
User avatar #1355 to #1354 - Deavas (04/14/2014) [-]
cant
User avatar #1356 to #1355 - miscarriage (04/14/2014) [-]
davis
User avatar #1357 to #1356 - Deavas (04/14/2014) [-]
waht
#1358 to #1357 - miscarriage has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #1359 to #1358 - Deavas (04/14/2014) [-]
Well I've gotten into steam now so I think I've officially kicked rs
User avatar #1342 - thecitcourtney (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh :c
#1343 to #1342 - anonymous (03/25/2014) [-]
i reported phanact for mod abuse against another user and admin banned me
cos yknow, its a ******* tag team up there
User avatar #1344 to #1343 - thecitcourtney (03/25/2014) [-]
Am not even suprised, been there done that. They being retards is pretty common by now.

Don't die pls k thx

#1345 to #1344 - anonymous (03/25/2014) [-]
ill be gone a week i guess
User avatar #1346 to #1345 - thecitcourtney (03/25/2014) [-]
K, try to talk to you l8.

Need to drive home now.

Bai pølser
#1347 to #1346 - anonymous (03/25/2014) [-]
or forever. he banned me to the firewall lel
User avatar #1320 - blobboy (03/16/2014) [-]
Oh hey.
When'd you get back?
#1322 to #1320 - Deavas (03/16/2014) [-]
ohai, few weeks ago. convinced addy to unban me. i do that a lot actually

and dat fukken gif, did you make that? i ******* love it
User avatar #1323 to #1322 - blobboy (03/16/2014) [-]
Yeah.
Got my snoop tunes on for inspiration too
User avatar #1324 to #1323 - Deavas (03/16/2014) [-]
its really cool, thx mot :3
how you been
User avatar #1325 to #1324 - blobboy (03/16/2014) [-]
Good good.
I mean lifes pretty sweet so you know
User avatar #1326 to #1325 - Deavas (03/16/2014) [-]
well thats good. and same here, everythings cool
#1316 - anonymous (03/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1317 to #1316 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
thx
#1318 to #1317 - anonymous (03/14/2014) [-]
no probem?
no probem?
User avatar #1319 to #1318 - Deavas (03/14/2014) [-]
no i do not actually. im thinking legitimtelyanon tho
#1333 to #1319 - anonymous (03/21/2014) [-]
No, that'd be me
#1329 to #1319 - anonymous (03/19/2014) [-]
Bitch, who do you think?
Bitch, who do you think?
User avatar #1330 to #1329 - Deavas (03/19/2014) [-]
i already said
if yuoure not him then the only other people i can think of who were anon are chosen and ambiguous
#1331 to #1330 - anonymous (03/21/2014) [-]
hoe, we have been friends on your other accounts bitch.    
   
I'm back on funnyjunk after being gone for 1 year and you don't remember me.    
   
						****					 you
hoe, we have been friends on your other accounts bitch.

I'm back on funnyjunk after being gone for 1 year and you don't remember me.

**** you
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - Deavas (03/21/2014) [-]
how am i supposed to remember who was friends on my other accounts, there were so many
and youre not even using a mascot i can recognize

swissy?
#1334 to #1332 - anonymous (03/24/2014) [-]
You acctually made me sad now.   
   
I remember talking to you alot on here and now you don't remember me now. Even if you don't recognize my mascot or who I am it still hurts. we were tortellini brothers remember?   
   
I think i'll leave now, you have hurt me enough 						*******					.
You acctually made me sad now.

I remember talking to you alot on here and now you don't remember me now. Even if you don't recognize my mascot or who I am it still hurts. we were tortellini brothers remember?

I think i'll leave now, you have hurt me enough ******* .

User avatar #1335 to #1334 - Deavas (03/24/2014) [-]
i have no idea what that means, tortellini brothers
and really how the **** am i supposed to remember someone i dont remember anything about
#1336 to #1335 - anonymous (03/24/2014) [-]
guess you don't remember the time.

you have literally made me sad now.

bye dev

User avatar #1337 to #1336 - Deavas (03/24/2014) [-]
guess i dont
how about ******* tell mr
#1339 to #1337 - anonymous (03/24/2014) [-]
I might delete you from steam.

you made me sad enough to not wanna see you again.
User avatar #1340 to #1339 - Deavas (03/24/2014) [-]
See now that's a good hint. That narrows it down a lot. That means you're either The God Slayer who I think is medewu', Cubeofrubik who I think is molestedbeggar', chosen, and grom'. None of which I was ever great friends with, or at least for over a year. And if you're not them then I can't think of who you are because everyone else on that list I still talk to, and none of them brings to mind tortellini brothers. Are you sure you've got the right user?
#1341 to #1340 - anonymous (03/25/2014) [-]
Yes I am,
-Deavas'
-jew
-dick problems

and we even talked alot both on steam and on here. and that you have forgotten that we are tortellini brothers really hurts me.
#1348 to #1341 - anonymous (03/25/2014) [-]
why cant you just tell me who you are, i might remember tortellini brothers then sorry for anon, i am kill as you can see
the only people i talked to a lot on steam were poorlyred, seb, and molestedbeggar
and none of them were gone for a year
plus, if you were gone for a year, how the hell could i have you on steam
#1349 to #1348 - anonymous (03/26/2014) [-]
I was literally not gone for one year, I've been gone for a couple of months. I still came on once in awhile and at one point you were talking about steam and you gave me your account to add you.

It doesn't matter anyways i might as well delete you, i come on here and been missing you and you don't even remember tortellini brothers.

bye dev
#1350 to #1349 - anonymous (03/27/2014) [-]
Why can't you just tell me
Like holy **** I'm not very good with detective skills, I had to get a head mod to tell me who another anon was and I really don't think I'm in any position to be able to do that again
You can't just go away for months come back and expect me to remember you based on vague clues
You're being an over dramatic ********** and I don't think I wanna ******* deal with this anymore if you're gonna be so damn stubborn
So either tell me who you are or get the **** out
#1338 to #1337 - anonymous (03/24/2014) [-]
no, **** you.

I don't like you anymore.

i missed talking to you and now when i'm back you don't remember me at all.

not even the word tortellini brother made you remember.

**** off
#1328 to #1319 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#1327 to #1319 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1294 - acemcgunner (03/12/2014) [-]
hey jew i'm a higher level lol
User avatar #1296 to #1294 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
uh, no youre not..?
User avatar #1297 to #1296 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
Yes I am lol
User avatar #1298 to #1297 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
no youre not tho
User avatar #1299 to #1298 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
Yes I am
Did you check?
User avatar #1300 to #1299 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
the only thi ng i see you higher thn me as is content and i havent uploaded since like 2012
User avatar #1301 to #1300 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
Strings* you could post
User avatar #1302 to #1301 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #1303 to #1302 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
***** I said I say you should post some ******* ****
User avatar #1304 to #1303 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
why would i do that
is that what you were comparing? content levels? thats ******* stupid
User avatar #1305 to #1304 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
You can do it
User avatar #1306 to #1305 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
no. i only post oc and i dont feel like making it
User avatar #1307 to #1306 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
I make some of and repost plus art but nobody likes me
User avatar #1308 to #1307 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
cos youre a **** is why
i make oc comics with ****** art drawn in ms paint and i still get fp cos i post quality **** . so if i dont feel like making oc, its gonna suck if i do make some
User avatar #1309 to #1308 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
K btw I also make Oc phone. Trys. To correct every little thing
#1310 to #1309 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
english ************ do you speak it
User avatar #1312 to #1310 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
And yes I spreak English
User avatar #1311 to #1310 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
************ if my phone lets me
User avatar #1313 to #1311 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
here
www.funnyjunk.com/user/Deavas/1309#1309
take a sec read this
can you even interpret what the **** you justr said
User avatar #1314 to #1313 - acemcgunner (03/13/2014) [-]
Yes and the nsa can too
User avatar #1315 to #1314 - Deavas (03/13/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #1276 - twi (03/11/2014) [-]
WHY YOU COMIN HOME 5 IN THA MORN
User avatar #1277 to #1276 - Deavas (03/11/2014) [-]
***** pls, i never leave my room
User avatar #1274 - twi (03/08/2014) [-]
niinii
User avatar #1275 to #1274 - Deavas (03/08/2014) [-]
noot bby<3
User avatar #1252 to #1250 - joshlol (03/07/2014) [-]
YOU
#1253 to #1251 - thecitcourtney (03/07/2014) [-]
Morning pølse
#1255 to #1253 - Deavas (03/07/2014) [-]
afternoon pølse
#1256 to #1255 - thecitcourtney (03/07/2014) [-]
:3
What u up to dis weekend m0n?

#1257 to #1256 - Deavas (03/07/2014) [-]
well tomorrow im going on some trip with the sci fi club here, we'll be away like all day, should be really good time. then sunday im not really doing anything, as usual.
anything particularly thrilling going on on your end?
#1258 to #1257 - thecitcourtney (03/07/2014) [-]
Literally nothin, everyone is away so I got not much to do. I'm thinkin of buying a new PC or mebe a Ps4 am not sure. I might even for once clean my ****** apartment.

Neet, what trip are you going to and what are you guys going to do?
#1259 to #1258 - Deavas (03/07/2014) [-]
ah thats too bad :/

we're going to a town in pennsylvania, theres like a place with a lot of sci-fi related stuff to look at and possibly buy, and theres also a mall we can go to, and were gonna see the Lego movie
#1260 to #1259 - thecitcourtney (03/07/2014) [-]
Noice,

Sound like fun. I was in sci-fi group myself some years ago. We mostly ended up playing warhammer instead hehe.

The lego movie was pretty gud, even tho it felt weird at first watching a movie about ****** Danish plastic bricks but i enjoyed it very much.
#1261 to #1260 - Deavas (03/07/2014) [-]
i thought legos were swedish
#1263 to #1262 - Deavas (03/07/2014) [-]
>called "Lego", from the Danish phrase leg godt, which means "play well".

this i knew, i guess i just remembered it wrongly as swedish
#1264 to #1263 - thecitcourtney (03/07/2014) [-]
Ye,

Denmark is the Canada of europe, nobody gives a **** about us and always mix us up with Swedes or Germans.

Well I won't blame ya, There is nothing going on here.
#1265 to #1264 - Deavas (03/07/2014) [-]
hue owell
at least you are nordic master race
#1266 to #1265 - thecitcourtney (03/07/2014) [-]
Ye, I guess. :3   
   
Oi u got Ps3?    
   
I haven't played in awhile and it would be neet if we could game.    
   
Since my gaming PC and other consoles are at home I only have dat right now.
Ye, I guess. :3

Oi u got Ps3?

I haven't played in awhile and it would be neet if we could game.

Since my gaming PC and other consoles are at home I only have dat right now.
User avatar #1267 to #1266 - Deavas (03/07/2014) [-]
i do ,but i dont have it with me at college :c
only pc
User avatar #1268 to #1267 - thecitcourtney (03/07/2014) [-]
o :c

We need to play either when I get my PC or u get ur Ps3. c:
User avatar #1269 to #1268 - Deavas (03/07/2014) [-]
eh, i dont bring it here tho. i just leave it home. so all ill have here is pc, but i can ps3 when at home. if we even have like games
User avatar #1270 to #1269 - thecitcourtney (03/07/2014) [-]
lel

I don't even have much games left, I sold most when I was moving out.

I think I have like a few Cod games and some other and dats it hehe.

At PC I don't have much games left either, I should might aswell buy a new PC and get some steam games.
User avatar #1273 to #1270 - Deavas (03/07/2014) [-]
kk noot danish sausage man
User avatar #1271 to #1270 - Deavas (03/07/2014) [-]
ye i got lots of steam games
User avatar #1272 to #1271 - thecitcourtney (03/07/2014) [-]
I still have a Steam account so I might start using it tomorrow.

am tired so am gonna sloop, might come up again in a few hours if i wake up like I have done the past 3 days. if not cya tomorrow and gud luck m0n on ur trip. c:

noot pølse
User avatar #1246 - admin (03/07/2014) [-]
shut up
User avatar #1249 to #1246 - ragingbrony (03/07/2014) [-]
srsly, tell the others to get the rods out of their asses.
User avatar #1248 to #1246 - Deavas (03/07/2014) [-]
do you even read what they say
User avatar #1247 to #1246 - Deavas (03/07/2014) [-]
nou
mod aboos mot
#1244 - anonymous (03/06/2014) [-]
i want to bunga bunga
User avatar #1245 to #1244 - Deavas (03/06/2014) [-]
De masta no bata
User avatar #1233 - Hawke (03/03/2014) [-]
I didn't mean those things I said to you
User avatar #1234 to #1233 - Deavas (03/03/2014) [-]
go away you
you have no say here
User avatar #1235 to #1234 - Hawke (03/03/2014) [-]
God be with you.
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - Deavas (03/03/2014) [-]
ew
User avatar #1197 - yeahvinyl (03/03/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #1198 to #1197 - Deavas (03/03/2014) [-]
hello
User avatar #1199 to #1198 - yeahvinyl (03/03/2014) [-]
mmmmm hi
User avatar #1200 to #1199 - Deavas (03/03/2014) [-]
how are you
#1194 - strangemoo ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #1195 to #1194 - Deavas (03/02/2014) [-]
that moment when i sing it like Frozen and then realize thats what its making fun of
User avatar #1196 to #1195 - strangemoo ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link
Pouring the sauce all over.
User avatar #1188 - twi (03/01/2014) [-]
OMG
User avatar #1189 to #1188 - Deavas (03/01/2014) [-]
am i damn good or what
User avatar #1190 to #1189 - twi (03/01/2014) [-]
yus <33
User avatar #1191 to #1190 - Deavas (03/01/2014) [-]
now the only thing im pissed about is its about 69 times harder to get to -400 because spineless dildo admin made all accounts l;ower than -100 can only post 1 per hour
User avatar #1192 to #1191 - twi (03/01/2014) [-]
holy **** really
User avatar #1193 to #1192 - Deavas (03/01/2014) [-]
yeah. even on profiles
User avatar #1182 to #1181 - Deavas (03/01/2014) [-]
who u
User avatar #1187 to #1185 - Deavas (03/01/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #1177 - Marker (03/01/2014) [-]
So.... why did you clear your friends list exactly?
#1180 to #1177 - Deavas (03/01/2014) [-]
i mistakenly thought clearing friendslist sent out notifications like removing individually does
i was wrong
it was for attention but alas fell instead in vain
User avatar #1183 to #1180 - Marker (03/01/2014) [-]
no I did get a notification, I just didn't bother to ask beforehand
User avatar #1184 to #1183 - Deavas (03/01/2014) [-]
oh ya i removed you individually. i removed all mods individually first before deciding to clear all
User avatar #1186 to #1184 - Marker (03/01/2014) [-]
well hue
User avatar #1176 - miscarriage (03/01/2014) [-]
thx 4 not ignoring me
User avatar #1178 to #1176 - Deavas (03/01/2014) [-]
ye mot<3
ur like my besty
User avatar #1165 - posttwo (02/12/2014) [-]
2) Someone tell Gwen/Deavas I'll unban him if he lifts at the gym and posts proof.
(He's not gonna have users stop harassing me anyway so I might as well make him go through some **** to get unbanned)
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