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Gender: male
Age: 21
Youtube Channel: Deavas86
Steam Profile: kelevra22
Consoles Owned: ps4, ps3, ps2, n64
Video Games Played: Dark Souls, Witcher 3, GTA V, CiV, Payday 2
PSN: Deavas86
Interests: guitar, metal, music
Date Signed Up:1/13/2010
Location:New York
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#1323446 - When you think about it, it's really kinda cruel they call him…  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15. +1
User avatar
#1323453 - cupcakescankill (4 hours ago) [-]
"what's your name?"
"hodor"
"aight"
User avatar
#1323449 - neutralgray (5 hours ago) [-]
I imagine this conversation with other people would get tiring:
"Wylis will help you."
"Who?"
"(sigh) Hodor."

I can see why it stuck after a few decades. I think the book also said he wouldn't answer to anything but "Hodor" after the accident also... but it's been a long time so I can't vouch for the accuracy of that memory.
#1323444 - Hitler went after the wrong people, neh?  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15. 0
#1323447 - syrianbro (5 hours ago) [-]
I dont even know man ,Hitler was a megalomaniac batshit crazy cunt.

Objectively speaking the nigga was good at strategy but pretty fuckin insane by trying to take over the fucking world, in the end he didint had a plan and he just kinda winged it and got his country and his people fucked because of it.
#8 - If you couldn't tell, this was made some time after season 4 a… 5 hours ago on GoT Guide 0
#1323438 - But you're Syrian, bro Fight and die for  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15. 0
#1323440 - syrianbro (5 hours ago) [-]
I dunno nigga
I will fight when the time comes.

Thanks to this faggot ass page i have been progressively becoming more of a stormfag
And im a fuckin black guy from a third world country , how the fuck does that work?

I hate nazis
But fuck me, are muslims scary fuckin cunts.
User avatar
#1323444 - Deavas (5 hours ago) [-]
Hitler went after the wrong people, neh?
#1323447 - syrianbro (5 hours ago) [-]
I dont even know man ,Hitler was a megalomaniac batshit crazy cunt.

Objectively speaking the nigga was good at strategy but pretty fuckin insane by trying to take over the fucking world, in the end he didint had a plan and he just kinda winged it and got his country and his people fucked because of it.
#1323436 - Bernie has a better shot at beating Trump than Hillary tho 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15. 0
#1323435 - Well At least we've only accepted~2k in 7 months. Not so b…  [+] (5 new replies) 5 hours ago on Pony Thread 15. +1
#1323437 - syrianbro (5 hours ago) [-]
It will

Its more of a matter of time really.

This shit is gonna keep going up and up and up until you see Mechas in every fuckin street corner.

Shiiiieeeeet man just look at fuckin England

I guess its funny until shit begins to happen in my country , then im gonna be pissed.
User avatar
#1323438 - Deavas (5 hours ago) [-]
But you're Syrian, bro
Fight and die for
#1323440 - syrianbro (5 hours ago) [-]
I dunno nigga
I will fight when the time comes.

Thanks to this faggot ass page i have been progressively becoming more of a stormfag
And im a fuckin black guy from a third world country , how the fuck does that work?

I hate nazis
But fuck me, are muslims scary fuckin cunts.
User avatar
#1323444 - Deavas (5 hours ago) [-]
Hitler went after the wrong people, neh?
#1323447 - syrianbro (5 hours ago) [-]
I dont even know man ,Hitler was a megalomaniac batshit crazy cunt.

Objectively speaking the nigga was good at strategy but pretty fuckin insane by trying to take over the fucking world, in the end he didint had a plan and he just kinda winged it and got his country and his people fucked because of it.
#11 - You rang? 5 hours ago on Canada 0
#85 - But you just said  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Pump-a-Rump 0
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#88 - warrenzthehero (5 hours ago) [-]
No, is three different birds. And time is weird in Dark Souls. Flow strange.
#1323416 - **Deavas rolled user ranoche ** I'm sexually deficited. Gi… 6 hours ago on Pony Thread 15. 0
#15 - Amongst women maybe But you're not amongst women here 6 hours ago on Unpopular opinion amongst... 0
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#1439 - Deavas
(05/05/2014) [-]
stickied by Deavas
5/4/2014 - Never Forget
#1999 - twi (04/29/2016) [-]
smelly lizard
#2000 to #1999 - Deavas (04/30/2016) [-]
I... Guess?
#2001 to #2000 - twi (04/30/2016) [-]
leggo my eggo
#1991 - twi (04/23/2016) [-]
can I pee on you
#1992 to #1991 - Deavas (04/23/2016) [-]
#1993 to #1992 - twi (04/23/2016) [-]
is that a yed
#1994 to #1993 - twi (04/23/2016) [-]
yes
#1995 to #1994 - Deavas (04/24/2016) [-]
GIF
#1996 to #1995 - twi (04/24/2016) [-]
please
#1997 to #1996 - Deavas (04/24/2016) [-]
GIF
#1998 to #1997 - twi (04/24/2016) [-]
please please
#1983 - twi (04/09/2016) [-]
accept my friend request you skinny ************
#1984 to #1983 - Deavas (04/09/2016) [-]
Yo what
We're already friends aren't we
#1985 to #1984 - twi (04/09/2016) [-]
i deleted all my friends on accident, thought i was clicking change password
#1986 to #1985 - Deavas (04/09/2016) [-]
Twi omg mot
#1987 to #1986 - twi (04/09/2016) [-]
love u deavybun
#1988 to #1987 - Deavas (04/09/2016) [-]
Lub u twilikun
#1989 to #1988 - twi (04/09/2016) [-]
would you tongue her sweaty butthole
#1990 to #1989 - Deavas (04/09/2016) [-]
Nah mang das where poop come from
#1980 - quantumranger (03/26/2016) [-]
I feel bad about calling you a dumbass. I just liked the way it rhymed
#1981 to #1980 - Deavas (03/26/2016) [-]
Shut up faggot
And it doesn't rhyme
#1959 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
oh **** I just realized I unfriended you
sorry, bruh
#1960 to #1959 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Bruh
#1961 to #1960 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
how you
#1962 to #1961 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Amgud. Almost spring break. Going home on Friday. Not soon enough though. How's you
#1963 to #1962 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
I forgot, when is it?
#1964 to #1963 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
What, spring break? Technically starts Monday but it's a weekend first so I'm skipping classes Friday and just going home
#1965 to #1964 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Huh alright
Well the long break sounds like a good opportunity.
You have fun plans?
#1966 to #1965 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Well I was planning on getting laid but now I don't know. The bitch is certifiable. I'm pretty sure she's desperate and crazy but she also might be bipolar. It'll get interesting for sure. If she ever texts me back again

But I am applying for Big Brother on Sunday. There's open casting in NYC. Can't actually compete this year but I figured I'd see how far I could get anyway lol
#1967 to #1966 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Don't do it, crazy bitches aren't **** but ho's n' tricks

Hell yeah, that sound sawesome. If you do make the cut, what if?
#1969 to #1967 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
*Yeah but the seck
#1970 to #1969 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Seck yourself off damn, that sounds like an insult , its way worth it than a crazy girl.

Don't forget what you want to do, make sure you make what you strive for.
#1971 to #1970 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
1p games are great but I've played them for years and I'm bored of them. I want a p2.
#1972 to #1971 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Games are fun to play with nice people, not anyone who spawn kills you when they get the chance.
#1973 to #1972 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Double. D's.
Chubby
Septum piercing
Easy

Worth it
#1974 to #1973 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Just being sure you won't make a mistake.

Hows schooling going?
#1975 to #1974 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Oh it most definitely is.

Sucky. Failed a physics test today. Got a 14. Needed an 18 for a D. Tfw
#1976 to #1975 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
What kind of physics?
#1977 to #1976 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Like. Physics. Idk. Electronics mostly. Electromagnetism. Waves. ********
#1978 to #1977 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2016) [-]
Ahh
Thats fun ****, I used to do pretty well in physics. Now I'm working with Watts and electronic engineering
Now that ***** hard
#1979 to #1978 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Yes it is. Gj. Doin good at things. Tryin hard. I suck lol.
#1968 to #1967 - Deavas (03/17/2016) [-]
Yeah but the deck

Nothing really. If I get accepted after going to NYC they'd let me know some time in April and then I'd have to go to semifinals, probably also in NYC there's a bunch but that's closest to me and then if I made it past that, they'd let me know and send me to LA for finals, but I'd stop there because they pay for you to go to LA and I don't need to waste their time and money like that. If I did make it that far, of just try again next year.
But I have to get on soon before they do another all-star season. I'd like a chance to be eligible for one
#1956 - anon (03/10/2016) [-]
GIF
wassup hoe
#1957 to #1956 - Deavas (03/10/2016) [-]
I saw your notification and I thought, ooh I hope it's the black lady gif anon
And it was
Noice
#1958 to #1957 - anon (03/11/2016) [-]
GIF
I'm here hoe, u my boo boo son.

what y'all been doin?
#1947 - anon (03/04/2016) [-]
hey ugly ********, what was your old troll account? if i remove the time limit on negative accounts will you post again on it?
#1949 to #1947 - Deavas (03/04/2016) [-]
And also it's banned
#1950 to #1949 - anon (03/05/2016) [-]
link me to it and ill unban
#1951 to #1950 - Deavas (03/05/2016) [-]
thumbs first, addy bby
#1952 to #1951 - anon (03/05/2016) [-]
no
#1953 to #1952 - Deavas (03/05/2016) [-]
And the same to you then
#1954 to #1953 - PopcornViking (03/06/2016) [-]
admin i think you should ban this guy for noncompliance
#1955 to #1954 - Deavas (03/06/2016) [-]
there it is gary
the ***** i dont give
stop stalking me
#1948 to #1947 - Deavas (03/04/2016) [-]
No
Because you deleted all the thumbed on that one too
#1944 - twi (02/26/2016) [-]
FART BUTT ****** POOP
#1945 to #1944 - Deavas (02/26/2016) [-]
Poetry. Such a way with words
#1935 - giffythetoad (02/23/2016) [-]
#1936 to #1935 - Deavas (02/23/2016) [-]
#1940 to #1936 - giffythetoad (02/23/2016) [-]
Take it.
Take the toads like you took that plunger.
#1941 to #1940 - Deavas (02/23/2016) [-]
it was shopped
#1942 to #1941 - giffythetoad (02/23/2016) [-]
I CAN DREAM!
#1932 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
DEAVY
#1933 to #1932 - Deavas (02/23/2016) [-]
YES
#1934 to #1933 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
YOU ARE MY ****
#1937 to #1934 - Deavas (02/23/2016) [-]
IMAWOT
#1938 to #1937 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
**twi screeches**
#1939 to #1938 - Deavas (02/23/2016) [-]
**Deavas oh **** i forgot we could still do that. or even how to do that**
#1943 to #1939 - twi (02/23/2016) [-]
deavykun