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Hi
What's up with you?
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Looking at some stuff about the Peter Pan guy in Didneyworl
You?
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Yes
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That's literally the show
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#415283 - zeruaargi (01/07/2014) [-]
The whole show isn't a big satire.
#415288 - DeadlyAwakening (01/07/2014) [-]
Are you srs
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Yes
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That's literally the show
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I wasn't looking at the satire side of it really.
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#415283 - zeruaargi (01/07/2014) [-]
The whole show isn't a big satire.
#415288 - DeadlyAwakening (01/07/2014) [-]
Are you srs
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Yes
#415308 - DeadlyAwakening (01/07/2014) [-]
That's literally the show
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the fuck is a robotmike?

DDoS ATTEMPTS aren't uncommon.

Successful DDoS's are rare, and very seldom last for long.

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#1747 - xenxio (10/28/2014) [-]
Too long.
#1741 - zeruaargi ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
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#1744 to #1742 - garymotherfingoak (08/20/2014) [-]
good lord not you too
#1737 - lordheckler (07/18/2014) [-]
I started watching Sherlock.

**** is good. Better than good.
#1738 to #1737 - DeadlyAwakening (07/30/2014) [-]
Bro   
   
   
BRO   
   
Sherlock 2 good.    
How far are you?
Bro


BRO

Sherlock 2 good.
How far are you?
User avatar #1739 to #1738 - lordheckler (07/31/2014) [-]
Errr... 2 episodes?
I've been kinda busy lately but i still want to watch it.
#1733 to #1731 - DeadlyAwakening (06/04/2014) [-]
PASCAL NO
YOU DONT GET TO MAKE THAT JOKE PASCAL
#1735 to #1733 - UnaOWNED (06/04/2014) [-]
'You killed and raped my sister... YOU MURDERED HER CHILDREN.... But we're cool now.'
User avatar #1736 to #1735 - DeadlyAwakening (06/04/2014) [-]
Hmy name is Inigo Montoya
YOU KILLED MY FADER
PREPR 2 DIE
User avatar #1730 - lordheckler (06/03/2014) [-]
The last episode of Game of Thrones.
God, I hate it.
I hate everything.
WHY THAT HAD TO HAPPEN1?!!!?!?!1?
User avatar #1732 to #1730 - DeadlyAwakening (06/04/2014) [-]
SO CLOSE
SO
CLOSE
WHY
WHY
WHY CAN'T ANYONE WIN FOR A CHANGE
WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO LOSE
VALAR MORGHULIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
User avatar #1734 to #1732 - lordheckler (06/04/2014) [-]
I KNOW! IT'S AWFUL!
THERE COULD BE A WORSE DEATH1?
NOOO...

Rip in peace Oberyn :C
User avatar #1718 - garymotherfingoak (03/21/2014) [-]
where dafuq have you beeeeen
User avatar #1719 to #1718 - DeadlyAwakening (03/28/2014) [-]
On ze steeeeeam mang
User avatar #1720 to #1719 - garymotherfingoak (03/28/2014) [-]
b-b-b-b-b-but not errone has you addeeeed
User avatar #1721 to #1720 - DeadlyAwakening (04/06/2014) [-]
steamcommunity.com/id/deadlyawakening
Yoooooooooo
Sorry for the late reply, I didn't have internet
User avatar #1722 to #1721 - garymotherfingoak (04/06/2014) [-]
its alright

FJ froondles miss ya tho
#1723 to #1722 - DeadlyAwakening (04/14/2014) [-]
Thank ya mang
Thank ya mang
User avatar #1724 to #1723 - garymotherfingoak (04/14/2014) [-]
how has ya been?
User avatar #1725 to #1724 - DeadlyAwakening (04/17/2014) [-]
Pretty good, pretty good

Yourself?
#1715 to #1714 - bannanpojk (01/07/2014) [-]
Hi, deadly   
This is the only reaction pic I have left
Hi, deadly
This is the only reaction pic I have left
#1716 to #1715 - DeadlyAwakening (01/07/2014) [-]
Hey Bannan!
How's it going man?
User avatar #1705 - Vuumbleman (12/21/2013) [-]
What? What's that? Frozen is absolutely EPIC? You should go see it or at least rent it later? Why YES! Yes you should!
#1706 to #1705 - DeadlyAwakening (12/22/2013) [-]
My little sister has been playing that movie nonstop for a few days now.
ITS AMAZING!
User avatar #1708 to #1706 - adunsaveme (01/03/2014) [-]
I think I've masturbated to that character before
User avatar #1707 to #1706 - Vuumbleman (12/22/2013) [-]
I KNOW! Its so awesome! Nice to see Disney still has it. I'm totally getting it on DVD or Bluray or whatever.
#1684 - xenxio (12/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1687 to #1686 - xenxio (12/18/2013) [-]
its been....how long?
User avatar #1689 to #1687 - DeadlyAwakening (12/18/2013) [-]
The only kind of long,


too long
#1692 to #1691 - DeadlyAwakening (12/18/2013) [-]
How've you been man?
#1694 to #1692 - xenxio (12/18/2013) [-]
Just getting straight B's in college....got into some competitive smash bros. despite how silly that sounds. And...got back to the friendly boards after being left behind.
#1696 to #1694 - DeadlyAwakening (12/18/2013) [-]
That's great! Silly? Competitive gaming is the best, man. I've been Dota for the past few months as a stress reliever and reward after finishing assignments.
#1697 to #1696 - xenxio (12/18/2013) [-]
Good to hear.
#1681 - UnaOWNED (12/18/2013) [-]
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#1683 to #1682 - UnaOWNED (12/18/2013) [-]
S'been too long mein neger
S'been too long mein neger
#1688 to #1685 - UnaOWNED (12/18/2013) [-]
I be good, you'll be happy to hear I've sworn off Toph porn entirely.   
   
S'all about Bolin and Mako now bby~   
   
How u been?
I be good, you'll be happy to hear I've sworn off Toph porn entirely.

S'all about Bolin and Mako now bby~

How u been?
#1690 to #1688 - DeadlyAwakening (12/18/2013) [-]
Bolin &gt; Mako   
   
Pretty good my man   
   
Just pushing through these last finals in hopes of passing college for the next semester. Ye ye ye   
And Supernaturhaul's mid season finale was a kick to ze balls   
   
You?
Bolin > Mako

Pretty good my man

Just pushing through these last finals in hopes of passing college for the next semester. Ye ye ye
And Supernaturhaul's mid season finale was a kick to ze balls

You?
#1693 to #1690 - UnaOWNED (12/18/2013) [-]
Brothercest is best cest.   
   
Was it that bad? I haven't seen it yet, I don't recall..   
   
Unless it was the episode where Kevin got killed.   
   
If so, oh my god rage.
Brothercest is best cest.

Was it that bad? I haven't seen it yet, I don't recall..

Unless it was the episode where Kevin got killed.

If so, oh my god rage.
#1695 to #1693 - DeadlyAwakening (12/18/2013) [-]
Yeah that was really enraging... but he'll undoubtedly be back. I mean its Supernatural.   
Everyone dies at least twice
Yeah that was really enraging... but he'll undoubtedly be back. I mean its Supernatural.
Everyone dies at least twice

#1698 to #1695 - UnaOWNED (12/18/2013) [-]
Doesn't Cas hold the record?   
   
I know for a fact he's died at least 4 times as an Angel, and at least twice as a human.   
   
Honestly, Kevin was hit and miss for me, Him dying was meh, I was more angry at the fact that the angel inside of Sam wasn't going to be part of the crew, I liked Fake Ezekiel.
Doesn't Cas hold the record?

I know for a fact he's died at least 4 times as an Angel, and at least twice as a human.

Honestly, Kevin was hit and miss for me, Him dying was meh, I was more angry at the fact that the angel inside of Sam wasn't going to be part of the crew, I liked Fake Ezekiel.
User avatar #1699 to #1698 - DeadlyAwakening (12/18/2013) [-]
Kevin was the coolest guy tho!
#1700 to #1699 - UnaOWNED (12/18/2013) [-]
Lies and bullpucky!
Lies and bullpucky!
#1701 to #1700 - DeadlyAwakening (12/18/2013) [-]
Tis true!
Tis true!
#1702 to #1701 - UnaOWNED (12/18/2013) [-]
The fact I just took 1700th spot on your comments makes it wrong.   
   
Also   
   
we should arpee again
The fact I just took 1700th spot on your comments makes it wrong.

Also

we should arpee again
#1703 to #1702 - DeadlyAwakening (12/18/2013) [-]
To arpee as the FJ background

YOU HAVE TO BE THE FJ BACKGROUND

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#1656 - lordheckler (12/11/2013) [-]
Suddenly, Xerros is covered with dicks.
Suddenly, Xerros is covered with dicks.
User avatar #1658 to #1657 - lordheckler (12/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, nobody can survive to that except for him.
#1661 to #1658 - xerros (12/11/2013) [-]
You know me too well.
#1667 to #1665 - xerros (12/11/2013) [-]
What you fgts up to?
#1674 to #1669 - xerros (12/11/2013) [-]
Having le funs?
#1676 to #1675 - xerros (12/11/2013) [-]
Windrunner.
#1677 to #1676 - DeadlyAwakening (12/11/2013) [-]
They changed her name to Windranger.    
   
Which I think is totally cool because Windrunner x Drow Ranger hehehe   
   
Dey be gettin murried n 						****
They changed her name to Windranger.

Which I think is totally cool because Windrunner x Drow Ranger hehehe

Dey be gettin murried n ****
#1678 to #1677 - xerros (12/11/2013) [-]
That's kind of gay, but I'm totally okay with it.
Unlike with Wisp to IO.
#1680 to #1679 - xerros (12/11/2013) [-]
I'm keeping my statement the same.
... now kiss...
User avatar #1660 to #1659 - lordheckler (12/11/2013) [-]
How've you been, little DA?
Long time without talking, seeing and stuff.
#1662 to #1660 - DeadlyAwakening (12/11/2013) [-]
I've been doing pretty good. Fighting the good fight with college exams, applications, scholarships, presentations...all that boring grown up stuff.
And DotAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Oh, and Black Friday! Finally got the Razer Naga...video gaemz will no longer be played with a tiny, low-dpi, battery powered mouse.

How about you Heckler? What's the hip haps?
User avatar #1666 to #1662 - lordheckler (12/11/2013) [-]
Oh, that. I know what it feels.
It's a good feeling... when you are at the end.

Neat, now you can kill everything in KF while we rape a clot.

Well, finally things are going well, but I'm so ******* tired. Mentally and physically, but I manage to keep going.
#1668 to #1666 - DeadlyAwakening (12/11/2013) [-]
No rest for the wicked I suppose.

Sleep as much as you can man! Sleep is always the best. Sleep and ponies.
User avatar #1670 to #1668 - lordheckler (12/11/2013) [-]
>Sleep as much as you can
I've been sleeping 4 hours every night the past 3-4 months.

And ponies!? PONIES!? I kinda gave up to the pony thing.
Reason why I was barely here.
#1671 to #1670 - DeadlyAwakening (12/11/2013) [-]
I see... Is your semester break coming soon?

Hm, no ponies...how about Kill La Kill?
Dat Mako tho
User avatar #1672 to #1671 - lordheckler (12/11/2013) [-]
Yes, I have a final tomorrow and another the next week.
Then freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedommmmmmm.

Kill La Kill? Dat Mako tho? Is that anime...?
I don't like anime.
I dislike anime.
I hate anime.
D:
#1673 to #1672 - DeadlyAwakening (12/11/2013) [-]
Wooo! Nearly there m8. And then Christmas fun stuff.

But its the best anime D:
Its satire!
It makes fun of all the generic, overly stupid animes and does such a good job at it.
Like have you SEEN THE BATTLE SUIT?
The main character's suit is a Kamoi named Senkestu and it looks like thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis.
The enemy is the student body president of a school and is basically overlord of the planet because reasons.
And then there's MAKO
Oh man Mako is a bamf.
Her voice actress changed her hair and style so she looks exactly like her and its so sweeeeeeeeeeet.
User avatar #1639 - DinosaurLassie (11/19/2013) [-]
Hey.
I'm going around saying hi to users I see on the board all the time but never say hi to.

So whassup? :3
#1640 to #1639 - DeadlyAwakening (11/19/2013) [-]
Ohai!
I'm just reading more of The House of Hades before trying another run in Diretide.
You?
#1641 to #1640 - DinosaurLassie (11/19/2013) [-]
Oh? Is that a book series?

Annnd, is Diretide a game?

Never heard of either of them.


And me? Hmm.. just going around saying hi to people.
#1642 to #1641 - DeadlyAwakening (11/19/2013) [-]
Yes, it's the continuation spin-off series of Percy Jackson and The Olympians. Things are ridiculously intense since the Titan war.

And yes, sort of. Diretide is a game mode in Dota 2 where you raid an enemy candy basket to collect the most candy! And then Roshan comes out of his den to trick-or-treat from the players; If they do not comply he kills them.
#1643 to #1642 - DinosaurLassie (11/19/2013) [-]
I love books, but I never have time to read them, it seems.. ;c

And I am a LoL player not a Dota 2 player or else I'd know what you're talking about.
#1644 to #1643 - DeadlyAwakening (11/19/2013) [-]
Such is life. I absolutely love Percy Jackson! It's one of my root series and I've had the book for over a month but I've read about 1/4 of it...

Hmm...Imagine Baron Nashor dressed up as a vampire or Frankenstein roaming the map asking players for candy and killing those who don't give him any. And after 16 minutes every player is set to max level, generates 1000 gold per second, and joins ranks with the other team to defeat Baron as many times as possible (The more times you kill him the better the item drops)
#1645 to #1644 - DinosaurLassie (11/19/2013) [-]
That is some OP **** you are talkin' about mai ***** .

How about Caitlyn's ultimate now does 9,000 true damage and hurts anything it goes through. Plus it's a global ult.
#1646 to #1645 - DeadlyAwakening (11/19/2013) [-]
9000 true damage with global range holy hell what is happening over at LoL Jesus Christ.


That's like Zeus's ult on steroids.
#1647 to #1646 - DinosaurLassie (11/19/2013) [-]
As compared to your suggestion, it's not too bad..
#1648 to #1647 - DeadlyAwakening (11/19/2013) [-]
I say that because the highest I've ever seen a Dota hero get to is around 4000hp...
One ult and the game is won!
Victory!


Plus if its used in that scenario, everyone's skill countdowns are randomly refreshed, so if you buy a refresher orb you can spam it!
#1649 to #1648 - DinosaurLassie (11/19/2013) [-]
Refresher orb.
Duh **** .

Oh god.
#1653 to #1652 - DinosaurLassie (11/19/2013) [-]
Sexiest man alive.. almost.
User avatar #1638 - derangedberger ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Hey, looks like I'm on messenger duty again. Hawk was the one behind the deletion of friendly, and he did it again. He is now permabanned from friendly, and no longer a site mod. Many of you may have thin patience at this point, but it will NOT happen again. Do come join us.
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User avatar #1631 - enderslayer (11/10/2013) [-]
Hey
User avatar #1633 to #1632 - enderslayer (11/10/2013) [-]
ur dumb. Just kidding, i wub u
User avatar #1635 to #1634 - enderslayer (11/10/2013) [-]
How're you?
User avatar #1636 to #1635 - DeadlyAwakening (11/11/2013) [-]
Good, yourself?
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - enderslayer (11/11/2013) [-]
I';m good/.
User avatar #1609 - XAssassin ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
ur cool
User avatar #1610 to #1609 - DeadlyAwakening (10/10/2013) [-]
no ur cool
User avatar #1611 to #1610 - XAssassin ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
:3
#1615 to #1614 - XAssassin ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
I got caught up in homework
#1616 to #1615 - DeadlyAwakening (10/10/2013) [-]
&gt;Homework
>Homework
#1621 to #1620 - XAssassin ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
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#1606 - bandal (10/07/2013) [-]
What's up my ***** ?
#1608 to #1606 - DeadlyAwakening (10/10/2013) [-]
Ayo wuz goooooooood
#1622 to #1608 - bandal (10/10/2013) [-]
Ayeeeee ~
Hello my friend, we meet again
It's been awhile, where should we begin?

Feels like forever
#1623 to #1622 - DeadlyAwakening (10/10/2013) [-]
Indeed it has!
Hmm, how about from where we left off?
What have you been up to?
#1625 to #1623 - bandal (10/10/2013) [-]
Lately playing, I bought Tales of Xillia, Star Ocean, Hatsune Miku project diva and Reckoning and almost at the same time hahaha and also drawing, I want to become a great artist... So I made up my mind to focus on that and only that.   
   
What about you my friend? what is like to be DeadlyAwakening lately?
Lately playing, I bought Tales of Xillia, Star Ocean, Hatsune Miku project diva and Reckoning and almost at the same time hahaha and also drawing, I want to become a great artist... So I made up my mind to focus on that and only that.

What about you my friend? what is like to be DeadlyAwakening lately?
#1626 to #1625 - DeadlyAwakening (10/11/2013) [-]
>Already are a great artist

Great! "Improve until your idols become your rivals."
I haven't been able to focus on anything other than school lately. Well, after school I isolate myself in fiction like Break Bad. Oh! And House of Hades!
Yeaaaah!
I've also been training in Dota 2. I want to get really good so that we can go into tournaments and see where things lead from there.
#1627 to #1626 - bandal (10/11/2013) [-]
Oooh you!   
   
Hehehe when you like something... When you love it, there's only one way to follow!    
Well that's not bad at all, you need to study for more opportunities.   
   
Oooh, not LoL? because everybody wants to play that and become pro at it, is getting way too popular like WoW and the tournaments are the big deal!    
   
I would love to play a Mmorgp like Tera but let's see next year with a better pc.
Oooh you!

Hehehe when you like something... When you love it, there's only one way to follow!
Well that's not bad at all, you need to study for more opportunities.

Oooh, not LoL? because everybody wants to play that and become pro at it, is getting way too popular like WoW and the tournaments are the big deal!

I would love to play a Mmorgp like Tera but let's see next year with a better pc.
#1628 to #1627 - DeadlyAwakening (10/11/2013) [-]
Naaah. I mean LoL does have a big following, but its no where near as good as Dota's. And the Dota 2 International Tournaments are much fancier! Check out this awesome video summarizing ti3: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHeBM74woY


#1629 to #1628 - bandal (10/13/2013) [-]
It looks indeed amazing, I'm no good with teams, I can make a 2 players party but I always have problems with the authority even a smaller one like a guild's leader... I can't help but having it my way and is too much of a bother to be a leader myself.    
   
Good luck with the tournaments!    
   
I found an almost perfect gameplay of RPG in Tera online... is action rpg. Like, I can avoid a front attact if I just move out of the way and counter, that's very useful.
It looks indeed amazing, I'm no good with teams, I can make a 2 players party but I always have problems with the authority even a smaller one like a guild's leader... I can't help but having it my way and is too much of a bother to be a leader myself.

Good luck with the tournaments!

I found an almost perfect gameplay of RPG in Tera online... is action rpg. Like, I can avoid a front attact if I just move out of the way and counter, that's very useful.
#1630 to #1629 - DeadlyAwakening (10/18/2013) [-]
I haven't been any good with the teams I've been automatically paired with...I usually end up sucking terribly.

Tera! I've heard of that! Sounds awesome!
#1605 - GodzillaFTW (10/07/2013) [-]
Take dis.
Take dis.
User avatar #1607 to #1605 - DeadlyAwakening (10/10/2013) [-]
Its beautiful
User avatar #1600 - enderslayer (10/01/2013) [-]
i lob u bby
User avatar #1602 to #1601 - enderslayer (10/02/2013) [-]
Kiss meh
User avatar #1604 to #1603 - enderslayer (10/04/2013) [-]
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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