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Gender: male
Age: 18
Youtube Channel: David Crawford
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PS1 and various others
Video Games Played: minecraft, skyrim, fifa
X-box Gamertag: CrawfieWATP
Interests: Alcohol and tits
Date Signed Up:3/31/2009
Last Login:4/17/2014
Location:Scotland
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Content Views:655059
Times Content Favorited:1547 times
Total Comments Made:744
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I hail from the sunny plains of Scotland. The Greatest country to have ever existed! I take refuge in the Town 'Paisley'... 'Tis a shit den

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#69 - It just means "kidding on" its a common phrase where…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on No Escape From That 0
#73 - usafdirtboyz (2 hours ago) [-]
That's something I've never heard before, anywhere, hmmmm. I was to afraid of what I would see if I googled it lol. Well, thanks for teaching me another new thing today!
#52 - Like It happens quite regularly and when I tell my friends the…  [+] (4 new replies) 4 hours ago on No Escape From That 0
#54 - usafdirtboyz (3 hours ago) [-]
What the hell does "taking the cunt" mean?
#169 - anonymous (41 minutes ago) [-]
It's like "taking the piss". Dave must have forgotten how to be a proper Briton.
User avatar #69 - Dave Cee (2 hours ago) [-]
It just means "kidding on" its a common phrase where I'm from
#73 - usafdirtboyz (2 hours ago) [-]
That's something I've never heard before, anywhere, hmmmm. I was to afraid of what I would see if I googled it lol. Well, thanks for teaching me another new thing today!
#46 - I don't know what happens to me but sometimes when I wake up I…  [+] (7 new replies) 4 hours ago on No Escape From That 0
User avatar #116 - ganjalff (1 hour ago) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnagogia

its like sleep paralysis, without being paralized. consider yourself lucky, i see spiders.
User avatar #48 - kitarierose (4 hours ago) [-]
You wouldn't be able to turn your side during sleep paralysis. During sleep paralysis, you cannot move at all. I think you should call an exorcist. or ghost busters
User avatar #52 - Dave Cee (4 hours ago) [-]
Like It happens quite regularly and when I tell my friends they just think I'm taking the cunt
#54 - usafdirtboyz (3 hours ago) [-]
What the hell does "taking the cunt" mean?
#169 - anonymous (41 minutes ago) [-]
It's like "taking the piss". Dave must have forgotten how to be a proper Briton.
User avatar #69 - Dave Cee (2 hours ago) [-]
It just means "kidding on" its a common phrase where I'm from
#73 - usafdirtboyz (2 hours ago) [-]
That's something I've never heard before, anywhere, hmmmm. I was to afraid of what I would see if I googled it lol. Well, thanks for teaching me another new thing today!
#8 - I remember one time I was on holiday I was trying to swap a RC… 4 hours ago on Wut 0
#107 - **Dave Cee rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Well this is slightly... 0
User avatar #134 - trollerfin (8 hours ago) [-]
someone should change that thumb to a red thumb
#132 - **Dave Cee rolled image ** After I took that advice  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on Never do milk, boys and girls +2
User avatar #134 - masterspectre (11 hours ago) [-]
That is actually pretty impressive.
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on cooking +6
#26 - mooghens (04/13/2014) [-]
#29 - Do you have Battletoads? 04/12/2014 on Game Room +6
#21 - **Dave Cee rolled image ** me after six beers 04/12/2014 on Old and true. +6
#42 - **Dave Cee rolled image ** 04/09/2014 on Dave Cee's profile 0

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#42 - Dave Cee (04/09/2014) [-]
**Dave Cee rolled image**
**Dave Cee rolled image**
#40 - Dave Cee (01/11/2014) [-]
**Dave Cee rolled a random image posted in comment #292571 at Friendly **
User avatar #36 - theflamingfire (12/23/2013) [-]
You're so blue it burns my eyes
User avatar #35 - Dave Cee (12/12/2013) [-]
**Dave Cee rolls 88,039**
User avatar #26 - paradox ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
i see your quite blue. im quite blue myself
User avatar #27 to #26 - Dave Cee (06/16/2013) [-]
I'm blue, but if I was green I would die
User avatar #28 to #27 - paradox ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
i agree. being green would kill me to.
User avatar #29 to #28 - Dave Cee (06/16/2013) [-]
Us dark blues should stick together! I don't trust they god damn light blues!
User avatar #31 to #29 - ICEDgrunge (10/04/2013) [-]
Well **** you too
User avatar #30 to #29 - paradox ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
yea. theyre too new here. theyre way to ******* pale
User avatar #25 - Dave Cee (06/14/2013) [-]
"Easy I'm going to let it pass for now then one day when you least expect it I'm going to attack! I'm going to club you then take you to an unknown destination and when you gain consciousness you'll wake to see that you've been hung upside down with a pool underneath you full of sharks,gorillas and a wild lemur! I'll then proceed to inject you with a solution which allows you to remain completely awake yet paralyze you making you feel everything that happens to you. After this I will go onto inflict as much pain as humanly possible to you using tools, acids, fire, syringes and many more till the point I can do no more and I will then finally cut you free to meet your death!" -Conner Waters
User avatar #6 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
ill fukn cut u
#7 to #6 - Dave Cee (05/25/2013) [-]
WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!
WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!
User avatar #8 to #7 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
IM ROLL ******
#9 to #8 - Dave Cee (05/25/2013) [-]
Who sent you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
urself
#13 to #12 - Dave Cee (05/25/2013) [-]
THEN THIS MEANS THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE THE DARK ONE WILL RETURN!!!!
User avatar #14 to #13 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
oh
User avatar #15 to #14 - Dave Cee (05/25/2013) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #16 to #15 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
is that u in ur picture
User avatar #17 to #16 - Dave Cee (05/25/2013) [-]
Why yes it is
User avatar #18 to #17 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
r u drunk
User avatar #19 to #18 - Dave Cee (05/25/2013) [-]
I was at the time yes
User avatar #20 to #19 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
r u drunk now
User avatar #21 to #20 - Dave Cee (05/25/2013) [-]
Na, but its Saturday and I'm Scottish so I will be soon! are you?
User avatar #22 to #21 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
nah im not old enuff 2 drink
User avatar #23 to #22 - Dave Cee (05/25/2013) [-]
Neither am I lololololololllo
User avatar #24 to #23 - roll (05/25/2013) [-]
lloololololloollool
User avatar #1 - garymotherfinoak (04/06/2013) [-]
4 years and 17, nice
User avatar #2 to #1 - Dave Cee (04/06/2013) [-]
Thank you, I've been on FJ since it was yellow and **** so if i made an account then i would be blue as ****
User avatar #3 to #2 - garymotherfinoak (04/06/2013) [-]
awesome :D
#4 to #3 - Dave Cee (04/06/2013) [-]
I know you probably couldn't give the slightest 						****					 but still, thank you.
I know you probably couldn't give the slightest **** but still, thank you.
User avatar #5 to #4 - garymotherfinoak (04/06/2013) [-]
i know, not giving any is a noticable trend.
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